Why Fat Joe and Jadakiss can’t make it

Here’s a thought: If hip-hop is ever going to break out of its current commercial rut, it should probably work on making itself more attractive to a female audience.

Last week or maybe a couple of weeks ago I did a story on how a generation of young cracka-ass crackas is turning its collective back on hip-hop, but that’s only part of the story. If you notice, most of these young bands being embraced by the tall Israelis at Viacom appeal primarily to women.

I don’t get to kick it with high school kids as often as I’d like (no John Wayne Gacey), but I can’t imagine that very many guys that age are into gay-ass bands like Fall Out Boy and Panic! At the Disco. xxlmag.com’s own “Rey” would be an obvious exception, but he’s not even that young.

And if you notice, all of the top-selling albums these days are by the kind of artists who would appeal primarily to women. While rap albums by artists like the Roots and Method Man are struggling to sell 60,000 copies, Beyonce’s Bi’det album did something like 600,000 copies its first week out.

Ironically, most of this crap is written and produced by men, which is why you don’t see the likes of Timbaland, DJ Premier, and Will.i.am passing around a hat lest the bank end up forclosing on their daddy’s house. It’s the rappers themselves who are suffering more so than anyone else.

Watching XXL’s new DVD, I couldn’t help but chuckle a bit (no SexyBack) as Fiddy revealed how he worried whether or not his new weed carrier Hot Rod would be attractive enough to sell very many records. Beyond just how cynical it all was, it also struck me as rather teh ghey.

But maybe Fiddy does have a point: As much as we criticize him for posing with his shirt off and making so many songs for the bitches, he does happen to be the best-selling rapper out right now.

Could the real reason Fat Joe and Jadakiss can’t sell any records be attributed to the fact that one is a huge, Michelin Man-looking Puerto Rican and the other one looks like a Ninja Turtle? After all, it’s not like both of them haven’t made their share of songs for the bitches as well.

  • Big Esco

    First

  • BELIZE

    Ohh shyt rey fin to get a hard on after this one….haaaa

    You know its funny cuz 2Pac told many artist in the 90′s that the only way to sell records, is gettin the bitches to love your shyt..guess niggaz dont listen no more, or they just too ugly, who knows’ nowadays

  • BELIZE

    Why that dallas nigga tryin to bite ur style though? YOU should sue that nigga for ig’nant infringement!

  • nocal

    I realized when Titanic came out that 13 year old white women pretty much dominate popular media. That’s why bitches like Nancy Grace can complain about a single missing white chick for years and make a career out of it.

  • nocal

    Also, this is why Tara likes Tupac. It’s why all women liked Tupac.

  • http://xxlmag.com Bol

    ^Yeah, and it’s no wonder Rhymefest’s shit only did ~15,000.

  • oi[ppipi

    lmao @ no John Wayne Gacey

  • BELIZE

    Bol Says:

    September 18th, 2006 at 4:00 pm
    ^Yeah, and it’s no wonder Rhymefest’s shit only did ~15,000.

    ^^Naw he played himself..he could have used kanye more but he had too much pride plus when he did do a song with Ye it was forgettable….

    oh yeah throw lack of promo in the mix 2 playa

  • the one

    I think Bol Is gay. Only bitches always talk about other dudes.

  • http://xxlmag.com Bol

    No homo.

  • http://XXLmag.com Brendan

    LOL @ “Bi’det”

  • XRAY3000

    Ummm Game sold a couple of mill..does he appeal to the ladies..Chamillionaire went plat and according to Fresh he looks like a grilled out Pokemon..LOL!! Pikachu!!

  • XRAY3000

    ^oh yea no homo for you fags out there…

  • Prince Of The South

    That was real talk. If you get the women into your stuff, the men will follow. Why do you think TI had a few soft records on his cd? Women buy cds out the store. That’s why 50 do all them love records, they good records only I don’t like the soft music, but the women love those records. When 21 questions came out men were like I though he wasn’t doing love records, but once they girl said they liked the record they changed they mind about it. Jay did it back in the day, as did Pac and BIG so why do people now feel like they can’t make those kinds of records. None of these rappers are as gangsta as they claim to be because if they were then they’d be dead by now.

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    u a faggit ass nigga bol

    rey has just wet his 4 year old southpole jeans he purchased from tx maxxx..

    i liked dat song rhymefest and kanye did

  • thoreauly77

    it could also be that fat joes “music” makes peoples ears bleed, and although jada is an ill lyricist, listening to him rap is like taking a nap.

  • BELIZE

    lol @ transi being an undercover swearter wearin kanye stan

    and its tj maxx hoto

  • thoreauly77

    i thought all dudes that rocked out to fall out boy wear their kid sisters jeans?

  • http://xxlmag.com Bol

    >Chamillionaire went plat and according to Fresh he looks like a grilled out Pokemon..LOL!! Pikachu!!

    Well, a lot of bitches like Pokemon.

    >it could also be that fat joes “music” makes peoples ears bleed, and although jada is an ill lyricist, listening to him rap is like taking a nap.

    Do you find Fat Joe and Jada’s music especially worse than Fiddy’s?

  • ScrillA MaN

    DAMN DAT NINJA TURTLE HAD ME ROLLIN SON IT IS TRUE

  • http://www.myspace.com/donnygoines Donny Goines

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  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    whut’s an x between friends, belize u tk maxx shoppin’ military method man luvin faggit

    kanye is aiight..well, his music is aiight..he obviously a tek from real world miami type faggit

    bol..paris hilton likes jadakiss and fat joe..well, she knew who they were and put dem on dat song anyway

  • BELIZE

    Trutfully the only thing wrong with Jada is the fact that he makes wack solo cd’s i.e. he’ll have 1/2 of the cd with trash-wack-garbage songs….(anybody remember shine?)

  • http://aol.com javier

    get of 50 cents dick. fat joe and jadakiss are both making more money than you Bol

  • thoreauly77

    i think that fifty and jada are both much better than fat joe; fat joe is a mozzarella looking motherfucker and his “music” is laughable. fifty vs. jada? neither of them are terribly remakable to me, but it is incontestable that fifty is much more intelligent when it comes to marketing.

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    notice rey dat even tho dis 22 comments + deep rey hasnt responded yet..and dis is da same rey who sits refreshing his computer in his cubicle at work waiting for bol to post so he can get the first comment

    i think bol mentioning him has made dat fat fuck implode in delight

  • J

    I think charisma plays into it as well. BIG was one of the ugliest dudes this solar system has ever seen…but he sold millions. Obviously his being ridiculous on the mic was some of it, but that cat had style and was funny as hell (no fonzworth bentley).

    “So after I shits on the bitch…”

    Remember that shit from Life after Death? I was fuckin rollin when i heard that shit!!

    Jada & Joe are what they are lyrically, but when you have the personality of a dead goat…well then your numbers will suffer. Fuck even Jim Jones is entertaining…

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    u all sum faggits

  • BELIZE

    lol @ transi tryin to renig the fact that he’s a kanye’s stan

    and marshalls > tj maxx
    dont get it twisted

    lol @ bol tryin clean out his closet by actin like he cares about mc’s sales when he just wants to know if you think “they” are cute

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    I’M NOT A KANYE STAN (no rey) !!!!!!!!

