Ron Artest, true warrior

Is there a case to be made for NBA players occasionally running up into the stands and beating the living shit out of their so-called fans? I’m tempted to say that there is.

Take for example Ron Artest and the infamous “malice at the Palace.” At the time I wasn’t sure what to think, since ol’ Ron-Ron is obviously not the sharpest pencil in the box anyway. Before he had been known for showing up to practice in his bath robe (no Weezy F Baby) and applying for a job at Circuit City just to get the discount.

Furthermore, many a cracka-ass cracka was adamant that in attacking a fan he had crossed some sort of line in the sand, not unlike Saddam Hussein when he went into Kuwait. Admittedly, no one likes to think that during the course of a sporting event one of these d-bags might run up into the stands and start wailing on you.

That said, since when is a cracka-ass cracka allowed to throw water one somebody at their job? It’s no wonder ol’ Ron-Ron went off, what with the number of jigs who drown every year in public pools (presumably Queensbridge doesn’t have its own pool). He was probably scared to death. That guy’s lucky all he got was beat up!

There was a similar incident recently in which Dikembe Mutombo almost had to chuck a spear at some crackety-crack. During a preseason game, one of his so-called fans had the sheer balls to call him a monkey. Mutombo stopped the game and had the fan escorted out, lest he would’ve gotten fucked up.

In fact, that’s the actual language he used:

For him to call a black man a monkey in the middle of the game–he was in the second row–for him to stand up and call ‘Mutombo the monkey’ is an insult. It insulted my integrity, my body, my family, my race…. If they fine me, I will go straight to the stands next time and fuck somebody up.

Yikes!

Indeed if there’s a theme to the NBA recently with regard to race relations, it’s the cracka-ass cracka owners and fans treating the players as if they were monkeys. How else to explain shit like this rule where players have to wear suits to and from games and while riding the pine. That’s some ol’ BJ and the Bear if I ever saw it!

Given this sort of racial atmosphere, it’s no wonder only one person (Rey?) ran out and copped the new Ron Artest album, My World. Granted, I’m sure it sucks balls (listen to a few tracks on Artest’s MySpace profile), but it’s not like those Shaq albums were any good, and at least a few people ran out and copped them.

No, I think it’s pretty obvious what this is about.

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Speaking of Ron Artest, check out this review of his new album some d-bag has written posing as yours truly. What the fuck kind of shit is that?

  • bob

    the guy wasn’t white, he was middle eastern.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Fuck.

  • bob

    from the mutombo incident

  • B-Dub

    Ron Artest

    BISHIP BOSS IS THE FUTURE
    Tell A freind To Tell A Friend
    http://www.myspace.com/myspacecombishipboss

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    No, I didn’t buy Ron Artest’s album.

    I’m saving up for that Fall Out Boy/Kanye West Collision Course album. (no, they’re not really doing a Kanye/FOB mashup album)

    Anyway, yeah, I’d love to see Dikembe Mutombo fuck somebody up.

    What’re you doing reporting on sports anyway, Bol? Aren’t you the same guy that had the Mets & the Mavericks in the SuperBowl?

    UNO!

  • http://rakimfan.blogspot.com rakimfan

    Jokes. You gonna cop some Sprewells too ?

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Wow, I just finished that imposter review.. That wasn’t good even as a parody of you. I still think you’re an asshole (no dirt angel), but the imposter Bol is an even bigger asshole. (no transient kissing n-cred cuz they’re “family”)

    However, this made me laugh:

    “Byron Crawford runs the only hip-hop site on the Internet, http://www.byroncrawford.com. He also writes for XXL and some other places. And he definitely does NOT live at home with his parents, dammit. He’s out with strippers, or else maybe at Home Depot trying to find a wrench or some ish.”

    DOS!

  • Brad

    Why do you keep calling white people cracka ass cracka? I’m not gettin on here and spoutin off n***a ass n***a.

