Tuffest Jew evar

First of all, I’d just like to put this out there: If Paul Wall is the realest nigga in hip-hop because he’s married to a black woman, then what does that make Scott Storch? Lest we forget, Scott Storch has a black baby!

According to a long-lost news item here at XXL, the baby’s mother tried to sue Scott Storch for child support, but Storch was too busy off making it rain somewhere to show up in court that day. Hence he was named the child’s “legal, natural, and biological” father by default.

Which I didn’t even know was possible. I suppose if he wanted to, Scott Storch could have a blood test to prove the baby isn’t his, but if it turns out it is, he’s just going to have to pay money out the ass. My advice to Scott Storch: don’t ever go to court again. Ever.

At any rate, I’d say that automatically qualifies Scott Storch as one of the realest jigs evar, let alone in the history of hip-hop. What’s more real than dropping babies left and right and not taking care of them?

(I’ve also read that Dr. Dre has 13 kids, including Hood Surgeon, who could very well be older than I am, and some broad who turns tricks on MySpace. I’d bang her just to say that I banged one of Dr. Dre’s kids (no R. Kelly), but I don’t really have the means. Maybe I can talk Elliott into funding it as an adventure in Hunter S. Thompson-style “gonzo” journalism, not to mention gonzo pr0n.)

In case you haven’t heard, Scott Storch is beefing with Timbaland. Timbaland took some subliminal shots at him (“I’m a real producer, you’re just a piano man”) on this new song “Give It to Me,” from his forthcoming Timbaland Presents: Shock Value. Supposedly the album will include even more of such zingers.

Storch struck back yesterday with a dis record of his own called “Built Like Dat,” in which he actually raps along with a guy named NOX. It’s not very good, but it is kinda funny, especially the part about Tim havin a neck like a pack of franks. Damn.

If you haven’t heard it yet, you can stream it from the new Scratch site:

Scott Storch’s Timbaland Diss Song [Scratch]

I wonder though: what’s the real nature of this beef? Does it have to do with Tim jacking credits back when Storch was doing ghost production on that first Justin Timberlake album? Or Maybe Tim is disturbed by the rash of violence inspired by Fat Joe’s “Make It Rain,” especially since it’s occurring during black history month.

You don’t see Timbaland making it rain on these hoes during Rosh Hashanah, now do you?

At any rate, I’d say this definitely has the potential to be the hip-hop beef of the year, even more so than Cam vs. Fiddy. Neither one of these two can rap, which just makes it that much more hilarious. Even Scott Storch’s piff pocketer/black cosigner isn’t very good. Maybe Timbaland can bring Magoo back to go at him.

According to Sean “Interscope” Fennessey, Timbaland won because Scott Storch’s beat wasn’t very good, but I don’t know. The fact that he’s managed to build such an empire having produced so very little of any real value is actually kinda gully to me. And I think he brings up some good points as far as Tim not even being able to maintain his own vanity label.

  • thoreauly77

    best beef out = billy vs the world.

  • Rizzop

    Timbo will smack the shit out of that pencil necked geek, roid rage and all (no busta)

  • tim dawg

    storch hitem hard skipped right passed that subliminal and said some real shit

  • M

    anyone remember when Dr. Dre and Timbaland were beefing with Jermaine Dupri?..lol Producer beef, ya gotta love it!!!

  • http://www.myspace.com/bigsydproductions i say

    the two of them are just worsting their time really.nobody is interested in this junk.timbo is a real producer though compare to scott who is a beat maker on a larger scale.agree or disagree im entitled to my own opinion.

  • EReal

    Storch needs to fall back on this one. He learned alot if not most of what he knows from studying under Dre & Timbo. So IMO, he needs to show respect for those that helped him on the come up.
    Besides, Storch already lost. Shit, Timbo produced and EXECUTIVE produced two of the highest selling artists in 06′ and he’s everywhere right now. Storchy has only had that track with Chamill that was really really big (meaning platinum sales) and besides that he’s just been producin for Fat Hoe and Brooke Hogan. Dont get me wrong, Storch is one of the best producers in the game, no doubt. But Timbo is a legend and a giant in the game, you cant just go at this dude and you havent been really doin much when he’s on his A game right now.. wtf?! Besides, Polo Da Don is comin up to take Storch’s spot anyway. As far as the label diss about Timbo, LOL, like I said, Storch signed Brooke Hogan. Nuff Said.

