• Seyf

    HAPpy birthday bentles

  • Seyf

    HAPpy birthday bentles

  • Seyf

    HAPpy birthday bentles

  • ESL Representa

    LOL!!!

  • ONE50

    ghostwriters and biters

  • ONE50

    tatooed tears and queers

  • ESL Representa

    “weezy F Spittin dat sittin watchin brokeback”

    ^^^^^^^Line of the year!!!!!!!!

  • GATE13

    Funny shit.

  • ONE50

    “Yo Wheezy get another tatooed tear on yo face son you murdered this track.” Said Wheezy’s biggest Stan. hahahaha

  • ONE50

    “Yo Wheezy get another tatooed tear on yo face son you murdered this track.” Said Wheezy’s biggest Stan. hahahaha

  • toneloc_illa

    Sounds just like the Weezy F. Baby. Do you think Weezy F*s Baby or the other way around? I guess it doesn’t take too much talent to rap like way. “I’m sky like air with my new air zooms” Ha ha! “I do whatever I want now, this my track now” “And I rap now” This was on point.

  • Beeyo

    Fuck I can’t hear it!!!!

  • that guy

    This shit is fuckin HILL-LARIOUS!!!! aww man!

  • INTERSCOPE JACKSON

    BWhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    brokeback weezy is a fag
    lil wang is hot garbage

  • AzRealAsDeyCum

    I believe T.I. said it best.You can hate all you want too,but you wastin yo time.Nigga still makin more money than these faggot azz hatin niggaz!I see ya lil 17th Ward Hollygrove.Fuck them haterz.Do you,make money nigga!

  • sk

    mmmmuhahahahahahahahahahaha

    that’s some funny shit this probably them cats that do that cam shit lmfao

    WOW

  • sk

    lmao “throw a kiss on his lips”

    wow that’s some funny shit “ya dig”

    yo I got tears in my fucking eyes

  • Cortez

    To me this really doesn’t sound too different from the real Lil’ Wayne. This shit is garbage (but funny) and put me in the same mind state (minus the laughing!) as when I am unfortunate enough to be in the vicinity of someone who likes the mumble mouth nonsense of Lil’ Wayne. He is feeding himself and his family though so I appluad him for that and that alone.

  • Nonyabizz

    Where did you get this SONG!!! its the best lil weezy yet…ahhhhahahahahahahaa

  • i.e.rep

    man damn all this, check this song called “myspace ho” by bigg north. that shit is hilarious. myspace.com/biggnorth

  • Youngbul

    i mess with weezy heavy and im from philly, but this shit is funny

  • Tyler

    This brings the phase “ridin’ a nigga dick” a whole new meaning. Peace and peep it:
    http://www.myspace.com/marcusorealiusmusic
    http://www.myspace.com/marcmaysrockandrollthug

  • Cinsere

    LMAO!!! classic

  • the don

    Whats really f’d up is that I like wayne but after hearing this and thinking to myself damn if this was actually Lil Wayne and not a joke people would like it. “Im down like the floor” that really sounds like some ish wayne would say

  • red pill

    lol

    im high like balloons

    im sky like air

    using lines like papoose not weezy :)

  • DocZeus

    ^^^^ YO TYLER THAT SHIT IS STR8.

    STR8 GAAAAAHHHHHHHBAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGG

    R U F ING SERIOUS

  • DocZeus

    LOL IN MY SINGING VOICE

    “NEW YORK CITY LOS ANGELES MIAMI”

    DUDE GIVE IT UP THAT SHIT AND YOU BOTH BELONG IN THE/A TOILET

  • Pierzy

    Hilarious!

  • The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    Wow…it is crazy how dudes go out their way to hate on Weezy…it don’t matter because he still rising to the top…i bvet if Weezy was from up north…you clowns would be fall over each other to promote dude…Haters gonna Hate…Ballers gonna Ball…

  • thedon

    this sounds like some stuff lil wayne would really say

  • thedon

    this sounds like some stuff lil wayne would really say

  • Ya boy

    da best of da best show me somebody who freestyle better than da boy Wheezy fuckin baby

  • http://N/A SWIZZ DAWG

    A out 2 all yall hatin azz Bitchez yall gonna see who Weezy FuCKin BaBy iz when THA CARTER 3 CKomez out, Yea yall CKraBz gonna wake da fuCK up den Juz Watch!