  • THE TRANSIENT

    Alrite alrite so i likes kanye a lil bit.
    Dat tiney lil jakket he wear is fresh.

  • http://myspace.com/rebeldr frikas

    damn who thinks the game is atractive that muthafucka looks like mr potato head on crack!!!
    fity has a body builder shit going on so the ladies digg that shit just like when pac took his shirt off lol
    no homo!! bol u should post some pics of ure bony ass so we could lough at ure stupid lookins self!!1 no homo!!

  • >>>>>>>>>>>ROC

    BELIZE Says:

    September 18th, 2006 at 3:55 pm
    Ohh shyt rey fin to get a hard on after this one….haaaa

    You know its funny cuz 2Pac told many artist in the 90’s that the only way to sell records, is gettin the bitches to love your shyt..guess niggaz dont listen no more, or they just too ugly, who knows’ nowadays

    iight…pac said that…..but he got the ladies by making club bangers for them and taking off his shirt on stage(no homo)then he came wit that raw shit for the niggaz…he never started singing and sellin out like most of these fake asss no talent niggaz nowadays….he got the ladies 2 cop his album by making hits and then lyrically rippin all his other tracks on his cd’z wit that REAL gangsta shit

  • http://XXLMAG.COM BIG CEASE

    big pa pa r.i.p black and ugly as ever. That shit dont have nothin to do with looks.the bitches loved that nigga.

  • BELIZE

    look at transi in denial

  • SONNY CHEEBA

    Wow, Rey gets’ the best shout out of his comment section life, and doesn’t appear to thank Lupe Bolasco???

    Blasphemy, goddamnit!

    Yeah, but it’s very obvious that only women & white people (both in most cases) buy most music…

    The only exception to not making “girl records” and selling is Eminem… but he’s white and stays complaining like a girl- so i guess he doesn’t count… But even he’s doing “club/girl records” (“ass like that”, “smack that”, etc)

    Fuck these hoes son!

  • JLY

    im a 14 year old cracka and i always have and always will love rap and most of my friends are the same. its a select few faggots who give us a bad name

  • BELIZE

    Yeah ROC..thats why there’s only one pac

    As far as look, ill put money on it that if Beans makes a better cd than his last (which is a classic by the way)..he’ll go platinum especially if he stays out of the bing

  • BELIZE

    JLY Says:

    September 18th, 2006 at 5:13 pm
    im a 14 year old cracka and i always have and always will love rap and most of my friends are the same. its a select few faggots who give us a bad name

    ^Aint u suppose to be in school playin’ “grab her booty” lil man?

  • http://www.myspace.com/kracktheking KR

    >>>>>Could the real reason Fat Joe and Jadakiss can’t sell any records be attributed to the fact that one is a huge, Michelin Man-looking Puerto Rican and the other one looks like a Ninja Turtle?

    LOL…

  • http://soundclick.com/jiddyjid Jid

    do anybody forget that Kiss Of Death did sell over 1,000,000 units? and his other album went gold too…Kiss hasn’t flopped yet.

  • BELIZE

    ^did go plat..go to riaa.com and see

  • BELIZE

    ^didNT go plat..go to riaa.com and see

  • BELIZE
  • washington

    I thought Fat Joe can’t make it because Lil’ Wayne ruined his album.

    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/52933

  • I Fux

    September 18th, 2006 at 4:00 pm
    ^Yeah, and it’s no wonder Rhymefest’s shit only did ~15,000.

    Bol I dont know if you remember, but a few weeks back I touched on this, I was telling you that my girl said Rhymefest looked like some kind of Dinosaur and that women would never buy his album, needless to say I am not gay and dont care what he looks like and bought his album (I have only bought 3 albums so far this year Fishscale,Blue Collar, Best Thang Smokin, I will be picking up Food&Liqour Tomorrow) and Fest’s album is top 3 rap albums out this year fact

  • G Off

    Rhymefest should feel a lot better about himself when he reads that “I FUX” said his album is “top 3″ one sentence after acknowledging “I have only bought 3 albums so far this year”!!!

    Blue Collar is tight, but the best album to go unappreciated with the public is Ray Cash’s C.O.D.

  • BELIZE

    Hmmm…still goin with the Mef’ cd and that Ice cube jointage…

    if you like rick ross’s over produced cd then pick up DAZ..the beats is crack on the album ..i was surprised

  • Kanye

    Fat Joe and Jadakiss can’t sell any records be attributed to the fact that one is a huge, Michelin Man-looking Puerto Rican and the other one looks like a Ninja Turtle? After all, it’s not like both of them haven’t made their share of songs for the bitches as well.

    ^^^^ so true & fuckin Hilarious muahahahahahahaha

  • Spark

    Fat joe Who the fuck cares!!!- co-signing Bol, fuck u’ homo

  • BELIZE

    U slippin rey….

  • http://www.myspace.com/angelsometimes Cthulhu

    50 is pretty hot, but that has a lot to do with his charisma. But if he doesn’t start switching his shit up and coming out with something raw again he’s gonna lose his career I swear. None of his shit is hot lately, and the residual popularity of his first album only worked to sell the second album, it won’t extend to his third. He’s gonna have to start actually being talented again.
    Fat Joe is ugly, but more than that, he has no fucking charisma or talent or originality. If you have NONE of that, you really have no chance in the long run. Catchy beats will only get you so far. Jadakiss…lol, come on.
    I’m a female, I’ll admit that 50 and Pac are [were] both hot and I’m sure that has a lot to do with their sales and shit…not just among women either. Dudes get mancrushes.

  • Spark

    fukin ugly ass Remi ma sellz more !!!

  • Spark

    dont forget the(no homo) cthuhu

  • sojazzy

    “teh ghey”

    ur a nerd

  • DOG

    No comment!?

  • Killaaaaaaaa

    Not true Bol
    T.I. looks like a starving Ethopian and he did 500,000 in his first week.

    While a pretty boy (no John Mark Carr)
    like Loon couldnt give his new record away.

  • Spark

    Is it me or Micheal Irwing(mnf) is still on Crack?

  • q. dog

    last time I checked both of jada’s albums sold alittle over a mil so what are you sayin. And fat joe sold a mil on the record he did with kel’s

  • SHITTYSIDE

    Pac said it along time ago. Female will buy your shit.Nigga won’t. So they gonna make or break you,If you just lookin at sellz end, but dont make too many bitch song or you turn into Ja Rule.

  • Bol’s second mother

    >bol u should post some pics of ure bony ass so we could lough at ure stupid lookins self!!1 no homo!!

    Are you shitting me?! Bol is a fat-ass, BK Quadrouple Stack eating, ugly Sonofabitch… Which might actually get more laughs.

    Moral of the story = Bol is fat.

    No homo on all of this.

  • Bol’s second mother

    Are you shitting me?! Bol is a fat-ass, BK quadrouple stack eating, ugly sonofabitch… Which might actually get more laughs!