    As far as the Hardbody goes, Timbo is bigger and One on One Storch gets knocked out. You cant count out Storch tho, cause he may have some crazy ass Isreali Ex-Military Bootstompers to protect the Golden Jew form harm…Then again, Polow Da Don could have a crazy gang of white bitches run up on Jewey and give him herpes or somethin.. I cant call it.

    Either way… WHO CARES? The beef is just getting more and more laughable and retarded. Scott Storch and Timbo on diss tracks?? The Fuck Outta Here with that bullshit, I’ll pass.

    1 hunned.

  • lukee lefty

    dont forget Scott calls Timbo a nigga at the end of the song

    yeaaaaaaa hiphop ;)

  • OnE3nD

    Lol yeah I remember when Dr.Dre and Jermaine were beefing and I think the winner was……DR.DRE.

  • Bobo D

    M Says:

    February 27th, 2007 at 2:06 pm
    anyone remember when Dr. Dre and Timbaland were beefing with Jermaine Dupri

    At least that was serious, even Eminem and Xzibit decided to shit on the midget…
    *Rembering “Say what you say”*
    Lol @ Dre “I’ll step on you and not even know it”

    I can see it now Timbaland lifting a grandpiano and smashing it on the ‘piano mans’ head.

  • frostyfreeze

    EREAL,

    Please tell me what “1 hunned” means. No disrespect or anything, I just need to know.

  • LONZO

    im still trippin about “makin it rain” with pacman “dont touch my money!” jones.

  • http://360.yahoo.com/deshawn772004 Federal Ranga

    Co-sign EReal…

    Timbo would straight up fuck Storch ass up (no anal rape)… BTW, it seems the roid rage is da newest fad (E-40, Busta, David “I started this shit” Banner, Timbo and now… Dr. Dre). Shit… even MJG’s tryna get his muscle on.

  • Pizo

    the next coming….
    http://www.myspace.com/pizomuzik
    get at me

  • http://www.myspace.com/pamento87 Dante

    >And I think he brings up some good points as far as Tim not even being able to maintain his own vanity label.

    Uhh…Scott Storch signed Paris Hilton and Brooke Hogan to his label and they both bricked.

  • EReal

    @ M

    LOL, Yeah I member that.. whoever wrote that verse for Dre ethered JD forreals…
    “Little Mini Me, with a buncha Mini you’s runnin around your backyard swimmin pools” “Over 80 Million records sold, and I didnt hafta do it with 10 or 11 year olds”
    LOL Classic.
    That and the verse where he ethers Ja on the Obie Trice cd.. both bad ass.

  • John Brown

    Producer beef is the best shit ever. I just wish that they could make a beat and have someone ghostwrite for them a song. Or better yet just make a beat and who ever got the best beat is the winner.

  • http://www.myspace.com/16kingz da’realestwritin’

    shit’s gay.whack by all means.

  • yaboy

    E real,

    1.cut that 1 hunned shit out. its gay as fuck.

    2. jacquez – eat shit and kill yourself

    signed,

    Everyone

  • THAT_BOY_NOAH

    BROOKE HOGANS ALBUM SOLD WOOD IN THE HOOD.

  • East STL

    Shit I remember when beef actually meant something I don’t like NAS but i can see what the fucc he’s talking about now
    East St.Louis stay up watch out for my nigga Raw Reese

  • http://hotmail Face

    This beef reminds me of that D-Wade and Charles Barkley commercial when Barkley says “you hot right now, but i’m a legend”. Storch has a few hits under his belt but Timbo is a game changer. He must be a preety cool white boy though to have fucked with Lil’Kim. He gets props for that.

  • http://hotmail Face

    Storch got a few hits, but Tim is a game changer. I will give Storch his props for fucking with Lil’Kim though. He must be one cool white boy to have had her.

  • jacquez
  • Boner Jams 03

    the only thing worse than rappers beefing is producers beefing

  • EReal

    yaboy Says:

    February 27th, 2007 at 3:48 pm
    E real,

    1.cut that 1 hunned shit out. its gay as fuck.

    2. jacquez – eat shit and kill yourself

    signed,

    Everyone
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    YaGheyBoy,
    Get off my dick and find something to contribute or you can go to a different site.
    Signed,
    The dude dickin down your mom.

