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Hip-Hop’s Next Top Whore

What is more Hip-Hop than hooking up with some broad and totally banging her silly? Not just fingerbanging her, which is cool, but I mean really getting your nekkid banger right. And if she gives you a little poopchute action all praise due to Lil’ Kim. Hip-Hop needs to get some more love back into the game. Not that gang rape shit where you pass a chick all around the hotel room, but that type shit where you meet a cute chick at the club and you impress her with that fact that you own more than just a white tee and you can do more than just a lean back step.If southern Hip-Hop is good for one thing it’s able to give fools a dance step or two. Midwestern Hip-Hop teaches cats how to dress without looking like a simpleton. East coast Hip-Hop buys out the bar and the West siiiide brings the weed. If you have all of these styles in your game you will be invincible. But who has all of that? So that means you are leaving the club without hooking up. Don’t be mad, it’s happened to me hundreds of thousands of times. I’m still determined to fuck me a bad chick before I go to sleep and thanks to the magic of pr0n a/k/a adult cinematics I effs me a bad bitch everytime.

Here’s my list of the top chicks to fuck when other chicks don’t want to fuck (you)…

Vanessa Del Rio – This selection is for all my true school brothers. Vanessa is that original freak that was cute in the face and thick in the waist. She would do anything too. Anal action, golden showers, scatology and blood work. She was a big thick chick that you could choke while you gave her backshots.

Eve – I always wanted to wife this chick and I still do. Of all the chicks in the rap game she was the one that had the brothers around her that I didn’t want to eff with. DMX is 7-30 for life and the Lox seem like they still have to carry birds for somebody just to scrape money together to go on tour. There is no video that could surface that would make me not want to fuck with Eve. I take that back, if there was a video with her making out with Drag-On I would have to fall back on Eve.

Jenna Jameson – Most white chicks that get a name in the pr0n game won’t give up the put to a Black man, but Jenna is a rebel with a cunt. A little sweet white cunt too. If every white chick was this fine there wouldn’t be any need for Black girls. A lot of rappers talk that C.E.O. bullshit but this bitch has been running her own biz for like ten years. Can you imagine the mileage on her twat?

Janet Jacme – This is Lil’ Kim’s role model. Janet Jacme was a tiny little piece of ghetto poon. Janet was my booty call broad in the early 90’s. So I let my tape rock until my tape popped.

Vida Guerra – When is Vida Guerra going to make a hardcore video? As soon as she does it I vote her to the top whore slot in the rap game. You know her vaginal slot has seen mad action too. The only thing about lightskin broads is that their ass cheeks show the burn marks from all the friction. I’d still beat regardless, fuck around and I’ll eat that shit too if it’s pretty. There’s no shame in my game.

Superhead – This bitch had how many rappers sprung? Superhead has had a lot of Hip-Hop in her. Shit is prah’lee still stuck to her colon walls. I wasn’t feeling homegirl after she went and put everybody on blast, but after I saw that video she made when she was going hard for the title of Superhead I realized why everybody was wide open for shorty. Especially that nigga Meth. Superhead is that top Hip-Hop whore.

Don’t even mention none of these King Mag ho’s to me unless them bitches have a triple X tape on the streets. I’m tired of these “internets modeling” chicks frontin’ on giving up the lovebox because they are tryin’ to be movie stars. The only damn movie they gonna be in is some Je’caryus Johnson/Tyler Perry shit and them fruit bars don’t care about the pussy anyhoo. Nullus.

Damn, I almost forgot, there’s a lot of Hip-Hop heads that are cool with men kissing men and other homo rap shit as long as they favorite rapper spits the lyrics they minds like. For all y’all half-a-homo-fag-centric Hip-Hop fans y’all should fuck with Seka. Not a man, nor a woman, but a crazy hermaphrodite. Just like your favorite rapper.

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