  • The Spaniard

    I doubt if anyone really “hates” Lil’ Wayne. I dislike his music, therefore I avoid it whenever possible. If Wayne was from up north then he would simply be just one of many garbage MCs from up north. There is a ton of them. He has money and fame…and bears shit in the woods. So what? Britney Spears is rich and has sold many more records, but guess what? She is musically garbage also. Now that I think about it, if his personality is close to what he portrays in his music then I may actually dislike him personally as well. But who knows?

    Lil’ Wayne = Hot Garbage

  • it’s me

    The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE Says:

    April 17th, 2007 at 1:04 pm
    Wow…it is crazy how dudes go out their way to hate on Weezy…it don’t matter because he still rising to the top…i bvet if Weezy was from up north…you clowns would be fall over each other to promote dude…Haters gonna Hate…Ballers gonna Ball…

    …..umm why are you quoting 3LW ?

  • http://blogs.hiphopdx.com/meka Meka Soul

    i quit.

  • http://www.myspace.com/mannyworld33 mannyworld33

    THAT SHIT WAS FUNNY AS HELL!

  • Keystone

    ima huge weezy fan but….i aint gonna lie, dat shit was on point. “I shit and make the toilet dance” man datz some outta pocket shit he would say. In truth, wayne says some wack shit, but 90% of the time he spittin somethin that got me pickin up my jaw.

  • yaboy

    i suck

  • MidEast

    This should wake weezy lovers up.How you admire this cat is funny.Jumping all over tracks like he aint got no manners,that shit is too easy what he says.Niggaz who mad have no self respect.lol

  • Belize

    haaaaaaaaaaaa…

    “throw a kiss on his lips”

  • Chi

    this shit is funny as hell.
    why yall dickriders so damn serious?

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  • Yung Ether

    There needs to be a drought on “weezy fucks baby” garbage ass music.

  • http://yahoo.com young 45

    hahahah

  • YA BOY

    WHO WRITE DAT STUPID SHIT IN MY COMMENTS

  • NoMamesBuey

    is this isht a parody or a real Weezy Fa-go tune? I can’t effin tell.

  • texasjay

    da drought is better then any new album that has came out in the new year 07

  • REALTALK

    LMAO….THIS SOUNDS JUST LIKE HER…LMAO…O SHIT…..

  • daesonesb

    wow..

  • J Smitty

    I never seen bloggers hate on a artest like thiz

  • OLA

    I never seen bloggers hate on a artest like thiz

  • doczeus

    WOW……at how emotionally attached too wayne this guy oooppss female is……if weezy was from up north???…..haters gonna hate??….. ballers gonna ball????????…..WTF….. CALL IT LIKE IT IS….THIS SHIT IS FUNNY AND ON POINT…..I DON’T GIVE 2 FUCKS IF YOU WAYNE YOURSELF THIS SHIT IS HOW DUDE RAPS…..BOTTOM LINE(.) . __________

    GROUPIE BITCH N-CRED

  • Cuban LInk

    first Lil Wayne song Ive ever liked.Aha.

  • HIJOKKA

    that’s some creative shit. they need to make a vid for dat. wonder if gillie laughing right now. actually who cares ???

  • BIGNAT

    is this really him i am going to check the drought 4

  • dirty

    “Wow…it is crazy how dudes go out their way to hate on Weezy…it don’t matter because he still rising to the top…i bvet if Weezy was from up north…you clowns would be fall over each other to promote dude…” The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    ^^^ we dont kiss each other in the mouth up here. And if a rapper did i doubt we’d dick ride him like you do weezy

  • Sun Tzu

    lmfaoooooooo

    sad how it really sounds like him

    wackest artist ever

  • spitta

    DAT AIN’T NO FUCKIN WAYNE BRA

  • http://www.myspace.com/sinistahmoneybagz Sinistah aka Sin Piff

    oh shit what da fuck!!!!!!!!

    lmaoooo, send this shit to Billy X, he’d have a field day wit this parody.

    i’m coughin up smoke to this shit.

