Hip-Hop’s Next Top Whore

What is more Hip-Hop than hooking up with some broad and totally banging her silly? Not just fingerbanging her, which is cool, but I mean really getting your nekkid banger right. And if she gives you a little poopchute action all praise due to Lil’ Kim. Hip-Hop needs to get some more love back into the game. Not that gang rape shit where you pass a chick all around the hotel room, but that type shit where you meet a cute chick at the club and you impress her with that fact that you own more than just a white tee and you can do more than just a lean back step.If southern Hip-Hop is good for one thing it’s able to give fools a dance step or two. Midwestern Hip-Hop teaches cats how to dress without looking like a simpleton. East coast Hip-Hop buys out the bar and the West siiiide brings the weed. If you have all of these styles in your game you will be invincible. But who has all of that? So that means you are leaving the club without hooking up. Don’t be mad, it’s happened to me hundreds of thousands of times. I’m still determined to fuck me a bad chick before I go to sleep and thanks to the magic of pr0n a/k/a adult cinematics I effs me a bad bitch everytime.

Here’s my list of the top chicks to fuck when other chicks don’t want to fuck (you)…

Vanessa Del Rio – This selection is for all my true school brothers. Vanessa is that original freak that was cute in the face and thick in the waist. She would do anything too. Anal action, golden showers, scatology and blood work. She was a big thick chick that you could choke while you gave her backshots.

Eve – I always wanted to wife this chick and I still do. Of all the chicks in the rap game she was the one that had the brothers around her that I didn’t want to eff with. DMX is 7-30 for life and the Lox seem like they still have to carry birds for somebody just to scrape money together to go on tour. There is no video that could surface that would make me not want to fuck with Eve. I take that back, if there was a video with her making out with Drag-On I would have to fall back on Eve.

Jenna Jameson – Most white chicks that get a name in the pr0n game won’t give up the put to a Black man, but Jenna is a rebel with a cunt. A little sweet white cunt too. If every white chick was this fine there wouldn’t be any need for Black girls. A lot of rappers talk that C.E.O. bullshit but this bitch has been running her own biz for like ten years. Can you imagine the mileage on her twat?

Janet Jacme – This is Lil’ Kim’s role model. Janet Jacme was a tiny little piece of ghetto poon. Janet was my booty call broad in the early 90’s. So I let my tape rock until my tape popped.

Vida Guerra – When is Vida Guerra going to make a hardcore video? As soon as she does it I vote her to the top whore slot in the rap game. You know her vaginal slot has seen mad action too. The only thing about lightskin broads is that their ass cheeks show the burn marks from all the friction. I’d still beat regardless, fuck around and I’ll eat that shit too if it’s pretty. There’s no shame in my game.

Superhead – This bitch had how many rappers sprung? Superhead has had a lot of Hip-Hop in her. Shit is prah’lee still stuck to her colon walls. I wasn’t feeling homegirl after she went and put everybody on blast, but after I saw that video she made when she was going hard for the title of Superhead I realized why everybody was wide open for shorty. Especially that nigga Meth. Superhead is that top Hip-Hop whore.

Don’t even mention none of these King Mag ho’s to me unless them bitches have a triple X tape on the streets. I’m tired of these “internets modeling” chicks frontin’ on giving up the lovebox because they are tryin’ to be movie stars. The only damn movie they gonna be in is some Je’caryus Johnson/Tyler Perry shit and them fruit bars don’t care about the pussy anyhoo. Nullus.

Damn, I almost forgot, there’s a lot of Hip-Hop heads that are cool with men kissing men and other homo rap shit as long as they favorite rapper spits the lyrics they minds like. For all y’all half-a-homo-fag-centric Hip-Hop fans y’all should fuck with Seka. Not a man, nor a woman, but a crazy hermaphrodite. Just like your favorite rapper.

  • eauhellzgnaw

    Good shit.