    Moral of story = Bol is fat.

    No Jibbs on all of this.

  • Meka Soul

    >Fat Joe and Jadakiss can’t sell any records be attributed to the fact that one is a huge, Michelin Man-looking Puerto Rican and the other one looks like a Ninja Turtle?…>

    not necessarily. mike jones looks like donatello, jim jones resembles pigpen from peanuts & lil’ kim looks like the cowardly lion. and they’ve all sold a gajillion copies.

  • thoreauly77

    jay-z’s face looks like a droopy penis.

    paul wall looks like corky. (i dont have downs, i have ups!)

    eminem has what appears to be an ass-crack on his chin.

    fifty cent resembles a hippopotamous.

    get rich, be ugly.

  • Belize

    lol @ droppy dick (penis sounds to “proper”)

    haaa @ get rich be ugly

    Theo got me crackin ova here with this L”…

  • Incilin

    Biggie was fat as hell, and he sold millions of records. And yeah, Jada does look like a ninja turtle. But then again doesn’t Jay-Z (One of hip hop all time best selling acts) like kinda like Joe Camel??

  • answerD

    Everybody knows you gotta do songs for the hoes! if you just realizing this your a fucking idiot. it doesnt matter about looks either! bitches will fuck a bum on the streets if he says the right thing! the girly songs just gotta be good 2, cant just say im gonna do a joint for bitches, and it not have a hot beat and chorus! a good song is a good song is a good song

  • http://www.dallaspenn.com BILLY SUNDAY

    BROKE AZZ BELIZE,
    real talk is that BOL is a beast on this blog shit, but why you still on the comments section waiting for BOL to piss on you like R.Kellz I am dropping columns biatch.

  • ESL representa

    ^^^^^^^^^^^Someone just got sonned out

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    *ahem* I’ll sign a few autographs, but then I really have to get back to screwing Transi’s mom. Thanks for the almost shout out Bol. YOU’RE NEXT, BELIZE! Also, is it just me, or is Thoreau the new Meka? Also, Fat Joe and Jada have both gone platinum or almost platinum in their careers, and I doubt their looks had any bearing on their sales. Fat Joe looks like a Ghoulie, and Jadakiss definitely looks like a hero on the half-shell. Also, just for the record, it’s Marshall’s. Jerrod Mustaf. UNO!

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    …and Just to make it clear: Fall Out Boy are the Gin Blossoms of ’06, and I’d buy a Kanye West techno album before I bought anything from like 95 percent of the rappers out right now. *no b2k on this whole comment*

  • jay

    ever since lupe ethered you.. your blogs havent been the same. maybe lupe had a point.

  • >I don’t get to kick it with high school kids as often as I’d like (no John Wayne Gacey)

    LOL

  • e

    Fat Joe doesn’t sell because his singles are released months before the actual album.Jadakiss dosen’t sell because his albums lack good pop hooks and come off as formulaic. Sales don’t have shit to do with looks every rapper is ugly as fuck.(NO LOON).They all are skinny, obese, or roided up.

  • low-low

    quit being a fucking sissy…just be yourself and everything will work out.fat joe is garbage.. jadakiss need a hot beat and a nice hook….

  • frankwhite45

    you damn right bout the looks LL made a career out of it TI got that kind of appeal if I listen to chicks around me

    myspace.com/ninohnewjack

  • MANDO X4

    AGH….YOU KNOW, I HAVEN’T EVEN READ THE BLOG, BUT I ALREADY KNOW….FAT JOE AND JADA AIN’T MAINSTREAM DUDES, THEY’RE STREET GUYS. “REAL” STREET GUYS DON’T GET FAR IN A WORLD OF FUCKIN’ ASHLEY SIMPSONS AND ASHTON KUTCHERS….THAT BEING SAID, I LIKE THESE DUDES/THEIR DOWN AS FUCK IN MY BOOK….CENTRAL CALI REPRESENTING FOR MY BOY FAT JOE AND JADA. PEACE.

  • thoreauly77

    disclaimer: i am not the new anything, i am merely an older guy that listens to too much “college rap” in my 97 maxima, in fact today i was bumping de la’s “the grind date”. that doom track is particularly dope. excuse me now, i must go take a hedge hog.

  • Face Phoenix

    Jadakiss & Fat Joe don’t receive the same push by Superconglomerates like Viacom that 50, Nelly & Others do. Jada’s Last Album had to be the most slept on album of that year. Even with Mariah and Nelly’s neither artist has garnished any significant radio or video spins. Joe had damn near 4 videos and still couldn’t sell any units. (I seem to be the only one I know who bought either or both albums by these two). I wish I could see more good music get the same fair push Dem Franchise Boyz get out of BET, VH1 and MTV. So much for wishful thinking. Jada do your thing “Kiss of Death” was a classic, Joe leave the filler out of your albums and you’ll be good.

  • EnglandRepresent

    i think bol mentioning him has made dat fat fuck implode in delight

    LMFAO!! Rey and Transi’s lyrical sparring in these blogs are the real highlight, Bol’s incessant ramblings are nothing short of utter bollocks.

  • RJ

    Rey got ethered, but its all good… Jada’s the truth and fuck you, but Kiss of Death did go plat. RIAA got it twisted, thats why Big Mike said “shouts to my man Jadakiss, certified platinum” on the start of the Kiss of Death Remix. Actually listen to hip hop instead of looking at unupdated websites, faggot (you know who). Jada’s the realest, and 50 is a marketing genius. Real talk.

    PS: Rey, I like that UNO!! thing (ho homo)

  • THE TRUTH

    BOL IS A FAGGOT ASS BITCH WHO THINKS BLOGGING IS REAL JOURNALISM. IGNORE THIS LAME, TOYS!!!

  • Belize

    BILLY SUNDAY Says:

    September 18th, 2006 at 7:48 pm
    BROKE AZZ BELIZE,
    real talk is that BOL is a beast

    ??????????No homo?????????????????

    *~Outs L~*

    Now why u wanna fuk with my blunt u BolSpermSample? I said ur name on UR PAGE now u wanna talk on ur daddy’s page….tsk..tsk…

    If i was the owner of dallaspenn.com Id be pissed that i lost good website exposer because of ur lame ass bloggin game…”Jay-Z broke” ..haaaaaaaaaa….Fukin Herb

    *sigh~Puff~*

    u gotta earn respect homie, it aint given..i.e. Take off that pearl necklace bol gave u and write sum’n good tommorow

    ~Puff~Puff~1NE

  • Belize

    lol @ RJ

    “You cant handle the truth…” haaaaaa……

  • http://dallaspenn.com/weblog/?page_id=291 ShockWave

    Belize,
    real talk is that I will beat the lip gloss off your mouth. you came out your face on this thread early and mentioned my gov’t name on some biting shit. nigga is you stupid?!? fuck all the internet talk and keep it real. you a pussy nigga. don’t ever say my name on your keyboard again.