  • J.O.

    stay behind the scenes you alien, let the ghostwriters do thier work

  • http://www.myspace.com/cnnphoenix NasCed

    “I need bread

    to make a sandwich.”

    nuff said.

    This is only second to “I cant feel my dick”.

  • thahits

    funny shit admit but stop hanging from his balls…

  • Big Homie

    *falls out laughing*
    Whoever did this got too much time on their hands.

  • Middleman

    LMAOOOOOOOO sounds just like that fag wayne hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • uk reppa

    i’m not mad on all this blogging shite but at the same time…i’m mad happy that bullshit rappers are starting to get ‘aired out’ by the people like they should be getting.

    This Weezy shit

    Cam’rons rhymebook
    (if you dont know what this is then go do your research)

    i know…hardly revolutionary

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    *dies*

    The realest shit Lil’ Wang ever spit.

  • The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    Yall like a bunch a school girls, giggling in the corner about a guy…str8 bitch made…the funny thing about it is Weezy still shittin on your favorite rapper…I cant wait to the Carter 3 comes out…you hatin as low self esteem mofos gonna be in denial then…New Orleans…Louisiana…The South…in this bitch…

  • Young Carter

    Why the hate? Get off his dick man.

  • The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    Answer me this…what northern rappers are doing ther thing at this point…NAME 1…NAME 1 F’n Rapper THAT IS DOING IT RIGHT NOW…GIVE ME 1 NAME…when you turn on your radio you here the south…You northern mofos just bitter and hatin on our shine…fuk boys…see down south we made different…we dont hate on the next man shine (unless your BG)…we all about getting money…how the song go…”we taking ovveerrr”…

    Look out for TI and Weezy albums….and if you aint got it yet…go get that Trick Daddy…you can bet that…oh boy!!!

  • Toneloc_illa

    ^^^ Ghey Boy Slim

  • 11kap

    no homo.

  • NoMamesBuey

    ^ to DJ NCred

    Phonte (of Little Brother) SCHIAVOS Little Wayne lyrically.

    Peep that “And Justus For All” every Phonte verse has an ill flow, lyrics, double meanings with lines, and is “saying somethin that means somethin” (c) The Pharcyde

    Cop the legally free “And Justus For All” here
    http://www.rappersiknow.com/?p=57

    Lyrically Phonte is a PhD candidate to Little Wayne’s 4th grade student

    There are literally at least 100+ rappers that son Wayne more than his “dad” “Baby”, from the South, North, or wherever. I chose Phonte as an example, since he’s from the South.

    LOL @ conflating Little Wayne’s radio or mainstream sales with actual rap skills leadership! I guess you also claim Vanilla Ice, Little Bow Bow, Britney Spears, & that Sanjaya dude as GOAT candidates!

  • NoMamesBuey

    I gotta new nickname for these Little Wayne stans:

    Wayne Staynes!

    Extreme NH of course!

  • NoMamesBuey

    Attention Wayne Staynes:

    Explain how Wayne who claims “best rapper alive”

    could actually compete with any ACTUAL TOP-TIER LYRICAL RAPPERS ALIVE such as
    Akir
    Apathy
    Black Thought
    Celph Titled
    Chino XL
    Eminem
    Ghostface
    Ice Cube
    Jay-Z
    Nas
    Phonte
    Redman
    Talib Kweli
    Tego Calderon
    Termanology

    These are just a few, there’s at least 100 lyrical MCs that would pwn Wayne more than a #1 seed beats a #16 seed in the NCAA tourney. Note the diversity in regions & ages, including the SOUTH (Phonte) & YOUNG (25-yo Termanology) rappers, so don’t say anything about “hating on South” or “80s babies”.

