22′s The New 30

Birthday Blog Gift

 

I’m getting old. December 23rd will mark my 22nd year on earth. While I can’t buy the nightspot nor do I an immaculate credit score, I feel like it’s time I do a little growing up myself. 21 is the last year you’re
really allowed to do a bunch of irresponsible foolishness and blame it all on age. Therefore, 22′s the new 30.

So as any critic likes to do around this time, the ’84 Baby’s year end list…or better know as:

THE FIRST ANNUAL 80′S BABY AWARDS ©

Top 10 Verses

1) Lil’ Wayne on “Hollywood Divorce”

If you can body Andre 3000, you deserve the verse of the year

2) T.I. on “I’m Talkin To You” 3rd Verse
3) Andre 3000 on “Walk It Out Remix”
4) Killer Mike on “That’s Life”
5) Pusha T on “Chevy Ridin High Remix”
6) Lupe on “Daydreamin” 2nd Verse
7) Jay-Z on “Trouble” 3rd Verse
8) Lil’ Wayne – “Cannon Remix”
9) Joe Budden on “Broken Wings”
10) Prodigy on “Pearly Gates”

Honorable Mentions: Pusha T on “Momma I’m So Sorry”, Pusha T on “Keys Open Doors“, Ludacris “Grew Up A Screw Up” 3rd verse, Nas on “Why You Hate The Game”, Jay-Z on “Beach Chair” & “Corporate Takeover”

Best (I use that term loosely) Albums:

1) T.I. – King

What You Know is the best song of the best album, period.

2) Clipse – Hell Hath No Fury
3) Nas – Hip Hop Is Dead
4) DJ Drama & Lil Wayne – Dedication 2
5) Game – Doctor’s Advocate

Best Mixtapes

1) Dedication 2

This is not even a debate

2) Can’t Ban The Snowman
3) Return Of The Yardfather
4) Living Legends Chapter 1
5) Lil Weeziana

Top 10 Singles:

1) T.I. – What You Know
2) Jim Jones – We Fly High
3) Game – One Blood
4) Rick Ross – Hustlin
5) Chamillionaire – Ridin Dirty
6) Rich Boy – Throw Some D’s
7) Lil Wayne & Birdman – Stuntin Like My Daddy
8) DJ Khaled f/ Kanye, Common & Conz – Grammy Family
9) Busta Rhymes – Touch It Remix
10) Busta Rhymes – New York Sh*t

Honorable Mention: Saigon “Pain In My Life”

Best Mixtape Cuts

1) 50 Cent – Ghetto Superstar
2) Lil Wayne – Show Me What You Got Freestyle
3) Young Jeezy – Ya Dig
4) Jadakiss f/ Swizz – It Can Get Ugly
5) DJ Drama – Cannon Remix
6) Young Jeezy – I’m Back
7) Lil’ Wayne – Georgia Bush
8) Papoose – 50 Shots
9) Fabolous – Wet Wipes Freestyle
10) Saigon – Dreams

Honorable Mentions: Papoose “Black Republicans Freestyle”,

Best Album Cuts

1) Nas f/ Jay-Z – Black Republicans (L.E.S.)
2) Outkast f/ Lil Wayne & Snoop Dogg – Hollywood Divorce (Andre
3) Game f/ Nas – “Why You Hate The Game” (Just Blaze)
4) Snoop Dogg f/ Dr Dre – Imagine (Dr Dre)
5) Clipse – Ridin Around Shinin (Neptunes)

Honorable Mention: Ghostface “Whip You With A Strap” (J Dilla)

Top 5 Punchlines
1) “Oh you mad ’cause I’m stylin on you”
2) “I’m so independent I might by Koch”
3) “I leave you missing like the fuckin’ O’Bannon’s
4) “They say I aint lyrical….I wasn’t trying to impress y’all niggas!”
5) “Like my girl Foxy a nigga went def/deaf”

YouTube of the Year: E N-J vs. Niks

80′s Baby of the Year: T.I.P

This would’ve been an easy victory for Weezy if it wasn’t for that ’79 controversy.