    1 hunned.

  • Boner Jams 03

    Bol i just saw your clip on youtube,…u are gay….can u hold your fat ass head up u rottweiler lookin mufucka

  • john cochran

    These two guys going at eachother is nonsense. Both of them are successful guys, so what could either of them loose? Timbo is on Dre’s level if not better. Even his students (danja, Polow) are crushing Scott right now in my opinion. Hell, I havent even liked Dre’s stuff lately. But, there’s something about scott that makes just about everyone in the game want to work with him. He has the ability to do hood songs, which timbo rarely does, if ever. Think about it, Tim doesn’t have any hard bangers under his belt. Besides Jigga, he’s not that good with rap. If I’m wrong, somebody list some jionts. 1

  • thecollinb

    scott storch is the gulliest jew that’s ever jew’d a jew ever….this rabi gone wild samples nothing, charges 15k less than every other “super producer” and sends out a new beat cd to every major and shitty label each month, that nigga is on his grind like he’s trying to get Anne Frank out the attic and in a Bentley.
    Challah

  • Fernando

    Somebody needs to dedicate themselves to posting Bol’s interview link on here every day just to destroy his credibility.

    If Transient were still around he would have a field day with that Sh*t.

  • SONNY CHEEBA

    Bol looks/sounds like a bald version of Prince B. from PM Dawn!

    anyways, Scott’s verse was actually entertaining…

    But the beat was alil elementary…

    In the battle:

    Timbaland = Scott Storch

  • Q

    OK YOU HAVE TO LOVE THIS BECAUSE THE TRUTH WILL ALWATS SEE THE LIGHT. LISTEN TO WHAT SCOTT TRACK IS TALKING ABOUT IF YOU HAVE OTHER PEOPLE DOING YOUR STUFF AND YOU TAKE THE CREDIT FOR IT SO WHO IS REALLY THE PRODUCER AND YEAH ALL OF A SUDDEN TIMS HOT THATS BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE ARE DOING THE WOTK (DANJA).ALL OF TIMS PROJECTS WENT WOOD AND LOOK HOW WEEK TIMS WORLD PREMIER VIDEO WAS THEY TOOK CONCERT FOOTAGE AND EDITED IT. HOW WEAK IS THAT YOU CANT AFFORD A REAL VIDEO AFTER WHAT ALL THESE FANS SHOWED YOU LOVE. SO SCOTT DOES MAKE HOT SONGS THAT DONT SELL BUT HE DOES THEM AMD LEAN BACK FOR FAT JOE WAS A HUGE HIT THAT SCOTT DID. INSIDE STUFF THERES MORE COMING ON TIM I HAVE THE INSIDE SCOOP I PROMISE WITHIN THE NEXT MONTH OR SO THEY WILL BE CRITCALLY DAMAGING DIRT ON TIM (FAKE ASS DUDE)

  • NoMamesBuey

    ^what does being a fat non-charasmatic dude in an interview, have anything to do with blog writing skills

    commenting on dude’s appearance & “swagger” = extremely fa-go-ish. No Fernando aka Gee Dubbz Bush aka no John Amechi.

  • Tyler

    Scott is sick wit’ the skills way beyond Tim 2 the point Scott is like ‘dat Gangsta’Jew in the movie Lucky # Slevin if U don’t know about it then do your homework. I have been tryin’ 2 tell U jiggs 4 a minute about how wack Tim really is and how he has been rippin’ off people 4 years like he took all the credit 4 ‘dat Cry Me A River joint from Scott which is the only reason Justin fuck’d wit’ him again in the 1st place.
    (this is inside information cause I use 2 work wit’ dat fat fuck back then) “Hate it or Love it” Don’t even get me started on past records like Ginuwine, Aayaliah and Jodeci which are what put him in the game in the 1st place and he got away wit’ murder with those but yea’ the truth is coming 2 the light. Good work Bol this shit is going 2 be funny as hell.
    Get wit’ it or Get rolled over by it:
    http://www.myspace.com/marcusorealiusmusic
    http://www.myspace.com/marcmaysrockandrollthug

  • TS

    i just don’t get why if the dude’s such a crafty ghost-producer, how come he can’t make beats on the level of those he’s done with Dre and Timbaland.

    i mean some of his stuff’s dope (no “Run It”) but it just ain’t on the same level.