  • The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    Akir (who)
    Apathy (who)
    Black Thought (not the total package)
    Celph Titled (who)
    Chino XL (who)
    Eminem (where is he)
    Ghostface (style is similar to Weezy)
    Ice Cube (Are we There Yet)
    Jay-Z (washed up)
    Nas (Hip Hop is Dead is getting what type of rotation at this point…im a Nas fan and I didn’t even listen to the album yet…he lost me at God Son)
    Phonte (who)
    Redman (not the total package)(style similar to Weezy)(Content my friend…got some)
    Talib Kweli (the next Doug E Fresh…rapping at festivals and shit)
    Tego Calderon (who)
    Termanology (not a total package)

    Nexxxxxxxxxt

  • NoMamesBuey

    hey WTF is going on with the comments? 1 comment of mine this morning didn’t get posted?

    XXL editing comments, or crappy XXL IT system which can’t process all the comments?

  • DominicanaNnc

    Whack sounds the same as all the other stuff…hes a fag ! who raps about being a fag !…well it seems as if the black community is starting to accept the gay community ….Great!

  • ONE50

    aww man this is classic… his style is exciting but there aint no real substance.
    shit just sounds hot

    lol lol

  • NoMamesBuey

    ^dj NCred & other Wayne Staynes,

    Typical response on my list of MCs that outclass Wayne. NO DISCUSSION OF ACTUAL RAPPING!

    Wayne could never hack it in a “Lyricist Lounge” type setting – his verse would be among the worst there. Note that those commerical & critically proven rappers such as BIG (Soundbombing album), Jay (22 2s), Nas (Live at the BBQ Main Source) all have been NICE at such freestyle sessions. Layme Wayne could never hack it in such a setting.

    Of course, this wouldn’t matter if Wayne wasn’t outrageously saying “he’s the best MC”. If you claim this, you will be compared to ACTUAL TOP LYRICAL MCs.

    NH at all the “total package” & “swag” talk. Maybe I’m in the minority, but I listen for beats & rhymes. If the MC is ill lyrically, I don’t care if he is broke or a billionaire. I don’t understand some of ya’lls quasi-gay infatuation with a rapper’s “swag”. Again NH.

    About the dudes you say “who”, it may shock you, but I and many others don’t conflate sales/promotion with lyrical skills. There are many ill underground MCs. Just because you robotically follow the corporate media’s view of what’s ill, doesn’t mean that these underground MCs don’t exist.

    So go ahead & put Wayne in your Clearchannel GOAT list with Chingy, Vanilla Ice, Sanjaya, Brittney Spears, & Little Bow Wow. After all, yall Wayne Staynes conflate corporate promotion with actual rap skills, right?

  • http://www.myspace.com/brandonh703 SayGoDj

    Hatin’ ass niggas like you keep a nigga goin…

    but ey Im a weezy fan n all…

    but u can jump off the dick now haha, wastin’ ya damn time..

  • The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    last I checked music was a form of entertainment…we all know how entertaining back pack music is…down south we all about having a good time…if the beat is nice and the rapper rides the beat all while being creative (not lyrical) and spit the real…We fuks wit it…

  • NoMamesBuey

    ^dj ncred aid “rapper rides the beat all while being creative (not lyrical)”

    that’s fine, but then Wayne has no business claiming to be the best rapper

    Kanye West & Fort Minor (Mike Shinoda) make great albums IMHO with great beats & decent rapping. However, Kanye & Shinoda aren’t claiming to be the best rapper, if they did they would get gang-ethered for such nonsense.

  • nonyabiz

    ^^and thats why everybody and anybody is gettin a record deal…

  • The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    do you know the difference b/w being a rapper and a lyricist/mc…obviously you don’t…Weezy is the best rapper alive since the best rapper retired…why do you think people are breaking their necks to get this dude on a track (does Jay-z ring a bell…BACK THEN you get him on a song your album sales boost 10%)…Weezy has 10 plus years ahead of him with so much talent and potential…this is JUST THE BEGGINING of whats to come…he has plenty of time do do other things and experiment with the music he is creating…

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  • juninho

    does anyone know where i can get this shit
    haaaaaaaaaaa

  • NoMamesBuey

    ^dj ncred

    Maybe I’m crazy, but to me, there’s no way on Planet Earth ever that “the best MC alive” is “rides the beat all while being creative (not lyrical)”

    IMHO to even be in the discussion for best MC, you must be lyrical.

