Wouldn’t get far

You guys know I’m not in the business of encouraging today’s youth (especially the young ladies) to do anything illegal, but here’s the thing: if you wanted to (provided you aren’t some sort of ‘tard), you could probably find a copy of the new Game album, Doctor’s Advocate.

I don’t have a copy of it myself because that’s not what I do, but I did manage to write a review of it on my own site the other day. I’ll probably drop some more words on it here the week it comes out, unless something else important happens to pop up that week, in which case I might not.

At any rate, one of the better tracks on the album is “Wouldn’t Get Far” with Kanye West, in which the two rappers explore the plight of rap groupies and video chicks. As it turns out, blowing rappers for chains isn’t as viable a career option as it sounds. No Weezy F Baby.

Sometimes you don’t even get to keep the chain.

What’s more, you don’t get paid much either. I remember there was a case a couple of years ago where a bunch of video chicks tried to sue Fiddy because he told them he’d pay them all something like 50 dollars to dance in his video, but then he never paid them. 50 dollars?

Last year, there was a special on VH1 about rap groupie-types in which it was revealed that a lot of the chicks who appear in much lower-level rap videos – like the shit that used to come on BET Uncut (RIP) – don’t get anything at all. They just do it to get on TV.

Similarly, the ones who don’t even appear in the videos, who just showed up to shine somebody’s knob, apparently aren’t receiving much in return either, despite the fact that they’re obviously doing valuable work. Best case scenario, they might get to ride around in an expensive car.

I guess what it comes down to is an issue of supply and demand: it’s not like there’s any shortage of black chicks around looking to fuck any ol’ brother with a job, let alone one that’s famous. Why pay Melyssa Ford when you could just as easily fuck Hoopz for free?

If these chicks were really interested in making a come-up, they might consider unionizing. If they all got together and refused to work for free, they might be able to set some sort of rate. At the very least, they could probably afford their own expensive cars.

  • thoreauly77

    last

  • http://www.wordofsouth.com UTG

    hahaha man it’s funny cuz its true

  • SONNY CHEEBA

    fuck a bitch…

  • Bang

    without a pimp, I guess the hoes aren’t able to handle business. serves em right, tho, lol

  • http://www.okayplayer.com Spark

    ignorant

  • thoreauly77

    bol’s opinion based upon how important he perceives people to be = how desperately he wants to feel important. “groupie ho’s blah blah blah i am an important blogger blah blah blah i post pictures of other people due to my crushing insecurity issues stemming from being a big brutey wrestler that didnt fit in with the white hipsters or the other black dudes blah blah blah momma held me too soon after sex with random men in order to achieve some semblance of post-coital amenities blah blah blah CONSTANTLY have homosexuality on the mind”. yeah, that just about sums it up. truth?

    truth.

  • SUPERMAN

    I HEARD JAY-Z MIGHT DROP HIS ALBUM 11/14 SAME DAY GAME DOES AS A RESPONSE TO GAME TELLING HOV TO PUSH HIS ALBUM BACK. HIPHOPDX.COM!

  • http://www.myspasce.com/16kingz thebestout!

    lololololol! you’s a funny lookin funny nigga man! that shit was straight bananas (NO 50 kissin’ game).the reality is these dumb bithces be lookin for a easy come up and don’t realize that nigga you slobbin’ off is fresh from a paper route or the block so hell to the fuck’s naw you can’t have my paper bitch! shit I jus’ got it my damn self!niggas and bitches from broke backgrounds don’t know shit about bread so when they get to chance to get it it’s like fuck it! but women usually have to do some freak shit to get dere’s but I say hey more power to’em. put that ace of spades up ya pussy,lick my shoe carriers balls,jack off the sound check guy wit’ ya feet! it’s all about the benjamins! “for the money,power,respect honey keep a dick in ya’neck”! ha! words hoes live by…out>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

  • The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    Bol I picked up on the “go get Game album bootlegged subliminal you threw in there”…how does it relate to your topic…and tieng it to one of his songs doesn’t validate you being a bitch with a arm up your ass…puppet…

  • The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    The video hoes just tryin to get in where they fit in cuz they dont wanna work at walmart and not focused enough to go to school and major in marketing…

  • http://MYSPACE.COM/LEGACYHIPHOP BELIZE

    >As it turns out, blowing rappers for chains isn’t as viable a career option as it sounds. No Weezy F Baby.

