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Africa Is Like The Most Hardbody Country…

True story is that chances are whoever feels uncomfortable saying the word hardbody is prah’lee teh ghey and certainly bitchmade. And whoever thinks that I’m lying should just kill themselves.

Don’t waste your time telling me that Africa is a continent. That shit is no longer relevant. Everything is about countries and groups of tribes. The Americas are a country with Mexican tribes like Colombians and Dominicans, and Black tribes like niggas from the ‘A’ and niggas from the ‘D’, and African tribes, and European tribes. I have to admit the people that exploit humankind freaked shit by creating this racial bullshit. It’s just another layer of bureaucracy.

This post is brought to you by the letter ‘H’. The letter ‘H’ is the first letter you use when spelling the word ‘HARDBODY’. There are other words that begin with the letter ‘H’ as well. One that comes to my mind when I think of Africa is the word ‘HEROIN’. A lot of Africans come into America as accessories of the poppy trade. It starts as a simple plant in Afghanistan and gets refined and processed and converted into ‘H’. True story is that the production of poppy is at an all time high ever since we invaded Afghanistan.

Africans are conscripted to bring the ‘H’ from Afghanistan into America. That of course isn’t the only reasons Africans come here to the U.S., but many of them are profile recruited for this specific leg of the drug trade, just like some kind of Indian dude is working the newspaper stand and some Chinese people are running the dry cleaners. The truth is the people that ferry narcotics into America as mules are miniscule to the amount of drugs that comes into this country via cargo plane and boat. Face it, keeping drugs illegal makes way more money than legalizing them. Think about the company that manufactures the plastic vials that you put your crack in. What the fuck else you could use that shit for except holding your base?!? How come them niggas don’t get shut down?

Just understand that Africa wins the overall hardbody award for the centuries of just always being fucked the fuck up and the fact that before shit got exploited it was paradise on Earth. Well. Not everywhere because there was always a desert and Africa is fucking hot. I feel a kind of way sometimes when I see the people from Somalia, Ethiopia and Eritrea. Those people are like the first people in the history of the world. That’s where Iman is from. She is mad tall and long and alien looking. I bring up Eastern Africa because there is this rapper named K’Naan from Somalia and he is catching some shine here in the States. Knowing about K’Naan’s music might get your e-mail returned from Tara Henley too, but don’t be a fat nigger. ‘Cuz nobody ever likes fat niggers.

There’s nothing wrong with fucking with a rapper that chicks dig either. How else you gonna meet a chick at a Hip-Hop show? Going to Hip-Hop shows that have sexy broads in the crowd is the best. Sexy Lisa Bonet, Stacey Dash, Cristina Milan types chicks with curly hair and grey green eyes fucks with this dude K’Naan. They don’t even know what he is spitting, but he is like the young Bob Marley from Mogadishu on some power to the people, Free Mumia shit. K’Naan is performing at a free concert here in NYC later this summer and I am gonna fall through and broaden my Hip-Hop horizon, get it, BROADen?

Maybe all muslims aren’t terrorists after all? LOL, yeah right.

K’Naan @ MySpace

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