  • mosdef

    Bol is waaay off the mark with this one.History tells us thatWeezy, the other Ninja Turtle Jeezy, Biggie, Hova,Juve, have all sold albums/had national hits but is them nukkaz really apealing to the ladies on the looks tip? Remember Joe had a platinum hit with JOSE? its the music that needs to be accessible to the ladies I think. You need to adress issues that they relate to in your singles. Like partying, relationship bullshitt or even politics but on a more general tip over a verrry dope beat. Kanye Ladies man?? DONT think so. Its very simplistic to think that being “sexy” makes you a national star. Fif sells his records off the strength of his name. Like success atracting success. People buy into him coz he’s winning right now and they wanna be down with the winning team. ONCE HE TAKES AFEW KNOCKS AND SOMEONE ELSE starts winning, wtach how that persons songs are gonna automatically get the kinda exposure that makes peeps wanna buy they records.

  • SMARTASS

    Bol should be an expert on knowing this, ugly gay-ass nigga. lol

  • Diggy Doc (aka Lil Louch)

    Interscope couldve pushed that shit more. Shine was the only fucked song on the CD if u ask me. Hold up the Kanye and Pharrell shit was weak to. Two of the hottest producers in the game and they gave Jada some of they worse shit. 50 aint make himself hot, JA RULE did. If Ja wouldnt have beat 50′s ass, then he wouldnt have had shit to talk about. If he wouldnt have gotten shot he’d still be at Columbia records cryin and shit. “i dont got a problem wit clout, u aint get shot again yet so wats ur second album about………..nuttin. yo raps r preschool u made alot of money now b cool b4 i swell up yo lips like seafood.” its how u market the game. Biggie had bitches but the average bitch wouldnt com up to that nigga or just drool over him and he tha Best that eva did it.
    Thats why most bitches love Pac more than Biggie and while he did say some serious shit sometimes, after Me Against the World 85% of his shit was fuckin yelling and screamin and shit.

    50 gave Jada a shot out Backdown thats what pissed him off about New York, but that track was too fuckin hot for Jada to turn it down. Then Jada had already turned the remix for PIMP but i aint like dat shit myself. Jada went plat and thats whats up. People get tired of the same shit and G-unit is diggin its grave now cuz they shit water-down. “I speak wat i feel and i keep the shit real so its hard for the kid to get radio penetration” fuck outta here. Tell 50 he still can accept the $1,000,000 pay-per-view battle, but theres no singin so i no he aint down wit dat.

    AND WHOEVA WROTE THIS DUMB ASS ARTICLE ITS A DIFFERENCE IN SINGIN ALL THE DAMN TIME AND MAKIN A SONG FOR THE LADIES. JUS THOUGHT ID LET U NO THAT

  • http://www.myspace.com/16kingz thebestout!!

    jay z=lavia maouth (no appeal) but
    jay z=$+hoes+timbaland (lotsa Appeal)!

    50=guerilla with a hard on (no appeal)
    but 50=dark ll cool j wit more guns+dre (mass appeal)

    Game=bol’s personal stripper (ha! no appeal) but Game=Only hope for the West+dre (I think)=(mass appeal and Jack-off material for lloyd banks)

    Chamillionare=?????fuck I look like to ya’ll a goddamn teacher! u explain the shit!?
    but Chamillionare=Somebody for pekachu to butt fuck on those lonely friday’s (no Yugi-oh)

    Jadakiss=finished hang it up but
    Jadakiss=The punchline king+powder supplier of the lower regions of the mid-west

    Fat joe=crack (echoed 90X)but
    Fat joe=Done if he don’t find anotha rap book to jack(echoed 100X)

    This has been a public service announcement brought to you by the wonderful blog for internet gangsters (dell’s up!LAptops Down!!)if this had been a real music emergency you would’ve have been instructed to put on your headphones and blast S.D.E from Camron (the last dope album out!)

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Upon reading this again, yeah, I did get ethered. It’s okay. Now all I need is for Splinter Nigga Wilson to acknowledge that my tirades against him a few months back is what made him resign himself to breakadays.

    Damm, Beli.. Mu’fuckas iz hatin’ dun!

    Thoreau– Okay, if you say so, altho’ there goes your chance to have Tara confess her love for you via blog.

  • K.O.T.S

    hello everyone…

  • http://MINDSTATELA AM I TRIPPIN YALL

    I dont beleave that Jada and fat joe cant sell because of they looks, look at kanyes big ass jaw, look at jay z’s fricken ugly ass face I mean hot damm that niggas ugly, look at fifty cent that nigga is supa dupa ugly, look at lil john he has a face only a mom could love, I think bol’s just aint got shit to talk about so hes thinking out loud again!
    And as far as those gay white bands that won those awards at MTV , A at least them bands aint trying to appeal to hip hop they making rock music, it seems like your looking for them to talk shit about because hip hop has fallen.

  • the one

    Chamillionare=?????fuck I look like to ya’ll a goddamn teacher! u explain the shit!?
    but Chamillionare=Somebody for pekachu to butt fuck on those lonely friday’s (no Yugi-oh)

    HAHAHAHHA…No Yugi-oh. And to “Am I trippin…No lie homie.

  • the one

    No lie^^^^^^

  • http://yahoo.com Prince Ceasar

    I find it fucking hilarious that a fat, geek looking nigga like Bol..is doing a blog on if these rap artists are appealing to the female audience. What kind of man would post a blog like this anyways. The answer to my own question is a gay nigga. Bol I think you secretly think Joe and Jada are cute, you fruity ass nigga. 1

  • Eastside Bread Maker

    Yea yea yea. Listen not everyone is gonna sell a million records and not everyone is gonna get the success that they feel they deserve. Thats Life! I love Fat Joe’s approach to his songs (no homo), Fifty’s wit is unbelieveable (no homo) and Jada’s punches are classic. But the fact of the matter is this, people wanna know more about 50 than the rest of them. Its not so much that his lyrical ability is far superior to everyone else, its just that his personality and life has captured the attention of people, so when he has something to say, people are gonna wanna to listen.

    For example, Lupe’s album drops (and he is better than i once gave him credit for) and his lyrical content is different from that of most current rappers, but its not that different from lets say Talib Kweli. But for some reason people wanna hear what Lupe has to say more than they wanna hear what Talib has to say, so he’ll get more exposure (and sales), and he’ll be marketed on a commercial/mainstream basis while Kweli is still being touted as an underground artist, but lyrically he’s not better than Kweli. Its all about his ability and capability to appeal to the masses!

  • TYRONECAPONE

    YOUR RIGHT! THERE HAS NOT BEEN A TERROR IN SQUAD SINCE THE PUN ERA! PUN IS PROBABLY ROLLING OVER IN HIS GRAVE WHENEVER SLOPPY JOE IS ON THE MIC! JADABITCH IS A GOOD RAPPER BUT HE’S NOT A GOOD SONG WRITER (JUST LIKE DOJA)! HE SOUNDS BAFOONISH WHEN HE SAYS HE ONE OF THE TOP 5 RAPPERS DEAD OR ALIVE! I CAN NAME 20 RAPPERS BETTER THAN HIM! HIS DEBUT ALBUM WAS TRASH! HIS SOPHMORE ALBUM WAS NOT THAT MUCH BETTER! LETS FACE IT, WHEN 50 SAID HE WOULD RUIN WHAT IS LEFT OF THEIR CAREERS, HE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH! 50 IS THE KING OF NOT ONLY NY BUT THE KING OF RAP! HE’S THE BEST AND THERE’S NOTHING YALL CAN DO ABOUT IT!

