Sealing the deal

As tonight’s episode begins, the white rappers are sitting around discussing last week’s episode, in which Dasit was sent packing. What was with that, anyway? Obviously there was something going on other than him being a wack rapper. After all, look at the rest of these d-bags.

Last week, it seemed like all the guys were drooling over Misfit, but this week, it looks like they’re all over it (I know I’m not), except for Sullee. Only thing is, Misfit tells Sullee she only goes for black guys with a little thug in them. It especially helps if you look like Juelz Santana.

The next day, Serch takes the gang to the park where they meet Kurtis Blow and some other aging hi-hop jigs. One of them is kinda dressed like the cop from the Village People. They go to a park and do some break dancing. One of the white guys and the little meth chick were that bad.

Later, they go to some sort of church in a public housing complex. I notice Misfit is so not dressed to be going to church. I also notice Misfit is so my new favorite which chick evar. Hopefully, she reads this and decides to do the nasty with me. After all, I am pretty thugged out.

At the project-church, they play a hip-hop trivia game. Grandmaster Caz from the Cold Crush Bros. plays the Dick Clark or whatever. Amazingly, none of these d-bags (other than of course Misfit) can name the group that did “Shook Ones Pt. 2.” That’s just wrong.

John Brown, 100 Proof (the biker looking guy), and Persia make it to the finals. John Brown is quick on the buzzer, but he doesn’t know any of the groups or songs by their real name. 100 Proof is a bit slower, but more knowledgable and ultimately ends up winning the final round.

For winning the contest, 100 Proof is presented with a ghetto pass. He’s immune from elimination this week. Afterwards, G-Child worries she might be the next one sent home and goes on a rather staged-looking tirade against non-Juggalo rappers like Fiddy and Dipset.

Elimination time: Serch has everyone give him their right shoe and stand in a line. He randomly pulls shoes out of the bag to pick teams. Grandmaster Caz arrives and kicks some freestyle rhymes with Serch. The elimination round involves the teams rhyming as a group.

So they go off to separate rooms, and from the editing it looks like they’re setting up either G-Child or Misfit to be eliminated. Ruh roh. Which I took to mean that G-Child is going home, since sending Misfit home this early on would obviously be a ratings disaster.

The team with G-Child ends up winning (Caz said they sounded good as a group), which means that either Persia, Misfit, Sullee or $hamrock is going home. Persia! Persia! Persia! Later that evening, Sullee and Misfit get drunk and do a little spooning. Damn.

(During the final commercial break, there’s a commercial for the University of Phoenix with a New Pornographers song. I hope they were paid exceedingly well.)

The final elimination round involves writing a self-deprecating verse. Sullee’s verse was hot! Persia starts alright, then can’t finish. Misfit’s verse isn’t even self-deprecating. John Brown’s verse isn’t as amusing as Sullee’s but it’s still pretty decent.

It looks like it’s actually going to come down to a choice between Persia and Misfit, which is going to be a bad look for the series either the way: the best-looking girl vs. the most obnoxious girl. It’s too bad G-Child’s team won the other contest.

And, damnit, Misfit is sent home. As Gerard would say, fuuuuuck. It’s going to be hard bringing myself to watch the rest of these episodes knowing those fake boobs aren’t going to be on display. Jay-Z, if you’re reading this, sign her to Def Jam already.

NEXT WEEK: John Brown is forced to explain Ghetto Revival to Lord Jamar from Brand Nubian.

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    1st

  • Danja29

    Foist!

    and uhhhh… Bol, try to understand: when someone is challenged to write a rhyme on a topic, and they don’t write shit, they LOSE the challenge. This is why Dasit was sent home.

    This show cracks me the fukk up.

    That’s all.

  • http://dman8784myspace.com dubldealing

    i dont watch this shit but i figured id still wrie something cuz im bored and bol’s a fagott ass mother fucker..so there you have it..mass affiliated

  • Founder

    Kwindawo yesibini = 2nd

  • HuRrIcAnE BiThcEs

    i love this show, but not as much as i love misfit. mainly because i talk to her on myspace =]

  • http://www.unkut.com Robbie

    “Amazingly, none of these d-bags (other than of course Misfit) can name the group that did “Shook Ones Pt. 2.” That’s just wrong.”

    Nice. Hopefully Jesse James and Icey Blu appear next week.

  • HuRrIcAnE BiThcEs

    what the fuck!! misfit was sent home! fuck that shit! John Brown all the way! Eminem needs to sign misfit, she was proofs lady before he died

  • mr. fly as a pelican

    I dig the show it is comic relief. King of the Burbs is a dumb fuck but I for some reason hope he wins haha. Ghetto revival y’all.

  • Hurricane Game

    Ahh fuck this show. Step your game up Bol and write more on Lupe and Jay. You get more responses from people when you do.

  • thatdukeSuave

    “Hopefully, she reads this and decides to do the nasty with me. After all, I am pretty thugged out.”

    (pause)

    Yeah…

  • jacquez
  • mannyworld33

    TOILET BOL!
    THIS SHOW SUCKS BALLS!(NO BOL)

  • Were Read 2 Def

    U r really gettin lame, Bol.

