Mase’s Late Night Special

A-Town gossip heads are all buzzing over Pastah Mase’s recent fender bender. On Thursday night the rapper allegedly side swiped a Range Rover while trying to pick up a transvestite. The pursuit of pussy, ergh dick, can be dangerous. I’ve got a few stories of my own I would love to share but this isn’t the time nor place.

The unidentified woman called in to V-103′s Ryan Cameron Show the following day to dish the dirt.

Initially I had issues believing her story since a few details were a little suspect. For example, what type of dinner party pops off at midnight? Girl stop. I suppose that is what they are calling gang bangs now. I really need to update my thesaurus. But ol’ girl knows damn well she was in route to a t-bag session. I’m not hating, I’m just saying.

This incident wouldn’t be Mase’s first trip to the punch bowl for a sip of tang. People have been whispering about him for years. Next time he wants to meet up with Noxema Jackson for a bible study he should save himself the public humiliation and log on to Adam 4 Adam and call it a fucking night.

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    With all them strippers in the ‘A’ that have graduated from Spelman, Clark and Emory this dude is picking up zest.

    SMH @ The Minister.

  • these posts are racist

    Oh how the mighty have fallen. “Take that, take that”.

  • Dr Flav

    Thats pretty bad, I think he will use the Eddie Murphy defense. He should be able to sell records still, I wonder if Mase jokes will replace the Lil Wayne ones.

  • DirtDoggy

    Man this bitch is outa her mind talkin nonsense. Some funny shit still, but the story makes no sense at all, she just lookin for attention.

  • http://asdf asdf

    ok

  • Beeyo

    Noxeema Jackson. Wow. Very Graphic.

  • Crim

    Is this the column for accusing every rapper who ever existed of being in the closet? I could give a shit.

  • http://www.MySpace.com/LarryBrite Larry Brite

    did
    Ma$e catch a BRICK?????

  • http://www.myspace.com/slobbythegreat slobbythegreat

    hahahahaha wot a load of shit that is, dinner part at 1pm then the police happened to be in the area in an unmarked car then he gets towed away in his car she didnt seemed too concerned about her dinner party wouldnt a chick get the shits that she’s missing the party!

  • john cochran

    If its true then its sad that a brotha that preaches to youth has suck nasty skeletons in his closet. Whats up with clergy members and dick?

  • J.R.O.

    Wowwww. That’s outta control

    By the way, it took me 2 attempts to get in here cause of F.A.B.’s damn school bus chain.

  • http://dahshyt.blogspot.com Belize

    God dont like ugly, right?

  • http://xxlmag.com fresh

    Yeah, I didn’t know they allowed people to sit in their vehicles while they are being towed away now.

  • slim gutta

    its that some fuckin trick xxl is pulling with that damn Gcast thing, trying to get more hits or something

  • http://www.first.com First

    I’m convinced all priests, ministers, and church people in general are certified FREAKS!

  • thoreauly77

    sup fresh- what is it with the cock-clergy relationship? somehow i think this might affect his record sales….

  • HNIC

    Until I see some proof on You Tube or the legal documentation, this should be considered “hearsay”. To quote Jay-Z; “We don’t believe you; you need more people.” Plus she said that it wasn’t that serious for her to sue, because she doesn’t need his money…. Nappy Headed Ho, please!!!

  • http://www.xxlmag.com King Ben

    Damn. Mase is homo. That shit is crazy. He is going to brick hard! (No Homo)

  • sATaLyte

    Man mad niggas be circlin them hoes on West Peachtree, it is tooo foul.

    That area is too hot, and Mase is dumb as shit for being there, fuck her story.

    Mase, stop circlin around the she-males and go find some real pussy. Unless that ain’t your thang.

  • outya’self

    dinner party at 12? wtf! this bitch tryna’ cover up her dirt with this accident, bitches think they slick, her dumb ass husband prolly believe dis’ shit too! she was gon’ pick up one of dem’ shem’s too and her and mase was so busy window shoppin’ they fucked each other shit up! true story.

  • outya’self

    SOME PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE ANYTHING.

