Beyond bitches and hoes

I never did get a chance to check out that PBS documentary on hip-hop, but last night I did catch the last 15 minutes or so of that Hip-Hop: Art or Poison? special on CNN.

As retarded as it sounds, there was some pretty good discussion. Panelists included the likes of Michael Eric Dyson, some tiny white guy who’s apparently an expert on race, teh ghey activist Keith Boykin, and one of those black women who would love to remind you that she is, in fact, a lawyer.

The topic of the final segment, perhaps appropriately, was homophobia in hip-hop. The little white guy and Teh Boykin made the usual point having to do with black men being emasculated to the point where they have to show out, but Michael Eric Dyson started right in with the hip-hop is homoerotic claptrap.

For example, Dyson cited the fact that many rappers talk about how they’d rather kick it with their homies than be home with a broad as proof that hip-hop has a homoerotic undercurrent. I’m not sure if I’m buying that though.

If these jigs started rapping about how they’d rather fuck a guy than a girl, then that would be one thing. But I’m at a loss for why a guy would want to hang around with a girl for any reason other than to do the nasty. I mean, what are they going to talk about?

As I mentioned in a post here last year, very few women even like hip-hop. And of those very few, many of them are into it more so because this is where the money is than anything else. That’s why they live to talk shit about it.

On the other hand, Dyson brought up some good points. The whole rappers with their shirts off and their pants down around their asses always struck me as rather teh ghey. Nullus. In fact, it’s based on prison culture that’s highly teh ghey.

The likes of 50 Cent and LL Cool J, who were apparently mentioned in the PBS documetary as being idols in the teh ghey community, may intend for this to appeal primarily to the women, but they have to know mad teh ghey dudes are stroking it to their videos. Nullus.

And the surest sign to date that ostensibly straight hip-hop is actually teh ghey as a mofo is the fact that Lil’ Wayne kisses Baby on the mouth and refers to him as his father. I mean, spending a lot of time with your boys is one thing, but kissing another man on the mouth is just gay.

Gay gay gay. Nullus.

Conclusion: Despite what these educated activist jigs would have you think, hip-hop isn’t teh ghey, nor is the vast majority of people who listen to it. However, the likes of 50 Cent, LL Cool J, and especially Lil’ Wayne are pretty damn suspect.

  • EReal

    FUCK A FIRST (no weezey)

  • My Effin’ Opinion

    Nullus

  • EReal

    LOL @ “And the surest sign to date that ostensibly straight hip-hop is actually teh ghey as a mofo is the fact that Lil’ Wayne kisses Baby on the mouth and refers to him as his father. I mean, spending a lot of time with your boys is one thing, but kissing another man on the mouth is just gay.

    Gay gay gay. Nullus.”

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    LMAOOOOOO!!!

    Anyway, I thought the surest sign was Deadlee and Jabba Teh Bhol’s Homorevolution Tour. Nullus.

    No doubt theres probably fags that like hiphop. Im sure theres a few DL rappers, too(No Names, Snitcheezey). But to say that hiphop is overly ghey is the dumbest shit Ive ever heard. How come just because the biggest offense to someone in hiphop is to call em a fagg in one way or another, and we hafta constantly reassure our masculinity by saying “No Homo” or some variation of said phrase after anything we ever say that is remotely ghey, it means that theres some weird shit goin on?
    LOL!!

    1 hunned.

  • che

    >they have to know mad teh ghey dudes are stroking it to their videos.

    why would a thought like that even cross you’re mind bol? that is fuckin gay. i mean, they ‘have’ to know? really? like you might ‘have’ to know that some psychotic half blind guy might be jackin off to your picture on you’re blog, because it’s on the internet right? it’s what people ‘must’ do. what else is the internet used for? (rhetorical question, so shut the fuck up)

  • thoreauly77

    WOAH. these are perhaps things you shouldnt admit to thinking about so extensively.

  • Boner Jams 03

    I don’t kow Lil Wayne but all i know is that he’s gay! Gay !Gay! Gay! and he smells bad too….