  • marlon

    I gotta agree with this. everybody knows that 13 year old girls are the number one demographic cause dadyy can’t say no to his little girl, and 50 is ja rule 2.0. but its not looks its making songs for bitches period, I mean Ja was a weasel and sold cause he made songs for bitches and look at jigga the nigga is hideous but he started selling as soon as he started making girly tunes, so your right it is about the bitches if your doing it for the money and not the love.

  • Hollywood

    Man you are a bitch. You make worthless post, and now you are talking about entertainers looks. Nigga puh-lease! Looks does not equal longevity, which is most artists goal. Nigga go work in a chop house or some shit, because writing is definitely not one of your strong points. I have checked you out for the last 3 or 4 weeks. Then you shoot off on Lupe, you’z a buster my friend.

  • Belize

    ShockWave Says:

    September 19th, 2006 at 2:00 am
    Belize,
    real talk is that I will beat the lip gloss off your mouth. you came out your face on this thread early and mentioned my gov’t name on some biting shit. nigga is you stupid?!? fuck all the internet talk and keep it real. you a pussy nigga. don’t ever say my name on your keyboard again.

    ^
    *Yawn*

    Nigga all i heard was blah blah blah “Im a FornworthBentley Internet G..Blah blah blah

    Just read ur site nucca! why is this the first headline:

    “DALLAS PENN
    The original ‘Dallas’. Dapper D is one of the last great heterosexual stylists.” taken from dallaspann.com

    FAIRYBWAY, SUCK MY (MINE/MEYO) DICK AND STYLE MY HAIR LAMO…now excuse me all ignore ur stylish ways!

  • Belize

    I aint trippin bout em’ Rey, i luv the hate..it preserves my sexy (no proactive)

  • ARGUE WIT ME

    TYRONECAPONE, u gotta be out yo damn mine. 50, the king of hip-hop, maybe hip-pop. Just cause you sell alot of albums don’t make you the king of shit. Who is buying these albums, young punks like yourself. You the type a dude that would roll down the window and jam magic stick loud as hell. How could you respect that. How?

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    lol.. They just know you’re next to be shouted out after Meka, Yung Butplug, and yours truly.

    (altho’ I did catch the ether from Bol)

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Um… No Homo Juelz Santana.

  • Lil Dap

    Doesn’t the music industry research who buys their albums? I assume with a bit of research we could find hard data on the gender breakdown of the CD buying public.

  • Eastside Bread Maker

    ARGUE WIT ME Says:

    You the type a dude that would roll down the window and jam magic stick loud as hell. How could you respect that. How?

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Hahahahahahaha. That shit is hilarious!!!

  • http://dallaspenn.com/weblog/?page_id=291 ShockWave

    Belize,
    you still a dickriding shitbag faggot and I will stomp your ass out with a pair of Dunks in the Brazil colorway…

    http://dallaspenn.com/weblog/?p=888

    or maybe I will kick you in ya’ pussy with my BLU CHEEZ’

    http://dallaspenn.com/weblog/?p=785

    Looking good aint never stop me from knucklin’ up so if you in New York and you feel a kind of way we can man up hardbody. (never any Juelz Santana Jim Jones Boutros Boutros Boutros Luther Vandross in my steez)

    oh yeah, check out BLU CHEEZ MySpace
    http://www.myspace.com/blu_cheez

  • TYRONECAPONE

    50 RULES WITH AN IRON FIST! HE’S MONOPOLIZING THE INDUSTRY! GET OVER IT!

  • TYRONECAPONE

    THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS THE BUSINESS OF SELLING MUSIC! IT IS ABOUT THE SELLS! IT’S ALWAYS ABOUT THE SELLS! PEOPLE THAT SAY IT’S NOT CAN’T SELL RECORDS! ROTTEN APPLE DROPPING 10-10-06! MO MONEY IN THE BANK PT. 5 DROPPING 9-27-06! IT’S THE G-UNIT TAKEOVER! R.I.P. JAYCEON TAYLOR (1979-2006) AKA DOJA, AKA “I’LL DISS YO FAVORITE RAPPER THEN APOLOGIZE TO THEM”. RASS KASS OFFICIALLY ENDED YOUR CAREER!

  • Eastside Bread Maker

    First of all its SALES not SELLS… Honest mistake, dont worry about it. And although it is about SALES you must remember that sales can come without SELLING out. You wouldn’t have to do commercial songs to sell if the labels and radio stations would play something other than gun busting, drug selling, ho slapping, liquor drinking, weed smoking, rim riding, cany paint dripping, designer label wearing, I got more money than you bum-ass niggas music!!!

  • Eastside Bread Maker

    With that said, i’m about to go listen to some of Shynes best muder money flow songs from his introductory album on Bad Boy, Shyne!

  • http://www.myspace.com/angelsometimes Cthulhu

    Why should I no homo after calling 50 Cent hot? I’m a girl. Maybe I’m missing something about the no homo thing but I’m a chick so I don’t think it should apply to me when it comes to saying dudes are sexy. Honestly though I may in fact be missing something about no homo, and I don’t get nullus either.
    I’m guessing most of you guys don’t know I’m a female. That kinda sucks because I’m sure as a dude I sound like quite a fag. Maybe if my name was like “sexychica69696″ everyone would know I was a chick. But I did provide a URL to my myspace to clear things up. Are there any other Bol commenters who aren’t dudes ? So far the only girls I’ve noticed are the ones who come on and bitch about sexism or something and they don’t count, they’re more like trolls.

  • Diggy Doc (aka Lil Louch)

    “she tried to diss Kiss to the world, and its her fault cuz she said she saw u kissin a girl. The hood was behind her for her whole career, but now they slightly startin to disappear. Some about that, shes always angry, mightve been when them girls tried to push her scout back. Needed some headroom. So she went out and bought Tyson’s mansion wit 18bedrooms.DIESEL DOMESTIC BARS.THAT DONT LEAVE NO MARKS THO. U GOTTA DIGEST THE SCARS. IN FACT, THINK U BETTA TELL-HER TO GET BACK,CUZ EVERY KISS RAP SIMILAR TO BITCH SMACK. TOO HARD, SINCE WAY BACK IN THE SCHOOLYARD. SHE HOLLYWOOD THO, ALL SHE NEED IS THE BOOB-JOB.GIRL IN THE BUBBLE, DIDNT MEAN TO TROUBLE HER, MAN, BUT IMA CALICO IM DOUBLE HER. REALLY THINK U SHOULD TELL-HER TO CHILL CUZ, MY RESUME’S LONGER THAN HER DOCTORS BILL WAS. I DID THE SONG WIT JA RULE BIGGIN THE CITY UP(NEW YORK), SHE DID THE MAGIC STICK REMIX WIT OLIVIA (CANDY SHOP), SHE GOT MORE MONEY, BUT I GET BUSIER. THINK SOMEBODY IS GON END UP KILLIN HER.AND WHEN ITS ALL SAID AND DONE, AFTER THEY SAID I WON, ALL IM GON SAY IS……………SORRY MS JACKSON(OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)I AM FOR REAL. NEVER MEANT TO MAKE YO DAUGHTER CRY, I APOLOGIZE A TRILLION TIMES