  • T-Boye

    “oh how the mighty have fallen” M-A-$-E you’ve totally made a mockery of yourself this time. Now how will you explain this to your adorning fans.

  • jeez-he-sux

    WHAT A LOAD OF BULLSHIT !!
    MASE IS GETTING CALLED A HOMO COS OF ONE STOOPID ASS LYING BITCH…SHAME IF U BELIEVE THIS SHIT

  • T-Boye

    I a fan of his work, so I hope he can make a public statement adressing this issue. Because the media, such as Miss Jones @ Hot 97, will take this story and run with it as long as they can.

  • T-Boye

    I’m a fan of his work, so I hope this isn’t really concrete. Mase should make a public statement regarding this situation, because the media ala Miss Jones on Hot 97, will run with this story as long as they can.

  • Sincere (Sin)

    Rumors… The story is suspect! But just as a fan I hope this is not true.

  • SoFresh

    Where u been girl? I’ve been feenin’ for the longest!

  • SoFresh

    Don’t act like u havent been postin on crunktastical cuz im up in there all the time fresh, but im glad ur back!

  • reen

    Not Noxema!!! But this story reeks of some untrue exaggeration. Maybe its partly true, but they would have stood their for hours before they let the truck tow his car with him in it. They need more people for that one. But I wouldn’t be surprised, these rappers seem to hide a lot of stuff.

  • Ninjagirrl

    who knew that buying crack is now called a “dinner party”.
    Boooooooo Pastor Betha if it is true. Booooooo Pastor Betha if it’s not.
    Actually…..just Boooooooo Pastor Betha.

  • Chris Hansen Makes CREOLE!

    A dinner party at 12 am? That trick knows full well she was not going to no dinner party. She was driving to her night shift at Body Tap. You’ve been caught, HEFFA.

  • bgal

    Man… I still ain’t sure about this, but other than that remark about a dinner party her story sounds legit. If this did happen, is she SURE it was Mase and not someone that looks like him? He should address this ASAP… the longer this rumor goes without his addressing the situation, the guiltier he will look.

  • pam

    first trip to the punch bowl for a sip of tang
    ****
    i LUV u fresh. and uh mase, i mean pastah mase, can you do us a favor? pick a flavor and keep it moving.

    thank you!

  • HollyHood

    Out of the POPULAR why would she make this up about mase, he ain’t even relevant! I think she’s tellin the truth y would she lie on mase, when she could of lied on usher, luda, tip, jeezy, andre, big boi! Ya dig!!

  • Gama

    Nigga that ain’t mase im not a fan but I know for a fact this is a rumor harlem niggas don’t do that.

  • http://www.myspace.com/sinistahmoneybagz Sinistah aka Sin Piff

    lmaooo@my post not being posted from like 9am this morning.

    Don’t worry i understand why!

    Rock, Rock On!

  • http://AOL.COM THE STATEN CAPTAIN

    DAMN HAS THE HATE GONE THAT FAR, COME ON DADDY, WE KNOW DUDES BE SWITCH HITTIN BUT I DONT THINK THEY WRAPPIN UP RANGES TO GET IT POP. ASK HOME BOY DO HE REALLY WANNA HURT MASE.

  • THE BADDEST RASTA IN THE U.S. OF A

    i wonder if he’s still comming out on
    gay unit records

  • Iwanthamma

    Awwww. His horse and carriage got towed with him in it. Damn.

  • Grassisgreener

    Bol,

    What the eff is Adam 4 Adam? Sounds reeeeaaaalll gay. How do you know about that shit? You a self snitch, nigga?

  • http://xxlmag.com fresh

    ^^ You should’ve addressed the question to moi, Fresh. And since I have plenty of friends who live in Geightown I know about Adam 4 Adam. Thanks cupcake.

  • Wake Up

    It’s a sad day when people don’t believe just because someone has a famous name they can’t be dl. Wake up people and realize the down low thing is real. Mase just happens to be one that got caught.

  • Wake Up People

    It’s a sad day when people think just because someone is famous or whatnot they can’t be dl. Wake up and realize the down low thing is real. I live in ATL and believe me I see some crazy stuff. Mase is just one of many who just happen to get caught.

