Nice guys finish third

Note: I started pregaming for this way early and now I feel like shit. So my bad if this comes out even worse than usual. But of course I had to cover the White Rapper Show. Never mind the fact that it’s a federal holiday and I’ve already posted once on this site today. I’m dedicated like that.

Last week saw Persia get the boot, which was an emotional experience for both her and MC Serch. You got the idea that he liked her a lot more than any of the guys left, and that he’d much rather have sent Jus Rhyme’s wack ass home, if she would have just been able to finish her rhyme.

So this is going to be the week that Jus Rhyme goes home, right? I mean, even if John Brown or Shamrock stumble through their final verses, it would almost be kinda wrong to keep Jus Rhyme around any longer.

Plus, there’s some nice tension brewing between John Brown and Shamrock. As Shamrock put it, the two are like polar white rap opposites. John Brown is from the burbs, while Shamrock is from nothing (his parents were nihilists). It’ll be nice to see the two of them duke it out for the $100,000.

As announced last week, this week’s episode will involve traveling to the Graceland of white hip-hop – er, just the Graceland of hip-hop, I suppose – Detroit. While there, they’ll live together in a double wide. Jus Rhyme seems especially geeked about this.

(There’s some sort of “Behind the Music” commercial/segment on Persia. Obviously, there’s only so much (W)RS left, and they’re trying to stretch it out into two more full hours.)

In Detroit, they go to where the legendary hip-hop shop and meet some guy who didn’t strike me as particularly notable. He asks the three white rappers to freestyle for him, and Shamrock kinda punks out. Not that anyone else was particularly good. Just saying.

They also meet the Insane Clown Posse, and then it’s off to meet Kid Rock. Shamrock describes him as being low key, which might actually be an understatement. He tells the story of how he ended up opening up for the likes of BDP and Ice Cube at the ripe old age of 17.

Back at the trailer park, they meet some of the locals, which is pretty fascinating. There’s some old white lady, and then some shirtless black guy whom she refers to as 2Pac shows up out of nowhere with some fishing gear and a picture of a fish.

Later, on top of a parking garage, there’s a contrived Eminem trivia game, with emphasis on the term trivia. How knowing any of this could contribute to becoming a better MC is beyond me, but I guess it would be big if you were a white rapper, like the way Eskimos know a lot about snow.

John Brown wins and gets to spend an even in what’s described as “the finest hotel in Detroit,” which could mean some of anything. He gets to pick one person to share the room with (nullus?) and picks Shamrock. They have a nice candle light dinner over a bottle of Perrier.

Meanwhile, back a the double wide, Jus Rhyme comes up with some admittedly pretty damn funny battle rhymes for tomorrow’s mission, which will involve a battle scene not unlike in 8 Mile.

But first, MC Serch gives them a few pointers (they’re not allowed to dis black people) and has them come up with a few rhymes dissing him. Serch’s suggestion for a good battle rhyme: “I did your wife in front of your kid.”

The battle: The white rappers get fucking raped. Holy crap! This is just embarassing.

Serch and the three guys they battled deliberate. The black guys are down on Shamrock because he froze up, but you get the idea that Serch has got it in for Jus Rhyme. And, lo and behold, Jus Rhyme ends up getting the boot.

NEXT WEEK: The final competition! Fat Joe!

  • varep

    *while Shamrock is from nothing (his parents were nihilists)

    Hahahaha nice

  • Chad Biggz

    1st I guess

  • Spacey Sprokets

    John Brown is a menace he’s gonna win easily. bol ya fat lame ass talkin bout they was drinkin “perrier” bitch that was moet (not white star) but ya broke ass don’t know shit about that and son why did I see some youtube shit on you and ya neck was wild crooked get that shit fixed my nillz its a terrible look you bamma ass nigga

  • redman

    john brown and that wack ass ghetto revival shit is the best white boy out there, thats fucked up

  • http://www.grasscity.com who gives a shit

    fuck you and those crackers bol, eat a dick and die slow

  • http://myspace.com/speaklitemoveheavy Kill Your Face

    um…dumbass one post above me. They drank Mo right when they got in the room, when they ate dinner they had “Perrier” water at the table. So YOUR broke ass really dont know shit. Any half-way decent restaurant serves Perrier water. Fuck boy.