    (c) Dave Chapelle in “Blue Streak”

  • tim dawg

    i think wayne might be gay or bisexual

  • kambani

    bol u damn fuck

  • Germ

    G-G-G-G-G-GAY UUUUUNIT!!

    LOL. How ironic that LL was rumored to be hitching onto the G-Unit wagon.

  • E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA

    However, the likes of 50 Cent, LL Cool J, and especially Lil’ Wayne are pretty damn suspect.
    ^^^^^^
    They are fags

    Hip Hop isn’t gay there are just a lot of fags that are trying to steal the culture.(NO Cam’ron and 50 Cent Beefing)

  • Randomname

    the fact that you don’t know who michael eric dyson is is sad dude.

  • paul

    what r u talking about

  • robby

    hey paul what r u dion

  • B.N.W.

    I’m tired of jigs with money getting the benefit of the doubt when your average person doesn’t. I.e; if you saw your homey kiss your other homey you’d have gay jokes 4-ever. But weezy gets a pass because he can rap? Sounds like some of u got some uh gay tendencies in your closet.

  • EReal

    @ CHE

    Jabba Teh Bhol says they “HAVE TO KNOW”, because Jabba knows he’s the one jerkin it to 50′s Candyshop vid using bean dip in his mom’s basement while auto-eroticly asphixiating himself and crying.

  • Rizzop

    So does that mean Tupac was gay too. Only reason niggas do that shit is because the women love that shit. 10 million negros aint buying all them albums. This whole gay thing is out of hand too. if you are gay stay in your lane, if you are straight, do the same. This shit was around b4 hip hop but get connected to it? More crazy shit!! He should have just said all gays are minorites!

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    In the PBS program ‘Beyond Beats’ the director goes at Busta Rhymes with the gays in Hip-Hop question and Busta runs from him like he was at a crime scene.

    Jay-Z and NaS were the last hetero men in Hip-Hop and now even they are dating.

  • afdf ijipg

    There’s something real gay about being on stage with a bunch of your home boys, with your shirts off, screaming into a microphone about how you’d die for your homie and bitches aint shit.

  • thecollinb

    pretty nullus topic bol, you shoulda called Jay a homo to get niggas yappin
    question
    you and Sunday both have used claptrap in your blogs today which would lead me to believe that maybe you two spent a night together in the old basement dining on cold cut sandwhiches and iced Natti Ice, massarging eachothers shoulders with Kroger baby oil and typing blogs while sitting on eachothers laps, not saying your teh ghey, but still, kinda of homoironic no
    nullus

  • DANJA29

    Wow… Human Bol Box, good blog today. Let’s get your blogging back to summer ’06 status, and not fall ’06-winter ’07.

    and yeah, a good deal of hip-hop is very gay in a non-homosexual manner.

  • derfla the hus’la

    these homo’s jus want a back door to enter hiphop well hiphop doe’s not like homo’s thats it…….

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    THECOLLINB just became my favorite commenter for his creation of the word homoironic (no Baby Effs Weezy)

  • derfla the hus’la

    Billy X. Sunday Says:

    February 22nd, 2007 at 2:12 pm
    In the PBS program ‘Beyond Beats’ the director goes at Busta Rhymes with the gays in Hip-Hop question and Busta runs from him like he was at a crime scene.

    Jay-Z and NaS were the last hetero men in Hip-Hop and now even they are dating.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^
    dude I think you’re trying too hard to get those 102 comments, this wont work.

  • DEFILIIAH THA HUSTLA

    cam’ron & weezy are for gay/bi sexual

  • thatdukeSuave

    lol @ Che and the half-blind guy jerkin it to Bol’s pic.
    lol @ THECOLLINB and Sunday & Bol’s slumber party.

    Weezy ain’t suspect, he LOOVEES the cock (no gay and silent bob the knob). But damn Bol, how many more times can you say gay in one blog. Thats just gay. Know how I know you’re gay? Cause every other word that your gay fingers type is gay. Gay gay gay. Okay folks, enough with the gay jokes, especially from the gay broke joke, eh, Bol?

  • four fifteen

    have you ever met a girl, bol?

  • Bolofshit

    Everyone meet Bol – Setting back Hip-Hop journalism 20 years. And why is the biggest homo thug online (Bol) an authority to write about homosexuality as if he is doing it from an outside perspective?

