Tara, you ignorant slut

After Tara Henley published her post yesterday about how online hip-hop media is ruining the genre, while print hip-hop media has important business relationships with artists in New York and Atlanta (?), she fired off an email letting me know that a) she wasn’t going after me in her post and b) she’s still in love with me.

I think she was worried that I would stop liking her, especially after the bit about how she thinks celebrity commenter Meka Soul should have his own blog here. You know how girls get. But why should I give a shit about him having a blog here one way or the other? I’ve already had my own blog here since March.

Ripping off all your stories
from okayplayer has its privileges…

Also, it’s pretty obvious that her whole entire post was about me. Not that I can blame the girl for thinking about me constantly, but the post was so full of bullshit (her head was obviously clouded with thoughts of us “being together”) that I’m not even sure where to begin debunking it. I suppose the beginning will work.

The first problem with online hip-hop media compared to other forms of media: We publish way too often. This was my first clue that she was really talking about me[1]. Who else other than R. Crumb’s brother writes nearly as much as I do? Would xxlmag.com really be better off if I had the work ethic of a Tara Henley or, god forbid, a DJ Drama? If I spent an entire month thinking about yesterday’s story on hip-hop and the men’s rights movement, it probably wouldn’t have come out much different than it did yesterday, when I spent 15 minutes thinking about it. I’m just good like that.

The second problem with online hip-hop media compared to other forms of media: We’re far too sarcastic. Which I took as her being upset with me constantly referring to her as my baby’s mother. (The idea of hip-hop being ruined because some guy on the Internet was being too sarcastic is pretty far-fetched even by her own standards.) My bad, Tara. For what it’s worth, I doubt that anyone who ever read that would actually think that the two of us have produced any offspring. (Yet.) With the kind of life I prefer to lead, it’s not like I could have any kids anyway. Granted, I know you’ve got important business relationships with artists in both New York and Atlanta, but raising a child costs real money, not just the kind you produce in your own imagination.

The third problem with online hip-hop media compared to other forms of media: People keep showing up in the comments section asking for naked pictures of Tara. Admittedly, this needs to stop. Guys, which do you think is actually more likely to get Tara to finally post some naked pictures of herself – a) 15 or 20 anonymous kids in the comment section with no talent for writing, or b) one guy who’s already had an intimate phone conservation with her and might have a certain facility for smooth talking a lady? Fall back and let me handle this one. If we play our cards right, I might be able to get us pictures of both herself and Eternia.

Do I need to remind you all of what’s at stake here?

[1] Other than, of course, the extra-sensory connection that develops between two people who have such a close relationship. (I could sort of feel it when I woke up yesterday.)

  • SONNY CHEEBA

    1st!

  • I Fux

    frst

  • SONNY CHEEBA

    Tara= The Blog version of Carmen Bryant (with less kids, i think?)

  • SONNY CHEEBA

    Nas’ baby mother for u slow ones…

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    u a faggit ass nigga bol

    so..who gun be first nigga in da blogosphere 2 bed tara ?

    me

    bol

    splinter nigga

    noz

    breihan, fennessey or 1 of da other indie rock pitchfork faggits wit blogs

    meka soul

    da rafi nigga she wuz sweatin’

    ??????????????????????????

    * rey, sickamore, belize and dj drama are all disqualified since dey are, 2 varying degrees, gay

  • piihhuhuoh

    i just read through this entire thread on okayplayer… you got ethered.

  • Harlem G

    i guess she got to u huh, bol. but admit it, ur post usually suck and are totally one sided,( an absolute no-no for “journalist”) (no Little Brother)

  • TARA

    I love you too, Bol.

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    also..u should do a “FIRE DJ DRAMA” blog on hea, bol..

    i propose splinter gets rid of drama and den hires breihan or one of dem otha pseudo academic indie dipset faggits who we can son da livin shit out of

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    LOL…

    That’s 2 name-checks for Meka Soul. YN, write Meka’s ass a check! (no dj drama) With any luck, me & Belize can be his weed carriers the way Akuma & Combat Jack bag-handle for Bol.

