What’s Love Got To Do With It?!?

Happy Valentine’s Day bitches.

First things first, I know that Diddy and Jay are cool, and I know that Jay and NaS are dating, plus I heard that NaS is married to Kelis, but she doesn’t really fucks with the Neptunes anymore because Nore said they were broke-wristed homos. Jay is hell’a cool with Steve Stoute although Diddy had to break off a champagne bottle on his head after a video that he did with NaS. Steve Stoute has an impenetrable domepiece and that champagne bottle was clearly outmatched. Remember when Lil’ Mo got hit in the head with a champagne bottle and everybody started calling her Lil’ Moet? She’s cool with Fabolous, but not so much with Ja Rule.

Ja Rule and Fabolous both have huge mansions in Bergen County New Jersey. Fifty Cent has a huge mansion in Connecticut. Fifty Cent and Ja Rule are on speaking terms now, but I doubt that we’ll ever get to see them kiss like Fifty Cent and The Game kissed when they made up before they broke up again. Speaking of mansions and man kisses… Lil’ Wayne had a big house in New Orleans which went underwater after Hurricane Katrina, but his father Baby promised to rebuild it with the residuals from Mannie Fresh, Juvenile and B.G’s albums. All of which claim to have never kissed Baby on the lips, but I’m not buying it. Lil’ Wayne is no longer dating Trina who may have returned to dating Missy Elliot since she has broken up with Tweet, but they were never a couple as per Magoo, who was cut off from Timbaland once he hooked up with Justin Timberlake who was fresh out of a relationship with Cameron Diaz.

Trick Daddy still loves the kids, but Detroit’s Trick Trick has no love for dude, nor does he love anyone from the south. This includes T.I. and Ludacris who have since made up and have love for each other, but no love for Lil’ Flip. Paul Wall is in love with a thick Black chick. Even Slim Thug went out and got him the bootleg version of BeYonce, whatshername? As a matter of fact, all of the Houston area rappers seem to have broken up from dating Lil’ Flip and are now courting Chamillionaire. This is too bad since I loved that ‘Game Over’ song. What’s really too bad were the lawyers that sued Lil’ Flip over that song loved it even more. Speaking of The Game being over…

Nobody was showing The Game any love when he was ceremoniously dropped from the Aftermath roster. There was no goodbye kiss from Fifty or Dre. Maybe that’s why ‘The Doctor’s Advocate’ sounds like a Valentine’s card in a CD format. The Game and Dre will get back together one day just like Eminem and Kim. Who by the way will be getting married again for the eighth time. Those two should have more kids to show for all the times they’ve been married. Diddy hasn’t been married once yet and look how many kids he has. Speaking of getting married, I hope that Jermaine Dupri and Janet Jackson finally get hitched. If I were J.D., I would tell Janet that if she wants to release another album then she needs to accept his proposal and let him be a step-father to the daughter that she keeps in her parents’ basement.

When it’s all said and done Valentine’s Day should be spent with the people you love, doing the things that you love the most. If that means hanging out here at XXLMAG dot com getting your comments posted then do you. No Deadlee to this entire post.

  • http://whocareswhatpeoplethink thecollinb

    i’m guessing by the content of this post that they haven’t cut that check yet huh Billy?
    *waits for pif like on DallasPenn*

  • http://www.myspace.com/meanassmo Marvelous Mo

    “Ja Rule and Fabolous both have huge mansions in Bergen County New Jersey.”

    ja fool should be lucky he can pay his bills after 50 killed his career.

    valentines day is lame. sucka for love asses….

  • crack

    was this supposed to be funny

  • SONNY CHEEBA

    Billy Sunday hearts Bol!

    Awwwwwwwwwwwwwe….

  • john cochran

    And the piont is?

  • Belize

    Funny ass shyt.

    That NORE interview is classic

  • http://www.myspace.com/rawdubb Rainis

    This makes no sence

  • http://dsf

    finally something from you that’s worth reading.

  • E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA

    LOL

  • John Brown

    WHAT DA fuk iz this THIS MADE NO SENE U WASTED 5 MIN OF MY LIFE U FAGOT!!

    FIRE THIS NIGGA!!!!

  • Whoa

    this made no sense at all WHAT DA POINT

  • j

    hilarious

  • J.R.O.

    “No Deadlee to this entire post.”

    Yeah, well you sounded like half-a-fag, Sunday.

  • Pakman

    First we have that dumb ass who wants ud to listen to his myspace, and now we got fucken addson the comments? XXL has to do something about this

  • Hurricane Game

    So hows you and Bols relationship these dayz Sunday?

  • jacquez
  • http://www.myspace.com/16kingz da’realestwritin’

    FUNNY ASS SHIT BUT LEFT OUT A FEW KEY POINTS.

    1. NORE AIN’T SAY THEY WAS FAGGOTS TILL’HE COULD NO LONGER AFFORD THEM.

    2.SPEAKIN OF USIN, NORE SHOuld BE FINE THE REAGGATON MOVEMENT IS POPPIN SOMEWHERE, RIGHT?

    3.AS FOR POPPIN’, THE GAME AND 50 ARE NOT ONLY KISSIN’ AND MAKIN UP BUT THEY GON GET ON A TRACK TOGETHER..AWWWW THUG LUVIN AT IT’S BEST. (all homo!)

    5.is there no love for the “best rapper alive” besides from his daddy!

    6.speakin of daddies when the hell is King koopa of mario brothers gon’claim chamillionare!

    7.would you agree that the sweetest revenge is seein’ dumb ass paul wall have to hop on a track wit’ Brooke hogan (nullus!x infinitey)

    8. why is so hard for folks to wrestle with the fact lil’flip,luda and tip all come from the same pops and thier just squabbin because they wanna prove which seed is more special.

    9.ain’t it specail how dj clue’ll keep on tryin! (go getta!)

    10.Since Nas and Jay are dating so much we as the public should demand to know two things,first, when are they gon get married and secon if jay knocks nas up or vice versa will that be the rebirth of hip-hop!!

    haha!!…had to style right quick..out>>>

  • EReal

    LOL@ “Maybe that’s why ‘The Doctor’s Advocate’ sounds like a Valentine’s card in a CD format.”

    LMAO @ “let him be a step-father to the daughter that she keeps in her parents’ basement.”

    Those crazy Jacksons! lmfao.

    I give you an “A” for creativity sunday. Thouroughly entertaining…

    1 hunned.

  • Randomname

    Tight post, keep it up.

  • SukedowN

    ^^2.SPEAKIN OF USIN, NORE SHOuld BE FINE THE REAGGATON MOVEMENT IS POPPIN SOMEWHERE, RIGHT?

    Hilarious.

  • derfla the hus’la

    good read!!!!!!!

  • Misha

    Clever wordplay always a great five minuite distraction from a hectic work day.

    Also @ Da realest, you should have your own blog

  • mannyworld33

    LMAO! GOOD POST(ur best yet!)

    FUCK A VALENTINE!