    ^U stupid for that one.

    Weak blog thou…but i like reading bout hoes..so ..eeeee…whatever

  • The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    I know a bunch of white men would love to have their ass(literally) in their offices

  • koofiesmacker

    Bol honestly Hip-Hop is dead and niggas like you keeps spitin on it, …if you didn’t know PAC painted the same picture on “All eyez on Me”,…So The Game just bit that concept to the T, even @ the end of that song recited everything Snoop said on that Famous Pac joint. …Not that I’m Dissin The Game & Kanye, but at the same time we shouldn’t even get surprised, cuz to all the real Hip-hop heads that’s just a Re-Run.
    So Bol Shut the fuck up,…yes just like u got that Dr. advocate, but I will still pick up on the 14th

  • The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    You guys know I’m not in the business of encouraging today’s youth (especially the young ladies) to do anything illegal, but here’s the thing: if you wanted to (provided you aren’t some sort of ‘tard), you could probably find a copy of the new Game album, Doctor’s Advocate

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    thats like telling somebody,”im not telling you to buy crack,BUT if you wanted it go to the house on the corner”

    puppet…dic-n-da-booty as mark…

    Proceed

  • Tyson

    Bol I picked up on the “go get Game album bootlegged subliminal you threw in there”…how does it relate to your topic…and tieng it to one of his songs doesn’t validate you being a bitch with a arm up your ass…puppet…

    Co-sign

  • Tyler

    Bol, U makin’ it even harder out here 4 a pimp by putting ideas in the dumbass bitchs heads dawg so ease up all on ‘dat Union talk playboy cause it’s hard enough 2 get a bitch out here on the track, on her grind without going up side her head every now and then. So some chics are gonna 2 get beat the fuck up tryin’ 2 put actions behind your words. . . so say you’re sorry Bol!
    Peep the musical heat & vibes at:
    http://www.myspace.com/marcusorealiusmusic
    http://www.myspace.com/marcmaysrockandrollthug

  • http://www.allhiphop.com,Version=1,Version=1,Version=1 Rey

    lol @ Thor.. Delightfully ignorant, Bol.

  • http://www.myspace.com/poisonousdarthfc Poisonous Dart

    Damn, Bol…ANOTHER lame ass blog? Your just faxing ‘em in now. One.

  • 5 STAR X-E-Q-SHUN

    weeeeeeeaaaak shit bol

  • LONZO

    Bol, when’s the last time u got pussy? It was probably when u came out one, so don’t answer u fag. ……..
    NOV. 14 Doctors Advocate.
    NOV. 14 Doctors Advocate.

  • Mr.Me

    Yeah Bol the word around town is that Hoopz let the whole Grand Hustle skeet on her forhead not just the Bathin Ape nigga(TI) but the whole label. Its because of all the heavy exstasy usage in the Atl (its a epidemic down there that nobodys talkin about but needs to be adressed)

  • Young A. Simmons

    lol at bitches gettin emotional.

    Keep slayin em Bol, you might have 50′s dick up your ass (yes homo) but your mysoginy is cool.

  • Meka Soul

    i’ve already gotten 2 copies of the doctor’s advocate. because i’m a thief like that.

    anyways, perhaps the chicks can write a book about how they let spliff star, b-legit, the git it boys & the carol city cartel squeeze one off into their assholes american me-style [extra no "humpin' on my daddy"]. it’d make for great coffee table material.

  • Eastside Bread Maker

    You know what bugs me out… Is that niggas like Bol and countless other assholes feel the need to protect and care for these hoes… LISTEN!!! THEY ARE HOES!!! IT IS THEIR SOLE PURPOSE ON THIS PLANET TO BE USED!!! THAT IS WHAT THEY ARE HERE FOR!!!

