What’s Love Got To Do With It?!?
Happy Valentine’s Day bitches.
First things first, I know that Diddy and Jay are cool, and I know that Jay and NaS are dating, plus I heard that NaS is married to Kelis, but she doesn’t really fucks with the Neptunes anymore because Nore said they were broke-wristed homos. Jay is hell’a cool with Steve Stoute although Diddy had to break off a champagne bottle on his head after a video that he did with NaS. Steve Stoute has an impenetrable domepiece and that champagne bottle was clearly outmatched. Remember when Lil’ Mo got hit in the head with a champagne bottle and everybody started calling her Lil’ Moet? She’s cool with Fabolous, but not so much with Ja Rule.
Ja Rule and Fabolous both have huge mansions in Bergen County New Jersey. Fifty Cent has a huge mansion in Connecticut. Fifty Cent and Ja Rule are on speaking terms now, but I doubt that we’ll ever get to see them kiss like Fifty Cent and The Game kissed when they made up before they broke up again. Speaking of mansions and man kisses… Lil’ Wayne had a big house in New Orleans which went underwater after Hurricane Katrina, but his father Baby promised to rebuild it with the residuals from Mannie Fresh, Juvenile and B.G’s albums. All of which claim to have never kissed Baby on the lips, but I’m not buying it. Lil’ Wayne is no longer dating Trina who may have returned to dating Missy Elliot since she has broken up with Tweet, but they were never a couple as per Magoo, who was cut off from Timbaland once he hooked up with Justin Timberlake who was fresh out of a relationship with Cameron Diaz.
Trick Daddy still loves the kids, but Detroit’s Trick Trick has no love for dude, nor does he love anyone from the south. This includes T.I. and Ludacris who have since made up and have love for each other, but no love for Lil’ Flip. Paul Wall is in love with a thick Black chick. Even Slim Thug went out and got him the bootleg version of BeYonce, whatshername? As a matter of fact, all of the Houston area rappers seem to have broken up from dating Lil’ Flip and are now courting Chamillionaire. This is too bad since I loved that ‘Game Over’ song. What’s really too bad were the lawyers that sued Lil’ Flip over that song loved it even more. Speaking of The Game being over…
Nobody was showing The Game any love when he was ceremoniously dropped from the Aftermath roster. There was no goodbye kiss from Fifty or Dre. Maybe that’s why ‘The Doctor’s Advocate’ sounds like a Valentine’s card in a CD format. The Game and Dre will get back together one day just like Eminem and Kim. Who by the way will be getting married again for the eighth time. Those two should have more kids to show for all the times they’ve been married. Diddy hasn’t been married once yet and look how many kids he has. Speaking of getting married, I hope that Jermaine Dupri and Janet Jackson finally get hitched. If I were J.D., I would tell Janet that if she wants to release another album then she needs to accept his proposal and let him be a step-father to the daughter that she keeps in her parents’ basement.
When it’s all said and done Valentine’s Day should be spent with the people you love, doing the things that you love the most. If that means hanging out here at XXLMAG dot com getting your comments posted then do you. No Deadlee to this entire post.