  • OnE3nD

    Stop hating on Bol…atleast everyone of his blogs are pretty damn funny but anyways Jus Rhyme should have been done woth home the second week and everybody knows John Brown is gonna win because…he just is and he trying to revive the ghetto lol Hallejua HollaBack

  • beast out the east

    this shit is what the fuck is killin hip hop. what the fuck yall dont see how they makin a mockery of hip hop with shit like this. next they going to have the handicap rapper show. then the midget rapper show. this shit is bogus as hell. BUT I STILL WATCH IT HAHAHAHAHHHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://xxlmag.com westbury soldier

    i wanted to kick persia in her fat ugly face. that bitch gets me mad just by looking at her. what an ugly piece of work and she thinks she is hot shit..some ghetto booty mama named tamika needs to show her what a far rockaway beatdown is because i dont think she has seen one. she acts hards around hurbs from the burbs like john brown, but i think that fat ugly hoe knows who to get nasty with and who not to get nasty with..VH1 needs to get her on that celebrity weight loss show asap!!!yo fuck you persia if you can read this you dumb ignorant fat wannabee horse!! hallejua hollaback yo!!!fuck serch also..that fat cupcake mothafucka is an embarassement to white rappers and wiggers of all kinds…get a life u fat fuck..vanilla ice would fuck that fat boy up..ice ice baby!!

  • http://blog.myspace/thisismywritersblock.com Neodeity

    you really should have just taken the federal holiday off and let this shit marinate before u decided to come on here and write a recap of the show instead of a commentary. This is a disgusting attempt of a blog. To everybody else come to my page to see what you came here to find: blog.myspace/thisismywritersblock.com. Leave your comments or whatever you feel on the page. For real, I love doing this shit and I’m on my grizzind!

  • http://blog.myspace/thisismywritersblock.com Neodeity

    sorry thats blog.myspace.com/thisismywritersblock. Check me out tho!

  • Ay

    I JUST REALIZED! John Brown sounds like camron in slow motion he raps like youre pressin pause/play if he wins 100g’s he’ll prolly smoke half and flop i still donno what the fuck ghetto revival is besides a clothing line ayo i love the hate hahahahahahahhaha shut that shit up

  • pito

    I mess wit the show cause its a funny concept. Mike brown shows he can make a song (even if its cliche an nothing he ever went thru ever in his life) an shamrock shows he is the best rapper ( even thou persia an bushwick made that song) either way none of them gon sell an will end up like the dude hosting it mc serch ( not knowing its time 2 stop it an b a grandfather)

  • Nick

    How knowing any of this could contribute to becoming a better MC is beyond me, but I guess it would be big if you were a white rapper, like the way Eskimos know a lot about snow.

    Does that mean Eskimo rappers know a lot about Snow?

  • P

    Im from Detroit….and let me tell you, that shit they were stayin at was not Detroit…even Kid rock sad it..they were in Clarkston, Michigan…The only time they went to Detroit is at St. Andrews and Hip Hop Shop and when they played that dumbass game with…all the miles of Detroit…fyi..I’ve never heard of a 1,2 or 3 mile in Detroit probly cus there they don’t exist there..and Serch is a fuckin fake…Kid Rock and ICP are not hip hop legends, thy’re barely hip hop..But I’m glad Jus Rhymes finally gone

  • jacquez
  • derfla the hus’la

    fuck you and your post fat fuck piece of shit.

  • NSW

    This episode would have been more entertaining if they were really in the D instead of fuckin Clarkson or whatever the fuck its called. They wanted a real lesson serch would have had they ass living in the Brightmo hood but whatever, Detroit all day!!!!

