Hollywood Hav’s Online Love Connection

Over the weekend MediaTakeOut.com obtained a screen shot of a profile on WealthyMen.com featuring Havoc of Mobb Deep. The online dating service was created for people searching for men who make more than $100,000 a year.

No ma’am! Identity theft via internet connection is an all too common thing. Right click swagger jacking has been occurring since Al Gore “invented the internet” back in the 90’s. Although I highly doubt that the love personal was created by Hav, some would argue that the pictures featured on it look like they were snapped with a personal digital camera. It also doesn’t help that he was rocking a Heathcliff Huxtable style sweater in his main picture.

Me being the conspiracy theorist as I am, I’m blaming this entire shit on Prodigy. If there is anybody who stands to profit from these allegations it’s him. At the album release party for Rotten Apple last night, he looked like he is one mojito away from giving the camera man a Dirty Sanchez.  

Of course Havoc didn’t stop pesky internet rumors from allowing him to hang out with the guys. 50 Cent, G-Unit’s resident old man in the club Tony Yayo, Olivia, Hot Rod (who will ultimately have the phrase “no homo” following his name in parentheses for the rest of his career), Maino, and Sha Money came out to support Droopy. Ahh, I know the look of love when I see it.

  • Meka Soul

    we all know his album isn’t going to sell muskrat balls [no desperate housewives]; hence the “appearance” on the critically acclaimed flavor of love 2.

  • Mr.Me

    “At the album release party for Rotten Apple last night, he looked like he is one mojito away from giving the camera man a Dirty Sanchez.”

    ^^lol.. Them niggas got the nerve to show their faces after their album flopped. They should play like Busta an lay low for a minute. Interscope is in shambles right now.

  • face

    nobody cares

  • e

    You can’t blame Havoc how’s his gremlin lookin ass gonna reproduce.(no prodigy attempting to molest the camera man)

  • Enlightened

    Havoc makes more than $100,000 a year?
    OOOHHHHH yeah, he does make beats too, huh? Thank God for that production money.

  • Meka Soul

    >It also doesn’t help that he was rocking a Heathcliff Huxtable style sweater in his main picture.>

    it does look like he’ll over his dates a pack of jell-o pudding pops than roses, though.

  • e

    There is no way Havoc is 5’4″ Prodigy is twice his size and P is like 4’1″ (no ja rule)

  • Young A. Simmons

    Damn Banks head is near bigger than Havs entire body. no Hot Rod (Ayo!)

    Internet was invented in 1983 btw…

  • Ali

    Hot Rod (who will ultimately have the phrase “no homo” following his name in parentheses for the rest of his career)

    Ah i love it (No homo) ha ha ha

  • e

    what happened to Bol’s post from today its gone

  • Tha ilnes

    I thought i was the only person who thought no homo should always follow hot rods (no homo)name

  • 110 street

    droppy,lol.

  • che

    lmao at the look of love!

  • H-MAN

    Smellin rotton apple…Go cop it

  • http://myspace.com/legacyhiphop Belize

    >Ahh, I know the look of love when I see it.

    ^HAAAAAAAA…good post…but this is the 2nd dirty sanchez link/reference on this site..is this a hidden fetish???? lol

  • H-MAN

    ROFLAO…Dirty Sanchez, U sick….Had a chick give me a Rusty Trombone once….Eva since, Ive been puttin hornz in my trackz…hahahahaha

  • Eastside Bread Maker

    I dont see how some guys can have anything inserted into your asshole, even if its the tongue of another girl. That shit is just nasty to me. One of my homeboys told me how he had this one girl that did that shit to him, but i couldn’t fathom letting anyone get anything near my ass…

    But i have given my fair share of girls the Dirty Sanchez… I just never knew that was the name, hahahaha

  • gutta

    fresh,where do u find this stuff??? the sign of a good reporter,huh? damn shame he gotta go to a high end myspace site to meet chicks

  • Prince Of The South

    LOL at the Hot Rod punchline. Rotten apple was decent, Banks could have done a lot better, but the boy stepped his songwrting up a notch.

  • 420PURP

    VERY IMPRESSIVE POST!!!

  • http://skibeatz.com DJ Main Event

    that last sentence/link to sha and banks killed it.

  • EVERYBODY ON HERE IS DUMB!!!!!! EXCEPT ME OF COURSE

    FIRST THEY LIE AND SAY GAY-Z IS NICE AND THEN THEY KEEP TRYING TO PROMOTE GAY UNIT(XXL) NOW THEY TRY AND DESTROY A LEGACY

    1. Pac’s Life (feat. T.I. and Ashanti)
    2. Dumpin (feat. Papoose)
    3. What’s Next
    4. Fade Me (feat. R. Kelly)
    5. Soon As I Get Home (feat. Chamillionaire and Akon)
    6. Untouchable
    7. Watch Ya Mouth
    8. Til I C L.A.
    9. If There’s A Cure (I Don’t Want It) (feat. Snoop Dogg and The Outlawz)
    10. Play Ya Cardz Right (feat. E-40 and DK)
    11. Street Life (feat. Snoop Dogg and Zola)
    12. 21 Gun Salute (feat. 50 Cent and Young Buck)
    13. When Nobody Lovez Me
    14. Watch Ya Mouth (Ron Browz Remix)
    15. Untouchable (Swizz Remix) (feat. Bone Thugs-N-Harmony)
    16. Play Ya Cardz Right (Kanye Remix) (feat. Kanye West and GLC)

  • EVERYBODY ON HERE IS DUMB!!!!!! EXCEPT ME OF COURSE

    F— XXL F— GAY-Z AND F— YOU IF YOU LIKE GAY UNIT

    1. Pac’s Life (feat. T.I. and Ashanti)
    2. Dumpin (feat. Papoose)
    3. What’s Next
    4. Fade Me (feat. R. Kelly)
    5. Soon As I Get Home (feat. Chamillionaire and Akon)
    6. Untouchable
    7. Watch Ya Mouth
    8. Til I C L.A.
    9. If There’s A Cure (I Don’t Want It) (feat. Snoop Dogg and The Outlawz)
    10. Play Ya Cardz Right (feat. E-40 and DK)
    11. Street Life (feat. Snoop Dogg and Zola)
    12. 21 Gun Salute (feat. 50 Cent and Young Buck)
    13. When Nobody Lovez Me
    14. Watch Ya Mouth (Ron Browz Remix)
    15. Untouchable (Swizz Remix) (feat. Bone Thugs-N-Harmony)
    16. Play Ya Cardz Right (Kanye Remix) (feat. Kanye West and GLC)

  • http://www.yahoo.com Regina

    Hey,50 if your reading this I know what I could do with you and some chocolate syrup.I want my tougue to explore your body and that special playground ooooooooh yeah take you to places you never dream of and be high all the time with a big smile yeah I can give you that high and to never get out of bed yeah,me and my girl aftermath will take you places cloud9 couldn’t reach ooooh yeah.

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  • http://XXL LYCAN BEATS

    HAVOC is one of the BEST producers of that REAL SH**. Without 50 its all about the M.O.B.B