  • TS

    and is the beat a Nu Jerzey one or a Storch one? i mean i heard a “Nu Jerzey” adlib on Game’s “One Blood” when it came out, but he didn’t do that beat.

    speaking of Game, Nox sounds kinda like a shitty version of him.

  • john cochran

    The whole “ghost producer” thing is stupid to me. So what some on else contributed to a beat, Producers like Dre and Tim are responsible for the whole vision of the song. Like, back in the day noone was screaming about Quincy Jones having ghost producers. Sure, he probably employed dozens of musicians of musicians who contributed ideas to his work, but all in all it’s still his vision.

  • Mr.gadget

    man this shit is killing hip hop every motherfucker wants to be tough and gangsta. But they all gonna get exposed like the bitches they are.

    lmbao!!!

  • Bullshit Scott

    Sorry Scott but your so called “beef” with Timmy is non-existant. Rappers & singers love Timmy. Be careful who you beef with. You just might find yourself back to tickling the keys for a vegas act. Instead of trying to create beef prove that you are better if you think you are.

  • derfla the hus’la

    bullshit!!!!!!!

  • thatwhitedude

    props on the hunter s. thompson mention…dude was a genuis and a legend!

  • luda luda

    gay as fuck, i mean how wack can these niggaz really be!!! But i like timbaland…nigga is a better producer. Fuck paris hilton…the white bitch flopped!!!!! LOL!!!

  • stoneyisland

    I know white america are creaming their pants, niggas and jews fighting each other………

  • Hurricane Game

    Blogging Beef on xxl>Timbaland/Storch beef

  • R.I.P.BigBird

    dis probably the most boring beef in Hip Hop history……

    big up to the Freepost Movement

    FREEPOST TIL’ I DIE
    R.I.P. Big Bird
    I see you Cookie Monster, holdn’ down tha block out there in Sesame Street..
    Rep that sh!t homie…

    I heard Oscar tha Grouch got locked up cause he bodied Elmo..tell dude to hold his head.

    -1.

  • Jason Murk

    This shit was thoroughly garbage. I wish bitches like Scott Storch would just go the fuck away. I don’t want to hear his faggot ass voice or his fake ass beats. If they ever met up on the street, Timbaland would slap the shit out of dude. My 7 year old neice would slap the shit out of dude. Scott’s writin a check his ass can’t cash…

  • EReal

    stoneyisland Says:

    February 27th, 2007 at 11:59 pm
    I know white america are creaming their pants, niggas and jews fighting each other………
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Co-Sign… LMAO

  • mannyworld33

    TOILET BOL!

    THIS SHIT IS CORNY,B!

  • DJ Lucky Luke

    Anyone remember the JMoney and The Crew vs. Big Herbs beef? The police STILL can’t find Big Herbs.

  • EReal

    ^ Arent you a big herb? I guess they found one huh??

    Listen lil homie, dont bring your gay retarded SOHH beef over here, its not a good look for you.

    1 hunned.

  • nunya bizness

    Timberland is fake and wack! I’m glad Storch burnt him!

  • duecethompson

    Scott Storch has more legit singles than Timbaland.
    This was Timbalands best year and what the fuck did he bring…. Sexyback… yea this guy is a legend.

  • duecethompson

    PS we coming soon
    Hip Hop AInt dead

  • ecstazzy

    What kind of post is this Bol? Quit working 4 xxlmag, wtf is wrong with u? U used to post something nice ,not this dumb ass beefs & shit. Log off.

  • Glasses Malone

    Ereal shut da fuck up! Matta fact everbody shut da fuck up. This shit does not ever need to be speaked about again. Period! Cuz most of the muthafuckas talkin shit about Tim and Scott be sittin aT HOME WIT THEY HANDS IN THEY DRAWS BOBBIN THEY HEAD TO THE BEATS!

  • Notorious AGC

    fuck SCOTT STORCH AND YOUUUU …BOL LIKES GAY WHITE ROCK, AND SCOTT STORCH…..GODDAMN…AINT GOT NOTHIN TO SAY BUT WHITEWASHHHHH WHITEWASHH U SHOULD SEE UNDERCOVER BROTHER FOO!!!!!

