Amusement Park

I guess I owe everybody a reasonable explanation as to why I was MIA for a couple of months but it’s not that serious. Besides, I’m sure some schmuck is going to take it upon themselves to leave a “who the fuck cares, you ol’ nappy head hoe” type of comment behind thus making my little speech meaningless. The point is I’m back.

So let’s get on with it.

The pictures from the party following the awesomely lame De La Hoya vs. Mayweather fight at Tao left me with a bad taste in my mouth (ahem, for a lack of a better term, thank you). There was something very familiar about the whole atmosphere. And then it struck me, the scene was almost identical to the “sugar water” basement parties my cousin Jayme (born James) used to throw back in the day. Don’t get me wrong, like most heterosexual woman I adore tangy men.

I also recognize zest when its in a natural state. The shit you about to bare witness to is just that.

Do I really have to say anything? This is some real touch me on the inside and call out my name type of snuggling.

It looks like Curtis just removed his finger from Chris Lightly’s chocolate starfruit. I am willing to bet that a few seconds after this picture was snapped 50 swapped a mouth full of man chowder with dude. Sharing is caring.

Like many women who attend those types of parties Shaniqua (seated in the middle) probably feels isolated from all that hot male on male going on around her. At one point during the night Diddy probably called her Fish and laughed at her weave game. I sympathize with you, my sister. She should’ve known better though. Any time you hear someone call out “hands on your knees, hands on your knees” that is your cue to be up out.

Under normal circumstances I would insert an old man in the club joke but I think the world can do with one less comedian. I will say that Jay looks a lot like my Grandpa when he is grooving to his Clarence Carter 45′s.

Believe it or not the guy in the middle is Young Jeezy. Yeah, I thought it was a random dick head too.

I don’t think I have to type another word.

  • You Idoit

    read my name

  • izzy

    that dude in the last picture look like the predator

  • thoreauly77

    to the first commenter. that is the most glorious self-ethering i have ever witnessed. thank you for brightening my day.

  • ronburgandy

    ^
    lol.

  • Holla

    LMAO – good shit – welcome back

  • Cuabn Link

    first bitch what an honor to be first on fresh’s return

    what up Fresh!

  • ronburgandy

    re: the first commenter
    that will never, ever, ever, ever, ever be topped.

  • Cuban Link

    who the fuck cares, you ol’ nappy head hoe

    aha j/p funny thou, and stilll First!

  • Cuban Link

    FUCK!

  • N.O. 4 life

    I forgot how many xxl people they had on the website….that last pic is not a good look…anyway where the hell you been…you could put up anything and start off with a bang but instead start with a fizzle not a good look…..

  • Cuban Link

    jeezys head looks photo-shopped in on letter E where hes between Diddy and 50

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    Hi haters, guess who’s off hiatus?

    Good to see you back in the building Fresh.

    Here’s my question… When are these jigs gonna learn that walking around with a bottle of champagne in your hand = loser whore status? You see what all that got for your boy Dame Dash?

  • Dr Flav

    Just when I said to myself,”Does shorty even work here anymore?” Somebody must have cut the check! lol “Clarence Carter 45s,” dont you sleep on “Strokin!” Still funny as ever, welcome back.

  • http://www.myspace.com/sinistahmoneybagz Sinistah aka Sin Piff

    lmaooooo!!!!

    this shit was funny. thanks!

  • http://xxlmag.com fresh

    I should feel “ethered” but since you misspelled idiot I don’t. Love you still.

  • THAT BOY NOAH

    WELCOME BACK FRESH! DAMN ITS BEEN A MINUTE. YO MAYWEATHERS POPS DOES LOOKS LIKE PREDATOR! HAHA I THOUGHT THE SAME SHIT WHEN I SEEN HIM.

  • Young RJ

    #
    Cuban Link Says:

    May 7th, 2007 at 8:44 pm

    jeezys head looks photo-shopped in on letter E where hes between Diddy and 50

    ^ Yeah it does.

    Welcome back Fresh!

