The Top Five Most Hip-Hop Things To Eat For Dinner…

It’s time for another list from the twisted mind of your new favorite blogger. What is more Hip-Hop than having your dinner at 1a.m.? That is the most Hip-Hop time of the day to eat a meal. You are going against the grain totally. It’s too early for breakfast and it’s too late for lunch. It’s just bananas. So the question that you are asking me is, “Dr. Billy X. Sunday, what should we eat after midnight to keep our shit Hip-Hop?” I’m glad you came to me to find out the truth. You know I keeps it 100 with y’all all day every day. Peep the technique…

Eggs, grits and corned beef hash – I love corned beef hash even though it comes out of the can looking like dog food. Put some Tabasco on your grits and eggs because it aids the digestion.

A big ass salad bowl of cerealKing Vitamin, FrankenBerry or Lucky Charms are all my favorites but whatever cereal you have just dump the whole box in your bowl. Don’t fucks with whole milk anymore though. They got this shit at the supermarket called Silk soy milk and Silk has a vanilla flavored joint. It’s like pouring liquid sugar on your cereal.

Chicken fingers and creamed corn – I had a can of creak corn the other night and I swallowed at least half the kernels whole so I could see them appear in my dookey. This way I get to see what my bio-timing is. Chicken fingers are good too with Tabasco or ketchup or whatever shit you have left in the cabinet because you are broke and you are waiting for your check to come in the mail.

Tunafish in the can – Why waste dishes when tuna fish already comes in it’s own handy container. Just get yourself a can opener and then you can sit in front of your computer downloading music files and pr0n.

A wish sandwich – I wish my fucking check would get sent to me so I could buy some cold cuts to put on my bread.

There you have the five most Hip-Hop dinner choices for all of you aspiring rappers and writers. Remember to drink lots of water and keep a bottle of hot sauce on the ready and you too can be Hip-Hop in no time at all.

  • Joe Jack

    Silk soy milk
    ^^^
    What part of the game is that???

  • Boing Dynasty

    Lame.

  • bucnasty

    wtf is this? yo go cruise the internets and find something to write about, for real…

  • havoc

    WTF? Is this a hip hop website or a fucking cooking show? get back to the music, seriously. wait I forgot, HIP HOP IS DEAD, just ask the shop boys.

  • http://myspace.com/folklore1 myspace.com/folklore1

    Yo, this wish sandwich took me back son. We used to call bread and mayo a wish sandwich. For some reason wed be out of everything except motherfuckin bread and mayo -all the time-! Needless to say going to college and getting on a meal plan was like the first time in my life that I ate three square meals a day. The funny shit is my body started rebelling against such a consistent supply of food and I skipped meals from time to time. [Ure I was hungry but damn if I wasn’t hip hop. I mean upstate was so un hip hop that I didn’t pick ine fuckin roach out my cereal the whole year! -word to ghostface-.

    Hmmm. This makes me wonder if kanye is hip hop. I mean just looking at this dude you know his moms was feeding him, burping him and wiping ravioli off his chin after each delicious meal she whipped up in the kitchen.

    Shout out to hov and I’m know I’m being random but, wtf! Dude is living with larry johnson? Yo jay doesn’t want dude to be in videos with r&b chicks? Callin dude cursing him out? Wow. Get off larry’s johnson big homie. I mean, cussing a dude out over anything involving a chick is kinda -gey-. Living wit a dude when you don’t have to is very -gey- . Man I hope jay isn’t -gey-. I hope we find out that jay been extorting this dude or some shit. I mean lets keep it hip hop hov. Btw, jay eat a fuckin wish sandwich while your at it. *bumps regrets*

  • Malik C.

    Well Havoc, considering Hip Hop is a culture, it would have to be more then just music.

  • http://www.myspace.com/jumz JUMZ

    SNACK BOXES… Chicken wings and french fries 2.99 @ ya favorite red n white shop… Kennedy Fried Chicken, Halaal baby!

  • 1,2..1,2 it don’t stop81

    BILLY WTF! YOU CALL YA’ SELF HARDBODY AND LEAVE OUT THE VIENNA SAUGES AND DORITO’S! NIGGA I’M DISSAPOINTED, JUST A TRAVESTY MR.X SUNDAY.