  • onyango

    man, this is some hillarious stuff.the last paragraph just kills me

  • Fuk Dipset

    Ur a freak. Chokin bitches. Shittin on them is fine though

  • stoneyisland

    I gotta agree with most of what you spit:)

  • Matt Herbz 4 President

    Is the White Niggaz up in this bitch?

    Hells yeah!

    –Matt Herbz 4 President

  • derfla the hus’la

    good list but add maliah in that and the only white bitch i’de do is coco ice t’s wifey daim that bitch got mad back for a whit girl.

  • jacquez
  • mike

    vida guerra is #1, id kill people to eat that fucking pussy and tap that ass

  • John Brown

    Billy,

    what bout melyssa ford?

  • John Brown

    Not that gang rape shit where you pass a chick all around the hotel room.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    I once knew this chick that gave all my homeboys a blowjob at a hotel. One day me and my homeboy were on the metro-rail and she comes in with her mom and dad, homegirl couldnt look my homeboy in the eye. lol, me and my homeboy were laughing the whole time.

  • EReal

    LMFAO @ This Whole Post.

    What the fuck is Blood Work and Scatology? Nevermind, I dont wanna know.

    Wheres my new favorite Kim Kardashian???
    That bitch is baddddddddd.

    OH SHIT! I almost forgot DIAMOND from Crime Mobb.. Id let her rock her hips with me in the middle.

    then theres still Shawna, Lil Mama and Charli Baltimore. All breakem offs.

    1 hunned.

  • ROREED

    how about Jada Fire and Carmen Hayez. carmen with all her flexibility and Jada is just sexy as hell. gotta agree about Jenna Jameson bitch can get it.

  • Vega

    yo has anyone seen this video of Gayme getting clowned on daytime television by some wack skeezer?

    http://us.video.aol.com/video.index.adp?mode=1&pmmsid=1746124

  • Combat Jack

    ^ “blood work”

    What’s “blood work? Also, there’s this new chick on-line – Spring Thomas, a blond chick that’s all into race play (only letting jigs hit it while calling them all types of “nigger this, nigger that”) and running some slave game shit.

    Peep: springthomas.com

  • Malik C.

    Billy, scat is disgusting as all holy hell. But seriously, where’s Melyssa Ford?

  • Fin

    Kim Kardashian dude; she let Ray J hit, and tape it, that’s kind of hip-hop.

  • My Effin’ Opinion

    I believe Heather Hunter pro’lly has had more Hip Hop “in her” than Superhead (she just never wrote a book about it).

  • John Brown

    BTW, If Superhead made the list, Carmen (Nas Babymoms) should also make the list Billy. I mean whats more hip-hop than letting your baby’s father biggest enemy leave a condom on the car seat of the kid he seeded. Now thats hip-hop.

    Although I wouldnt hit it.

  • dubzz

    Nice list…yea you definetly forgot about Ms Kardashian…i’d eat her asshole with a spoon

  • mannyworld33

    ALL I GOT TO SAY IS….CHEROKEE!

  • Anthony

    you my nig sunday, great post, but kim k. is on the cum up and if coco ever does a xxx tape its a rap!

  • http://xxlmag.com Anthony

    great post sunday!!

  • http://www.plasticsquirtguns.blogspot.com thoreauly77

    this post is pretty rank.

  • Bang

    Billy… funny shit!

  • ri067953

    Yo, that is some funny shit right there. Janet Jacme is still putting it down these days and is thicker than ever but she does have some miles on here. Yo, but there is a newer girl out there, her first name is Roxy and she got azz for days. She is my new goto chick when the ones at the club are acting new.

  • DEEZ NUTZ

    mannyworld33 Says:

    March 29th, 2007 at 12:45 pm
    ALL I GOT TO SAY IS….CHEROKEE!
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I agree,but what about
    Roxy Reynolds,Michelle Tucker & Ayana Angel

    GET YOUR PORN ON!!!!

  • John Cochran

    You’se a nut I swear. You gotta put Buffie, Melyssa, and Gloria Velez on there though. you cant tell me they aint fuck at least 70% of the rap game.