  • NoMamesBuey

    Again, no Wayne Staynes have addressed the fact the Little Wayne could not hang at a “Lyricist Lounge” type joint with an actual top lyrical such as Nas or Black Thought without getting utterly pwned & Schiavoed.

    Look at history, there are many “Hot MCs” (nh) like Heavy D or DMX that had “ill swags” (nh) for “their run”, but no one not then & definitely not now is saying these type of dudes are GOAT candidates.

  • lowendMyTheory

    It’s an exercise in futility to try an debate a Lame wayne stan. Real heads know whatsup. No substance all false pride and bravado. “I’m like this…I’m nice like that..” obsure muddled random punchlines and metaphores, Idendity crisis(first wanted to be pharell, now Jim jones) Uber thug poser. Whas up with the gay biker gang motif? Nothing says gangsta like a bright red studded Cavallii belt. *DJ N-Credible: Don’t blur the line between rapper/lyricist, You can’t be a good rapper unless you are a nice lyricist. He’s the best cuz he’s got a good flow? Even thats debatable. Don’t let radio dictate whas crackin. Hip hop didnt die, it just went underground. Dip set and wayne got 14y/o kids wanting to sell kilos and buy Phantoms. Shits played out. my bad for the rant. pasta.

  • yesirr

    m

  • Hip Hop since 79′

    a modernday Lovebug Starski.

  • sk

    damn whoever is DJ N-CRED

    You got MURDERED all over this post. By DOCZEUS, DIRTY, and NONAMESBUEY your comebacks where not even CREDIBLE you didn’t say shit. AND saying GHOSTFACE& REDMAN, let me say it again MOFO, GHOSTFACE&REDMAN stlye is similar too WEEZY alone let’s me know you are fucking crazy. ICE CUBE would NO VASELINE WEEZY, show some respect. GHOST&REDMAN unlike WEEZY have classic albums. EMINEN(no rapper wants it with him)except BENZINO(look where that got him),lmao. And your calling people school girls, MAN you must have permannent POM-POMS with you at all times when it comes too WEEZY(“throw a kiss on his lips”).

    LMFAO

    By the way this joint is 2 funny. Is this them cats that did the same thing 2 CAM.

  • The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    Look at history, there are many “Hot MCs” (nh) like Heavy D or DMX that had “ill swags” (nh) for “their run”, but no one not then & definitely not now is saying these type of dudes are GOAT candidates.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    you are comparing Weezy to Heavy D and DMX…dude this argument is a waste of my time…DMX was real not creative and Heavy D was well Heavy D…

  • The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    sk Says:

    April 18th, 2007 at 2:41 pm
    damn whoever is DJ N-CRED

    You got MURDERED all over this post. By DOCZEUS, DIRTY, and NONAMESBUEY your comebacks where not even CREDIBLE you didn’t say shit. AND saying GHOSTFACE& REDMAN, let me say it again MOFO, GHOSTFACE&REDMAN stlye is similar too WEEZY alone let’s me know you are fucking crazy. ICE CUBE would NO VASELINE WEEZY, show some respect. GHOST&REDMAN unlike WEEZY have classic albums. EMINEN(no rapper wants it with him)except BENZINO(look where that got him),lmao. And your calling people school girls, MAN you must have permannent POM-POMS with you at all times when it comes too WEEZY(”throw a kiss on his lips”).