Runner Up: Lupe

70′s Baby Of The Year: Weezy F Baby (pause)

Runner up: Nas

60′s Baby Of The Year: Jay-Z

The old head raped Budweiser and gave 30+’ers a reason to think they’re still cool. God bless him

Runner Up: Diddy 

If you were curious, I skip Who Killed It (great idea, lame execution), Not Going Back (add this to the “Hey Nas” and ”

American Way

” list), Play On Playa (ZzZzZz), Blunt Ashes (Larry Troutman killed Roger Troutman and then killed….) and Hope (we know you can rap). I also skip Hip Hop Is Dead.

Just Blaze should do 50% of both Fab’s and Budden’s next albums. Their best work is with Justin Smith.

$100 on a 100 to 1 bet that Greatest Story Ever Told is album of the year in 2007. Hit me on myspace and we can put the money in an escrow until it drops.

If that Jay/Nas/Jeezy/Luda/Ross/Fab tour does go down, call it the “Hip Hop Is Dead Tour”. Milk that genius marketing strategy until it’s played out. CTC IDJ.

Black Republicans video…now!

 

Special thanks to everyone who wished me Happy Birthday on myspace. Going to get drunk. See ya next week.

 

  • http://www.myspace.com/nique315 MissB.Haven

    Genious Sic….I’m now ready for 2007

  • http://www.myspace.com/thabestlicker Maggie H.

    Arent you missing 2 Kanye Songs?????

  • Shaw

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY SICK!!!!!!!!!!!! WOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • GIRL :)

    i read EACH&EVERY thing u posted on this blog, & i must say, u speak the truth!!! i dont think that there was one thing that i disagreed with that you said, ur my role-model =D

    OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG and that tour with jay/nas/all of them, SHOULD REALLLLLLLLLLYYY go down dammit!! it will be sold out the first minute i swear to G0D son!!!

  • Young Money

    1st

  • chirs

    first!!!!

  • chirs

    first

  • NewNY

    Who killed it is the best song on the album……

    And Jay didnt rape budweiser, he snatched its chain

  • S.Y. Young

    yeah i agree that who killed it song is lame as hell.. rapping like the dude from dick tracy and stuff.. “nah see!!!” i can picture nas in the both making that face.. its hilarious.. prob his worst idea ever.

  • norcalidude

    first you bitch bay area run shit

  • E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA

    Congrats dog my birthday is the 17th(80′s babies stand up)

    Your sleeping on Malice’s verses though.

    And just to give everyone a heads up the kid F A B O L O U S is gonna have the album of 07

  • RJ

    I agree. Bay Area is the shit, and almost every single word a Bay rapper spits is fuckin’ dope.

    Sick, you a funny ass blogger coz of the whole 80′s baby stuff, but damn, it sounds like you’re kinda obsessed with Weezy (dope as he is).

    And Dedication 2 is more of a mixtape than an album.

    That’s coming from a 90′s baby so yep.

  • let the game begin

    giving to much credit to niggas who havent archieved much in the hiphop game Lil wayne? please this guy is making mad monnie but he’ll never make any sence.

  • RJ

    Oh, and happy birthday yo

  • not so wise guy

    em sick when jay was 21 he was pushing that lexus at 22 he had doubled he’s digits and fuck your list it’s bullshit. happy birthday dog

  • http://myspace.com/belizeanbway Belize

    Nigga. Waz good wit dat intership? U probably scurred of smart hood nuccas huh…its cool thou.
    “Probably mad cuz im stylin on u”

    PS. Happy fukin Bday

  • weezybaby

    GREAT POST!!!!

    LIL WEEZY DESERVED IT!!
    MY NIGGA SICKAMORE

  • weezybaby

    happy belated birthday too!!!

    mine was the 14th

    19 is the new 22!!!!

  • Hurricane Game

    The Games Verse on the Tell Me When To Go Remix was mean. And Project Pats Verse on the Bumpin My Music Remix & DMX on the touch it remix.