    This was some funny shit, Weevil. I didn’t think you had Satire in your Big Bag O’ Shtick. (no bow wow)

    As for your crush on Tara, I have a suggestion: Put on a wig and dark glasses and claim to be Meka Soul. Just say “I kid, I kid” and “Pervis Ellison” and she’ll fall for it.

    UNO!

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    lol @ Transi, the Idiot Savant of xxlmag.com

    Best part? “i propose splinter gets rid of drama and den hires breihan or one of dem otha pseudo academic indie dipset faggits who we can son da livin shit out of”

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Tara = Kelly Kapowski

    Bol = Zack Morris

    Meka = A.C. Slater… This is gonna get interesting!

    …still laughing at “pseudo academic indie dipset faggits”…

  • Mikey Ess AKA SukedowN

    Youse a fool for that title, Bol.

    And you proved all her points in this post.

    Nonetheless, it is still cheap entertainment.

    (That’s the life of a shock blogger: Fake ignorance is fake bliss/exposure)

  • SONNY CHEEBA

    why the bif fuss over Meka Soul??? he sounds like some “young skateboarding, Kanye West,” ass blogging cat…

    Give Transi, Rey, and GJ Un-credible (just for pure “etherage”) there own blog… Now THAT would be worth my time…

    “U faggit ass nigga bol”
    ^^^Classic!

  • Mikey Ess AKA SukedowN

    Transient needs a blog. Seriously.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Sonny Cheeba = my very own weed carrier. (no juelz)

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    *first, not own. My bad.

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    i wunda if tara will post a riposte to dis

  • alleyeCNtower

    …THIS is how this dude responds in defense of online hip hop journalism?

    I have every issue of every rap magazine that matters since 1992.

    If I EVER read something so head-spinningly ignorant on paper, I’d burn that shit faster than Nas on an XXL cover

    you should be ashamed to THINK such thoughts, much less put your name behind them and spread it into cyberspace. even as the most cryptic inside joke imaginable, this is unfit for human brains to read.

    the lowest point in online hip hop journalism has now been reached.

    the bar has been lowered. congradulations.
    now, NEVER DO THIS AGAIN.
    word up
    peace to Tara.

  • pop a poppa

    woooooooo!
    lol damn Bol now thaz a way to make a title wit a bang. haha nice.

    out wit Drama.
    fresh fish! fresh fish! fresh fish!

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    alleyeCNtower must have it worse for Tara than Bol & Transi combined.

  • soopadoopa

    that chick sounds like she hates her herself. BUCK UP BABY!!!

  • SONNY CHEEBA

    >>>Rey Says:
    Sonny Cheeba = my very own weed carrier. (no juelz)

    Let’s get serious… As i puff away on the rawest of OG Kush (flown in via a popular “parcel service”), i laugh at ur petty comments… Ur an emo/”heart on my sleave”/johnny, who happens to be funny occasionaly (most sad clowns tend be funny)…

  • thoreauly77

    very insightful post today mr crawford. i read the OKP thread, because i am a nerd like that, and i thought it was pretty funny how upset they got with you, and how easy it was for you to manipulate them. you know tara’s post yesterday was dope though, dont front. you know you wanna have lil blogger babies with her!

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    You wound me, Sonny Cheeba.

    WE COULD’VE BEEN SPECIAL!

    (no “entourage”)

  • thoreauly77

    alleyecntower is a graet spellar. congradulashuns.

  • SONNY CHEEBA

    and Bol, they did slay u on okplayer… u need to get ur name back son!

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    i cant even make sense of dem okayplayer threads..i cant work out where da posts finish and da common & talib kweli quotes in dey sigs start

    has muskrat bol eva had any shit published in da actual xxl magazine?

  • http://rockthedub.blogspot.com khal

    lol… Bol, when I saw DJ Drama on the VMAs shouting out on stage for TI, I was seriously thinkin’ “Shit, this nigga needs to step his blog game up”…

    i need a life.