    LMFAO

    By the way this joint is 2 funny. Is this them cats that did the same thing
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    1st off you come off as a lame whiteboy showing up to try and instigate

    2nd WTF did you say that holds weight…GTFOH

    3rd Eminem aka The Great White Hope is washed up

    Sorry my young ignorant wanna be pupil you lose…insert another coin for one credit and try again…

  • The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    Billy Sunday meets his new favorite rapper…and finds out that his favorite rapper’s favorite rapper is Weezy…you have to love the irony in that…muahahahahaha…

  • NoMamesBuey

    ^Jay-Z was hyping Memphis Bleek as a top MC for a decade.

    Just because someone lyrically skilled (J Ortiz) claims someone else is lyrically skilled (Little Wayne) doesn’t make it true.

  • The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    NoMamesBuey Says:

    April 18th, 2007 at 4:02 pm
    ^Jay-Z was hyping Memphis Bleek as a top MC for a decade.

    Just because someone lyrically skilled (J Ortiz) claims someone else is lyrically skilled (Little Wayne) doesn’t make it true.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    STFU and go sit in the corner

  • The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    NoMamesBuey Says:

    April 18th, 2007 at 4:02 pm
    ^Jay-Z was hyping Memphis Bleek as a top MC for a decade.

    Just because someone lyrically skilled (J Ortiz) claims someone else is lyrically skilled (Little Wayne) doesn’t make it true.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    hey retard…Jay and Memphis Bleek have ties…if Memp ate JAy ate…what Weezy makes and does Ortiz doesn’t benefit from…it is based on pure respect…do me a favor…go buy Juvenile Reality Check…

  • yesirr

    fuck the mods.

  • NoMamesBuey

    ^DJ NCred, I see the truth hurts yall Wayne Staynes like a mofo. But logic is not on your side, so you have to resort to ad-hominem attacks.

  • NoMamesBuey

    I love how despite all the delusional Wayne Staynnery on this blog, not 1 of these Staynes has addressed my point that any of the 15 MCs I mentioned would savagely ether Wayne lyrically, in any event like Lyricist Lounge.

    Yes, this includes the Southern MC Phonte, & the “81 baby” Termanology, 2 yrs younger than the 79 Little Wayne.

    BTW don’t dismiss Heavy D & DMX wrt Wayne. I think in the Charasmatic Yet Mediocre MC competition, it would be close. Wayne might lose to X or the “Overweight Lova” (nh)

    But fair is far. I will admit you that Wayne can son
    MC Rove
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE0X85XCgJY

    &
    MC Vince Spadea
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVBKN8kDUpA

    & probably that “MC Fat cat” puppet Sunday posted about

  • waterandcereal

    is there anywhere i can actually download this…instant classic

  • 92FS

    I co-sign with NOMAMESBUEY!

  • Belize

    NoMamesBuey Says:

    April 18th, 2007 at 4:32 pm
    ^DJ NCred, I see the truth hurts yall Wayne Staynes like a mofo. But logic is not on your side, so you have to resort to ad-hominem attacks.

    ^^^

    NBred…U still gettin ethered on this site?!?

    Damn…bout to be 2 years of usless attacks, maybe u should change ur name again

  • sk

    First off I’m not an instigater(unlike ya self “if weezy was from up north”). That was ya downfall. You didn’t even comment on the song it self .

    Just stating FACTS from what I read and added my 2 cent.

    You are really showing how emotionally attached 2 WEEZY you are. Your probably hoping and praying he’s GAY deep DOWN aren’t you. So you can take him from his “DADDY” AND “THROW A KISS ON HIS LIPS’

  • doczeus

    LMAO

    B.X.S – Who are rappers that you are fucking with right now?

    J.O. – Myself,first,and foremost, I fuck with Kweli,Little Wayne,T.I.,Jigga,Nas..

    Dude you acting like he said WEEZY was his favorite rapper. Like SK said your not even CREDIBLE.

    LOSER

  • Jay

    All i have to say is:

    Im waiting for the day where Weezy stands up and battles or argues with someone who has been hailed as one of the greatest rappers/hip hoppers of all time. He wont do it. He cant do it. His stupidity and lack of knowledge would then be put on blast. Of course he wouldnt say that, because hes not intelligent enough to figure it out. All Wayne has going for him is some of his beats, and his metaphorically rich style. Wayne’s raps are still stuck on step 1 due to his lack of intelligence, and unfortunately, our hip hop nation is filled with people who live life on step 1, a.k.a step 1′ers, which is why Wayne sells. When something works for you, and you cant see anything better beyond that, this is where you stay.