  • TRAV DAV(COLUMBUS KIDS)

    black rep. video now!!!!!ya damn right!!!!in a perfect world!!thats the one

  • Cuban Link

    Top 10 Verses

    1) Lil’ Wayne on “Hollywood Divorce>No
    3) Andre 3000 on Walk It Out Remix>No
    4) Killer Mike on Thats Life
    5) Pusha T on “Chevy Ridin High Remix
    8) Lil’ Wayne – Cannon Remix
    10) Prodigy on “Pearly Gates

    ^dont deserve shit

    1) T.I. – King

    What You Know is the best song of the best album, period.

    2) Clipse – Hell Hath No Fury
    3) Nas – Hip Hop Is Dead
    4) DJ Drama & Lil Wayne – Dedication 2
    5) Game – Doctor’s Advocate

    Dedication sucked, HHID was better than Clipse, tied with T.I.s

    all non-underground/papoose mixtapes sucked this year

  • Cuban Link

    Top 10 Singles:

    2) Jim Jones – We Fly High
    4) Rick Ross – Hustlin
    5) Chamillionaire – Ridin Dirty
    6) Rich Boy – Throw Some Ds
    7) Lil Wayne & Birdman – Stuntin Like My Daddy
    8) DJ Khaled f/ Kanye, Common & Conz – Grammy Family

    ^all sucked ass HARD, especially stunting like my daddy and throw some Ds.We Fly High was fun but whack

    Best Mixtape Cuts

    2) Lil Wayne – Show Me What You Got Freestyle
    3) Young Jeezy – Ya Dig
    4) Jadakiss f/ Swizz – It Can Get Ugly
    6) Young Jeezy – I’m Back
    7) Lil’ Wayne – Georgia Bush

    ^all sucked

    Best Album Cuts

    1) Nas f/ Jay-Z – Black Republicans (L.E.S.)
    2) Outkast f/ Lil Wayne & Snoop Dogg – Hollywood Divorce (Andre
    3) Game f/ Nas – “Why You Hate The Game” (Just Blaze)
    4) Snoop Dogg f/ Dr Dre – Imagine (Dr Dre)
    5) Clipse – Ridin Around Shinin (Neptunes)

    pretty much agreed

    Top 5 Punchlines
    1) “Oh you mad ’cause I’m stylin on you”
    2) “I’m so independent I might by Koch”
    3) “I leave you missing like the fuckin’ O’Bannon’s”
    4) “They say I aint lyrical….I wasn’t trying to impress y’all niggas!”
    5) “Like my girl Foxy a nigga went def/deaf”

    some of those werent really punches but whatever…

    This would’ve been an easy victory for Weezy if it wasn’t for that ‘79 controversy.

    ….no

    70’s Baby Of The Year: Weezy F Baby (pause)

    Runner up: Nas

    NaS>>>*100000>>>Weezy F Baby.They suck mucho.No Weezy F Baby

    Who Killed It? Is my fav. song this year, I liked Hip Hop is Dead, Not Going Back wasnt too great, Play on Playa was good, Blunt Ashes was decent, and WE know NaS can rap, but mainstream America doesnt.

    Co-sign about Black Republican video.

    Happy Birthday.
    Can I kick it????
    YES YA CAN!!!!
    Can I kick it???
    YES YA CAN!!!!
    Can I kick it???
    YES YA CAN!!!!
    Well Im gonnnneeee………

    ……1

  • SONNY CHEEBA

    “Fuck yo couch nigga…”

    ur lists were some what accurate, but not official…

  • b-ease

    definetly a safe list, but i cant really argue with it. i think thats my only problem with it, no out of left field shit that will make everbody commenting mad at you. the short hip hop is dead critique was ill because everybody feels the same way. those are the exact tracks i always skip, i mean the exact ones.

  • Incilin

    How can your best album list not have Fishscale and Game Theory???? And best cut should have Shakey Dog instead of Whip You With a Strap. For the most part, the top ten verses are a joke and “Trouble” 3rd verse is fucking terrible. It was like the worst Jay-Z verse I had ever heard (It sounded like he was biting – of all people – Kurupts style) And the last 3 of top ten singles is a joke, how can you put Grammy Family over Holla At Me Baby.

