XXL MAG Dot Com is the Yankees of this shit…
My apologies to Young Lip Gloss down the dial. He do his thing enough to do his thing so how can you hate on him totally. He like the Lil’Wang of this shit. He the best rapper alive. I know he created a post before that had the word ‘Yankees’ in it. A lot of y’all dudes that lack any serious reading comprehension skills will at least remind me of this.
Baseball season is underway now and I already can predict that the Yankees will be winning another World Series. I don’t even like them niggas but how can you front on that whole production? This is how XXL Mag Dot Com is transforming into pushing a progressive agenda into the Hip-Hop community. It’s a whole bunch of content creators from diverse backgrounds illustrating that Hip-Hop is many parts and pieces.
You want the newest music and info about your favorite artists, but more than that you want the ideas that reflect your passion for the music. XXL Mag Dot Com is all that and a bag of chips. Peep how we got the online shit on smash…
Harris Publications = George ‘The Boss’ Steinbrenner – I don’t even know how many businesses Harris has on lock. These niggas prah’lee got a magazine about fishing, boats, pr0n and home decorating. You know that Steinbrenner also owns part of the New Jersey Nets in real life, not on rap records. Plus, nobody pays a free agent better than The Boss.
Brian Cashman = Elliot Wilson – One of the youngest general managers in the game and he is holding it down in the number one media city in the country.
Joe Torre = Eskay – His record in New York speaks for itself. Try and act like you didn’t click Nah’right at least four times a day.
Alex Rodriguez = Bol – Bol is a secret Jay-Z fan and the superstar of XXL Mag Dot Com’s online columnists. Everyone loves to hate him but he still gets his numbers. That’s why he’s on everyone’s fantasy team.
Johnny Damon = noz – You know how sportswriters always call the white a “scrappy, cerebral” player?
Hideki Matsui = Tara Henley – She comes from another country just like Hideki and she needs an interpreter sometimes.
Derek Jeter = Young Lip Gloss – Who else on the Yankees would you not be surprised to find a tube of lip gloss in their skinny jeans pocket?
Jason Giambi – Billy X. Sunday – Jason used to take drugs and I used to smoke weed. Well at least Jason is clean now.
The entire league will be left in our wake. Vibe’s online site should just kill itself already. What good is it doing when nobodies reading that shit? This is like one of those clubs that has all of the money, but doesn’t have the scouting system or the infrastructure to ever be the champs. How do you think you are going to win when you bring in B-team talent? They have last years’ favorite players (read: bloggers). Like, why hasn’t Mike Hampton retired already?
The Source is like that team that used to be in Montreal, but they sucked so bad they had to go out of business. How bad is your management when you can’t make any money in a billion dollar industry? Any website that has the name Hip-Hop in their title is shook. The only people they will be attracting from here on in will be Europeans doing a Google search for Ja Rule.
XXL Mag Dot Com is the movement bitches. Get down, or lay the fuck down.