  • SONNY CHEEBA

    u still my nigga, even if u get no bigga Rey (no bol’s latest blogs)…

  • e

    b) one guy who’s already had an intimate phone conservation with her and might have a certain facility for smooth talking a lady?
    ^^^ Suerly you are talking about Meka Soul, we all know you don’t talk to girls Bol

    If any one here gets a blog i’ll apply for a weed carrier job. (no dj drama)

  • Incilin

    LMAO. This blog gets more and more over the top every time I read it. But seriously, Tara prolly has the best blog on this site. It’s only someone like you that would call her a “ignorant slut” even if you didn’t mean it and were just joking its pretty fucked up.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    The conscious rap fan in me wants to lay off of okayplayer, but the part of me that loves fucking with people who take shit way, way, way too seriously wants to chime in.

    I’m torn. (no natalie imbruglia)

    Fuck it. I want a xxlmag.com blog. I’ll call it “Tales of the Fat, Dumped, Kanye Stan”

  • Belize

    I just took a shit

    I just read this shit

    Judging by the comments

    Transi need to wipe my ass

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    incilin a bitchmade faggit

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Transi’s would say “Ramblings from a faggit ass nigga–Over one million times ethered”

  • e

    I will give you props (no ll cool j) though Bol you post 5 days a week and they are better written than any other blogger on here.

  • pop a poppa

    THE TRANSIENT Says:
    i cant even make sense of dem okayplayer threads..i cant work out where da posts finish and da common & talib kweli quotes in dey sigs start

    4 real yo… this the only hip-hop site that i ever take actual time to post on because you can actually follow the blogs witout havin’ to look for tha piece of cheese at the center of the maze.

  • loosenut

    I called this one…Bol Ethered Tara…

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    mine would actually say

    u a faggit ass nigga..yea, punk, tHe tRaNsIeNt is talkin’ to YOU!

    and have a pic of me holdin’ my pistol

  • thoreauly77

    i want a blog on here so that i can discuss all of my pretentious academic endeavors and relentlessly poke fun at emo music. also, i will start a petition to bring mens clothing back to hardcore music (and the dipset for that matter). what do you think? anyone want to read theory about “insomniac text”?

  • pop a poppa

    the one wit the BANG! sign poppin’ outta it?

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    taaaaarrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • Belize

    Fuck Tara its all about Fresh

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    nah, nigga..a real piece

    gotta stay holdin’

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    LMAO at Transi– Maybe you should have your own blog. You a Riley Freeman ass nigga, Transi.

    lol @ Pop

    thoreauly77–I have no idea what the hell you’re talking about, but that was some funny shit.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Anybody know what Fresh looks like? I picture her as Free.

  • DJ N-Credible

    THIS SHIT PROPELLED THIS BLOGGING SITE TO A NEW LEVEL OF GEEKNESS…WHEN I FIRST GOT HERE SHIT WAS STR8 BUT NOW ITS FULL OF LAME MUTHA UCKAS…WHERE TRUTH IS ABSENT BULLSHIT PREVAILS

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Meka gone hollywood on us. Dude normally has 20 posts and 45 wrestlers by now.

    YOU USED TO BE ABOUT THE MUSIC!!

  • DJ N-Credible

    BOL YOUR JUST LIKE THE REST OF THESE CLUELESS DICKHEADS THAT PLAGUE THIS SITE WITH THERE LAME AS COMMENTS…XXL HAS BECOME A BREEDING GROUND FOR DECADENCE

  • slap fire out a blog

    Okayplayer is the strangest place on the internet for hip hop. Is it just me or does ?uest have some sort of mind control over everyone that frequents te site? Its like Jim Jones in Jonestown over there……..

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    i picture fresh as lookin like mia x meets medusa or sum shit

  • pop a poppa

    i picture Fresh as Mo’Nique… hence no picture on da sidebar

  • slap fire out a blog

    Oh shit, there is track called “Forward” that Eternia put out on neblinarecords.com does anyone have this joint?

