Eminem Is The Spider-Man Of This Rap Shit…

I have on my 6XL Spider-Man pajamas with the footies (no Lil’ Wang) and I am on my way to see the premiere of the third installment of the comic book to movie blockbuster franchise. When I collected comics way back in the day Spider-Man was always a mainstay in my collection. That book would always get the best artists and writers at different stages in their careers and the overall storyline was one that I could relate to. Peter Parker stayed on broke even though as Spider-Man he could have beasted out and did just about anything he wanted to do. Be honest with yourself, if you had one once of super power it would be all about getting rich bitch. I ain’t mad at’cha either. I get tired of having to split a can of dark meat tuna fish with my lady while I wait for my XXL Mag Dot Com digit to come through.

Then I started thinking to myself, “Self, who is the Spider-Man of the rap game?” You know, who’s ass got bitten by a bug and now he’s this superhero but he doesn’t O.D. with ego. Spider-Man isn’t like Thor or the Hulk or any of those dudes that just be kicking ass with brawn and walking the streets like they own a twenty pound ballsach. Spider-Man had to be easy with his shit because he still lived in his grandma aunt basement like most of y’all do. Spider-Man couldn’t keep a broad for his life either, and he did bag some bad chicks. Gwen Stacy was dimed out and so was that chick Mary Jane. That’s when it hit me… Eminem is the Spider-Man of rap music.

Yes, he is white and scrawny. Yes, he fucks with Mary Jane. Yes, he is a student of this rap shit on some radioactive satellite radio level. Don’t make the mistake and get all literal with the shit I am positing here. Just let it roll through your brain until it feels good. Try these out too…

Young Jeezy = Sandman because his flow puts me to sleep.

Tru-Life = New Goblin because he is desperate for attention from Jim Jones. All the New Goblin really needed was a hug.

Busta Rhymes = Venom because he’s just a problem now trying to get himself arrested all the time.

Maybe those don’t work for you. Well whatever, just put on your pajamas or your underoos and tie a bedsheet around your neck because tonight, inside of your momma’s house basement you are a superhero too.

  • Tha B

    WOW
    1s!!!!!!!!!

  • jimmy jay

    Tru-life isnt even worth putting his ass as a villain

  • king blair

    i guess if you see it that way
    jay-z= wolverine the baddest mofo alive and that leads me to…..

    nas= cyclops who is wolverine’s one time nemisis and team-mate though jay leads the team in real life

    t.i.= gladiator his powers are based on ego and on par with superman he once beat the fantastic four by himself

    lil wanye= northstar cuz he kisses guys just like wayne

    and yes i do read comics still, i’m at the store every wednesday and i still get laid.

  • jimmy jay

    Tru Life is more like AquaMan He can’t do shit and nobody feels what he says except the fishes.

  • jburg

    hey thats some good shit. you right! Eminem is the best rapper lyrically(andre 3000 is a close second ).

  • Ruiz

    Who would be Mysterio, Carnage, Rhino, Lizard, etc.?
    How about Mephisto?

  • Ty-Ty

    Ok… all of this was pretty funny.

  • Chicago

    Jay-Z=Apocalypse (Cant nobody fuck with him)

  • MidEast

    Baby and Wayne=the ambiguosly Gay duo from SNL!

  • http://www.myspace.com/brilliance1982 Brilliance Proper

    I guess Em would be Spider Man. You know his secret identity got outed last year and he’s still fucked up. Dude can’t win for losing.

  • http://www.myspace.com/sinistahmoneybagz Sinistah aka Sin Piff

    lmaooo

  • CrunkLord52

    who’s doc ock?

    or old goblin.

    Uncle Be must be 2pac.

  • Cuban Link

    DMX has to be Rhino cuz he just runs around crazy.Rhino used his strength and horns, X uses his car and crack.

  • http://myspace.com/paperchasemusic Paper Chase Music

    so is jean grae jean gray???????

  • Mr. Whats beef

    Nas- Super-man, with all those albums, the epitome of the conscience MC.

    Jay- Batman, he’s rich, and doesn’t really have a weakness.

    Professor X- Dr Dre, pure genius

    50 cent- Magneto, controls all most every damn thing.

    Lil Wayne- The Hulk, he gets stronger and
    stronger as the fight goes on, unbeatable.

    Cassidy- THor, he could change the whole vibe ppl in right now, hes as good with a mic as thor with his hammer, he could produce natural disasters if he wanted to (hint: Lyrically unstoppable).

  • http://www.myspace.com/dscores dscores
  • http://myspace.com/DJShad DJSHAD

    worst blog ever.