  • Combat Jack

    Busta did come off mad suspect. Shakespeare put it best “Thou dost protest too much”. Nullus.

  • B.N.W.

    Gays are everywhere, most of your fresh out of prison males are VERY HOMO. Rap aint no different.

  • thecollinb

    BILLY X. SUNDAY
    I aim to please bro (Yes John Hinckley Jr Regan Assassination attempt)

  • R.I.P.BigBird

    It cant be healthy to have other mens’ diks (no wayne) on your mind this much. itz really news to anybody that 50 is mad suspect..or Wayne bein full-blown homo??

    I hate to be around when gunit comes out with gay porn next year (‘Hot Rod’ ft.Lyod “the cum tank” Banks)

    suicide rate from gunit fanatics in the suburbs is goin go up 5000%

    No Ho….aahh fuk it

  • g’d up

    Dat is sum stupid shit we aint fukin gay people who hate hip hop is just fukin hataz dats it and that is all there is to it fuk yall hatas and wtf with this weezy hatin shit he did dat shyt because he is in a fukin gang i dont think niggas get dat shit and during all star weekend charles barkley kissed sum old man and no body said shit about dat stop being rapper racist

  • http://www.myspace.com/16kingz da’realestwritin’

    5/5

    REASON’S WHY RAP JUST MAY OR MAY NOT BE A GAY THING

    1.THEY QUICK TO BITCH UP. RAPPERS GO OFF THE SECOND THEY FEEL SOME IS TALKIN’ BOUT THEM (DATS GIRL SHIT),ON STAGE YOU’LL SEE 30 T0 50 HALF NAKED SHIRT OFF PANT’S SAGGIN’ SWEATY MEN HUGGIN’ AND DANCIN TO THE SAME MUSIC.

    2.THEY ALWAYS MENTION WHAT THEY’LL MAN OR HOMEY WILL OR CAN DO (?) SOUNDS SUSPECT.

    3.RAPPERS ARE QUICK TO SAY WHICH MEN THEY’LL DIE OR KILL OVER BUT NEVA’ THEY WOMEN.(!) VERY SUSPECT.PLUS THAT NIGGA JUS’ GON FUCK YO’GIRL WHEN YOU GONE! (DAMN YOU MENACE II SOCIETY!)

    4.I DON’T KNOW ABOUT Y’ALL BUT i’M NOT BUYIN NO NIGGA A CAR, A BOTTLE OF LIQUIR OR ANY GIFT FOR THAT MATTER, THATS SHIT YOU DO TO MAKE YA’ GIRL MOIST NOT YA’ HOMEY!

    5.THE ALL TIME FAVORITE QOUTE “I GOT MAD LUV FOR THAT NIGGA!”, FUCK DAT! YOU RESPECT A MAN, YOU ACKNOWLEDGE HIS TALENT, HELL YOU PAY HOMEAGE IF HE THAT ILL BUT ALL THAT “I LUV” SHIT..NAW HOMEY I DON’T KNOW ABOUT DAT’!

    1.ALL THE TRULY GAY NIGGAS ARE IN THE NBA (SHOWER TOGETHER,SLAP ASS,AND JU’PLAIN ADMIT IT)

    2.RAPPERS HATE OTHER NIGGA’S,THE THOUGHT OF SOMEONE DOIN BETTA THANYOU DRIVES NIGGA’S CRAZY AND YOU KNOW HOW WE HANDLE THAT..OUT THE COMPETITION!

    3.”YOU WOULDN’T GET FAR..”, WE LOVE FUCKIN’ THESE SKEEZA’S! AWW SKEET, SKEET GODDAMN!

    4.SERIOUSLY DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY RAP BABYMAMA’S THERE ARE? PLUS THEM GREEDY HOES WOULDA’ BEEN AIRED A NIGGA OUT! (FUCK YOU NAS BM!)

    5.? PICK A FUCKIN’ REASON DAWG, ME i LOVE’S ME SOME PUSSY! POONTANG!THE GREAT WALLS!, COOKIES,GOODIES,TWAT,KITTY,LAVIA LAND,OH I’M SUCH A HETERO!