  • big phil89

    u know.. this is really getting outta hand… just make the music faggots. cmon homie.. r u serious.. built like dat is wack as shyt i mean both playaz got way to much money to be trippin on this. i guess they got nothing else to do. but i gave it a shot cuz its hiphop.

  • Ny TiLL Da EnD

    Man beef hasnt been the same since jayz n nas after that it been all bullshit

  • http://www.yahoo.co.uk nt1

    Scott Storch is just an irritating little bee,nigga just wants da same attention he got 2 years ago,when he produced every hot track,aint no 1 givin him no attention no more,dats y he started dissing timbaland!timbaland should just ignore da dude & scott storch should go have a ba mitsvah

  • dtu

    Lest we forget, Scott Storch has a black baby!

    let’s not forget dumbass

  • TEZZY

    SCOTT STORCH HAD A LIL BIT MORE HITS WHAT ABOUT “JUST A LIL BIT” AND “CANDYSHOP” BUT HE STILL NOT FUCKIN WITH TIMBO BY ANYMEANS BUT SCOTTS VERSE WAS BETTER THAN HIS ARTIST VERSE. NOW THAT NIGGA SUCKKKKKKKKK

  • http://www.myspace.com/zeeprod Zee Productions

    STORCH is tha boss man, timbo is sick aswell but storch is 1% percent better,

    http://www.myspace.com/zeeprod

  • jr

    How are two of the best producers in the world gon have beef with each other???? Stick to yall shit bitches, make money, make music. THATS IT! done deal

  • Rodjilius

    they were right tho if timb gets magoo out then storch is done period

  • Spec’N'Beatz

    storch & timbo are the heavyweightz in the beat game BUT timbo getz the upper hand here “ima real producer, ya jst a piano man” LOLz..(remindz me of elton john) ROFL!!! the hottest beat from timbo is 3am wit jeezy =)

  • sebah

    this shit is so out of place… i can’t even believe all the fuss about this beef… both of them are wack… the only difference is that tim made some contribution to hip hop and r&b back in the 90′s when he had somewhat of an unique sound… now he’s producing all this commercial shit… it must really suck to end up with nelly furtado and a wannabe like justin timberlake after working with artists like ginuwine and aaliyah… as for scott storch, what the hell did he produce to become such a bigshot? lean back and that kind of shit? is that hip hop? what happened to the times when hip hop was represented by real artists and producers like pete rock, slum village, the roots, jay dee, common just to name a few… y’all need to go back to the times when hip hop was music and not this mess you can hear on the radio…

  • SOUTHERNBREED

    OK, THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT FOR AWHILE NOW.
    BLACK GIRLS WANT MONEY SO BAD THAT, THEY’LL GET PREGNANT BY A WHITE DUDE THAT ISN’T THE BEST LOOKING DUDE IN THE WORLD.
    WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THEM SAYING, “I WANT A TALL DARK AND HANDSOME BLACK MAN”
    NOW SMALL SKINNY PALE WHITE DUDES ARE GETTING MORE BLACK BUTT THEN THE BLACK DUDES.
    IF YOU DON’T WANT THE DRAMA WITH BLACK WOMEN, THEN STAY AWAY FROM THEM.
    WE GO THRU THIS ALL THE TIME.
    I GOTTA COUSIN THAT IS MARRIED TO A WHITE DUDE.
    HE ASKED ME, HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH A BLACK WOMANS EMOTIONS.
    I TOLD HIM, IT’S CONFUSING AND IF WE AIN’T GOT IT YET, THEN THEY AIN’T GONNA GET IT.
    MONEY IS THE WORSE DRUG.
    IT MAKES YOU DO THINGS YOU WOULD NEVER DO.
    NOW, JUST LOOK AT THIS BABY, GOT A SHORT WHITE JEW FOR A DAD AND A BLACK CHRISTIAN HOOD CHICK FOR A MOMMA.
    THIS BABY IS GONNA BE CONFUSED!
    BUT AS FAR AS SCOTT STORCH, WHY IS IT THAT WHEN A WHITE DUDE GET ONE BLACK GIRL, THEY THINK THEY ARE BLACK NOW!
    I LIKE STORCH’S MUSIC.
    HE’S A GENIUS, BUT SO IS TIMBALAND.
    THEY SHOULD JUST STICK TO MAKING HITS.
    THERE IS MONEY TO GO AROUND, MORE THEN ENOUGH.