Savings Accounts & Violence

Russell Simmons along with Jermaine Durpri, Chingo Bling, Paul Wall, DJ Drama, Ludacris, and Remy Ma discussed the importance of financial empowerment to about 1,500 attendees at Morris Brown College on Saturday.

The overall message that Uncle Russie wanted the young crowd to understand is that financial planning and credit stability should be main concern in their lives right now instead of spending their money on material things. Ving Rhames should have also been apart of the panel so he could give his famous speech about guns and butter [1].

But I digress.

Judging from the press pictures from the event I can’t help but wonder if Abdullah the Butcher’s House of Ribs & Chinese Food catered the conference. Muthafuckas walking around looking like they are about to fall the fuck out at any moment. Pass the potato salad pon de left hand side.

For instance . . .

Check this nigga out. He looks like he is on the brink of falling into a diabetic coma from enjoying one too many spare ribs and wontons. But I would definitely take financial advice from that guy. When it comes to cutting corners to make room for extra club money, he knows what he is doing. Trust me.

Word on the streets is that Nate Dogg was involved in an altercation with his limo driver that resulted subsequently to his arrest last night in California. Drugs and guns are rumored to be involved. Damn, damn, damn! When will the shit stop? Eh, apparently no time soon.

[1] You know, shit that appreciates with time. Like real estate and art work. Not that dumb shit like Phat Farm clothing, KLS cosmetics, and Baby Phat handbags that don’t mean shit once you buy it.

  • XRAY3000

    first?

  • XRAY3000

    indeed I am!

  • http://www.myspace.com/donnygoines Donny Goines

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  • thoreauly77

    “falling into a diabetic coma” = classic. i refuse to abbreviate “laughing out loud”, but thats exactly what i did. thank you fresh.

  • http://sexy-results.blogspot.com Ian

    Out of all the places in Atlanta where this could’ve took place, it’s ironic they chose Morris Brown

    http://www.baystatebanner.com/archives/stories/2006/05/051106-09.htm

    Here’s hoping some of the higher-ups were in attendance.

  • http://www.myspace.com/kracktheking KR

    Real talk, your past few blogs haven’t been that funny, BUT this shit was hilarious…

  • BELIZE

    Lol @ Remy look like she bout to go “ante up” on paul walls grill

    Lol @ Paul wall lookin like JD didnt cut him a check for that grillz son

  • BELIZE

    *grillz song

  • INTERSCOPE JACKSON

    That pic of “mitsubishi” Mike & young Cheesy is Hilarious muahahahaha

  • Meka Soul

    am i really supposed to take advice seriously from remy ma? she looks like she lost her semi-final match on the contender.

  • Mikey Ess AKA SukedowN

    It looks like Old & Stale Jeezy is gonna get caught on camera yacking something serious.

    Anyways, I would definitely take financial advice from some dude who spends five+ figures on stones mined by child slaves and stores them in his mouth and some mahcuffa named Chingo Bling.

    (WTF is a Chingo Bling???)

  • pop a poppa

    “Jermaine Dupri, Chingo Bling, Paul Wall, DJ Drama, Ludacris, and Remy Ma discussed the importance of financial empowerment to about 1,500 attendees…”

    you too can open up your own taco stand manned by a kitchen-weave wearing, grilled-out midget with Van Horton’s Syndrome that has a penchant for strippers.

  • Enlightened

    Nah, really Remy look like she’s supposed to be a Flavor of Love chic

  • ronburgandy

    i think jeezy has diabetes type “ayyyyyyyyyy!”

  • Mr.Me

    Fresh why you goin at Killer Mike for? That shit aint right cuz Mike is a stand up dude (n/h) who spits the truth. Jeezy face looks like its made outta playdough…like you can sculpt that shit into diffent forms an turn him into someone else at the drop of a dime.

  • http://xxlmag.com fresh

    Hmm, didn’t know I was “going at Mike” by saying the nigga look like he is suffering a mean case of the ‘itis.

  • http://www.myspace.com/jawzbeatz JawZ

    lol @ the bread and butter…i like this one, you sould’ve spoken more on why choose these people with 2 lb’s of jewelry around their necks to teach us about this shit???

  • http://www.myspace.com/jawzbeatz JawZ

    lol @ the bread and butter…i like this one, you sould’ve spoken more on why choose these people with 2 lb’s of jewelry around their necks to teach us about this shit???

  • http://www.myspace.com/16kingz thebestout!!

    http://www.myspace.com/donnygoines

    get over it!goddamn duke keep it movin’
    did martin let white people stop him
    did scarface let anybody stop him
    did ya’ mom stop me last night? no!

    get over dat’ shit dude it’s not gon’ make you star goin’ at the source bruh! i’m jus’ keep it hood wit’ you, you got fucked!,ya girl gets fucked all the time you don’t see her complainin’, let it go dawg it’s ova!

  • http://www.myspace.com/jibbajawz jack

    what about having more business oriented people on the panel???

  • http://www.deeroehomes.com/category/guru/ Medic

    Let’s face it: diabetes and cancer are expensive! Seeing the typical diabetic will be on about six medicines, if not more! WBR LeoP

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