  • down southhhh

    maybe them other dudes is gay but wayne i wouldnt ever kiss a dude but he let you know that was black mob mafia shit and the other hot boyz used to do it too…so are they all gay???? wayne aint gay or we let you now cuz he would have never done that fuck yall

  • jacquez
  • realspitta

    lil wayne isnt gay he had trina and they were going to marry. But she cheated on him. Game is gay, and 5O is.

  • realspitta

    bol u talk so much about whos gay i think your gay. you focus on that topic so much. And your not getting pussy. And your fat. So i think your gay.

  • SukedowN

    You really should’ve instituted a Special State of No Homo Juelz Santana on this one.

  • http://dahshyt.blogspot.com dahshyt.blogspot.com

    I smoke..do u?

  • My Effin’ Opinion

    Last weekend during the All-Star game I saw Charles Barkeley kiss referee Dick Bavetta on the lips … is he gay too???

  • Moe Real

    Bol thinks he’ll stir up some shit if he tries to fuck Lil Wayne (yes homo). But his pokemon (or whatever) Billy Sunday already tried that. It doesn’t work. Um. Bollin’!

  • BIRDSFLYSOUTH

    gay rappers:

    baby (sexual predator)

    weezy – check his history

    50 cent – he loves to talk about game being a male stripper

  • ill will

    they haven’t documented underground hip hop. if they did then shit be differnt. People today dont go searching for underground hip hop some due. still its the play on radio and mtv that becomes the teen’s generation.

  • TS

    Weezy’s voice is pretty teh ghey. like he’s got something stuck in his throat.

  • TS

    and can i just say i cracked up at that “what’re they gonna talk about” bit

  • NickeNitro

    Funny how all the media would have you believe is that hip-hop is all about misogyny, violence, and homophobia, and the guys on this site who exemplify that the most are the ones who listen to college rock…

  • NickeNitro

    DRE CONFIRMS DETOX IN 2007!! SOMEONE AT THIS SITE SHOULD GET OFF THEIR FAT ASS AND WRITE ABOUT IT!!

  • eauhellzgnaw

    “they haven’t documented underground hip hop. if they did then shit be differnt. People today dont go searching for underground hip hop some due. still its the play on radio and mtv that becomes the teen’s generation.”

    ^^^^^^

    Word,

    Jedi Mind Tricks, Nonphixion, Cormega, Immortal Technique, Celph Titled, the dozens of Wu-affiliates, Casual, J Zone, Vakill, Tame One, Planet Asia, Camp Lo, Royce, Chino XL, Typical Cats, and Ras, wouldn’t think of disrespecting women or gay people.

  • Hurricane Game

    “we hafta constantly reassure our masculinity by saying “No Homo” or some variation of said phrase after anything we ever say that is remotely ghey”

    But EReal, No Homo’s just funny. I even use it to my Mom.

  • che

    >But EReal, No Homo’s just funny. I even use it to my Mom.

    so gangsta.

  • mannyworld33

    TOILET BOL!

    GOOD POST! IT’S SUM FUNNY ASS REPLIES ON HERE.

    LOL @ GAY GAY GAY (CHAPPELLE)

    I GOT LL BEIN’ ALL THE WAY GAY(NO LIP GLOSS)

  • Mz.Ty

    What amazes me is that you could make the comment that very few women like hip hop and the ones that do only pay attention to it because of the money factor, now that’s about the stupidest remark i’ve heard concerning women and hiphop in a long time..there are just as many women who LOVE hiphop as there are men who do, and im not just talking about the LL cool j’s and other rappers who cater to women, women recognize good music just like men do, and for the comment that men only hang around women to do the nasty evidently that’s all YOU’RE good for, cause you obviously don’t have anything else going for yourself that would cause a woman to waste her time on you.

