Eve Could Have Been A Contender…

What female emcee is on the soundscape to take over the vacant lane left by the dearth of lady rappers? Remy Ma? Lil’ Mama? Paris Hilton? Forget about Foxy Brown. Eve seems like the most logical choice since she has been mounting a comeback to the recording booth. The only problem is that Eve really needs to mount something, if you know what I’m saying? With all these R & B chicks putting prostitutes out of business the job for lady rappers got that much harder. Ha, I just said harder. Seriously though, if Eve came back to the rap game hardbody she might stand a chance of reaching her former popularity.

That means no more collabos with Gwen Stefani and BeYonce’s wig brusher Kelly Rowland. Eve has to get back to that nasty stripper flow she used to spit. That straight up Sue’s Rendevous, Club Nikki’s, The Goat, Al Capone’s type naked fury. No more of this debutante emcee shit. Fuck that UPN show. Fuck Hollywood. Fuck yo’ couch! That’s the shit that rap fans want Eve to be on. She needs to blow some crills with her homey DMX and rip her shirt off to show her tits. I’d even like to see her taking a piss in a video. Even better would be to see her pissing on her ex-boyfriend Stevie J. He was the dude that released that sex tape video of Eve. That is some hardbody shit right there. That would drive the rap music fans bananas.

Whatever a man does means a female has to do it twice as well. That’s the burden for any woman in our patriarchal society. So if male rappers are running around with their shirts off and the their underdrawls showing a female rapper has to be totally nude. Lil’ Kim never had a problem peeling down to her birthday suit and neither should Eve. It’s not like that’s something she isn’t familiar with. I say take it back to those days when you were a hungry, young raptress (my word bitches) and get rid of that Hollywood weave. Eve is from fucking Killadelphia for chrissakes. She needs to get back to that stick up your john, steal money from a pimp’s pocket, spit in a cop’s face flow. Yeah, that’s what rap fans want to hear right now.

Eve has got to get her DUI arrest weight up also. If she does like a month in the county that will make her more Hip-Hop to most rap fans. Otherwise we are looking at Paris Hilton right now as the most hardbody chick on the microphone. Paris and Brandy, because Ray J’s sister is merc’king fools for real and not just on records.

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  • stoneyisland

    Eve a contender? nigga please the only females who have relevent the last 10 years have been Lauyrn Hill and Lil Kim. All respect to MC Lyte and Latifah but as far as album sales and street cred, it goes without saying. As for hollywood eve she should stick to semi-porno’s lord knows she can work a dildo.

  • http://hhsince1978.blogspot.com Iceberg Slimm

    Eve still gotta come harder than that Tambourine bullshit. Thats a straight female song, Kim and Fox had songs niggas liked

  • grapes

    Iceberg Slimm is right…I like the Swizzy banger nd all, but yo: WHAT THE FUCK? tambourines? eve can do more than just rhyme bout the beat….sometimes.

  • Purple Hulk

    WHAT ARE YOU DOING LISTENING TO THAT POP BULLSHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE?
    YOU ARE NOT HIP HOP AND CAN NEVER EVER, EVER, EVER BE HIP HOP

  • CHICAGO PaPii

    Only in Black Music is it Successful or Popular to degrade yourself and make the Society believe every horrible thing about your Culture is true. Eve is a ok MC, so why is it she gotta piss On somebody or show her Vagina to be “Cool”? Awww Shiiittt let me stop I wanna see her pubic hairs and funky monkey just as much as yall do. As far as her urinating on her quasi-homosexual ex-lover Stevie J. you can save that shit for the Lil Wang’s and Birdman’s of the Rap World. I also wanna note that I think Remy Ma is the Sexiest Transgender person I saw since Cher. Nullus.

  • CHICAGO PaPii

    By the Way, Lil Wayne is “The Best Female Rapper Alive”. Period. The Only nigga 23 years old and still enjoys to be called “Lil” as his professional Stage Name. This shits too easy.Lil Wayne for Miss America 2008. Cast ya Votes Bitchezzz!!!!!

  • Cuban Link

    Dont fron Billy, I got you covered, No cats who only read the comments…

    What female emcee is on the soundscape to take over the vacant lane left by the dearth of lady rappers? Remy Ma? Lil’ Mama? Paris Hilton? Forget about Foxy Brown. Eve seems like the most logical choice since she has been mounting a comeback to the recording booth. The only problem is that Eve really needs to mount something, if you know what I’m saying? With all these R & B chicks putting prostitutes out of business the job for lady rappers got that much harder. Ha, I just said harder. Seriously though, if Eve came back to the rap game hardbody she might stand a chance of reaching her former popularity.

