How I know you’re teh ghey

You know who’s a huge, disgusting bitch? Motherfucking Persia. I kinda wish she would’ve been sent home last week instead of G-Child just so we wouldn’t have to watch her saunter around the house half-naked, as if I was the male half of a typical redneck relationship.

After last week’s black stereotypes game show, I think a few of the white rappers are getting self conscious about they’re lack of knowledge and sensitivity wrt black issues. This week, it looks like they might be focusing that anger into hating on Jus Rhyme, the PhD candidate in ethnic studies.

Not that this is saying a whole lot, but 100 Proof is probably the shittiest of the white rappers left at this point, so look for him to end up in the elimination round as well.

So they split up into groups for this week’s competition: they’re given CDs with Just Blaze beats on them to write a “club banger” to. Problems arise when Jus Rhyme doesn’t like the idea of rhyming about smoking or drinking, though he does believe that partying leads to social justice.

The other group, which has redneck loverman Sullee in it, manages to crank something out in under an hour. The group with Jus Rhyme in it also has Persia and John Brown in it. They’re so going to end up in the elimination round.

In addition to writing rhymes to a Just Blaze beat (shit, I can do that), they also go into the studio with the once-great producer to record their club bangers. Persia and John Brown, as it turns out, work well together. Jus Rhyme and the rest of the group? Not so much.

Still, I’d say their record is coming out better than the other group’s. Just Blaze gets on Sullee for having to read his rhymes off the page. Meanwhile, 100 Proof’s verse is just… wrong. $hamrock’s chorus is pretty awful as well.

Afterwards, MC Serch shows up to the White House with some trays of food (hip-hop food?) and La Coka Nostra, a group made up of members of legendary white rap group House of Pain and Ill Bill. I notice Everlast looks really old, and Ill Bill is a pretty big guy.

Later, Serch takes them to a strip club for the next phase of the competition. According to Serch, 90% percent of rap songs that are big hits become big hits in strip clubs. Oh, really? Anyway, Kool Keith is there to act as this week’s celebrity judge. Sweet!

They play each team’s song for the strippers, both of which kinda looked like trannies to me, while Kool Keith and Serch sat back and “observed.” The verdict? The team with 100 Proof, $hamrock and Sullee loses.

The winning team gets complimentary lap dances from the tranny-looking broads, one of which has an amazing ass. Jus Rhyme, out of respect for his girlfriend, not to mention the fact that he’s teh ghey, declines.

Elimination time: the losing team is told to pull something from a mayo jar and ball it up in their hands. Then they’re told to put it on their heads. It turns out they’re thongs, with song topics on them.

They go in the Vanilla Ice room for what seems like 10 seconds to write songs about ballers, broads and booze. $hamrock’s verse is aiight as far as these things go. Sullee stumbles quite a bit, though his verse is pretty complex. 100 Proof’s verse is decent, if overly simplistic as usual.

Again, Serch dogs Sullee pretty hard, but then he sends 100 Proof home. The guy was definitely a wack rapper, but he seems like a pretty nice guy. Whatever.

NEXT WEEK: Mark Ecko kinda looks like half the people I went to high school with. Weird.

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  • yeah


  • pakman


  • jamie radford


    You’re quick on the draw this week homie!

  • jamie radford


    You’re quick on the draw this week homie!

  • Lil Mayo

    More proof hip hop is dead

  • yeah


  • EnglandRepresent


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  • locash

    Did Just Blaze’s Darth Vader piece set him back too much or something?

    Granted he must have gotten 5k for those throwaways.

  • extra penis

    WHERE can i d/l this?

  • Tony

    A lapdance from a tranny?

    Hell NO!

    She has balls man!

  • derfla the hus’la

    body ya self bol,

  • Hurricane Game

    LOL @ Headline.
    But Article sucks.
    This proves Byron puts more thought into his titles of his articles than the actual article itself.

  • mannyworld33



  • Tru-life

    Bol you ever heard any o f HAYSTAKs stuff hes like a country eminem

  • EReal

    Nobody gives a fuck.

    1 hunned.