  • http://www.myspace.com/angelsometimes Cthulhu

    It’s funny to watch all you guys trying to speculate on who is and isn’t appealing to females. So far you guys are way off. You guys zero in on shit like Kanye’s jaw or TI’s skinny ass, but that shit really doesn’t have anything to do with it. While I think Kanye is a big stupid, plenty of women think he’s fine. 50 Cent resembles a silverback gorilla but he’s hot. Loyd Banks is hot too [just had to throw that in there]. Chamillionare is…weird looking, to say the least, but he’s got sex appeal too for some reason. TI is especially attractive to a lot of women. JayZ is fucking Beyonce, that is proof enough that women do indeed want his dick. It’s charisma. As long as a dude isn’t big and fat like Fat Joe and Tony Yayo…charisma will override any of the physical flaws you ladies keep bringing up. Ludacris is a good example of that. I myself want to fuck his brains out, badly, and I’m sure a lot of you nitpickers would say he’s funny looking or something but that shit is moot. He’s got charisma, he’s charming and sexy and witty. That is what appeals to female fans and that, combined with catchy sexy songs, is what sells albums. It’s lame, I know, but it’s true. Field Mob is another good example. They’re fucking hot too, and women love them. They’re just catching on though. Women [but NOT ME] even like Rick Ross! He’s probably the only fat guy in the game right now I can think of that women are into. It’s all about swagger and charisma. That shit carries you further than you guys might think. I didn’t even realize JayZ looked like Joe Camel until very recently, thanks to his swagger. I’ve had a crush on him since I was like 12.
    Krazy Bone is fine as hell, I remember me and all my little white girl friends getting a big crush on him when Crossroads came out. That was probably a case of charisma combining with hotness though.
    Oh, and chicks really dig Chingy. You guys knew that though.

  • Diggy Doc (aka Lil Louch)

    Hood had love for this bitch, cuz she came from South Side Queens, with a thug-ass clique.bitch got change then she changed.Now she dont fuck wit da hood. Probably givin niggas brain. Bitch got bougie on nigga. went from the hood to hollywood, got mooooooovie on a nigga. Bitch talking greasy like New Yorks thing. Sucking down south dick thats wat New York think. and the bitch used to be cool. Hood even liked the Bitch, we used to listen to her gettin the weed, she had stories of many men, times in da club and niggas that was wanksta but the true will receive. bitch aint shit, she was real good at bluffin it, order protection from the nigga she was fuckin wit. now thats a hoe, that u just cant trust, hire COPS, thats a hoe, that u just cant touch. Bitch moved out New York when they was slinging them glocks. Bitch gotta deep voice but she be singing alot. And the bitch will sell her soul just to get on the charts. wanna front like she gangsta but she got no hear. and she gon get hit with mack-in, all in the back-in, and this time i bet the jaw be crack-in, she gon get broke into fractions, D-BLOCK IS THA FACTION, ALL I CAN SAY IS IM SORRY MS JACKSON, IM SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • Diggy Doc (aka Lil Louch)

    FUCK G-UNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!D-BLOCK ALL DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Mr.Me

    Bol ya grandma’s signed to Interscope but she got a spinnin Arista pendant. Who cares about Kiss an fat joe right now…them niggas aint really makin no noise like that anymore.

  • DJ N-CREDIBLE

    THERES ALL THIS TALK ABOUT THE ILLMATIC BEING HIS ONLY RESPECTABLE LP…BUT IN MY OPINION(UNFOURNTANETLY NOT A PROVEN FACT…BUT I WILL CHECK INTO IT)…IT WAS WRITTEN WAS HIS BEST WORK…HERES MY LIST FOR THE SCRIBES TO WRITE DOWN IN THE HOLY HIP HOP BIBLE:

    1.)IT WAS WRITTEN
    2.)I AM
    3.) STILLMATIC
    4.)ILLMATIC
    5.)LOST TAPES
    6.)GOD SON
    7.)NASTRODAMUS

  • DJ N-CREDIBLE

    BY THE WAY THIS SHIT IS GAY…TALKING ABOUT WHAT RAPPERS ARE ATTRACTIVE…WOW

  • Eastside Bread Maker

    DJ N-Credible don’t forget about streets disciple. I mean if you get past the fact that he did about 3 to 4 songs dedicated to Kelis, and only one of them was hot, the rest of the album is crack. Both disciple songs are hot, message to the feds is hard, both songs regarding sekou and his girl is hard, and remember the times always brings a smile to my face when i reminisce about the times that i was running in and out of every chick that smiled at me. Streets Disciple is a very slept on album and deserves way more credit than it gets!

  • CrenshawDeathrowInmate

    Bol now I know ur a fukkin idiot, fat Joe and Jadakiss are millionaires, how tha fuk did they not make it, 99% of niggaz would love to be in their positions, u would too u lil fuk, I dunno some of tha shit u write, u seem pretty fukkin ignorant.

  • CrenshawDeathrowInmate

    lets get one thing fukkin str8, all rap niggaz that are up in these magazines, their fukkin RICH, it dont matter if they sell 100,000 copies, thats Hood platinum, so fuk all yall, cuz all these cats is rich, and thas y they dont give a fuk bout wut dumbass niggaz like Bol gotta say. And for u homo niggaz thinkin fiddy good lookin, yall better check urselves man, I wouldnt be able to tell who was fiddy if that man stood next to a gorilla ya feel me. Fukkin chumps.

  • ARGUE WIT ME

    TYRONECAPONE Says:

    September 19th, 2006 at 11:26 am
    50 RULES WITH AN IRON FIST! HE’S MONOPOLIZING THE INDUSTRY! GET OVER IT!

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    So what your saying is you respect album sales? No matter what it takes to get them. This is the same dude that fought naked with another dude in the shower in “Get Rich or Die Tryin”. This is same dude who hasn’t had a single with out him singing the hook, in the past two years. This is the same dude that scared to come out his house by hiself. He ain’t actually been in the club since “In The Club” came out. Are you serious? Keep it funky, this dude is selling to little 12 year old white kids. Thats why he’s selling. And if actually bought his album then that puts you in that category. You probably want to meet him at the “candy shop.”(No TYRONECAPONE)

  • http://xxlmag.com slick money

    You on point wiht that one in todays market these dudes don’t have a shot at moving New York hip hop in another direction. they wont be around much longer anyway! Jada better be glad for mix-tapes.