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    DJ N-Credible:

    I hear what you’re saying to a certain degree, but people talk about the topic at hand until it becomes either A-a pissing contest, B-a stan-off, or C-”my rapper can beat your rapper”.. That shit is way geekier and way more lame than us nerds talkin’ wrestlers and NBA players.

    Just look at anything on this site having to do with The Game or a G-Unit rapper. Eventually some asshole writes “G-UNIT!!!” 4,000 times in response to some other asshole writing “G-UNOT!!!” 3,999 times.

    That gets way more irritating than someone mentioning:

    1-Charles Oakley
    2-Al Leiter
    3-Shane McMahon
    4-Greendog (sega genesis) or
    5-Jumbo Elliott

    Relax, N-Credible. It’s not that bad.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Fresh is either:

    1-Really hot
    2-Bol-in-Drag Ugly
    3-A dude

  • http://xxlmag.com Bol

    >does anyone have this joint?

    No.

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    damn..rey jus geeked da blog up

    u a molly ringwold ass nigga, rey

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    you a duckie ass nigga, transient.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Transi, your mom either didn’t breastfeed you enough, or kept that titty in your mouth til you were 14. Either way, you have issues.

  • thoreauly77

    rey- yeah i dont know what the fuck i am talking about either.
    djncredible- what has you so upset? this is just a forum for hiphop nerds to zing eachother (no elmo), have a few laughs and occassionally discuss something relevant to hiphop. i think perhaps youre upset because you have been relegated to the internet equivalent to the dork table in the cafeteria. have a twinkie buddy.

  • Belize

    Bol Says:

    September 1st, 2006 at 3:58 pm
    >does anyone have this joint?

    No.

    ^naw but I got a stuffed philly (think i need to quit?)

    Freah looks like a mix b/w Buffie ass and Claudette Ortiz ( and im stickin to it till i see a pic)

    Bol, U had a dope ass headline..but u really dmnt have shit backin it up ..how bout sum figures, a powerpoint, graph. throw me a fukin lifeline for goodness sake.

  • Belize

    *Fresh (yeah im quittin today)

  • pop a poppa

    Fresh gotta be ugly as hell tho considering Bol ain’t made no statements of playin’ a Mariah Carey song for her

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    all fat black women look like bol in drag doe

  • LONZO

    Wow this shit is fukin funny while smokin,……..and dj originalname, wtf nigga??? This is for entertainment nigga! No one takes shit serious here faggit, go dj at ur local middle skool dance fag.

  • Big Jake

    fuck this bullshit, “hacksaw” jim dougan

  • Belize

    Lol @ lonzo..finally another nigga that understands why I smoke and read!

    grape philly

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    LOL @ ‘Zo & Big Jake

    How about: Haku, Marty Jannetty, Al Snow, The Blue Meanie, Taz, King Kong Bundy, & the Dynamite Kid

  • slap fire out a blog

    # Bol Says:
    September 1st, 2006 at 3:58 pm

    >does anyone have this joint?

    No.

    ^^^^^^^^

    Somebody somewhere has it………..

  • Belize

    If transi was a rapper his name would be butt-plug

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Young Butt Plug.

  • LONZO

    U a faggit ass nigga Bol!
    ^^^^^^^^^^
    That’s shit trips me out evry time I read that………

    U a faggit ass nigga dj originalname.