  • Tyler

    yo Bol, U had better be careful what U say bro before that before the continent of Persia wants 2 shove a dirty dildo all up in ya’. U seem 2 have a way with the realityshow hoes no flatfacechinabitch. I like this show though. It’s cool even if most the rappers are not hot. Peep heat and yea’ he is a whiteboy:

  • Boner Jams 03

    “The guy was definitely a wack rapper, but he seems like a pretty nice guy. Whatever.”

    gayest shit i ever read

  • tseliot

    Bol said:

    “The winning team gets complimentary lap dances from the tranny-looking broads, one of which has an amazing ass.”

    WAIT!! Did you just say that someone who MAY have been a tranny has “an amazing ass?!?” (nullus). And doesn’t the headline say something about how you know someone is teh ghey? Hmmm, there’s something suspect here . . .

  • X-Mas Kid

    u must be smoken ass hairs if u think haystak RAPs anything like eminem…

  • X-Mas Kid

    oh yeah and bol is corney like poopoo

  • thoreauly77

    snoozefest ’07.

  • EReal

    Bol loves tranny ass.
    (No Camron in Drag)

  • http://dsf fa

    The more I read your blog, the less I actually want to see this show. Do something entertaining like getting ethered by a chick in an argument (no sickamore).


    Every rapper on this show is wack

  • My Effin’ Opinion

    Bol is like a pro bono auto mechanic …..

    … he’ll work on a tranny all day for free ….

  • http://XXL Frisko’s Finest

    I already know who’s gonna win homeboy… King of tha Burbs, Halleluia Holla Back!!!

  • http://XXL Frisko’s Finest

    John Brown is so commercial that dude would definately go Platinum!!!!

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  • http://XXL Frisko’s Finest

    John Brown would definately go Platinum Right NOW if he had a record deal, Halleluia Holla Back!!!!

  • EReal

    My Effin’ Opinion Says:

    January 30th, 2007 at 1:00 pm
    Bol is like a pro bono auto mechanic …..

    … he’ll work on a tranny all day for free ….
    Kinda a stretch, but I’m LMFAO anyway.

  • Fernando


    NOBODY CARES…..I repeat……

    N O B O D Y C A R E S!!!!!!!!!!

  • My Effin’ Opinion

    EREAL … it DEFINITELY was a stretch
    (with an element of cheese to it).. lol … but I had to do it ..

  • Avenger

    Stop writing about these bullshit reality shows. Mc Jerks formally MC serch is getting his flava flav on because he needs money and folks on here dissing the south. all this blatant whoring for paper needs to cease. Have some self respect bitches the kids are watching


    Damnit Bol be a man, n stand up for urself…..tell YN that u aint doin these dam white cracka show reviews ne more. Shit nigga!

  • $$EAZY_MONEY$$

    persia is the truth. her groups song was hot. even did some singing on the hook. king of the burbs has best lyrics. going to come down to those two.

  • garbage

    Man alot of these white rappers can rap better than most of the rappers out now…Thats the TRUTH!!!

  • DARK

    bol bol bol you really aint got no life you sorry ass nigga you wannabe white nigga you wannabe hard ass nigga nobody give a fuck bout dis wack ass show.p.s. who the fuck is mc search?never even heared of this so called rap icon pissssslease fuck this wigger.and room since bols ignorant ass is goin to do another blog bout dis lame ass show jus dont leave any comments in the next one and he’ll probaly quit talkin bout dis lame ass crackety ass crack cracker show.p.s. bol eat a dick.

  • Cuban Link

    I notice Everlast looks really old, and Ill Bill is a pretty big guy.

    ^^^Damn, he looks like a fucking Viking or something lmao

  • Denny Henriquez

    SHOW SUCKS! I can’t believe a brother with better Talent can’t get a chance to get exposure like these crackers in this show. I hate it. Check out this brother trying to do his thing…

  • Souther Bred

    couldnt believe how ols everlast looked either! damn i guess we all get old.

    anyway all the assholes talkin about how the show sucks have u ever watched it? its funny as hell. its entertainment. I love them Ego Trip cats. I loved the mag, loved the books, and now lovin their show.

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