    You do not and will not find a respectable woman on the video shoot for P-Poppin or any other type of video that has half-naked bitches on them. You wont take any of them home to meet ya fam, unless you and ya brother is gonna tag team the bitch, and you wont marry one of these hoes and successfully turn them into a housewife. Just let it be what it is!!!

  • http://www.myspace.com/corinnemq Corinne

    LMFAO, I ain’t gonna lie to nobody but I entered the contest Game is holding. CAUSE I LOVE DANCING, THAT’S IT!(no ho) check me out though and vote for me (Lol), for real be nice too if you feeling my dance moves. CORINNE, remember that!

  • soopadoopa

    THATS FUNNY… A video ho union, the benefits would include free lawyers for DNA tests, and unlimited healthcare if they catch an encureable from a dirty dick rapper (No Michael Vick).

    100

  • http://www.allhiphop.com,Version=1,Version=1,Version=1 Rey

    Oh Man…

  • Fernando

    lmao @ thoreality…damn, that was straight up cold what you did to Bol…HA! You called him out sumthin serious.

    Bol is tryin to clown these video broads, but deep down he wishes he could get ANY, much less an attractive woman, to give him some love.

    lol@ Dj-nut-juggler getting all ass-hurt that people are going to download the living hell out of Doctors Advocate & give that chump NO SALES. At least Game will always have your mouth as a warm place for his nuts.

  • Spark

    anybody seen that corinne chick dance moves???

  • http://www.myspace.com/corinnemq Corinne

    ^ Do you like? Or no? I can give you the website if anyone wants me too.

  • Spark

    give me the website

  • http://www.myspace.com/corinnemq Corinne

    “Your comment is awaiting moderation”

    why is it saying that when I’m tryin to show you the website, that straight WAAAACK. I’m not stripping in it!

  • Spark

    lol dance dance dance

  • Fernando

    zhaki

  • http://www.myspace.com/corinnemq Corinne

    If I get enough votes and maybe I’ll finally pursue my career I always enjoyed doing.It’s kinna strange my fate belongs in people’s hands with this one, people have too much power!

  • Meka Soul

    >Your comment is awaiting moderation”

    why is it saying that when I’m tryin to show you the website, that straight WAAAACK. I’m not stripping in it!>

    take off the “http//:” part of the web address to post it.

  • Spark

    Do you have 1 with u strippin in it? im hust playin but im askin?!?!?!

  • geekbird

    I also do not advocate illegal downloading or distribution of the new Game album either.

  • Dr Flav

    “easily fuck Hoopz for free…” that statement and what followed has me shocked at idiot savant level pimpin,’ you like a Mackin Ass Rainman right there. ***Leaves to round up some fly ass skanks to organize Video Hoe Union Local 001***

  • http://biochemicalslang.blogspot.com Vik

    this song may get me to download the game album.

    great post bol.

  • e aka the real noreiaga

    Simly put they’re just some loosies you take home and wear out.

    Keep up the misogyny Bol

  • 104th Inglewood TCG

    lol how bout u go and cop Banks Rotten apple……. that would take this weeks sales to 29 001 LMAO!
    G G G UNOT!!!!
    Dr’s Advocate! out on the 14th! 1mill sold in the first week!
    Black Wall Street Cuzz, West Coast!

  • http://www.myspace.com/corinnemq Corinne

    ^ Oh, ok,I see! Everyone, if your still reading this, check out the website I’ve been talking about, give props if ya dig

    http://www.bix.com/entry/17056

  • Raymond

    AZ IS THE SHIT!!

  • http://www.okayplayer.com Spark

    Corinne ur nice as hell damnnnnnnnn,

  • http://www.xxlmag.com Ra

    this is so messed up, but the truth alwayz is lol.

    fuck hoopz for free, anybody wanna make another song about some food then we cud blow up like young b and dj webstar.

  • loppy the loop

    Caqnt belive you are actually saying thats one of the better tracks on the album.

    It was an excuse for the game to continue name dropping, There wasnt a single bar without some ho’s name in it. At this point I think its a disease.