  • Cuban Link

    Next time he wants to meet up with Noxema Jackson for a bible study he should save himself the public humiliation and log on to Adam 4 Adam and call it a fucking night.

    ^aha.Mase shouldve just shot that ho up, if yayo got away with the whole “Touch It” video thing, Mase should be able to murder some transvestite no1 gives a shit about anyone.Noone likes them, so i doubt the cops would really care all that much if a body was found in the lake.

    Not that im saying violence is the answer, im just stating the obvious

  • trillionfigure

    Gama Says:

    May 15th, 2007 at 1:17 pm
    Nigga that ain’t mase im not a fan but I know for a fact this is a rumor harlem niggas don’t do that.

    Man shut dat ish up. Mase had to know thats was transies if that place is that popular. Second CAM from Harlem and he wears Pink and Lip Gloss. and aint LOON from harlem to hmmm nuff said. Who cares anyway MASE is washed up. He never was really hot anyway. Harlem=New Yorks Anus.

  • Danny

    trillionfigure Says:

    May 16th, 2007 at 1:08 am
    Gama Says:

    May 15th, 2007 at 1:17 pm
    Nigga that ain’t mase im not a fan but I know for a fact this is a rumor harlem niggas don’t do that.

    Man shut dat ish up. Mase had to know thats was transies if that place is that popular. Second CAM from Harlem and he wears Pink and Lip Gloss. and aint LOON from harlem to hmmm nuff said. Who cares anyway MASE is washed up. He never was really hot anyway. Harlem=New Yorks Anus.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Ok! seriously, the fuckin Cam wearing pink shit has got to stttoooppppp!!!!! It was like 5 years ago and you know very dam well that the whole fuckin world was doing it!!!!

    Tommy Hilfigure came up to that nigga and said thank you! Thats how fuckin popular it was!!!!!!!

    And as for hating on Harlem, I dare you to walk in a Harlem neighborhood where Cam can be found on the daily and see wat happens to you…

    Soft ass…

    Ya dig?

  • http://Goofballlife.com Insane Detroit

    who’s next? Meth,Bun-b,Pitbull! Fuck that shit.

  • http://Goofballlife.com Insane Detroit

    who’s next? Meth,Bun-b,Pitbull! Fuck that shit.

  • http://Goofballlife.com Insane Detroit

    who’s next? Meth,Bun-b,Pitbull! Fuck that shit.

  • Pancho

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    T-Boye Says:

    May 15th, 2007 at 7:49 am

    “oh how the mighty have fallen” M-A-$-E you’ve totally made a mockery of yourself this time. Now how will you explain this to your adorning fans.

    ^^^Other than yourself…where the rest of his fans at? lol.

    seriously, this sounds suspect…but then again, this also shows the hypocrisy in religion these days.

  • http://www.xxlmag.com EReal

    fresh Says:

    May 15th, 2007 at 5:52 pm
    ^^ You should’ve addressed the question to moi, Fresh. And since I have plenty of friends who live in Geightown I know about Adam 4 Adam. Thanks cupcake.
    ^^^^
    Yeah friends like Byron Crawford.

    Who cares about ma$e anyway? At least he kinda wanted a chick instead of being a full-e-blown(pause) faggot like Wayne.

    The new album is gonna be a Wayne and Ma$e colabo called : “I Ma$ed ya face from below my Lil Wayste”

    Do your thing homos, more bitches for me.

    1 hunned.

  • My Effin’ Opinion

    Ayo fresh .. FYI .. XXL be fuckin’ up by displayin’ cats names and EM addy’s .. well one of the last time I got on the site, it said “you are logged in as Fresh”

    I coulda done some real damage, but I just clicked “log out” and went about my business. You need to let Elliot know about that.

  • Dis Bitch Lyin……

    she may be a SHIM too…. and who the hell circles around the block 4 times to pick up anyone, u see, u like, u buy… that’s how hoe shopping goes! and who the hell doesn’t exchange insurance info at the scene…. and who in the hell circles a tranny area with their husband in the car at midnight…{{all this shit sounds suspect}}

    P.S

    Preaching is just another hustle like selling dope, U find a group of people in need, tell them what they need to hear and take their money!!