  • Mr Magnum

    Everyone should know that ain’t Wayne, but it’s funny as hell. Carter III: Winter 2007

  • 100 Dollars

    this guy must be waynes ghostwriter or something, because this shit sounds just like what he would say.

  • Bronx, Ny

    I dont know whats wrong wit people. Wayne has never in my eyez displayed greatness and has never impressed me with anything he’s said. If you think Wayne is the best rapper alive your saying he’s better than Rakim, AZ, Joe Budden(listen 2 Mood Muzik 2 not Pump it up), Nas, Papoose, Immortal Technique, Saigon, the list could go on. I wouldn’t even put Wayne in the top 100. For him 2 say he’s the best alive is an insult 2 hip-hop, but 4 people 2 actually believe it just…It makes me feel ashamed 2 share tha same generation as u.

  • Pancho

    The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE Says:

    April 18th, 2007 at 8:36 am
    Yall like a bunch a school girls, giggling in the corner about a guy…str8 bitch made…the funny thing about it is Weezy still shittin on your favorite rapper…I cant wait to the Carter 3 comes out…you hatin as low self esteem mofos gonna be in denial then…New Orleans…Louisiana…The South…in this bitch…

    ^^^Or Tha Carter 3 can turn out to be one of the biggest flops in the history of hip-hop…you won’t know…we all won’t know until it’s out…until then, let Weezy be hungry…seriously, he needs some protein in his system or something.

    oh…sh*t was funny…sorry Weezy fans…admit it (like I’m doing right now)…he rhymes like this….granted, he spits better than this, but this is the way he rhymes.

  • http://xxlmag.com Realidelphia

    this shit is funny as hell. dude spit like wayne does and all. LMAO Throw a kiss on his lips! LOL While we are on lil wayne, hes popular right now but he aint the best rapper alive. The dude is spittin retarded shit nut yet hes keepin it real. Funny as shit, I wanna see wayne make a song without saying weezy f baby, or bird man jr or reference drugs or murder. He lacks lyrical content but he has energy. I don’t hate little wayne I hate the fact that what he is spitting is coming off as “hip-hop.”

  • http://nba.com WP

    AND ITS SO GRAVY, WITH NO POTATOES. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • EReal

    3rd Eminem aka The Great White Hope is washed up
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    What sold more, the Re-Up or that ungodly LiL Layme & Turdman album??

    LiL Layme would get SMASHED on by Em. (See No Apologies, Rabbit Run, any song on the invasion, ect. ect. ect.)

    1 hunned.

  • The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    If The Great White Hope is that real and ill, why doesn’t he come out with something to shut the game down all while making money off of it…oh I forgot he is a has been…”reminisce on the love we had”…yall dont no nothing about that my young ignorant pupils…

  • NoMamesBuey

    ^If Em “murdered on their own shit” to Jay-Z & The Game, he would put a genocide to Wayne

    Hey here’s an idea: Wayne make a “duet album”, making 1 track of the 15 dudes I mentioned yesterday from Akir to Termanology.

    Wayne can call it “Murdered On My Own Shit, Vol 1, Ya Dig?”

  • Well Known Asshole

    Looks like homosexuality is accepted in hiphop…

    Shit is wack….Best rapper alive???…Nah, Gayest rapper alive…

  • TK

    ROFLMAO!!!!! I nearly lost my lung listening to thisLOLOLOLOL

  • B

    Sadly – that shit is basically Wayne. Its not that far off. And this is “the best alive?”

  • sarah

    yall some haters. fuck it.