    “I’AM SO LOW AMERICA!”-Ron burgundy

  • Incilin

    I don’t care what anyone says, Silk soy milk is not hip hop. In fact, any food product with something healthy like soy can’t be considered hip hop, lol. Word up to JUMZ with the snack boxes. And what about pizza?? I mean that gota b hip hop, i been on the standing on the block at 1 am eating pizza plenty of times. I mean that shit neva costs more than 2 dollars, what’s more hip hop than a meal tha u can walk and eat?

  • curious RED

    $2.50 general tso’s a t the chinese spot or a slice of cheese…gotta love it…but umm how did u forget oodles n noodles…not rahmen but the oodles u can get 10 packs for $1…LOL

  • http://www.myspace.com/jazz1 Jazz One

    I prefer “a t-bone steak, cheese eggs and Welch’s grape”.

  • My Effin’ Opinion

    You ain’t hip hop if you’ve never eaten Ramen noodles …

    6 packs for $1 .. ninjas!

  • Rockcity

    Going to the local liquor store to grab a greasy slice of pizza and a cheap ass faygo at 2 n the mornin is how we do it n the D. And how u forget chicken wings and spaggetti??????????

  • Detroit P

    This blog was kinda weak…but swallowin corn whole to see it in your dookey?..smh..Sunday, you’re a sick fuck

  • Danny

    1,2..1,2 it don’t stop81 Says:

    June 29th, 2007 at 11:25 am
    BILLY WTF! YOU CALL YA’ SELF HARDBODY AND LEAVE OUT THE VIENNA SAUGES AND DORITO’S! NIGGA I’M DISSAPOINTED, JUST A TRAVESTY MR.X SUNDAY.

    “I’AM SO LOW AMERICA!”-Ron burgundy

    ^^^
    Lmao @ this dude quoting Ron Burgandy!!

    That is one classic ass movie!!!

    Ya dig??

  • lukee lefty

    i must not be rich becuase i’ve never had any of those meals and im a 23 year man from the Bronx. Lol

    we eat cheese eggs home fries and corn beef

    we eat small bowls of cereal cause to big of a bowl makes the cereal soggy and that shit is disgusting

    creme corn is disgusting that shit looks like sperm i wont go near that shit

    tuna fish cold mayo onna toasted sesame seed bagel is absolutely delicious you niggas should try it

    neva had a wish sandwhich

  • SukedowN

    You’ve officially fell off, son.

  • i’ll shit bag u

    hahaa i wouldnt eat none of dat nasty shit…maybe da cereal!!!

  • 1,2..1,2 it don’t stop81

    That is one classic ass movie!!!
    ^^^^^^
    WATCH IT HIGH THEN TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK!

  • Bonafide

    The only one i’m with u on is the cereal. Nothin beatz cereal. But I use regular milk. Soy milk is for soccer moms. Things you should have included are oodles of noodles, pizza, chicken wings w/ french fries, chinese food & fried fish

  • Danny

    The top five “Cuban” things to eat for dinner….

    1) Rice and Black Beans
    2) Rice and Black Beans
    3) Rice and Black Beans
    4) Rice and Black Beans

    And last but not least…(Drumb Roll Please)……

    5) RICE AND BLACK BEANS!!!!!

    Ya dig??

  • str8 Native

    ^creme corn is disgusting that shit looks like sperm i wont go near that shit

    if your sperm looks like creamed corn you need to see a urologist. it may be a yeast infection.

  • Danny

    I also loved that move Grease! That was classic, too!!!

    Ya Dig?

  • jacquez
  • tsmith7791

    If you really want to keep it hardbody you would use breastmilk instead of that bich ass silk. Tity milk is delicious and actually better for you than regular milk.

  • grapes

    FUCK YOU BILLY SUNDAY, FUCK WHAT YOU EAT, AND FUCK EVERYTHING YOU REPRESENT. Noz KEEP IT REAL WITH HIS REAL POSTS, KEEPIN’ THIS SITE REAL HIP-HOP. HIP-HOP FOOD??? WHAT THE FUCK?? I shit on you. Then, let’s have you see what’s in my shit. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVEN ADMIRE YOUR SHIT? “OH, there’s that corned beef from the other day!” WHATTHEFUCK? Still, respects to the food, but you aren’t hip-hop. But we still love de food.

  • John Brown

    Billy,

    No Mayo Sandwish? No Fried Chicken with MacNcheese? No Corn Bread?