  • Belize

    Ebonically speaking that would be Yung Butplg

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    belize rapper name wud be bellionqueer cuz u know dat brokeback ass nigga be ridin’ dirty

  • DJ N-Credible

    LONZO Says:

    September 1st, 2006 at 4:08 pm
    Wow this shit is fukin funny while smokin,……..and dj originalname, wtf nigga??? This is for entertainment nigga! No one takes shit serious here faggit, go dj at ur local middle skool dance fag.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I LAUGH AT THIS SHIT ALL THE TIME…JUST GET RID OF THE LAMES AND THE HATERS IM GOOD

  • pop a poppa

    Yung Butt Plug da Boss!
    he be shittin’ like his daddy,
    shittin’ like his daddy,
    shittin’ like his daddy,
    he be shittin’ like his daddy

  • Belize

    1st single is Pop-Smear (Do It Yourself) produced by kanye’s limp hand

  • DJ N-Credible

    I GUESS THAT WOULD INCLUDE YOU SINCE ITS OBVIOUS YOU HAVE HATE FLOWING THROUGH YOUR VEINS TOO

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Why is that back in the day it was “Ice” whatever or “MC” whatever or even “Grand Master” whatever, and now all these niglets walk around calling themselves “Lil” whatever or “Young” whatever? That’s fuckin’ retarded. People need better rapper names. They’d take themselves and the game much more seriously.

    Big shout to: Big Snoop Dogg, Jay-Z, Big Punisher, The Notorious BIG, 2Pac, KRS-1, Afrika Bambatta, Ice Cube, MC’s Hammer, Brains, Shan, & Lyte, Queen Latifah, Big Daddy Kane, Nas, Eminem, Dr. Dre, Big Boi, Ludacris & every other rapper with a cool name.

    Step Your Name Game Ups to: Chingy, Lils Wayne & Jon, Youngs Jeezy, Joc & Dro, Bow Wow, Romeo, Juelz Santana (which is probably the worst rapper name of all time), Titi Boy (sp?), I-20, & The Game (great for HHH, not so much for Jayceon Taylor), Petey Pablo

    Honorable Mentions: Method Man, Redman, Nate Dogg, Kurupt, Bubba Sparxxx

    —Alright kids, I’m out like DJ N-Credible & E.S.L.! PEACE!

  • Belize

    pop a poppa Says:

    September 1st, 2006 at 4:22 pm
    Yung Butt Plug da Boss!
    he be shittin’ like his daddy,
    shittin’ like his daddy,
    shittin’ like his daddy,
    he be shittin’ like his daddy

    ^Thats the second single

  • Mikey Ess AKA SukedowN

    “Bam Bam Bigelow” throwback

  • pop a poppa

    here’s a hip-hop trivia question…
    who was the first rapper wit Lil or Young in front of they name?

    earliest i can come up wit is Lil Fame from M.O.P.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    I betcha YN would give Yung ButPlg’s album an XL.

  • LONZO

    Have ya heard that fukin kay slay, greg street, papoose song wit SHAQ DIESEL?????LOL, LMAO, shit I just saw the video!!!!!dammmm I swear that shit was so funny I lost my buzz. …….wait no I still got it, I’M HIGH NIGGAZ.

  • DJ N-Credible

    LONZO Says:
    No one takes shit serious here faggit, go dj at ur local middle skool dance fag.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I BET YOU PULLED THIS REMARK FROM THINKING BACK WHEN YOU WERE IN MIDDLE SCHOOL HOW THE BULLIES USE TO GOOSE YOU ALL DAY RIGHT AFTER LUNCH ON THE YARD AND YOU RUN AROUND WITH A SMILE ON YOUR FACE AS THEY GOOSE YOU AND CALL YOU FAG BOY

  • pop a poppa

    thaz the new post rappers wit lil or young in they name. lol fuck the nba and wrastlin. more obscure the better.

    i’ma start off strong…

    Yungstar – he had dat “knockin’ pictures off da wall” like 5 or 6 years ago

  • Belize

    Young MC homie

  • LONZO

    Uhhhh djoriginal name??? No one hates u……….please don’t commit suicide……..who’s gonna dj at G. WASHINGTON MIDDLE SCHOOL???