  • http://ifux.blogspot.com I Fux

    Great Post Billy your effort today was phenomenal and applauded. Yo but what about Gloria Velez she can catch a high hard one

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    Everybody is giving props to bitches that ain’t never been on tape except for M.E.O. who did shout out Heather Hunter.

    Fuck a Gloria Velez and a Melyssa Ford and a Buffie until them ho’s have tapes to prove that they can give as good as they look. Superhead showed and proved her rep was no joke. The rest of these ho’s is just eye candy.

    Shouts to my nigs at King Magazine.

  • John Cochran

    True, True.

  • king blair

    no weezy f baby…that was ur best post yet but i’m a carmen hayes type brother or i say fuck it an go for the booty call that shit is always on point

  • BIGNAT

    NOW THIS IS A FUCKING BLOG BILLY!!! IF THEY HAD BLOG OF THE YEAR AWARDS THIS WOULD WIN FOR TWO YEARS IN A ROW HAHAHAHAHAH

  • SDW

    “John Brown Says:

    March 29th, 2007 at 8:47 am
    Billy,

    what bout melyssa ford?”

    Melyssa Ford drive a Honda Accord.

  • Elijah

    lmao at SDW mmmuhhhhhhhahahahaahaahah

    fuck all theez hoez until I fuck 1 of them

  • weez

    fuck you billy

  • Hip-Hop Descendant

    ok, so this fool just said the the only need for black girls is that they’re fine….

    “If every white chick was this fine there wouldn’t be any need for Black girls.”

    wow….u on some shit man, n i don’t mean the good kind, ur embarrassing ur race with comments like that.

    Oh, n 1 more question….how many times did u make Benzino fuck u in the ass so u would write that Young Buck album review for him?

  • EReal

    @ Billy

    Whatabout Superstar K?? She on tape now.

  • Hip Hop since 79′

    cosign – Vanessa Del Rio

    cosign – CHEROKEE

  • Dipset

    50 Cent should be #1 on that list… Bitch ass nigga!! lol….

  • Pancho

    Vida Guerra > the rest

  • http://360.yahoo.com/deshawn772004 Federal Ranga

    Damn, tight post, homey. But who da fuck is Janet Jacme? And I didn’t know Vida made a tape…

  • frank

    G Velez has a tape wherein she eats mad nelly. Good enough for me.

  • devog

    @ Federal Ranga
    “Who da fuck is Janet Jacme?” Nica is U gay,stupid, or 15? LOL She just so happens to be some of the finest porno putang that Chicago has ever produced.

  • devog

    @Federal Ranga
    “But who da fuck is Janet Jacme?” Nica is gay, stupid, or 15? Janet Jacme possessed some of best prono putang that the city of Chicago has ever produced!

  • Combat Jack

    ^ co-sign Heather Hunter. I’ve personally seen her in person at many a Hip Hop function.

  • R-Killa

    Me? I wanna fuck Remy Ma,I want that Bronx pussy PEROD!!!TS Pussy…Ha ha!!!

  • Al Sharpton

    This publication and the people who read this bilge and listen to rap are animals. I see why you live in poverty and filth, and why your main source of income is slinging rocks. What a double standard. I’m sure you’re the same scum that wanted Imus fired for speaking the truth.

  • Seriouspipegame

    This is pure crap.

  • GTeach

    “until them ho’s have tapes to prove that they can give as good as they look. Superhead showed and proved her rep was no joke. The rest of these ho’s is just eye candy.”

    Now That’z REAL talk there. Hell, even Jamie Foxworthy (Family Matters) has a porno out.

  • http://www.myspace.com/caramel_spanish_fly niecy

    im glad they put vida in the hoe list b/c she always deny that she was going out with alot of rappers,athelets,r&b singers and actors but she was fucking them all and she know shes a nasty hoe.im latina and i dont think she rep us latinas right.