  • John the Baptist

    Thats exactly what that is, cuz geuss what, CHICKS BUY MORE RECORDS THAN DUDES, BE IT WHITE/BLACK/HISPANIC what have you….most girls I know don’t look for the bootleg, if they want it they buy it…juss gurls in general usually buy shit the day it comes out…them and kids…but kids be bootleggin’ alot of shit..

  • Belize

    lol @ shockghey tryin to promote his wack ass myspace page

    lol @ ur cute pink shoes…its cute..really..i think u should to walk around with that bear so u match…

    fukin stylist

  • Belize

    ohhh yeah i dont live in NY but thanks for the offer, im not sur that i can fight a stylist though..i heard yall are toooo gully, u might spray me with hairspray or shoot me with jerrycurl juice…haaaa…

    lemme now go back to breakin up this swisher

  • SUPERMAN

    YEAH THAT BITCH TARA WISH SHE COULD OF SLEPT WITH PAC BEFORE HE DIED THATS WHY SHE WONT SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT HIM. STUPID BITCH!

  • Sabrina

    Bol, have you looked in the mirror lately? You are no where near cute, your not even decent looking. You have no right to judge someone based on their looks. Shame on you tubby.

  • ARGUE WIT ME

    TYRONECAPONE Says:

    September 19th, 2006 at 11:26 am
    50 RULES WITH AN IRON FIST! HE’S MONOPOLIZING THE INDUSTRY! GET OVER IT!

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    So what your saying is you respect album sales? No matter what it takes to get them. This is the same dude that fought naked with another dude in the shower in “Get Rich or Die Tryin”.(no stunt double) This is same dude who hasn’t had a single with out him singing the hook, in the past two years. This is the same dude that scared to come out his house by hiself. He ain’t actually been in the club since “In The Club” came out. Are you serious? Keep it funky, this dude is selling to little 12 year old white kids. Thats why he’s selling. And if you actually bought his album then that puts you in that category. You probably want to meet him at the “candy shop.”(No TYRONECAPONE)

  • http://www.myspace.com/haloxxxv Juice

    dat shit is pretty funny

    but jada is wanna da best lyricists

  • SUPERMAN

    CTHULHU YOU SOUND LIKE A CHICK WHO WOULD FUCK ANYBODY JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT. YOU’D PROBABLY FUCK GEORGE BUSH IF THAT NIGGA WAS MAKIN HIT RECORDS TOO WOULDNT YOU? YOU SOUND LIKE A HOE, BUT THATS NOT MY CALL. SEEMS LIKE THESE GIRLS YOU MENTION AINT REALLY INTO CHARISMA (WHAT FUCKIN CHARISMA DOES FIELD MOB HAVE?) BUT THE FACT THAT THESE NIGGAS GOT BREAD. LETS FACE IT, 98% OF WOMEN TODAY ARE GOLD DIGGERS. SO ALL THAT SHIT ABOUT CHARISMA, BITCH PLEASE YOU JUST HUNGRY FOR DICK REGARDLESS OF HOW SMOOTH THESE NIGGAS ARE. RICK ROSS WHO? CHARISMA WHAT? NOW I REALLY DO KNOW YOURE A WHORE!

  • T-Rocka

    I don’t see how people say Jada didn’t make it or never sold records. His last album went platinum and his first solo did about the same. Not to mention he has a plat and gold albums with his group. So I don’t see how he didn’t make it. Considering he’s not too much of a mainstream MC.

    Fat Joe hasn’t had that opportunity, although he’s tried many times. I will say that this blogger may have a point though. The majority that buys records are women. If they don’t think you look appealing, they’re going to be like yeah right.

  • Chris Villain

    its quite simple….Women prefer to pay for shit men prefer to bootleg and or steal

  • Chris Villain

    LMAO SBRINA sure told u BOL….BOL i have many hoes under my belt i can lend you one (no will and grace)

  • AirlineGeneral

    uh….lets not forget bol jadakiss did go platinum off of “kiss of death” and that shit was a hot ass album…speak on that nigga

  • http://www.myspace.com/angelsometimes Cthulhu

    Wow…I am about to respond seriously to a comment left by someone not to be taken seriously but oh well.
    I wasn’t saying I wanted to fuck all those dudes I listed. Just Luda really. What I was saying was that women in general like those guys. Actually, I haven’t bought or downloaded a single album by any of those guys except TI but I bought his shit for 9 bucks just for Rubberbandman. And to be honest if it came right down to it I don’t think I’d fuck a single one of them STD infested bastard factories. Groupie fuckers are as nasty as groupies. But some of them are pretty hot. It would be cool if they weren’t too disgusting to fuck.

  • da chi

    Donny Goines Says:

    September 18th, 2006 at 4:29 pm
    FUCK DA SOURCE MAGAZINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    http://www.myspace.com/donnygoines

    Listen to song and read blog for explanation. 1

    why are you posting this all overthe internet?

  • REAL TALK

    if u relly taleneted den ur image wont matter..but if u jus decent den u def need a good appeal.or jus dress good..half these rappers dont kno how 2 dress..if u dress like pharell wat bitch cant u get..no homo

  • REAL TALK

    unless uz a real ugly nigga..”my polo top”

  • jon jon–23

    Biggie and Jay Z aint the most attractive niggas. Women were crazy about Tupac but of course he was very talented. It’s all about being talented at what you do and being true to your style. While someone like Puffy is rushing to sign the best looking artist, he should remember that Craig Mack (who was beaten with ugly branches at birth) basically jump started his label. Biggie (not the most attractive man) is responsible for him enjoying the riches that he has today. An ugly artist with a lot of self confidence, strong personality and talent is very interesting(see Flavor Flav). Where would Bow Wow be without Jermaine Dupree? All you have to do is look what he did on the one album he didn’t work with J.D. That’s why he went back to him. It’s about personality, realness and talent; looks are a bonus.

  • MIKE MURDA

    FUCK THE LOOKS FAT JOE AND JADAKISS R GARBAGE PERIOD

  • http://xxlmag.com Craig-general

    both of them just suck thats why they can’t sell.GGGG=unit

  • Diggy Doc (aka Lil Louch)

    MIKE MURDA I BET UA G-UNIT DICKRIDIN BITCH WHO WOULD DO ANYTHING 50 TELL U TO DO. Y HE AINT ACCEPT THE PAY-PER-VIEW MILLION DOLLAR BATTLE. HE PAID IT SHOULDNT HURT HIM, BUT U NO WAT IT WILL END HIS CAREER. IF HE COULD SING I PROB WOULD TAKE IT. WHAT YALL GOT TO REALIZE IS NIGGAS AINT GOT WAT THA NEXT MAN GOT 2B PAID. IF U GOT THE KINGPIN IN YO HOOD BUT U AINT WANTIN FOR SHIT AND CAN GO AND GET ANYTHING U WANT….DO THAT MAKE U BROKE. HELL NO BITCH.

