XXL MAG Dot Com is the Yankees of this shit…

My apologies to Young Lip Gloss down the dial. He do his thing enough to do his thing so how can you hate on him totally. He like the Lil’Wang of this shit. He the best rapper alive. I know he created a post before that had the word ‘Yankees’ in it. A lot of y’all dudes that lack any serious reading comprehension skills will at least remind me of this.

Baseball season is underway now and I already can predict that the Yankees will be winning another World Series. I don’t even like them niggas but how can you front on that whole production? This is how XXL Mag Dot Com is transforming into pushing a progressive agenda into the Hip-Hop community. It’s a whole bunch of content creators from diverse backgrounds illustrating that Hip-Hop is many parts and pieces.

You want the newest music and info about your favorite artists, but more than that you want the ideas that reflect your passion for the music. XXL Mag Dot Com is all that and a bag of chips. Peep how we got the online shit on smash…

Harris Publications = George ‘The Boss’ Steinbrenner – I don’t even know how many businesses Harris has on lock. These niggas prah’lee got a magazine about fishing, boats, pr0n and home decorating. You know that Steinbrenner also owns part of the New Jersey Nets in real life, not on rap records. Plus, nobody pays a free agent better than The Boss.

Brian Cashman = Elliot Wilson – One of the youngest general managers in the game and he is holding it down in the number one media city in the country.

Joe Torre = Eskay – His record in New York speaks for itself. Try and act like you didn’t click Nah’right at least four times a day.

Alex Rodriguez = Bol – Bol is a secret Jay-Z fan and the superstar of XXL Mag Dot Com’s online columnists. Everyone loves to hate him but he still gets his numbers. That’s why he’s on everyone’s fantasy team.

Johnny Damon = noz – You know how sportswriters always call the white a “scrappy, cerebral” player?

Hideki Matsui = Tara Henley – She comes from another country just like Hideki and she needs an interpreter sometimes.

Derek Jeter = Young Lip Gloss – Who else on the Yankees would you not be surprised to find a tube of lip gloss in their skinny jeans pocket?

Jason Giambi – Billy X. Sunday – Jason used to take drugs and I used to smoke weed. Well at least Jason is clean now.

The entire league will be left in our wake. Vibe’s online site should just kill itself already. What good is it doing when nobodies reading that shit? This is like one of those clubs that has all of the money, but doesn’t have the scouting system or the infrastructure to ever be the champs. How do you think you are going to win when you bring in B-team talent? They have last years’ favorite players (read: bloggers). Like, why hasn’t Mike Hampton retired already?

The Source is like that team that used to be in Montreal, but they sucked so bad they had to go out of business. How bad is your management when you can’t make any money in a billion dollar industry? Any website that has the name Hip-Hop in their title is shook. The only people they will be attracting from here on in will be Europeans doing a Google search for Ja Rule.

XXL Mag Dot Com is the movement bitches. Get down, or lay the fuck down.

  • My Effin’ Opinion

    >She comes from another country just like Hideki and she needs an interpreter sometimes.

    ^^^^
    That comment was Eskay-esque … “Nah’ right”

    Good Post though.

  • sk

    whoa fall back on that montreal team in 94 that was the best team in baseball ah well that was along fing time ago(just like the source) ahh point well made. good post

  • Jones

    lol, where does Tara fit into this shit?

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    SK,
    That Montreal team you refer to might have been one of the illest evar. Pedro Martinez, Vlad Guerrero, David Segui, Marquis Grissom, Larry Walker, John Wetteland… Them niggas was good. That was 1994 though and just like the Expos, the Source is only a memory.

  • thoreauly77

    billy- excellent points, though i think the site would benefit from having a writer that discussed the underground/avant-garde set of artists. it seems like right now these are the guys making the real shit: black milk; el-p (though both have been spoken on here); serengeti (thanks T.A.N.); count bass d; reub; polyrhythm addicts.. etc. it is the year of the independents and its not changing anytime soon.

  • Ape

    Yanks will probably choke again homie. Pitching wins in October, and them dudes ain’t got none.

  • The Bizness

    Pause on the Montreal hate. Our hearts are still bleeding over here.

  • interscope jackson

    THE BIZNESS,

    Asshole learn how to READ it’s not hate it was facts.

  • That Dude

    Ha ha why you calling Dickamore “Young Lip GLoss?” First rappers, Donald Trump, Producers, and now bloggers are beefing.

