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Prodigy’s solo music on Koch > Mobb Deep’s music on G-Unit
My reality show > Rappers pretending they have reality shows
Hallelujah Holla Back > Stylin’ On You
MC Serch > Carson Daly and that nigga Simon from A.I.
Rick Rubin > Any other whitey in the history of hip-hop
Rappers ex-ladies writing books > Rappers ex-ladies goin’ on TV shows
R&B singers always sleeping with rappers > Female rappers turning gay or crazy
Videotapes of rappers arguing > Videotapes of rappers fornicating
Bol unmasked > Ghostface unmasked
Kingdom Come (A cappella) > Kingdom Come
Joe Budden writing a blog for xxlmag.com > Joe Budden doing an album for Def Jam
Ricki Lake re-runs > Pretty Rickey
R Kelly droppin’ another album > R Kelly’s perverted-ass getting locked up like Akon
“Throw Some D’s (Remix)” > “Make it Rain (Remix)” (It’s close though)
Spending dough on bootleg CDs on Canal St > Downloading “free mixtapes”
Bury James Brown > Free DJ Drama
Potential G-Unit vs. Dip Set Beef > Tru Life and Jigga vs. Dip Set Beef
Rappers fading off into the sunset > Nas single-handedly ruining our Milk Carton column
Copping CD’s of old rappers in their prime > Pretending said rappers sound better today
Staying home and digitizing Lakim Shabazz and Cash Money and Marvelous LPs > Goin’ to work on a cold-ass Tuesday

Next Time: I know I said it was all about the Benjamin but I can’t get over the fact that Bol ain’t a cracker. I might have to cut his salary.

  • http://xxlmag.com Bol

    First?

  • http://Ifux.blogspot.com I Fux

    IFux> nofux

    Bol WHat Up, big Homie(no pun intended)

  • jacquez
  • http://urlwww.young-e.de.tl Playa=50=

    wtf is that??? hmmm

  • Phuque

    Hallelujah Holla Back > Stylin’ On You

    ^^Naw bruh.

  • Boner Jams 03

    any other alias in rap history>gucci mane

  • MoreFish

    Ricki Lake re-runs > Pretty Rickey

    Indeed…might I add a few:

    Rick Ross’ Toilet Seat> Pretty Rickey

    Slick Ricks’ Attorney Fees> Pretty Rickey

    Rick James STD’s> Pretty Ricky

    That is all.

  • thatwhitedude

    you’re way off on the stylin on you one and your lame reality show for real…just check the numbers, “your” show’s ratings suck ass!

  • K.O.T.S

    Hallelujah holla back > stylin on you…

    close but i prefer

    STYLIN ON YOU SO HALLELUJAH HOLLA BACK

  • K.O.T.S

    sickamore’s worst post > bol’s best post

  • Hannah Smith

    Ego-Trip magazine > XXL

    Benzino-era The Source’s open biases > Current-era XXL’s non-payola pretence

    Reading writers’ writing in magazines > Straining at all blogs ever

  • yung ceasa

    Bol Says:

    February 6th, 2007 at 5:31 pm
    First?

    haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa got himm

  • http://www.myspace.com/belizeanbway Belize

    >I can’t get over the fact that Bol ain’t a cracker.

    ^who said he’s not?

  • that guy

    XXLMAG.COM >Your life

  • that guy

    XXLMAG.com> Your Life

  • MESSIAH

    @ boner jams(VERY HOMO)

    gucci manes cd > your favorite rappers cd

  • Boner Jams 03

    messiah…u cant be serious…u gotta be 14 years old

  • lukee lefty

    yeah i thought some of the beatz on KC didnt hit all that well, that being said i still think its gonna end up being a slept on classic like Reasonable Doubt or at the least Vol.1……prolly more Vol.1 though real to real

  • ceezy4sheezy

    I know I said it was all about the Benjamin but I can’t get over the fact that Bol ain’t a cracker. I might have to cut his salary.

    I thought he was a cracker too

    craig mack’s face>bol’s face

  • DJ Lucky Luke

    Bol’s bust > Bol’s waist

  • OG Frank

    G-Unit>Dipset/G-Unot/Terror Squad/Haters/
    Lloyd Bank$>Jim Jones
    R.Kelly stops makin’ music>R.Kelly droppin’ another album
    Kingdom Come>Killa Season & P.O.M.E.
    Noz Posts>Bol’s punk bitch-ass posts

  • EReal

    Tara-Squad > Pancake Face.
    Noz > Any XXL blogger.
    XXLmag > Rolling Stone.
    Bol > 300 pounds.
    Your Girl > Your Mom.

    Oh you mad cause I’m stylin on you?
    Well, Hallelujah Holla Back then.

    1 hunned

  • mannyworld33

    TOILET BOL SHOULD BE FIRED OFF OF LOOKS ALONE!

    BOL= FAKE RUBEN= JABBA’ THA’ GUT!

    WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO?
    I’M SORRY!
    HE’S FAT! HAHAHAHAHA!

  • fdafda

    Your reality show sucks ass dog. Nothing is worse then your reality show.