  • http://cameuprecords.com Firre

    Nelly and Diddy are kinda close. I guess the question is, Diddy Nell it? Lol. Get it? Did he nail it? LOL…What’s not so funny is Nelly ditched Ashanti 2 cuddle with that nigga. I guess they tired of smashin’ hoes.

  • http://blogs.hiphopdx.com/meka Meka Soul

    holy shit you’re alive!!!

  • thecollinb

    Jesus be a spell checker!!! God fresh pwned that ass(@ the first commenter)…whatup Fresh, arguably more zest here than a G.O.O.D. music recording session no?

  • OnPoint

    >>>It looks like Curtis just removed his finger from Chris Lightly’s chocolate starfruit. I am willing to bet that a few seconds after this picture was snapped 50 swapped a mouth full of man chowder with dude. Sharing is caring.
    >>>

    That was too fcuking funny….should win some caption award or something

  • P-417

    Coming back in style, fresh

  • Onyx Swan

    *cries at b.* Now, Fresh, you know I luuuubs me some 50 but now if I ever meet him I’ll be afraid to have his fingers anywhere near me. Thanks….

  • bgal

    Oh damn! *guffaw*

  • Baby D’s P.A

    *R.I.P Me Thanks To*:

    Old man in the club &..

    Hands On Your Knees Hands On Your Knees

    Gotta love Fresh.

  • http://myspace.com/spikeyq Q

    Umm Umm Umm Umm Umm all the old man at the clubness and that extra shit!… I for one dont never have been hugging up on my girlfriends like that, ddrunk or no drunk!

    Po girl looks disgusted at hell with all the extra huggy negros

  • l/spray

    Freshlina!!!!!!

  • AntBee

    I’ve got nothing nice to say about the pics, but I will say this, welcome back Fresh!

  • reen

    FRESH!! PWNED is right! I was just about to say something about the first commenter’s non spelling behind, but you are so quick and wise! Great way to start anew! All I can think of when I see Jeezy is, “deepest bluest my hat is like a sharks fin”! No wonder Keyshia got corn niblets for teeth!! I throughly enjoyed this post!

  • J.R.O.

    Damn, those flicks do look border-line homo. The hell outta here. Jay looks old, and Daddy Mayweather looks crazy and confused.

  • Ninjagirrl

    Picture A? Thats real Black love right there. *wipes tear*
    Look at the yearning on Puffy’s face. I hate that I can see Puffy’s tangled-ass eye thru those sunglasses.

    wait a hot ass minute….the last picture?!?! How does one have a loc’d-side-shag-mullet? and then got the nerve to make that face like he smelling some stank. Do better Black man, do better.

  • http://blkgrl.com/blog BLKGRL

    Fresh…done good! You donr real good!

    Chocoalte Starfruit…you need help…

  • Danny

    I aint never seen a Camel on a Camel before!!

    LMFAO!!!!!!!

  • http://dahshyt.blogspot.com Belize

    MY BABY MOMZ IS BACK!!!

    yes

    Now I dont have to yell over 400+ comments on ur blog..lol

  • DocZeus

    What is this a meeting for the Wack Rapper Society?! Jeezy, 50, Jermaine Dupri, Nelly, Diddy, Usher & Jay! When nobody actually can rock the mic at your party anymore than you’ve got a problem!

  • http://www.myspace.com/sinistahmoneybagz Sinistah aka Sin Piff

    why ya’ll bombin on Floyd Mayweather Sr.’s DreadLocked Shag-Master X cut?

    dat dude do look like he’s a lost decendant of Darth Vader and/or The Predator.

    I ain’t got nothin more to say about him, i’ve been told i was part-Gargoyle, part-Wilderbeast in a few pic comments so i guess i’m worse off than he is.

    And these pics do have a lil “suspect” undertone to them, actually all of em have been accused of homo-like behavior via media rumors in the past, so possibly they may have been having a ball (or two) literally.

  • JayDub

    Give me some of that thug-lovin- Ganstalicious!