    JADA SAID……………………..”RIGHT NOW THE BUDGET IS TIGHT, MY ,MILLS LIGHT, BUT REAL LIFE, I CAN DROP WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE”

    I AINT GON FRONT I LIKE TO SEE A BLACK MAN WIT DA POWER THAT 50 HAS AT INTERSCOPE, BUT UNFORTUNATELY HE A COWARD ASS NIGGA WHO WHOLE LIFE BASED OFF SOMEBODY DAMN NEAR KILLIN HIM AND HE THINK HE HOT BUT LIKE I SAID HE SHOULD BE HOTTER. I DONT EVEN FLOW BUT WHERE THE GAME IS NOW, PUT ME WIT DRE AND EM AND IMA GO PLAT. 50 KNOW THAT LYRICALLY HE CANT FUCK WIT D-BLOCK THATS THE MAIN REASON HE HAS THE CATCHY HOOKS AND ALL THE SINGIN TO MAKE UP FOR IT. HOW LONG HAD HE BEEN SIGNED B4 EM PICKED HIM UP, EVEN B4 HE WAS SHOT. THE NIGGA WAS GARBAGE AND HE STILL IS. JUST LIKE TIME IS MONEY……………TIMING IS BASICALLY EVERYTHING.

    “TRACKMASTERS SHELVED U,BRAVEHEARTS HELPED U, AND EVERYBODY FELT U, NOW I GOTTA MELT U. AND DONT TRY TO PULL RANK ON KISS. CUZ THE NIGGAS IMA SEND DO IT AINT GON MISS. BE LAID UP STIFF, I SPIT STRAIGHT UP PIFF, I DID REAL SONGS WIT BIG, NO MADE UP SHITS. i dont got a problem wit clout, u aint get shot again yet so wats ur second album about………..nuttin. yo raps r preschool u made alot of money now b cool b4 i swell up yo lips like seafood. can i get a mic check, u dont derserve a chance to dance wit me dawg, ya steps aint right yet. the block is jus fine, homie tha d straight, most likely yo new cd is a weed plate. bunch of love songs. 100%pure garbage. jus som to break up buds on. u should jus sell clothes and sneakers, cuz outta yo whole camp yo flow is the weakest. im in da town where the young boys is clappin. u runnin around wit da lieutenant and captain.IT’LL TAKE A LIFETIME TO C KISS, U HAD TO GET SHOT 9TIMES TO BE RICH

  • Diggy Doc (aka Lil Louch)

    CRAIG U A BITCH TOO NIGGA

  • Diggy Doc (aka Lil Louch)

    AND ALL YALL “REAL NIGGAS” ON THIS NIGGA DICK AND YALL NO HE A FUCKING SNITCH AND U ALSO NO THE GOTTA ORDER OF PROTECTION ON LIL PUNIY ASS JA RULE AND IRV GOTTI. HE NOWHERE NEAR THE “REAL” 50. THATS FA-SHO. ALL YALL G-UNIT DICKRIDAS GO TO HELL WIT FUCKIN GASOLINE BOXERS NAH FUCK DAT GASOLINE THONGS ON BITCH

  • Diggy Doc (aka Lil Louch)

    inquiring minds wanna no. everybody wanna blow, every nigga dat hustle wanna o. every r&b diva’s freak, on tha low. take a real special nigga to grind and get it slow. most dudes get caught in dey feelins. then react off emotions, damn near result to a killin. c me, im strictly bout my bread. niggas and family, everything else is dead. after the state, everything else is feds. after the hawk, everything else is lead. outside of da bentley coup, its milk-white, wit chrome stocks, everything else is red. yea KISS shit blazin, and i copped ya new shit, i hated the songs, but the skits was amazin. back by popular demand of the hood. mean outfit, half-ounce, hammer and im good. betta start using ya head. and i cant name 10 hot rappers without includin tha dead. i can move the haze and hard-white and be fine, but after 10years i should jus want wats rightfully mine. its a shame that i feel like, and truth is dat nigga ki-double…………he filled that gap, one

  • tha young nigga

    The real resason is jada,fat joe,and all these other niggaz aint got no sick ass beats.I have to admit jada’s last album had some shit but not enough.Fat joe is not areal writer so he is limited as an artist.Fiddy does his thang because he is with the most creative team to help him out EM&DRE.DR DRE has always knew how to put together a team were no other label has done that to make everybody have good music.With aftermath they are self contained were they don’t need every hit producer they got it at home.Were all the other labels have to spend big money to have a hit.What artist like jada ‘fat joe has ateam none and if so they hella weak.Camps like DTP,Ruff Ryders,ROcafella,Rap alot,soso def only have one artist that they will realy spend money on and thats were they loose.

  • SUPERMAN

    THANK YOU CTHULHU OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL IT. I RESPECT THAT. ON ANOTHER NOTE FUCK THE GAME THAT NIGGA IS GARBAGE. ONLY REASON HE AROUND IS CUZ OF 50. AND THATS THE TRUTH!

  • G-UniteyeGotchaBack

    The reason why these niggas can’t make it is because they fucked with the wrong NY cat. That’s what happens when you try to beef with the big dogs.

    p.s. I never liked Fat Joe but he’s got a new track with Lil’ Wayne called “Make It Rain” that’s hot.

  • http://www.myspace.com/angelsometimes Cthulhu

    I am probably the least likely person in the world to want to fuck someone just because their album went platinum or whatever. That shit is stupid.
    If I want to fuck someone it is because they’re hot.

  • SUPERMAN

    OKAY I GET IT ALREADY DAMN! I THINK THIS GIRL IS GONNA BEAT MY FACE IN OR SOMETHING. I’D LIKE TO FUCK THAT KYLA PRATT CHICK SHE’S HOT. AND CASSIE, DAMN SHE’S “PRETTY AND PETITE-I COULD LIFT HER OFF HER FEET.”

  • SUPERMAN

    BEYONCE TOO BUT JUST CUZ OF HER LEGS!

  • hwata

    fuck byran crawford, u racist son of a bitch and a gay panther

  • kingme

    nigga look at you, you look like laurence fishburne on crack

  • dr.kush818

    them muthafuckas aint got no game and somebody tell fat hoe when was the last time he saw his own cock!!!!fuck hoe crack and terror squad bitch!!!!

  • trae bizzo

    I don’t care how street fat joe iz. His style of yellin and the overuse of curses ain’t appealing to no one.

  • Hurricane Game

    SUPERMAN Says:

    September 20th, 2006 at 3:44 pm
    OKAY I GET IT ALREADY DAMN! I THINK THIS GIRL IS GONNA BEAT MY FACE IN OR SOMETHING. I’D LIKE TO FUCK THAT KYLA PRATT CHICK SHE’S HOT. AND CASSIE, DAMN SHE’S “PRETTY AND PETITE-I COULD LIFT HER OFF HER FEET.”

    Man I dont usually agree with SUPERMAN but damn he right here, Ive wanted to cfuck ol’ Cassie for a while and Beyonces Ass is bangin’.

  • Cuban Link

    Could the real reason Fat Joe and Jadakiss can’t sell any records be attributed to the fact that one is a huge, Michelin Man-looking Puerto Rican and the other one looks like a Ninja Turtle?

    lmfaooo bahaha that gave me a good laugh