  • LONZO

    Fuck david stern.

  • http://xxlmag.com Bol

    >Jokes. You gonna cop some Sprewells too ?

    The only place I know around here that sells them is the gulliest mall ever. I don’t know if it’s worth getting shot just to buy a $15 pair of basketball shoes.

  • Yo

    lmao

  • Babyboy

    Bol u a cheap azz nigga, no wonder u single, how do u xpect 2 attract women, if u dont even dress right??
    80% of woman only look at what u wearing, and especially ur shoes, which means u dont get any pussy, cuz u cheap, clothes r a Pussy investment man, u buy armani, u gon fck a armani bitch, straight up,

  • http://xxlmag.com Bol

    >the guy wasn’t white, he was middle eastern.

    Oh, well shit!

  • Young A. Simmons

    Bol you cheated on your right hand with your left hand last night.(no Birdman)

    lol @ some lanky jig chucking spears into the stands.

    This is nothin though, in England in the 80s there was a black soccer player who the fans would throw bananas at. Maybe they thought he was hungry or something…

  • INVISIBLE_HAND

    Babyboy Says:

    November 9th, 2006 at 2:24 pm
    “Bol u a cheap azz nigga, no wonder u single, how do u xpect 2 attract women, if u dont even dress right??
    80% of woman only look at what u wearing, and especially ur shoes, which means u dont get any pussy, cuz u cheap, clothes r a Pussy investment man, u buy armani, u gon fuck a armani bitch, straight up,”

    as shallow as this mentality sounds it’s true, godamn it.

    where r the real women,and where can i get 1? (…wait loyal women? file that next to the easter bunny and santa claus!)
    …m.o.b.4life fuck bitches…

  • http://myspace.com/legacyhiphop Belize

    What does this have to do with hiphop, u didnt even talk about Ron’s album and u know he needs the publicity (no Ras Kass)

  • thatwhitedude

    its okay to say “cracka ass cracka” in every post you ever make but if i ever said “nigga ass nigga” and meant it i’m sure people would get pretty mad…weird world…

  • The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    Degeneracy in all its splendor.

    Only bitch ass bitches keep other people name comin out their mouth…and haters…

    …but this clearly shows that racism is still a problem in America and always will be…

  • http://www.allhiphop.com,Version=1,Version=1,Version=1 Rey

    lol

  • The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    Bol go bleach yourself and blame it on a skin disease…

  • Mikey Ess AKA SukedowN

    >>”…it’s no wonder only one person (Rey?) ran out and copped the new Ron Artest album, My World.”

    Ouch.

    Mutombo should be insulted by those insensitive comments.

    I’ve never met an oversized gorilla of whom prefers to be called a monkey.

  • http://www.xxlmag.com jeezy

    ron artest album>kingdom come

  • e aka the real noreiaga

    The guy that called Mutumbo a monkey looked like a terrorist(no lupe fiasco)

    I thought you were going to talk about the NBA dress code. Those tall jigs were pissed that they couldn’t rock their ice and roca-wear sweat suits(no dj nbred)

    Soccer fans are even worse those European crackas are crazy.

  • e aka the real noreiaga

    what with the number of jigs who drown every year in public pools (presumably Queensbridge doesn’t have its own pool). He was probably scared to death
    ^^^^^^
    LMAO

    Do you know how to swim Bol(no Capo)?

  • Meka Soul

    RIP ed bradley.

  • http://xxlmag.com Bol

    >The guy that called Mutumbo a monkey looked like a terrorist(no lupe fiasco)

    But I thought there was no racism in Islam?

  • http://www.allhiphop.com,Version=1,Version=1,Version=1 Rey

    Word. Ed Bradley was 65 and worked on 60 Minutes and he still rocked an earring. Not sure if that’s gay or gully, but he gets props from me. RIP.