  • e

    Fresh has got to post a picture of herself. Mark Henry, Devon White, Tyrone Lue

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    dere wus an old school rapper frum da 80s call lil’ rodney cee..he wus in 1 of dem old groups and in dat flick wildstyle..he one of da ones sittin’ on da step rappin dat da az + nas sprite commercial wus based on

  • pop a poppa

    oh wow i can’t believe i didn’t think of Young MC… i tried to erase that from my mind… had been permanently deleted but thanx for bringin it all back lol

  • pop a poppa

    who was wacker Young MC or Skee-Lo?

  • Belize

    See Yung ButPlg realized he had a gift.
    Signed first under his old rap name “Caushun” (1) he is set to blow as Yung Butplg

    (1)think i forgot about this fruit huh
    http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/9/98/180px-2002-05-23_cover_front.jpg

  • LONZO

    I’m out niggas……….ya take it easy, even u dj originalname, u need a blunt or sumthin my nig…….

    FREE SHYNE.

  • Belize

    depends how old u were, i thought “I wish” was the shit but I was like 11 or 12? Dont even remember but at least I didnt have Laffy taffy at that age

  • Belize

    Yeah im out 2

    YUNG BUTPLUG IN STORES SOON!!!!

    FREE BARSHAWN AND SHYNE

    blessed

  • SAMPSON&GUN

    yall muthuafuckas who feel the need to write no homo after every fuckin sentance are havin way to many homo sex thoughts and probubly more intersted in drama than tara anyway.

    i dont really care what fresh look like, i get the feeling that she might not wash anyway.

    now i gotta read this bullshit everyday, just to check for a link to eternia’s big ass tittys, although her music is fucking trash, im still intreagued because ive decided untill proven other wise, she got them real big light puffy nipples.

  • Combat Jack

    ^ With any luck, me & Belize can be his weed carriers the way Akuma & Combat Jack bag-handle for Bol.

    bol, I didn’t know you smoked weed.

  • Mr.Me

    Bol your gay as fuck when it comes to some of the shit you say, BUT I gotta give you ya propz. Your real wit this bloggin shit. That shit on oldgayplayer.com was comedy. You a real (all be it gay) nigga for settin them dashiki rockin Daniel Boon hat wearin nerds straight (even if you had ya own agenda, thats aight wit me cuz I cant stand them an there music). You handled ya own an even though you was clowin, there was alot of truth in what you said (I could visualize tears fallin down their crusty faces when you threatened their artist). Tara was too shook to go over there (they ethered her wit pic’s she took in Africa on some Angela Jolee shit). Bol you need a show fuck a blog.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Heh.

  • Galactus Jones

    BOL,

    OKAYPLAYER ETHERED YOUR SOUL AND BROKE YOU DOWN, TO TEARS. YOU ARE LAME, STUPID, REDUNDANT, GAY, WHACK, AND A FUCKING LOCUST!

    LOL AT YOU, THE MASTER PLEA COPPER AND WHINY BITCH!

    I BET TARA WOULDN’T LET YOU TITTY FUCK HER…

  • UnFaded Disciple

    Tara? When did she ever had a banging body in the first place? Eternia’s nose is mad long though, but her tit tays is something serious. I’d put a bad over her face and call it a day.

    Funny post though.

    [Shoutout to Rey]

  • 5 STAR X-E-Q-SHUN

    This shit weak
    what about – xpac, gangrel, bg james(aka road dogg), kip james(aka billy gunn),lex luger, buff bagwell,

  • Petey Cent
  • Michelle (S.)

    Damn. Bloggers beef too? First radio disc jockeys and now this. What has this world come to?

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    What up, U.D.! John Cena, Randy Orton, Batista

  • ghostanddarkness

    dat dj drama stealing paychecks eh week from xxl and who da fuc is dat coon white craker ass ethernia or watever her cracka ass name is dat bytch need to die slow, and tara mad cause ppls want her pic trust me bytch it aint cause u got any other meaningfull skill u lucky any bady want ur pic u no talent wac bloggin,coon

  • allnice

    Hilarious!