  • http://www.greenlightprint.com Steve Taylor The Superhero4Hire

    This is way way off……you gotta add a Juicy Cheeseburger Deluxe to that….for the late night studio sessions

  • Ill Will

    YOU FORGOT OUR FRIED CHICKEN!

  • Malawian Mafia

    Vanilla flavored- Silk Soy Milk is the shit!!!! I had some this morning with Cheerios. Its like eating cereal in ice cream…

  • 1,2..1,2 it don’t stop81

    WHA ABOUT “HAROLD AND KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE” THAT SHIT GET PLAY TO THIS DAY!

  • Purple Hulk

    WORST LIST EVER
    WHATS SO DAMN HIP HOP ABOUT CEREAL?
    I ASSUMED YOU’D BE A VEGETARIAN.

  • yaboy

    no danny, no one digs. go hang yourself.

  • stelllaaaa

    jerry seinfeld eats a lot of cereal and wears jordans

  • http://www.xxlmag.com EReal

    So 4th Meal is hiphop?

  • HNIC

    Where’s the fried bologna sandwich and sugar water? Those are hood delicacies, my friend.

  • Crossbow

    Nigga, did you just say King Vitamin? They still make that shit?! Damn!!

  • Will The Thrill

    Bullshit post.

  • Purple Hulk

    jerry seinfeld eats a lot of cereal and wears jordans

    SEINFIELDS WAY MORE HIP HOP THEN BILLY X
    ATLEAST HE HAS A FUNNY ASS SHOW

  • Cuban Link

    A big ass salad bowl of cereal – King Vitamin, FrankenBerry or Lucky Charms are all my favorites but whatever cereal you have just dump the whole box in your bowl. Don’t fucks with whole milk anymore though. They got this shit at the supermarket called Silk soy milk and Silk has a vanilla flavored joint. It’s like pouring liquid sugar on your cereal.

    ^Man, you rich people complain about everything.Us real gully cats dont use ANY milk for their cereal, we eat that shit raw!

  • T-Vine

    Enlightening..Big up Billy..I’m back but I’ll holla at you tomorrow. Peace.
    PS..can you hit em’ harder tomorrow!
    Always got your back!

  • zacreole

    The ultimate hip-hop fast food in my crib is the “stovetop gumbo quesadilla”. Thass the last tortilla in the package (kinda dried up & cracked halfway down tha middle) put bare on the stove burner on low heat. Top with the last little piece of cheese thass left after cuttin’the mold off of it, whatever leftover meat is in the fridge (old fried chicken, the last hot dog, roast beef, cold cuts etc), some diced onions (preferably green onions, otherwise the portion of the onion that hasn’t turned green) some salt N pepa, & topped with a little hot sauce & the last spoonfull of Sofrito, La Victoria Green Ssauce or Recaito. Add a spoonfull or two of pinquitos or chili beans to the top & continue cooking until the cheese bubbles or the smoke alarm goes off. If available, scrape the mold off of the top of the expired container of sour cream & add a dollop on top. Viola, haute ghetto cuisine. Serve with flat warm beer leftover from an unfinished tall can from the night before & garnish with corn chip crumbs & the old ass lemon or lime wedge that has been squeezed 3 times already that happens to be in a baggie near the bottom part of the back of the fridge. Then, BAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thass my ish. Word to big bird (he’s at his best when fried)

  • Jason Murk

    This should have been called “Most niggerish things to eat for dinner” because this has absolutely nothing to do with hip hop.

    And I don’t know any niggas who buy that silk shit. I usually mix my milk with water to make that shit last longer. Or just eat the cereal raw

  • oh dip son!

    how this nigga forget the 25 cent huggie juices bka quarter waters?

  • Biggie

    HAVOC, June 29th. first of all, hip hop ain’t dead, & whut the fuck u u talkin bout ask the shop boyz, they r the most fake group i’ve ever heard, so say ur shit somewhere else, xxl is about hip hop, not fake shit

  • Purple Hulk

    YEAH, I EAT THE CEREAL WITH NO FUCKIN LIQUID, I EAT THAT SHIT DRY, LIKE A MAN IS SUPPOSED TO

  • http://www.xxlmag.com EReal

    zacreole Says:
    ^
    LMFAO!

    Best comment in this thread, hands down.

  • http://fuck-you.piczo.com CA$H MONEY

    Yo where’s fried chicken? Thats the most balla shit to eat.