  • Tyler

    Yea’ fuck David Stern and the NBA. They are running ‘dat shit like it’s fuckin’ slave shit and I would have more respect for the players if they would boycott the games by showing up and dressing out but refusing to play the game. Refusing 2 touch that wackass ball they are tryin’ 2 make them play wit’. .They should just sit there on the benches because of the new techical foul rules and shit.
    The NBA is made up of mostly blacks but yet U got all these white people like Stern handing down rules 2 them and they have no say so in the matters.
    These players need 2 stand up for themselves as black men and do something.
    They would have never tried this shit on the likes of people like World B. Free, Moses Malone, Kreem Abdul Jabar, The Doc, Magic, Larry Bird or Jordan. . They need 2 do something for themselves as well as us as fan cause Stern is fuckin’ up the game we all know and love.

  • MK

    For real yall, this article is funny as hell. This nigga Bol is a master at making muhfuckas respond to what he writes. Then the white dude “BRAD” was like “Why do you keep calling white people cracka ass cracka? I’m not gettin on here and spoutin off n***a ass n***a.” Thats some funny shit because just like BOL said with the Mutombo incident, someone would run up in your internet stands and fuck your shit up. LOL. Nah I’m just kidding homie. LOL. But calm down for real. The nigga BOL is just fucking with yall.

  • Meka Soul

    >Why do you keep calling white people cracka ass cracka? I’m not gettin on here and spoutin off n***a ass n***a.>

    well, it’s not like we volunteered to pick cotton.

    however, banging your sisters & taking your organized sporting endeavors was a bit of a consolation prize.

    hell, i’d slap the shit out of anybody that threw their dirnk on me. that crackety-crack had it coming.

    no mike jones.

  • Meka Soul

    >But I thought there was no racism in Islam?>

    and ted haggard didn’t do crystal meth also.

  • Foreign Correspondent

    How you expect to be paying some kid in their late teens, early 20′s millions of dollars and not expect him to act a damn fool?

  • G Off

    Marbury has the $15 hoop shoes, Sprewell’s are rims.

  • http://xxlmag.com Bol

    >They would have never tried this shit on the likes of people like World B. Free, Moses Malone, Kreem Abdul Jabar, The Doc, Magic, Larry Bird or Jordan.

    Best sentence ever.

    I don’t even know where to begin.

  • theonlysmartkid

    Fucking whiny babies. Players shouldnt care if they have to wear a suit especialy bitch ass superstars like Carmello, i would be complaining if i were a bench player making 100k a year and have to buy nice clothes for that shit. Suits are expensive for tall ass mo fos. I thought all black guys like looking nice and flashy you would think they would be excited about the rule cause now they get to go shopping. And Ron Artest is the most stupid igorant person i have ever seen in an interview. I dont know how he got as good as he is but he is a true moron.

  • The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    the dress code is a form of control…it says yes you make this load of money but you will do as your told…young black males with money expressing themselves and leaving impressions on young whites and white women(kobe, kobe, kobe)…”we cant have that now can we”

  • The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    if they could find a way to not pay black athletes what they pay em…they would but they have to preserve face and as spike would say “do the right thing”

  • http://www.myspace.com/therapistmusic therapist

    hilarious shit

  • 110 street

    Its a cracka ass cracka world pop off niggas pop off

  • SONNY CHEEBA

    David Stern is a:

    “low sodium saltine ass nigga, that’s a Cracka w/no flava!”(c)

    Free Mumia!

  • SONNY CHEEBA

    and don’t think we forgot about u…

    …”DJ NBREDible”…

    Ha!

  • Incilin

    Actually a lot of people copped Shaq albums, I think one of them platinum!

  • e aka the real noreiaga

    Free Kris Ex

  • http://www.myspace.com/corinnemq Corinne

    That must be the new terrioist act, throwing water on people. Some body call President Bush, I’m sure you’ll find him at school reading to a bunch of kids( tomotoes) Education first people.