  • oh hey

    ^And Dedication 2 is more of a mixtape than an album.

    Reading is fundamental.

  • Ga Slim

    Hey dumbass, don’t ever put wayne above andre 3000, you should go shoot yourself for that

  • d.b

    wheres the i am the street dream on the best mixtapes list??

  • not so wise guy

    R.I.P James Brown…

  • god

    WRONG

  • eauhellzgnaw

    All you need to know about Sickamore:

    1.) His shirt is airbrushed…in that cheap swap meet style. Ghetto chicks used to airbrush that font on the back of their jeans.

    2.) The lettering has pink highlights.

    3.) It says “lothario.”

  • Cuban Link

    b-ease Says:

    December 24th, 2006 at 3:49 pm
    definetly a safe list, but i cant really argue with it. i think thats my only problem with it, no out of left field shit that will make everbody commenting mad at you. the short hip hop is dead critique was ill because everybody feels the same way. those are the exact tracks i always skip, i mean the exact ones.

    No u pansy pussy I lsiten to the whole fucking ablum.

    Hurricane Game Says:

    December 23rd, 2006 at 8:45 pm
    The Games Verse on the Tell Me When To Go Remix was mean. And Project Pats Verse on the Bumpin My Music Remix & DMX on the touch it remix.

    ^^^^^that was his worst verse ever.I’ll ghost ride your bitch?What the fuck?

    and PS I take it back their were some hot mixtapes this year, just non of which u bothered to name.Hi-Teks mixtape was hot as hell, and their were many others but I cant be bothered to name them right now.

  • http://Allhiphop.com Uncle Murda

    RJ Says:

    December 23rd, 2006 at 4:01 pm
    I agree. Bay Area is the shit, and almost every single word a Bay rapper spits is fuckin’ dope.

    nigga are u sniffin? or u high? bay cant RAP! are u serious? please someone tell me were this nigga live so i cant murda hiz dumbass

  • E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA

    It was like the worst Jay-Z verse I had ever heard (It sounded like he was biting – of all people – Kurupts style)
    ^^^^^^
    1. Deja Vu was a much worse verse than trouble
    2. Kurupt=one of the illest rappers ever

    Ay Sick how can Lupe be runner up for 80′s baby of the year if Game had the better album

    Pusha T and Malice were the 70′s Babies of the year and should be the honorary 80′s babies of the year too(no Remy Ma)

  • Incilin

    Yeah that’s true E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA. That Deja Vu verse was terrible. But lets just agree on the fact that both of those verses suck and either deserve to be on the top ten list. And fine, Kurupt is a fairly good rapper. but no way he is one of the best ever.

  • POINTGOD KG14

    if lil wayne , TI and clkipse are the best we have to offer, then hip hop is truly dead, and beach chair was the best rap/hip hop song in 3 years, please in ur next blog plz try to list 5 songs better than beach chair,
    or matter of fact name 5 songs better than do you wanna ride, monster of the double ontendre, coke is still my sponsor , cola, ya boy hov still gettin in with soda, diet no sir and lose no weight starting from a crate now i’m sitting on a whole case, since they got u sitting on an old case, my dreams are hold like tivo,
    come on dawg, u gimme a better verse than that this year, i’m daring anybody.1

  • POINTGOD KG14

    and if ya dont know what a double entendre is, check it out, and then u’ll see great hip hop

  • DADE

    i thought that this list was acurate…but method man had a decent indy album…i say indy because of the promotion it got…

  • DADE

    I agreed with the list…but METHOD MAN’s album to me was one of the best INDY’s Albums..I say is a Indy album because of the promotion it got…

  • Hoodsavior

    the nigga hating on hovs 3rd verse on “trouble”…must be a lil nigga…lmao

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  • http://none killa black

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  • Myzcarter

    on point my bday was dec 21

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  • slicc

    that list was full of bullshit like those the niggas songs people play all day.. u niggas need to quit

  • http://gmail luzile

    u so big dowg like ya style