Lil’ Wang Is A Nappy-Headed Ho…
A whole week has gone by and we haven’t spoken on Lil’ Wang even though he’s been in the news. Everybody is all upset because Don Imus called Lil’ Wang a nappy headed ho. But it’s true. Wang’s hair goes all the way down to his butt, and it’s hell’a nappy. Why does Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson even care about Lil’ Wang being called a ho? Lil’ Wang himself admits to being a ho. He said specifically that he kisses his daddy and he stunts for his daddy. Ho’s always call their pimps “daddy”. And who stunts for they daddy more than a ho?
Wikipedia says that Wang is only 24 years old. Wikipedia also says that Lil’ Wang dropped out of school at the age of 13. This ho is not no gotdamned child prodigy. Although a lot of ho’s are put on the strip early in their teens. At least Jay-Z and NaS dropped out of school to become drug kingpins when they were 17. Can you imagine how dumb you would be if you never went to high school? Lil’ Wang should go back to high school. It would be like the Hip-Hop version of ‘Strangers With Candy’ and Lil’ Wang would be the ho that goes back to school. Maybe Lil’ Mama could teach Wang to read. It would go down something like this…
Lil’ Wang: Hey Lil’ Mama can I borrow your lip gloss? I have to kiss my daddy.
Lil’ Mama: Hell naw Wang ‘cuz you a ho. I don’t know where your lips been. My lip gloss is Baby Phat KLS.
Lil’ Wang: My daddy know Kimora Lee Simmons so I could get you some more.
Lil’ Mama: Okay you nappy-headed ho
After Lil’ Wang goes back to high school he should go get a fucking haircut. Dredlocks are good if your’e a Rastafarian. That’s some religious shit that regards Ethiopia’s former leader as a messenger from GOD. I imagine that Wang smokes a lot of weed so maybe that’s why he thinks he’s a Rastafarian, but Lil’ Wang takes all kinds of pills too, just like a ho. That’s one thing ho’s are good for is taking all kinds of different drugs to mitigate the sadness in their miserable ho lives.
After Lil’ Wang cuts his hair he should pull up his pants so his ass doesn’t have to be outdoors all the time. Did you see the HBO special about the ho’s of Hunts Point? Ho’s also keep their ass outdoors because they are trying to get stunted. There’s a preacher from Florida that is willing to give Lil’ Wang a belt to pull up his pants. What would happen if Lil’ Wang went to his granma house with his shitty draws showing outside of his pant? I think it would go like this…
Nanna: Baby, why is your shitty drawls showing outside of your pants?
Lil’ Wang: Nanna, my name is not Baby, that’s my daddy’s name.
Nanna: Baby, what are you talking about? Your daddy name is Dwang. He left your momma when you was little. Pull up your pants baby.
Lil’ Wang: My daddy name is Baby and he like for my drawls to show because he like to see my boonkey.
Nanna: Baby, you is a ho.
If you were really a fan of Lil’ Wang you would tell him to back to school, cut his hair, pull up his pants and stop being a nappy-headed ho.
Free Don Imus.