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Hip-Hop’s Hardbody Haitians…

At first I was going to make today’s blog post about the Wall Street Journal article talking about first quarter CD sales being nil and tying that into all the e-mailed links that I received for Redman’s latest album ‘Red Gone Wild’, which I am buying four copies of just on the strength. One for the crib, one for the truck, one to hide at the crib when the first one gets stolen by one of my weedhead kleptomaniac friends, and one to give the crackhead on Eastern Parkway who always breaks my vent window and steals my fucking CD’s. Then I spoke with the people’s champ, Combat Jack, and he told me what the hottest story in New York City Hip-Hop was…

Tony Yayo slaps up Jimmy Henchman’s teenage son!

WTF is Tony Yayo on? Yayo?!? Granted Tony Yayo was already a loose nut, but even this shit seems retarded to me. The only provocation was reportedly the fact that shorty was wearing a t-shirt with the graphic Czar Entertainment which is Jimmy Henchman’s company. Most of y’all will remember this dude as one of The Game’s handlers and also for the fact that he beat down a radio deejay a couple of years ago. Jimmy Henchman has one of the most hardbody resumes of anyone on these streets and even Tony Yayo, as crazy as he is, and that niggas crazy, would be wise to watch his step. The common thread that I see with Tony Yayo and Jimmy is that they are both Haitian and as such I can only imagine that the violence is just beginning.

Of all the immigrant groups that come to America looking to find a better life the most hardbody, don’t give a fuck group are the Haitians. Yes, the Russians are definitely gangsta, but the Russians have shit like guns and an organized mafia underworld. The Russians come to America on airplanes. Haitians lack organization, as a matter of fact, they despise it. Why do you think they try to kill their president every four years? The same people that vote for him pick up a machete and then try to kill him. Plus, Haitians come to America anyway they can. Some float on car tires. Others use the trunks of coconut and mango trees. I once knew this Haitian cat who kidnapped a shark and forced it to swim here. These fools are the epitome of hardbody.

So now this summer is going to be about Jimmy Henchman’s camp and G-Unit trying to litter the streets with each other’s corpses. You should have figured that Jimmy Henchman would have a problem with Fifty Cent since Henchman used to run the streets with the O.G. 50 Cent from Brooklyn. Now that Henchman’s son is involved I think we have a situation that is more than music. It’s all still speculation now but what do you think should be an equitable resolution for all parties? Or has a line been crossed where it’s every man for himself right now? Do you think this situation will help Young Buck’s album next Tuesday? Enquring minds want to know…

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