  • http://www.myspace.com/soulasystem fred

    is it me or does mc serch look like curly on the three stooges! the show is funny but all these dried up hip hop dudes need to stay off the show no one cares about Curtis Blow or some of these other dried up cats that show their face and speak on
    things like they were really factors
    they werent factors even when they were in their hayday Curtis BLow was though but they rest of these dried up cats need to roll out

  • Irv

    Misfit was some good eye candy but you could tell she was going home she just wasn’t any good.

  • The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    i wouldnt watch this show if i was paid to…Bol has an interest because it relates to hip hop and its white…which basically describes Bol in a nut shell…oorrreeeooooooo…double filled…

  • http://87northmusic.com The Biz

    looks like Proof beat you to it Bol:

    http://www.myspace.com/misfitdior

    ouch!

  • http://www.jamieradford.com/blog jamie radford
  • E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA

    Why hasn’t anyone pointed out the fact that John Brown looks like DJ DRAMA or that $hamrock looks like a anorexic Paul Wall.

    Misfit=not that impressive

  • THE ONE

    Bol has an interest because it relates to hip hop and its white…which basically describes Bol in a nut shell…oorrreeeooooooo…double filled…
    ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
    ^^^HAHAHHA!!! I watched the first episode and after that dude kept sayin “Im King of the Burbs”, and “Ghetto Revival”. I was like WTF does that mean? There’s no “Ghetto” In the “Burbs”!!! WTF? Man.

  • Bang

    lol at grandmaster caz not being a factor. who influenced rakim? who wrote rapper’s delight? I might be wrong, but tell me why that nigga caz hasn’t always been builidng and reppin Hip Hop. ya fucking fans

  • let the game begin

    bol get serious. I hope you’re not gonna be reviewing this crappy show every week.there’s a lot more interesting staff going on out there next time wright about how koch is playing camron and the your so called king of N.Y jim jones them fools be bitching about koch taking their money now that shit is funny

  • EReal

    And in other news…
    IT WAS MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY YESTERDAY!!!!!
    You sellout OREO Bol.. I knew you would do this shit. You actually have an opportunity to write somethin enlightening, or even remotely interesting and debatable, and you fuckin choose to write about the white rapper show. You are a sorry excuse for a human being Bol.. this one day a year we honor a man who did so much for all of us. Not just blacks, or minorities, but whites too.. civil rights in general. A man who changed and quite possibly saved our country from being a police state. A man who made it possible for your oreo jigg ass to even be in front of a computer, none the less have your own BLOG. Martin Luther King, Jr. did amazing things that effect every single american, every single day, and you’d rather write about a scripted as fuck stereo type show that helps build those barriers that Dr. King worked to break down, back up. I.E. Flavor of Love, I love NY, TWRS, ect. You are a truly sad and shallow human being, but not at all surprising.
    As I was watching the end of the show (which is the only part I watch), I thought to myself (among other things).. “I bet that oreo BOL is gonna write about this piece of shit show instead of writing about the importance of observing Dr. King’s legacy” and I was right, sadly.
    Bol, your shit is entertaining, funny even sometimes, even your ignorance and arrogance are sometimes entertaining and funny.. But, This shit is just sad. You should be ashamed and try to step your blog game up homie. You Lost One..
    *Shaking Head again in Disgust*

    1 Hunned.

  • RawTune

    nice post Bol this show is not as bad as people think

    no misfit though……………

  • SONNY CHEEBA

    i know Misfit, she’ll fuck any minority (spics and chinks included) to get on…

    my man hit it, and he just promotes parties…

    but John Brown is my favorite!

    the shit that comes out of his mouth, u can’t script!

    Malibu’s Most Wanted on reality TV

  • Nel

    Get Jay’s dick out ur mouth

  • BLAQ

    I SEE JOHN BROWN GETTING PUNCHED IN THE MOUTH REAL SOON…HE TALKS TO MUCH SH&t. LETS SEE IF LORD JAMAR GETS THE HONORS.

    MISFIT WAS DECENT.

    SULLEE IS DEFINTELY IN THE FINALS.

    I THINK HIP HOP NEEDS TO STOP HATING ON WHITE RAPPERS. THERES A LOT OF TALENT OUT THERE….(and no i’m not white myself)

  • siz

    “Jay-Z, if you’re reading this, sign her to Def Jam already.”

    are you a country nigga or what?

    is that you manute bol?

    jay-z is doin backstrokes in your fuckin head! you startin to sound like game tryin’ to rap through dr. dre’s asshole. go the fuck back to…never mind nigga.

  • BR

    haha I wanna see this show… is it online anywhere?

  • http://www.myspace.com K.O.

    yo that track on persia’s page “dumb B____!!! is wack… how you gonna have a dude get on there and diss misfit..it’s chick vs chick unless he’s a fag…

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    He must be ,I could see him from here!,pull up his skirt AND drive a toilet plunger up his and see how much he likes it!!!!! Let me serve em!

  • http://misfit.uk.com MISFIT

    lol lol yea i read it, that shit is funny!!

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