  • j.rock

    Fuck that and fuck all ya’ll Em is Godzilla.He destroys muthafuckers lyrically!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • x-mas kid

    nah yah got it all wrong

    superman=jay-z…take off the blazer loosin up the tie(one of the best lines jay ever said)

    spiderman=(i agree)eminem…all i do is climb the charts(he is the best salen artist)

    batman=gotta be nas….all of the different gadgets batman got…same as nas’s rewind,book of rhymes,who killed it,i gave u power…if u take one thing away from him he still got somethin else to get in that ass (no preperation h)

    oncelot=50 cent…the unbeatable machine

  • Crumbs

    Haghag! Thats real talk Billy.

    Baby = Splinter
    Lil Wayne and weed carriers = The ninja turtles

  • Noah (T. Jamal)

    Most fittingly Spawn = Game
    Both have inner conflicts, are seeking redemption and fighting the forces that created him

  • http://www.xxlmag.com King Ben

    Cam’ron=Lex Luthor

  • Tumi

    I’m from South africa so pls answer dis ? 4me
    1. Was Fat joe talking about 50 when he said “a measly 9 shots ” on One Blood remix?

    2. Jigga proved dat he is the greatest by signing Nas & now Kingdom Come is thrashing Hip Hop is dead by sales. Who really won?

  • NOTORIOUS AGC

    STOP TALKIN ABOUT TRU LIFEEEE HE A NOBODYYYYY DAMNNN AND YOUNG JEEZY AINT BORING…U WANT BORING..GO LOOK AT YOUR KINGS CD(WATEVER OLD-Z’S CD WAS CALLED I FORGOT) HAHAHAHAHA

  • deestarbuckz

    Cam’ron= Mysterio… constantly using gimmicks with no real superpowers and continuing to make a fool of himself!

    Russell Simmons= Professor X… look at how many other rappers came up under him under Def Jam

    Andre 3000= Deadpool… MURDERS everyone in the game, with or without alot of effort!

  • deestarbuckz

    Ghostface = TonyStarks a.k.a. Iron Man but that one goes without saying!

  • Checkmate

    ^^Nigga What???

  • http://www.myspace.com/sinistahmoneybagz Sinistah aka Sin Piff

    Sinistah= Kushington Green aka The Splifflomat

  • che

    nigga, you gay.

  • John Brown

    So who is the KING PIN? In my mind is 50 Cent, cause he controls everything. Or it could be Iovine. Who is the Captain America? One thing for sure though THE PUNISHER is T.I. in my mind.

    Billy who do you think is THE PUNISHER?

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    ^ Good question about who is the Punisher.

    Right now I’d have to say it is Joell Ortiz. Dude is punishing tracks right now for real

  • Marlon

    Action is Slim’s reward. What You Got against Tru Life Sunday, I thought you were down eith that new york True spit and against this gimmickey Chicken noodle soup , White T-shirts, Push up, Lip Glossand Laffy Taffy Gimmick Raps. Tru Life is an acctual MC, emceeing amung all theese rappers rappin’. Give him another shot Sunday.
    P.S. Dipset Lost
    marlon@gidluck.ca

  • babyboy

    Biggie is- Beyonder, no one can defeat him, the most powerful being
    JAY- jUGGERNAUT- WHEN HE MOVES IN A CERTAIN DIRECTION NO1 CAN STOP HIM
    50 CENT- bISHOP- ABSORBS OTHER PEOPLE THOUGHTS THAN THROWS BCK AT THEM
    kANYE WEST- BATMAN- NO POWERS NO NOTHING BUT PEOPLE LUV HIM WHY??

    DIPSET- DYSEPTECONS FROM TRANSFORMERS, ALWAYS GETTIN THEIR ASS BEATEN AHAHAHAHAHAH

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    ^ What’chu really know about D-Cep?

  • The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    Billy Sunday’s blog is a rest haven for haters and people who got/get picked on in school.

    Billy Sunday’s blog is a rest haven for haters and people who got/get picked on in school.

    Billy Sunday’s blog is a rest haven for haters and people who got/get picked on in school.

  • king blair

    NWA= justice league the most powerful group ever

    WU-TANG= the avengers cuz aint nobody fucking with them

    OUTKAST= x-men the most popular an at times the best

    Crime MOB= the fantastic four just cuz diamond an princess can get it

  • A.Cambry

    Be honest with yourself, if you had one once of super power it would be all about getting rich bitch. I ain’t mad at’cha either. I get tired of having to split a can of dark meat tuna fish with my lady while I wait for my XXL Mag Dot Com digit to come through.
    _____________________________________

    What you know about that Chicken of the Sea & starkist?