    That means no more collabos with Gwen Stefani and BeYonce’s wig brusher Kelly Rowland. Eve has to get back to that nasty stripper flow she used to spit. That straight up Sue’s Rendevous, Club Nikki’s, The Goat, Al Capone’s type naked fury. No more of this debutante emcee shit. Fuck that UPN show. Fuck Hollywood. Fuck yo’ couch! That’s the shit that rap fans want Eve to be on. She needs to blow some crills with her homey DMX and rip her shirt off to show her tits. I’d even like to see her taking a piss in a video. Even better would be to see her pissing on her ex-boyfriend Stevie J. He was the dude that released that sex tape video of Eve. That is some hardbody shit right there. That would drive the rap music fans bananas.

    Whatever a man does means a female has to do it twice as well. That’s the burden for any woman in our patriarchal society. So if male rappers are running around with their shirts off and the their underdrawls showing a female rapper has to be totally nude. Lil’ Kim never had a problem peeling down to her birthday suit and neither should Eve. It’s not like that’s something she isn’t familiar with. I say take it back to those days when you were a hungry, young raptress (my word bitches) and get rid of that Hollywood weave. Eve is from fucking Killadelphia for chrissakes. She needs to get back to that stick up your john, steal money from a pimp’s pocket, spit in a cop’s face flow. Yeah, that’s what rap fans want to hear right now.

    Eve has got to get her DUI arrest weight up also. If she does like a month in the county that will make her more Hip-Hop to most rap fans. Otherwise we are looking at Paris Hilton right now as the most hardbody chick on the microphone. Paris and Brandy, because Ray J’s sister is merc’king fools for real and not just on records.

  • Cuban Link

    And btw Eve will always sell just because of that sex tape.*knock on wood, no homo*

    Shes one of the few female MCs/singers or whatever else chicas are in I like because of their music.I mean im digging Rihanna, Ashanti, Christina Milian, etc, but thats just cuz theyre sexy.

  • Jason Murk

    This nigga Billy says:

    “Seriously though, if Eve came back to the rap game hardbody she might stand a chance of reaching her former popularity”

    Brah, are you serious? Eve starred in her own fuckin sitcom. If she came out spittin songs about merc’king niggas, NOBODY would buy into that shit.

    I think Eve is doing the right thing by playing it safe and droppin shit with Kelly Rowland.

    You want Eve to be the best female rapper ever? Tell her to take rap lessons from Nas.

  • http://www.myglobaloutlet.com Severe

    billy do you kno where you are? you are off the walls mayne

  • Indigo Kid

    If your name isn’t Jean Grae, Missy Elliott or Lauryn Hill, just get the fuck out.

  • NoMamesBuey

    big dick sampson

  • john cochran

    EVE DONT CARE ABOUT BEING AN “MC” ANYMORE. SHE’S MORE ALONG THE LINES OF POP NOW. LOOK AT THAT VIDEO. NO MORE PITBULLS, DIRTBIKES, AND NIGGAS POSING WITH 40S IN THEY GRIP. JUST COLORFUL ASS CHOREOGRAPHY. THATS MILES FROM ANYTHING THE OL’ PITBUL IN A SKIRT WOULDDA DONE.

  • Purple Hulk

    AGAIN

    WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING LISTENING TO EVE IN THE FIRST PLACE?

  • May

    Whatever a man does means a female has to do it twice as well. That’s the burden for any woman in our patriarchal society. So if male rappers are running around with their shirts off and the their underdrawls showing a female rapper has to be totally nude.

    ^LOL!

  • dolo

    She need to hookup with dre and no r&b singers. . Bahamadia where are you ?? Eves best songs are with dre … she does ned to get rid of the hollywood weave ..

    Lol @ wig brusher .. Props

  • halfNice

    Jean Grae. Nuff said.

  • SickBoy

    Glad you’re giving a positive image to the young black girls…

    Not quite sure what description can be given to show the depth you have reached from your ‘mission statement’. Grow the fuck up.

  • brebre

    why this ghey dude has a website in the first place?

  • brebre

    EVE IS FUCKIN’ UGLY. A MAN WITH A BLONDE WIG SHE (or HE) IS.

  • http://www.xxlmag.com EReal

    Seriously tho, is it gonna be sarcasm every drop or are you serious?

    Because, if you’re serious, than you’re a hypocrite. You preech understanding of the elements and real hiphop and then you turn around and say that if Eve wants to sell then she needs to coon it up and go with the minstrel flow.

    You havent done a real hiphop drop in as long as I can remember bro, whata deal?

    1 hunned.

  • http://www.myglobaloutlet.com Severe

    Severe Says:

    June 30th, 2007 at 11:24 pm
    billy do you kno where you are? you are off the walls mayne
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    im the real Severe. dont write that lame shit using my name. wtf is “mayne”?

  • http://www.myspace.com/ansomthebeboy ATB

    Personally, I never was a fan of Eve lyrically, but physically, she used to be my favorite to look at until she lost mad weight. I wish she had the body from the “Gotta Man” video.

    Now if you wanna talk about female rappers lyrically, they’re going to have to be underground cause I don’t feel any females in the mainstream now.

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