  • FUCK~:~WACKWALL~:~U~:~CAN ~:~LICK~:~ DEEZ~:~BROWNBALLZ

    OKAY , SO WHOS THIS DUMB FUCK THATS CRYING A FUCKIN RIVER. OH I READ IT. SOME POP TART NAME FRESH. MORE LIKE “FRESH OUT OF LIFE”.

    FUCKIN COLUMNISTS MAYBE MAD CAUSE HIS BITTER ASS DONT KNOW HOW TO THROW DOWN AT A PARTY OR MAYBE HE JUST WASNT INVITED.

    HOW SAD. DAYUM JUST SHOOT YOURSELF AND SAVE SOME ROOM IN THIS WORLD FOR REAL LIFE.

  • S.K.

    chocholate StarFruit!!! WOW!!!

    but seriously why do all the women look depressed??

    and Jezzy – Hats are a good thing

  • J S-O-T

    lol, this post is funny as hell, that 1st fif pic is classic an the caption priceless, welcome back.

  • http://thursdaynitefever.blogspot.com Coco LaRue

    @ Pic C: I’m mad that Jeezy’s hair looks better than ol’ girl seated in the middle.

  • JERRY

    the hate is dispacable..

    This is why we as a race will never progress…..

  • http://www.xxlmag.com TARA

    Welcome back Fresh!

  • PMAO

    I think Puffy slipped Nelly a ruffie.

    In that last pic Floyd Sr reminds me of Sista Patterson.

  • l/spray

    Jerry>we love FRESHLINA

  • Meechie_Da_God

    that chick in the middle= “Dammit got myself all fixed up to be one of these rich negros skeet bucket and they all hugging on each other” “I wore a see-thru shirt fo nothing!!”

  • money$green

    WONDER WAT HAPPEN AFTER ? DIDDY AND NELLY,VERY CLOSE IN THAT PIC LOL..MAYBE TO DA HOTEL HAHAAAA

  • J.R.O.

    Jeezy looks like a worm, too. Hahaha this is too much. Damn, these rappers… Haha

  • ANDREW

    dam mayweathers dad looks LIKE THE PREDATOR

  • v

    lmao.this is funny.especially the puffy nelly pic/them niggas really look like tyhey sexing .puffy looking like he really loving that dick up his back.nelly all grimacing in pleasure.

  • EbenGregory

    That was some funny ass shit there playgirl. do it baby do it.

  • Davinche

    Welcome back fresh and big post.

    BUT DAMN.

    That 1st Diddy and nelly picture is just teh ghey.

    Look at didy biting his lips while nelly grind on him.

    Nullus for this post aswell.

  • http://xxlmag.com YN

    Fresh is Back!

    I run this web shit.

  • http://www.xxlmag.com yai

    Classic post fresh, and these pics do look suspect, except for jay cuz he’s not hugged up on a dude like the others, thats what B is 4, if yall aint know diddy was fruity then yall need to check the old g-unit cover mixtape lol where’s the women?

  • Ninjagirrl

    JERRY Says:

    May 8th, 2007 at 1:54 pm
    the hate is dispacable..

    This is why we as a race will never progress…..

    Actually I found your spelling of despicable quite deplorable! Work on that, because illiteracy is really holding back the progress of our race a lot more than these “Rappers”

    Thanks for stopping by!!

  • Danny

    Ninjagirrl Says:

    May 9th, 2007 at 12:09 pm
    JERRY Says:

    May 8th, 2007 at 1:54 pm
    the hate is dispacable..

    This is why we as a race will never progress…..

    Actually I found your spelling of despicable quite deplorable! Work on that, because illiteracy is really holding back the progress of our race a lot more than these “Rappers”

    Thanks for stopping by!!

    ^^^^^^^^
    Dam that bitch shut you the fuck up!!!
    lol……

  • http://myspace.com/spikeyq Q

    Umm hmm that’s how Ninja suffers fools, gladly tell them to drive around!

  • YOYO

    ahhhh i forgot how much i love your blogs.

  • jojo

    Fresh you are so funny

  • neggs85@aol.com

    to the last pic..”how u doin”

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