  • EReal

    Hurricane Game Says:

    February 23rd, 2007 at 2:56 am
    “we hafta constantly reassure our masculinity by saying “No Homo” or some variation of said phrase after anything we ever say that is remotely ghey”

    But EReal, No Homo’s just funny. I even use it to my Mom
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    LOL @ “Damn mom, that dude is an asshole. Fuck that nicca, No Homo.”
    LMAOOOO

  • EReal

    I think 50 and Game are gay lovers because they cant stay off each others dicks. 50′s always got that funny dude style smile n shit and talkin about Game bein a stripper, and Game was a stripper, cant decide whether he hates 50 or loves him and dude TATOOED A BUTTERFLY ON HIS FACE.
    50 & Game 4-ever.

    LMFAO.
    GGGGHEY UNIT and TAKE IT THRU THE BACK WALL STREET = Lovers & Friends.

    LOL

    1 hunned.

  • EReal

    ^ Nullus that whole comment.

    LOL

  • Will

    I JUST READ IT IN THE XXL PAGE 92 THAT BOY WAYNE SAID “THATS HOW WE GET DOWN” WHEN DUDE ASKED HIM BOUT THE KISSING BABY THING.

    ITS OFFICIAL. THAT BOY LIKES MEN!

  • Toine Terrell

    Tony Yayo is the only gay rapper alive. Why else would he come straight out of prison and make his first single a song called So Seductive.

  • Hurricane Game

    O Come on EReal you love it. No Homo has to be the greatest sayin ever made

  • Hurricane Game

    O Come on EReal you love it
    ^^^
    No Homo

  • Chick In Love With Hip-Hop

    you my friend (author) are completely retarded…chicks only dig hip-hop cuz of the money??? and boys dont know what to do with girls cept of “the nasty”?? I think you really are the faggot since you aint got no clue bout girls homie…god bless you tho

  • http://ww.xxlmag.com Chi-Town Representor

    lil wayne a str8 up homo 100 percent.and yet,all these people b sayin dat we hatin on him or give him a pass just cuz they say his shit hot.when realli,lil wayne is tha most suspected rapper in tha industry.he a gay suspect,he possibly a snitch(he possibly outed DJ Drama n dats how he n cDon Cannon got arrested),he a fake/phony ass thug,he has all these suspected things on his list,and yet,everybody still gives him a past n ride his dick 2 tha gfullest.ima just say dis,lil wayne is gay.it dnt matta if he wuz wit Trina,he been kissin on baby since b4 he wuz datin trina.so,i dnt giv a fuk wat y’all say,but lil wayne a snitch ass,fake ass,homothug who think he tha shit,but is realli a str8 up pussy who makes songs bout his leather bein so soft n all dat gay shit

  • Glock

    Confirmed gay people:

    Lil wayne: kisses men

    50 Cent: rubs baby oil on himself (no weezy)

    Bol: Sounds like a 16 year old female… Is as soft as soaked corn flakes, and always has gay topics on his mind.

  • http://theprophecyyahoo.com THE PROPHECY

    Good. Be afraid of hiphop, thats what its supposed to do. Trying TO CALL RAP GAY, WHEN EVERY ROCK STAR OUT THERE IS WEARING FUCKIN EYELINER!

    You people have got to be the stupidest mofos on earth. Republicans and uppermiddle class whites can’t stand all these young brothas making money. Run to your gated community Bill Oreily and hide your lice infested females..

  • Wordsmith

    The point is not whether Hip Hop artists are gay or not, or even who the audience is but rather that the Hip Hop community and many black folks are homophobic. Hip Hop rap culture reflects that shit. I did see the documentary, and when asked by the director about homophobia in Hip Hop Busta had nothing to say. Busta’s silence about homophobia in Hip Hop matched the Clipse silence about the objectification of women in Hip Hop (when asked about it in the documentary). Until Hip Hop heads start speaking up about of homophobia and misogyny in Hip Hop, this culture is going nowhere. I love Hip Hop but I can’t defend that bigotry. Black folk, get off that sexist and homophobic bullshit and get your damn minds right!

  • Cuban Link

    ^Co-sign

  • http://www.myspace.com/relaventimages Ceece

    Hip-Hop is entertainment!! That’s all people, don’t get it twisted! Blacks always take things so damn personal!! Give me a break people hate it or love but don’t take it so damn serious!

    -Ceece

  • Hurricane Game

    ^^^^
    co-sign the co-sign