  • e aka the real noreiaga

    Free Z-Ro

  • fuck this dude

    slap a cracka ass nigga fat ass elmo lookin bitch this mutha fucka needs shot

  • fuk fatty

    slap a cracka ass Nigga fat elmo lookin cock eater this dude needs to start eatin some crackers and loose some weight his parents must be mr ed and elmo cuz he came out lookin like doo doo i’d shoot myself if i was him when i’m see him i’ma call him nigga nigga nigga cock geter

  • DREDRICK TATUM

    RON ARTEST IS A BITCH! THE NIGGA WAS TO SCARED TO FIGHT BEN WALLACE SO HE FIGHTS THE NIGGA IN THE STANDS. THAT’S A BITCH ASS MOVE! FUCK THIS NIGGA!

  • REAL TALK

    the nba is tryna transfrom black ppl into gentlemens o sumtin…u’l already exploitn dem 2 da crackers, now u wan dem 2 b like da crackers..frum da suits 2 da stupid rule where u get a tech 4 every shit u do..DAVID STERN NEEDS 2 LEAVE THESE NIGGAS ALONE or go b a commisoner at sum white sport

  • EnglandRepresent

    I just gotta state my opinion on something thats been botherin me for a minute and this is on some no homo shit….

    The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    You are the epitome of a halfwit. Seriously your stanism of faggot ass No Limit and they’re bunch of shirt-lifting batty boys never ceases to amaze me. Not only do they have the worst roster of artists in hip-hop they’re all a bunch of sneaky butchers, they take their meat round the back. Your constant props-givin to these collection of fucktards is disturbing and is a pretty good reflection of what must be a fruity personality that you have……you are in short……..a CUNT

    Thank you and good night

  • gettohellsoon

    All of you who feel like racial comments
    make you cool should go run in front of a fucking bus. All this “cracka” shit is extra hypocritical and it make you look ignorant as fuck. Of course Bol is the ring leader, the race card is his answer for all the worlds problems. Get a life and grow up for gods sake.

  • Korsakoff

    Damn bol fo fuck’s sake shut up on sports and talk music you cunt. And if you gonna talk sport better let it be football, or soccer as you fucks call it, at least that’s a real sport, and stop hatin on Weezy to you fuck, sickamore would call you a 80′s baby for that shit. Damn was likin youre post at first, but shit’s gettin dumber and dumber, BOL GO FUCK YOURSELF, YA BAWBAG

  • Dave

    One name bitches “ERIC CANTONA” gullest sportsman to do it, makes Ron look like a bitch(No usher f Diddy) with the his Bruce Lee flying kick into the crowd…

  • http://none vincent

    what’s with black being controlled in the nba?
    playing ball and listenning to rap for over twenty years: it seems to me that young black dudes have been running the show.

    all these comments (except gettohellsoon) are just sad and childish. step your mind up and add some bob marley to your playlist.

  • http://none vincent

    step your mind up guys and add some bob marley to your playslist. one blood/one love

  • the one

    There was a similar incident recently in which Dikembe Mutombo almost had to chuck a spear at some crackety-crack..
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Now thats some funny shit. No lie.

  • Were Read 2 Def

    Does anyone exactly go to Jacquez’s myspace southcrak (no homo) page???

  • SUPERMAN

    THE SOLUTION IS TO PUT THESE WHITE CRACKERS AS FAR UP AS 15TH ROW, THIS WAY THEY DONT COME IN CONTACT WITH “MONKEYS.” ANYWAY THE NBA NOWADAYS SUCKS. YOU CAN PROBABLY GET MORE ACTION BY WATCHING GENERAL HOSPITAL. LOL!