  • john brown

    king of the burbs ghetto revival i love the hate hallaleuja holla back

  • john brown

    ill shit all over detroit im from the burbs what you know about them keg partys, white bitches, beamers and HD tvs now thats whats really hood

  • triplesixninja

    ICP Wicket Clowns in the hauggh!!!
    Fuck that dude P

  • triplesixninja

    killa clowns kicked out the circus use to get live let the midget lady work this
    i was a freakshow they called me the pogo i could make my ball sac bob like a yoyo
    give it up give it up southwest looney tune ”
    Shaggs 2dope THE RIDDLEBOX

  • Dip-boi

    $hamrock all day

  • loosenut

    Yeah Bol I saw that Youtube shit too…Do your lower extremities work you looked a little retarded son…Neck was hell crooked and you really looked disabled…

  • crimerate

    ICP ain’t shit for rappers, but goddamnit if their fans aren’t the most loyal pack of inbred retards in the game.

  • EReal

    LOL @ Derfla, Damn homie.
    ______________________________

    John Brown is only left on the show because he’s the guy everyone loves to hate. Not that the show has even a shred of integrity, but if they let that fuckin douche win, damn. Seriously, dude is a joke. Maybe thats what it is tho, who knows.

    I personally picked Shamrock to win from the first episode, so Im stickin with my pick. Shamrock takes the 100Gs and takes his family on an outrageous thrift store shoppin spree and buys an 86 caprice. lol.
    ________________________________
    @ P as far as white ‘hiphop’ besides Eminem, Kid Rock is one of the only other commercialy successful, lasting white ‘hiphop’ artists, even tho he was rap/rock crossover. Kid Rock also did alot of touring and was thick in the detroit hiphop scene. He’s a strange hybrid of redneck/hiphop, but he did alot with alot of respectable artists and did alot to gain his respect so, cant hate ya know?

    ICP? Uhm, yeah… I can hate them.

    1 hunned.

  • John Brown

    HALLELUJAH…HOLLA BACK

  • blergmatic

    Yo, is it just me or did the dudes that the white rappers were battling just as damn wack?

  • P

    @EREAL

    aight I’ll fucks wit Kid Rock..still won’t call him a hip hop LEGEND…but he cool….ICP still..I’m not cuttin them any slack…but I’m glad you weren’t like that e-thug..triplesixninja..sayin “fuck P”..I’m mad I can’t say a opinion on here..without people sitting at a computer acting tough…calm down homie, It wasn’t that big a deal

  • HUH?

    Jus Rhyme comes up with some admittedly pretty damn funny battle rhymes for tomorrow’s mission

    I read a lot of ur blogs and this statement alone proves you know absolutly nothing bout hip-hop. Just another parasite so i guess Jus followed rule 16 and hugged ya lame ass

  • SCT

    How is Detroit a white rapper mecca…ever watch the local gig “7 mile to Belle Ille” that is detroit hiphop or there is that other rappers like Guilty Simpson and Black Milk…VH1 should have donated money to the Detroit school system.

  • the 1

    http://www.myspace.com/dutchthegreat john brown got this fool on his bumpers!

  • EReal

    ^ LOL @ HUH

    I forgot about Rule 16, LMFAO.

    What a fuckin herb Jus is. Call em Jus-Homo. hahahahaha.

    1 hunned.

  • triplesixninja

    P Says:

    February 20th, 2007 at 6:11 pm
    @EREAL

    aight I’ll fucks wit Kid Rock..still won’t call him a hip hop LEGEND…but he cool….ICP still..I’m not cuttin them any slack…but I’m glad you weren’t like that e-thug..triplesixninja..sayin “fuck P”..I’m mad I can’t say a opinion on here..without people sitting at a computer acting tough…calm down homie, It wasn’t that big a deal

    u calm down homie
    fag
    im an e-thug

  • HoodStar

    John Brown got this he could freestyle n all that shit Shamrock suck balls at rappin his irish ass needs to stop.King of da burbz got this white rapper shit locked he even on XXL

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