  • che

    I hope that wasn’t a tara henley diss, man. she’s a talented writer. The broadsheet amidst the tabloids.

  • Combat Jack

    good post as usual dude.

  • Cashus Clay

    LMAO At Young Lip gloss but incase ya havent notice its been six yrs since the Yankees have won anything

  • Incilin

    “What good is it doing when nobodies reading that shit?” – Oh, snap does that make us C-boys (Go get your Tara interperter for that one) who read this shit – somebodies!? Wow, that’s the best compliment I’ve heard all day. I doubt the readers at vibe are any worse/better than us, they just read crapy blogs is all. and btw, sick’s post on this was so much more fun.

  • thoreauly77

    also, vibe does have humanity critic.

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    Fuck a critic, he talk about it while I live it.

  • Holla

    I think Tara’s blogs would be more interesting if she posted some topless pics…..just my thoughts

  • EReal

    More bitches in the Eye Candy.

    FIX THE FUCKING COMMENTS.

    besides that, XXLmag has this shit on lock.

    1 hunned.

  • EReal

    Are you serious? LMFAO.

  • EReal

    OK nevermind,

    FIX THE FUCKING COMMENTS!!!

    LMFAO! Forreal tho!

  • My Effin’ Opinion

    Don’t hate on my man, Mike Hampton. ATL all day(No Southern Rappers). Yanks suck.

  • The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    Silly Sally Sucks

  • http://www.wizzack.com my eyez

    too bad the site hurts your eyes and is uglier than Craig Mack, Nicole Richie and Nick Nolte havin’ a BABAY!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA…

  • Rizzop

    Yankees aint won shit in years……Go red sox!!! Old ass bums, bad analogy.

  • http://www.myspace.com/sinistahmoneybagz Sin aka Sin Piff

    good analysis, but who da hell is Young Lip Gloss? i thought you was talkin bout Tara for a minute…….

    oh wait, wow, nevermind, lmao

  • FLIP

    Hideki Matsui = Tara Henley – She comes from another country just like Hideki and she needs an interpreter sometimes.
    —————————————–

    LMFAO!!!!!

  • My Effin’ Opinion

    My Effin’ Opinion Says:

    April 5th, 2007 at 10:16 am
    Don’t hate on my man, Mike Hampton. ATL all day(No Southern Rappers). Yanks suck.

    ^^^^^^^

    That was an Effin’ Imposter .. btw …

  • yaboy

    nahright pops because of the accessibility of the comment section.

  • John Brown

    Billy,

    Didnt you made this topic clear with that blog with the headline “XXLMAG.COM Is The Juggernaut Of The Internets”. What is this a recycle blog with a different headline?

  • John Brown

    Alex Rodriguez = Bol – Bol is a secret Jay-Z fan and the superstar of XXL Mag Dot Com’s online columnists. Everyone loves to hate him but he still gets his numbers. That’s why he’s on everyone’s fantasy team.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    DAMN talk about being in love with someone…

  • SICKOUNO

    FUCK NY AND THE YANKEES, LA DODGERS ALL DAY. Worthless BLOG

  • Buck You

    Hahahaha, throwing shots at Hiphop game and Allhiphop…it might be true tho, Allhiphop had it on lock but XXL might be giving them a run for their money.

  • Bang

    Billy, are you just gonna swagger jack every other blogger on this website?

  • b-ease

    I guess this is your thing.

    You’re like Rogue from the X-Men (exuse my nerdiness for a second). You just steal everybody’s else’s powers and combine them all into a weaker hole.

    Bol’s sarcasm (without the wit)
    Sickamore’s concepts (wihtout proper anolgies)
    Noz’s knowledge of hiphop (without the insight)
    Tara’ vagina (without the breasts)

    See what I mean!!

  • http://www.hiphop-blogs.com Hashim

    XXL has to beat HiphopDX first before they can claim Yankees status.

  • beleedat

    XXLMAG knows the Yankees got smoked in the playoffs last year, right? In the first round (final 8)? By Detroit?

    So if you are the Yankees… that makes you, what, the 8th best hip-hop web site?

    Have you read a sports page… ever?

  • EReal

    Bol’s sarcasm (without the wit)
    Sickamore’s concepts (wihtout proper anolgies)
    Noz’s knowledge of hiphop (without the insight)
    Tara’ vagina (without the breasts)

    See what I mean!!
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Gotta give him that this shit is funny as fuck, that last line got me. hahahahaha.