  • SUPERMAN

    REAL TALK Says:

    November 9th, 2006 at 6:14 pm
    the nba is tryna transfrom black ppl into gentlemens o sumtin…u’l already exploitn dem 2 da crackers, now u wan dem 2 b like da crackers..frum da suits 2 da stupid rule where u get a tech 4 every shit u do..DAVID STERN NEEDS 2 LEAVE THESE NIGGAS ALONE or go b a commisoner at sum white sport

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    COSIGN. COSIGN. COSIGN. THAT FUCKIN JELLY ROLL DAVID STERN NEEDS TO BE COMISSIONER OF SUNSHINE CRACKERS OR SOMETHING. NO INSTEAD A PETITION NEEDS TO BE STARTED TO BAN THIS FAGGOT FROM THE NBA. YEAH!

  • Joopset

    I just checked. He sold 343 albums you coward. To deduct 342 albums from his total first week is gutless of you.

  • … Instigating …

    DREDRICK TATUM Says:

    November 9th, 2006 at 5:56 pm
    RON ARTEST IS A BITCH! THE NIGGA WAS TO SCARED TO FIGHT BEN WALLACE SO HE FIGHTS THE NIGGA IN THE STANDS. THAT’S A BITCH ASS MOVE! FUCK THIS NIGGA!

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    He may not have wanted to fight Big Ben Wallace, but I’ll tell you one thing … if he ever read this Blog, he’ll definitley fuck BOL up!!!

  • SONNY CHEEBA

    they’re all a bunch of sneaky butchers, they take their meat round the back.

    ^^^ Haaaa

  • hoodluv

    dis ‘blog’ or whateva an da responsiz iz y da innanet shud b bannd. yall pasty ass geeks aint neva evn seen no court. fukn robots.

  • B Sizzle

    Ah tru dawg.

  • jon jon–23

    If you watch the incident at the Palace it is clear he was scared shitless of Big Ben Wallace so that fan could have thrown a spitball at him and the outcome would have been the same. It was hilarious to see Ron and company put the iron down on those fans, considering the verbal abuse they dish out on a nightly basis. What’s funny to me is how these white people call their actions “barbaric” and “gruesome” when it was white people that hung and castrated niggas for all those years; and they continue to slaughter women and children in Iraq in the name of freedom.

  • edwin

    every time i get on this web site your sayin something bout a craka what the fuck is a cracka and if im a cracka what the fuck r u? i will answer that 4 u a stupid motherfucker who obviously has never been smacked in the mouth by someone he has disrespected. u dont deserve a job at xxl

  • slyrical

    well, being from the D i say fuck artest he aint want none of that sellout ass ben wallace,fuck him& the bullshit,that tec rule wuz made 4 sheed cuz the nba hate on us soooo much hell on the dress code they grown ass men.BUT aint no nigga making MILLIONS being treated like a Slave.

  • http://www.myspace.com/thaanswermikeyd Dip Set City

    blame it on the white man

  • Josh Pete

    Bol your so great i love you Bol ill give you my phone number 1-231-398-0884. call me baby

  • koofiesmacker

    Bol,
    I won’t get at you today, b/c I love this piece, word up,..i heard about the Mutombo incident, I would have def. lost it & fuck that Cracka ass crack up, fuck the imaginary line David Steirn & the NBA created, ..as Far as RONs Album goes, word is he sold less the 500 units, …so in true sense he sold close to 5500 units less then K-fed,..lol,..and last I checked he was a better MC then that con faggot

  • LPH

    There is definitely evidence to support the fact that there is racial bias or ignorance among the owners and David Stern too.

    The Tim Donaghy ( crooked NBA referee ) investigation revealed that the referees didn’t like certain players so it affected the calls (fouls) that the player received or didn’t receive.

    One player that was specifically named by Donaghy was A.I. ( Allen Iverson ). He admitted that he and his fellow referees in one game decided that they weren’t going to give A.I. any calls. A.I. received a straight up beat down that game. It was so flagrant that the 76er’s sent film of over 20 incidences to the league office.

    It is well documented that the NBA league office gave A.I. a hard time ( tatoo’s, braids, his clothes ) since his rookie year.

    I think the NBA owes A.I. an apology at least.