  • atl southside

    Jay-Batman
    nas-superman
    3000-woverine
    lil wayne-flash

  • Chris

    D4L=foot soldiers (lookin like some clowns, got no skills, and and any emcee could destroy them)

  • PHOENIXXX

    the south lost

  • Paul

    DMX is like Rhino? He’s like the wrestler Rhyno. Once well-respected and dominant but now a mere shadow of his former self. He was an unstoppable monster, and then it seemed like anyone could out shine him. That, i think, is a more legitimate comparison to DMX than the comic book villain Rhino.

  • sATaLyte

    Method Man = Johnny Blaze(can’t believe it hasn’t been mentioned yet)

    Raekwon = Silver Surfer(Smooth and light years beyond most any nigga)

    Ghostface = Galactus(IMO)

    DMX = Wolverine; He’s old, been through it all, got plenty of demons and a haunting past, and can go berserk instantly.

    Jay Z = Batman

  • My Effin’ Opinion

    Most of these Bitch-Ass Mc’s are like STORM … they ain’t really superheroes cuz all they can do is “Make it Rain”.

  • The Leak

    some of your blogs really are a piece of crap…im sorry this blog makes no sense, and then u threw in some dumb ass disses at the end that were as dumb as the main idea. Billy I really would respect ur views more if u showed mutual respect in the concept of thinking before you fuckin type….

  • The Leak

    dumb

  • babyboy

    Billy X shut ur ugly behind, nigga u r Krillin from Dragon ball, u always there ugly motherfucker

  • Danny

    Tru-Life = New Goblin because he is desperate for attention from Jim Jones. All the New Goblin really needed was a hug.

    ^^^^
    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

    Thats the funniest shit you ever said!!
    hahaha lmfao!!!!!!!

  • Danny

    Tru Life is more like “plankton” from “sponge bob”- A small and insignificant character who is always trying to fuck wit everyone but nobody really ever cares lol

  • Danny

    Oh and 50 cent is “Patrick” a big gay star! lmao!

  • http://ddottheking.blogspot.com D.

    This was a great story. I agree. Mostly because I wrote it back in June of last year. Check it out. http://ddottheking.blogspot.com/2006/06/heroes.html

  • Jay R

    Emi is the greatest i wondering when yall was gonna wake up he be rippin niggas cant nobody fuck wit him dats y they wont diss him

  • baby jay everyday

    im tried of these niggas talkin bout da same shit n please dont let this pop rap take over hip hip

  • Cuban Link

    @ danny, its nice to see cats brag about watching spongebob…

  • sublicon

    Billy X is the mothafuckin’ truth.

  • http://www.hotmail.com jgull8

    Ja Rule—Superman….everyone thought he was all powerfull…but then that kyrpotonite came (and the one thing that could kill him DID)

    The Game–Batman….everyone thinks batman is so speacil…but he doesnt do anything that cool..all of his gadgets do it for him (game’s gadgets = 50, em, dre)

    eminem—the hulk—does anyone ever fuck with em and win?

  • smog

    i can see yall dont read books (comics) lets stick with marvel cuase yall dont even know knothin about the DC U

    lets stick with the big guns cuase i aint got time to break it down like that

    captin america-2 PAC
    hulk-nas
    the watcher-dre
    silver surfer-game
    spiderman-Jay-z
    wolverine-camron

  • JD

    I guess Dipset is the Powerpuff Girls lol

  • x-mas kid

    hey fuck u smog…mines was better…but i feel u with the captin america…and i can see why u say nas for hulk…lol..who cares?!

  • THAT BOY NOAH

    WELL IF I HAD A SUPER POWER I WOULD BE INVISIBLE SO I CAN SNEAK IN GIRLS LOCKER ROOMS!!! HAHA JK NAW. WELL WHO’S THE HOMER SIMPSON OF THE RAP GAME?.. I HAD TO SAY IT. THE SIMPSONS IS ON RIGHT NOW….OH YEAH WHAT YALL KNOW BOUT THEM SPURS?!!

  • Smitty Pt3

    fuck spider man, you wanna know whos tha truth? ME, smitty pt3, fuck everyone else

  • sam

    @ Noah: Homer simpson is for sure rick ross…fat dudes that accidentally got very powerful positions and are doing their best to not screw up

  • ys’llneedhelp

    wtf wrong wit ya’ll?u’ll mufuca sickly on sum rappers dicks

  • http://myspace.com/mixedcreations myspace.com/mixedcreations

    LoL this was pretty funny..though you shouldve emphasized more on the whole EMINEM BEING SPIDERMAN thing. this couldve been a better read. but yeah eminem does remind me of spider man…you rarely ever hear about him, besides when his cds are being released and allthough he fucked mariah carey you dont see him out fucking every a list hoe in hollywood

  • QUIETSTORM

    Bizaar is the black Peter Griffin!!