  • DANJA29

    DJ Drama’s column= Cory Lidle

  • Hoodsavior

    and just like the yankees…no matter how much they spend..they just cant get er done….need more Paul O’neils and Tino Martinez’s instead of giambi’s and A.Rod’s

  • http://poisonousparagraphs.blogspot.com/ Dart_Adams

    If XXLmag.com= The New York Yankees then that would mean that y’all are a bunch of overpaid dude that aren’t even allowed to grow facial hair, have a questionable pitching staff and porous defense…The Boston Red Sox are taking the crown for the American League East this year, Sunday….Thought you knew?

    If XXLmag.com IS the Yankees then:

    Bol: The dude that sells the hotdogs at Yankees Stadium and sneaks a couple for himself around the 8th inning when he thinks no one is looking.

    One.

  • Cuban Link

    ur best post since Rap Cat.

  • http://poisonousparagraphs.blogspot.com/ Dart_Adams

    Dart_Adams Says:

    April 6th, 2007 at 9:07 pm
    If XXLmag.com= The New York Yankees then that would mean that y’all are a bunch of overpaid dude that aren’t even allowed to grow facial hair, have a questionable pitching staff and porous defense…The Boston Red Sox are taking the crown for the American League East this year, Sunday….Thought you knew?

    If XXLmag.com IS the Yankees then:

    Bol: The dude that sells the hotdogs at Yankees Stadium and sneaks a couple for himself around the 8th inning when he thinks no one is looking.

    One.

    Since the Sox have taken 5 of the first 6 from the Yankees and they are now 9-14 at the bottom of the AL East and the Red Sox are sitting in the drivers seat at 16-8, do you STILL feel that XXLmag.com are the Yankees of blogging? One.

  • http://poisonousparagraphs.blogspot.com/ Dart_Adams

    Boston Red Sox 35-15 1st place in the AL East, best record in MLB.

    New York Yankees 21-28 LAST place in the AL East, 13.5 games behind the Boston Red Sox.

    Clemens ain’t helpin’ NATHAN. One.

  • http://poisonousparagraphs.blogspot.com/ Dart_Adams

    Boston Red Sox 64-40 1st place in the AL East, best record in MLB.

    New York Yankees 55-49 2nd place in the AL East, 9 games behind the Red Sox and 4 games back of the AL Wild Card leader.

    Clemens STILL ain’t helping nathan.

    One.

  • http://poisonousparagraphs.blogspot.com/ Dart_Adams

    Boston Red Sox 80-51 1st place in the AL East, best record in MLB.

    New York Yankees 72-59 2nd place in the AL East, 8 games behind the Red Sox but only 2 behind the AL Wild Card leader (Seattle Mariners).

    The Rumble In The Bronx starts tonight…oh yeah, Clemens STILL ain’t helping nathan.

    One.

  • http://poisonousparagraphs.blogspot.com/ Dart_Adams

    Boston Red Sox 95-65 2007 AL East Champions, best record in MLB.

    They are celebrating right fuckin’ now in Fenway Park. The Red Sox are America’s Team right now. Thanks to the Yankees for dropping a game when they lead 9-6 in the 9th inning.

    The playoffs are a different matter altogether, though.

    Boston Red Sox vs. Cleveland Indians
    Los Angeles-Anaheim Angels vs. New York Yankees

    It’s the hunt for Red October!!!!

    One.

  • http://poisonousparagraphs.blogspot.com/ Dart_Adams

    Last night the New York Yankees were eliminated from the ALDS by the Cleveland Indians and now the Boston Red Sox will be playing the Cleveland Indians for the AL pennant and a place in the World Series.

    It’s a wrap for the Evil Empire.

    Red Sox Nation Stand Up!

    One.

  • http://poisonousparagraphs.blogspot.com/ Dart_Adams

    Last night the Red Sox came from down 3-1 against the Cleveland Indians to win the ALCS and win the AL Pennant. Now they will play the Colorado Rockies in the World Series to become World Champions.

    The Yankees currently don’t have a manager and will lose several key players this offseason due to losing Joe Torre.

    Red Sox Nation Stand Up!

    One.

  • http://poisonousparagraphs.blogspot.com/ Dart_Adams

    Last night the Boston Red Sox completed a season of wire to wire domination by sweeping the Colorado Rockies 4-0 in the 2007 World Series. They had an 11-3 postseason record to follow a MLB best 96-66 regular season and they the most dominating postseason score wise in MLB history.

    Red Sox Nation Stand Up!

    One.