I guess I owe everybody a reasonable explanation as to why I was MIA for a couple of months but it's not that serious. Besides, I'm sure some schmuck is going to take it upon themselves to leave a "who the fuck cares, you ol' nappy head hoe" type of comment behind thus making my little speech meaningless. The point is I'm back.

So let's get on with it.

The pictures from the party following the awesomely lame De La Hoya vs. Mayweather fight at Tao left me with a bad taste in my mouth (ahem, for a lack of a better term, thank you). There was something very familiar about the whole atmosphere. And then it struck me, the scene was almost identical to the "sugar water" basement parties my cousin Jayme (born James) used to throw back in the day. Don't get me wrong, like most heterosexual woman I adore tangy men.

I also recognize zest when its in a natural state. The shit you about to bare witness to is just that.

Do I really have to say anything? This is some real touch me on the inside and call out my name type of snuggling.

It looks like Curtis just removed his finger from Chris Lightly's chocolate starfruit. I am willing to bet that a few seconds after this picture was snapped 50 swapped a mouth full of man chowder with dude. Sharing is caring.

Like many women who attend those types of parties Shaniqua (seated in the middle) probably feels isolated from all that hot male on male going on around her. At one point during the night Diddy probably called her Fish and laughed at her weave game. I sympathize with you, my sister. She should've known better though. Any time you hear someone call out "hands on your knees, hands on your knees" that is your cue to be up out.

Under normal circumstances I would insert an old man in the club joke but I think the world can do with one less comedian. I will say that Jay looks a lot like my Grandpa when he is grooving to his Clarence Carter 45's.

Believe it or not the guy in the middle is Young Jeezy. Yeah, I thought it was a random dick head too.

I don't think I have to type another word.