  • jov6388

    man JAY Z aint that good NAZ is boring as fuck sometimes all yall is brain washed

  • babyboy

    i gotta cosign Jov6388 Nas is boring as fuck, man lyrics dont make a rap song great, what about flow, agressivity towards the beat, man Nas gotta be, Tinkerbell ahahahahah.

    Cam’ron is Hulk from Peter pan.
    Homer Simpson of rap gotta be Kanye west that nigga is straight up duh!!! lol

  • D.R.A.M.A

    ayyo lil jon is cyclops cuz u never c tha nigga wit out his shades

  • daesonesb

    >I get tired of having to split a can of dark meat tuna fish with my lady while I wait for my XXL Mag Dot Com digit to come through.

    damn dude. plus dark meat? gotta roll with the light chunk.

  • badmanstibo

    nas and niggas like lupe r tight but can be boring but the hulk is a good comparison any attempt at effing with him or trying a ‘takeover’(general ross=jigga)dude gets real strong.
    P.S
    yeah that was corny but eff it and ummm… no disrespect but “agressivity towards the beat”?

  • R-Killa

    Mr WhatsBeef..your matches are right but I’d change 50 to JUGGERNUT,bully but makes useful moves..
    John Brown, I’d put GAME as the Punisher NOT T.I,cuz dat dude(the Game)punishes and kills a whole crew on his beefs.
    ….and Here’s mine:why no1 mentioned Rick Ross,I’d give him the role as the BEAST.Ya dig??!!And T.I would be Human Torch(Fantastic4),T.I is on fire and every1 feels him.

  • Ellie

    U GOT IT RIGHT AND IT ABOUT TIME THAT SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING RIGHT ABOUT EMINEM

  • i’ll shit bag u

    fuck this gay ass comic book comparison shit!!! fuckin dorks pssss

  • QUIETSTORM

    nas is boring as fuck? are u people fuckin serious???

  • smog

    yeah x-mas i forgot my shit here you go

    dre-the watcher
    50-galactus
    game-silver surfer

    fuck with that. that is the truist shit evar

    nas like hulk. dont get him angry – either. plus he is real smart like bruce banner

    yeah but after reading yours batman is better fit for nas

  • 10 niggas n’ one

    Nas and jay z = ken and ryu
    can’t bothet fuck wit them.

  • R-Killa

    ….And Kanye is the Angel(Xmen 3),he wanna touch the sky..
    Scott Storch as Pyro,his hands make Hits
    LL Cool J as Collosus,U barely notice him but he’s strong.
    Lil Kim as Mystique,changes her body
    50Cent-Juggernaut
    Dr Dre- Prof X..the only genius standin
    P Diddy – Batman,Rich,fuckin with ery1..
    Jay-Z – Wolverine,requested,rich and gentle
    Nas – Cyclop,smart,he sees clear than ery1else
    Eve – Storm,always take fellaz by storm
    The Game – the Punisher,takin ery1 down..
    R Simmons – Magneto,without him,no Def Jam,no Rappers or Black actors.he’s the real controller.
    DMX – Nightcrawler,wildin around n confused..
    Rick Ross – Beast
    T.I – Human Torch(Fantastic4)
    Busta Rhymes – The Thing(F4)
    Young Jeezy(the snowman) – Iceman
    Oprah W – Oracle(matrix)but she tells false prophecy
    Lil Wayne – Hulk,gettin better n stronger
    Jo Jo as Kitty Pryde,she wants to chased around.
    Superman goes to Sisqo,only him flies in his videos….Ha ha!!!

  • thecollinb

    as late as this is JBurg kill yourself for saying Eminem is better than 3000

  • EReal

    MidEast Says:

    May 3rd, 2007 at 9:09 pm
    Baby and Wayne=the ambiguosly Gay duo from SNL!
    ^^^^^^^^^
    LMFAOOOO! So True.

    This shit was funny but true.

    The Beast = Joell Ortiz

    The Professer = Dr. Dre

    Batman = JayZ
    Robin = Memph Bleek

    IMO New Goblin = The Game, he needs a hug more than Tru, plus he has that whole voices in his head split personality thing down pat.

    Punisher = Young Buck, a real dude thatll fuck you up. No real super powers besides he has nothin to lose.

    The Blob = Fat Joe

    LMAO.

    Good Look on the Em props BXS.

    1 hunned.

  • jon longway

    EM IS THE BEST EVER

  • Mike Jones

    Eminem is superman, not spiderman.

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  • http://inescapableenders.blogspot.com Marvin Rock

    If only more than 51 people could read about this.