Lil’ Wayne = The Biggest Snitch In The Rap Game
After Gillie Da’ Kid was arrested a couple of weeks ago I started to get suspicious of your favorite rapper Lil’ Wayne. I thought that some shit was askew in how the Feds had been tapping Gillie’s jack and running surveillance on his crib for a while already. It seems like as soon as Gillie shitted on Wayne is when the Feds turned their microscope back on Gillie. Lil’ Wayne had probable cause to snitch too since Gillie outed him as the mysterious gay rapper. Look back at that picture of Wayne kissing birdbrain and you can see Wayne’s eyes are closed. That is the ultimate sign that someone is in love when they kiss with their eyes closed. That’s on some “Calgon take me away” shit.
O.K. So maybe Lil’ Wayne didn’t snitch on Gillie, but I bet you a dime to a dollar that Wayne is the reason that Drama got pinched. The Aphilliates were too close with that Tip dude from Atlanta. Tip even taught Drama how to wear his baseball hat on the side of his head. Since DJ Drama is a mulatto he doesn’t know how to dress Black. Just like Barack Obama doesn’t. So while Lil’ Wayne and Tip were competing for the title of King of the Crappy South Crappers, DJ Drama was giving his hometown buddy too much promotional help. That’s why Wayne called in the Feds and the RIAA to shut down Drama’s daily operation.
You may not believe me about Lil’ Wayne, but when you read the New York Times magazine this week you will see more evidence. Lil’ Wayne is quoted as saying that Drama, “Will have to play the game fair now.” Most of you cats are familiar with the DJ Drama produced mixtape featuring Lil’ Wayne titled ‘Dedication 2’. Did you know that ‘Dedication 2’ has outsold the official label release of ‘Like Father, Like Son’ by two times? Lil’ Wayne is salty because he feels like Drama is getting more cake from his rhymes than he is and I think he might be right. Keep in mind the money that Universal’s promotions department spent on paying DJ Drama to produce that Lil’ Wayne’s ‘Dedication 2’ disk has to be recouped by Wayne. In a real way the artist has to absorb the cost of the mixtape deejay the same way they had to pay for the A & R staff.
Your favorite blogger’s favorite rapper Pimp C isn’t a fan of the mixtape market either. Rappers are feeling a kind of way because mixtape deejays are getting paid for their rhymes and they aren’t breaking off the rappers with any change. That’s why Pimp C doesn’t do mixtapes, and that’s why Lil’ Wayne had to snitch on Drama (and Gillie). With the release of ‘The Carter III’ later this year Lil’ Wayne will be the last man standing and the best rapper alive. It’s a hard grind to get to the pinnacle of rap music and if you have to drop a few dimes and kiss a few men on the lips in order to get there I suppose it’s all good in the ‘hood.
As your favorite blogger would say, “Nullus to this entire post.”