  • The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    Is it me or does everyone see FERNANDO for the bitch he is. Its sad when it becomes obvious through your comments on a website. Dude, you a lame ass perpetrating suckerass mark. I stay on this dude mind like my latest draft pick. Go find some friends reject.

  • Fernando

    Your never on my mind. I know your Homo tendencies wish that to be true, but its not. I just comment on your obvious infatuation with Game, and how you wish you could be with him…its obvious to everyone.

    The funniest part is that everyone on here calls you a Homo & a retard, yet you only get mad at me. So the next time you feel all ass-hurt about things, ask yourself this question….What Would Game Do??

  • Fernando

    BTW….you know your homo tendencies come through the keyboard when people start using (no Dj-Ncred) instead of (no homo). That should tell you something buddy.

  • The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    what it tells me is that lame ass people stick together like fat chicks…Im glad my name ends up in peoples comments…that tells me what I say holds weight…the only thing you do is come on here looking for support from your teamates(mightyducks)…dude…u fuckin lame…

    BTW…people tell me they like my comments…and weren’t you ridin my dic (no Jay-z he she we) the other day about a comment i posted…just like a hatin ass nigga…my bad cant call you that…hatin ass bitch…hate me because im everything your not…which is REAL…proceed…

  • The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    I got under this lame ass bitch skin…thats funny…my words are potent…proceed…

  • Get Your Mind Right

    You’re ignorant.

  • Three4

    I´m not a Weezy fan…what does Weezy F Baby stand 4???…Weezy fucks Baby or…???

  • SUPERMAN

    HOES SHOULD BE USED FOR FUN. THATS WHAT THEY ARE, HOES. THEY FEEL THEY HAVE NO SELF WORTH SO PUT A SMILE ON THEIR FACE AND BECOME HOES FOR US TO ENJOY. BUT A WIFEY, THATS DIFFERENT. SHES NOT A HOE. THE EARTH ONLY CONSISTS OF .5% FEMALES THAT ARE WIFEY MATERIAL. YOU DONT USE THEM. YOU LOVE AND CHERISH THEM…OF COURSE AFTER YOURE ALL DONE WITH THE HOES. NOW IF YOURE LOOKING FOR WIFEY MATERIAL IN THIS WORLD TODAY, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.

  • the one

    No Weezy F Baby.
    _______________________

    So predictable fish..Bol Head.

  • Fernando

    Maybe in your gay alternate reality where you are a talented Dj & the Game wants to work with you, do people “like your comments”. Every time I look on here I see you getting sunned out of the room, or trying desperately to take back some retarded quote from your community colloge class on urban history.

    You are right about one thing. You are everything I’m not… A gay, Game-jocking, swamp-dwelling, ignorant, mark-from-jellystone-park.

  • four fifteen

    so i guess you hate black women too? guess i’m not that suprised. a hip hop Dan Savage if you will…

  • 110 street

    i heard some new Nas yesterday on HOT97 he sounds illmatic yet again cant wait oh bol good post.

  • frankwhite45

    myspace.com/ninohnewjack lets gooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! F a HO

  • ether

    “I guess what it comes down to is an issue of supply and demand: it’s not like there’s any shortage of black chicks around looking to fuck any ol’ brother with a job, let alone one that’s famous”

    I guess when it comes down to it one could see your seething hatred for your own race.One must learn to adore women from his own race. Once this happens the race will rise.

    But you are a Harold ford meets rupaul dress wearing fa*et ;) so this doesnt apply to you BOL.

    Funny thing is….you make a living critiquing rappers and their albums but you try to get at video ho’s?

    my point is….get back on your masta’s(xxl) d^ck and dance.

  • Cuban Link

    i aint getting Games new CD, one blood was dope but that other new single sucked.

  • Max

    Blog sucked…Songs Fire!!

    Cop it when he drop it!

    Doctors Advocate..Nov 14th!

    BWS

  • http://www.acidplanet.comarkutec Arkutec

    Ay, real talk though, aside from all them issue, Kayeezy came hard as hell on dat beat. Can anyone name dem samps for me? get @ me……..

  • Seven

    The song is disgusting/disrespectful and is indicative of the state of Black America.

    Point, blank, period.