  • 5 STAR X-E-Q-SHUN

    Too Cool(rikishi,grandmaster sexay, & scotty 2 hotty)back in tha day, sting, gregory helms(aka hurricane), umaga(aka jamal), the pitbulls, teachers pets, paul london, brian, kendrick

  • INTERSCOPE JACKSON

    Would xxlmag.com really be better off if I had the work ethic of a Tara Henley or, god forbid, a DJ Drama?

    Thats hilarious mayn but so true
    DJ Drama needs to get fired hahahaha

  • Meka Soul

    >“young skateboarding, Kanye West,” ass blogging cat… >

    i’ll take that as a compliment, especially from a guy who’s named after my favorite camp lo rapper.

  • Meka Soul

    >Meka gone hollywood on us. Dude normally has 20 posts and 45 wrestlers by now.>

    i’ve been stuck on a bus with some fat jigs going to vegas for the past 12 hours. trust when i’m back in town things’ll be back to normal.

    the american males, eugene, tom chambers.

  • http://haterplayer.blogspot.com randomhater

    i don’t know if this has been pointed out in any of the 108 comments prior but this post and the 108-count comments prove tara’s point all that much more. which makes this your best post ever and warrants a 109th comment. keep hating, bol.

  • hasler09

    bol are do you ever stop moaning !!!!!!!!do you even like hip hop the other day you said you listened to christina aguilera !?

  • marlon

    shit bol cries a river and proves Tara right simultaneously. I pictured this blog being song over a slow violin. no one likes a hater bol of lard.

  • maddhatter

    LAST!

  • http://www.mikenice.com/ Mike Nice

    “Who else other than R. Crumb’s brother writes nearly as much as I do?”

    That…was…FUCKING…hilarious!!! Nice reference!

  • alleyeCNtower

    Rey, you’re hella wrong.

    I got love for hip hop, intelligent journalism, and anybody who respects women. All three of those things are rare with “hip hop heads” nowadays.

    Motherfuckers IN hip hop culture are our own worst enemy, fuck the police and the politicians.

    This is just SHITTY writing and a BAD joke.

    I shake my head in shame at the actions of my brothers. Y’all included. It’s not about wanting to fuck Tara, it’s about being a decent human being. Jokes are jokes and I like to laught, but still: grow the fuck up.

  • UnFaded Disciple

    ^^^
    You the only dude who takin’ this seriously. Even Tara, herself, even gets the joke.

  • Belize

    Just let yall know gat Dirty Harry’s show on Sirius is FIAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

    Pat Riley’s haircut
    john salley’s dome
    phil jackson’s moustache
    chuck barkley’s stomach
    tracey mcgrady’s eyes
    gary payton’s dome – circa 97

  • CALIMOVEMENT

    Bol….that shit was funny…good read.

  • Kay from around the way

    I knew Bol would spank fire out of Tara’s ass!(No bath house)

  • H-man

    Bol, U need 2 grab a little Marvin Gay, and go give Tara some sexual healing…Put in a couple of pumps 4 me and tell her I sent ya…lololol

  • wasteland

    Wow Bol, you took upon the sins of all the blogosphere with that okayplayer farce. That forum was like passion of the christ, but with backpacks instead of whips. And me laughing at all involved instead of sitting there in the theater all awkward with my bag of popcorn.

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    WHO IS PREPARED TO SIGN A PETITION TO XXL MANAGEMENT TO REMOVE BOL OR WE’LL NEVER SUPPORT XXL EVER AGAIN? IF YOU ARE DOWN FOR THE PETITION PLEASE LET ME KNOW. LET’S GET SOME SUBSTANCE IN HERE FOR A CHANGE. THIS CAT IS A FUCKING JOKE.

  • gutta

    bol goin at tara? is this supposed to be some sort of stunt kinda like the jayz and beyonce thing? if she was smart she would get a myspace page so people would respond to those boring blogs(sex sales,tara)LOL….DJ Drama is a talentless DJ tryin to get rich to spin records, does he produce,rap,dance,write music,anything??? let me know

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    http://www.myspace.com/urbaneliteentertainment

    i guess thats all i have to say