  • http://www.youtube.com/no1else700 b. milo

    funny shit but weezy still nice….hov is the greatest lyricist alive

  • doug

    hey DJNCRED maybe you should go listen to Phonte before you say who, becuase you will realize how much of a dumb fuck you are when you listen to a verse of his, and how you gong to say black though aint the total package? and there are so many rappers doin there thing, and who gives two fucks about the radio? last good song they played on the radio was what? shit maybe it was like the year 2000 when they did, fucking learn about music, emcee and rapper is like the same thing, its just a diff. name, so DJ N CRED i close with this, you are a fucking ignorant fool that sucks lil waynes dick and needs to realize how many rappers are out there that would shit on wayne, nad if ghostface killahs style is similar to wayne, wouldnt that mean he took it from ghostface so he could attempt to be a good rapper?

  • panther

    hahahahaha…wait,wait…hahahaha…omg…this is a killer…i used to like wayne until i heard this…i just realized how stupid he sounds lol

  • WHO..

    thats not fuckin weezy unless he fuckin sick wit a cold or some shit…sorry guys!

  • The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    DOUG YOU’RE STUPID

  • NoMamesBuey

    ^DJ NCred comment, total self-etherage, ala Eliott YN Wilson & DJ Bitchamore.

    Doug lays out some logic, & all NCred has to retort is “Doug you’re stupid”.

    LOL!

  • shittinonallofyou

    Its a shame that all of you guys think wayne is not lyrically creative when his lines are riddled with punch lines and metaphors. Im not surprised theres sum dumbfucks that would actually mention mike shinoda in the same breath as weezy? weezy’s catalogue speaks for itself. noone else is doing it quite like him. as TI said “you can hate if you want to, but your wasting your time”..fucking losers

  • http://www.myspace.com/toocool4you25 menace2society

    lol ill be ur dirk and u can be my avery

  • doug

    yeah wayne might spit some creative lines, but do they make sense? umm no and are they relevant to anything? no…i remember hip hop being a culture, and rap music being a form of hip hop that you speak your feelings…so lil wayne must have some serious psychological problems if he feels that “im spitting like a retard, you niggas is soft, you should be spitting in some leotards” damn man, so Lil wayne admitted he was retarded?

  • youngandn

    how come nobody laughed at the lil wayne hp commercial though
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb9AMiF8iWg

  • jones

    This shit was funny as hell… but on the real weezy is still killing the game. No matter how funny this was (and I was fucking laughing my ass off) weezy is still one of the most creative rappers when it comes to word play. He might not have great subject matter, but he goes with what he knows. Every rapper has his own style and swagger. One.

  • aww what the ?

    :-/ it’s bad when this guy spit’s harder then lil wayne who to be honest i don’t think could beat lil bow wow in a real freestyle :D no rreally the simple fact of to make a point of all that’s been said in these post’s would be retarded the eye’s and ear’s of some are that of your high school cheerleader it’s out there no need to go any more then that………..sit’s back’s and laugh’s at the clown show :-P

  • http://xxlmag.com Anthony

    funny ass shit,(classic) where’s the video!!!!!!

  • stacey baby

    yo this shit iz mad funny….but it only makes my nigga fame grow ya did…so keep succin his dicc people….no homo….lol

  • Hanzo

    LOLOL YOU GUYS ARE HILARIOUS!!!!!! You guys realize that this proves you just hate to hate… if you liked this song but you say you don’t like lil wayne, well although this song is done in parody of him, it’s done in the EXACT SAME STYLE that an actual lil wayne freestyle like that would go in so really… if you enjoyed this, then you enjoy lil wayne’s style. YA DIG!? killed it-

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  • Bird

    Things like this are tha biggest reason our country is in turmoil, more people commented on a lame diss at hating on a man then they did at paying attention to what is happening in their own country, it amazes me…

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  • Mr. Unknown

    AsReAlAsThAyCuM

    you are a f’in dumbass cause kanye’s graduaation and 50′s Curtis sold more on the first day than like father like son did the whole first week so wayne aint makin more “DOE” than anyone else and he is fallin off slowly im just waiten on him to fuck up agian and he will be sayin “Goodbye” like little Tevin Campbel

  • FRESHPRINCE

    where tha fuk can i get this
    hilarious