Not so def comedy

These days you can hardly pick up a magazine, a newspaper, or… um, a website without reading some cracka-ass cracka gush about HBO’s new season of the Wire. Ironically though, you’d hardly that know HBO also brought back Russell Simmons’ Def Comedy Jam, which happens to come on right after the Wire. You get the idea that not very many people are watching it, and I can hardly blame them.

Admittedly, I thought Def Comedy Jam was hilarious when it first came on, way the fuck back in 1992. I also happened to be 11 years old at the time. In retrospect, probably anything with a lot race and sex talk – as well as copious amounts of cursing – would have been amusing to me on a certain level.

That said, they did manage to provide a platform for a lot of up-and-coming comedians of that era. As I recall, Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, and Bernie Mac were all featured on the series at one point or another. Martin Lawrence, who’s been intermittently amusing over the course of the past 15 years or so, was the original host.

Also, there was hip-hop. Sort of. The show was, after all, produced by Russell Simmons, DJ’d by Kid Capri, and would feature “hip-hop dancing” during its credits.

Otherwise though, the show’s connection to hip-hop always struck me as fairly tenuous. With the exception of your occasional Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle, the bulk of the comedians featured on the series were rather long in the tooth to really be into hip-hop like that. And a few of them would even come off as being openly hostile to hip-hop despite being featured on what was ostensibly a hip-hop comedy series.

The original series gradually sort of died out in the mid ’90s once people realized that “black people are like this, but white people are like this” humor is the least funny shit evar. Some of the better comics featured on the series went on to be big stars, and I’m assuming the rest of them went back to playing the chitlin circuit and/or collecting welfare for a living.

Only thing is, shitty race humor has been on a monumental upswing as of late, as evidenced by the likes of Chappelle’s Show, which was intermittently (today’s word du jour) brilliant and Mind of Mencia, which is perhaps history’s greatest argument against multiculturalism. Even more so than the Black Eyed Peas.

HBO’s first attempt to capitalize was Diddy’s Bad Boys of Comedy – sort of like Def Comedy Jam, but with Doug E Fresh playing the Kid Capri role and a bunch of shitty comedians no one ever heard of supplying the, um, comedy. It somehow managed to be even shittier than the last few seasons of the original Def Jam. I don’t even know if it ran for a whole season before HBO yanked it off the air.

You hoped that HBO would just give up on a black comedy series altogether, but I guess part of their corporate strategy for ’07, rather than come up with a worthwhile replacement for the Sopranos, is to increase its subscriber base in America’s “urban” areas. Hence the new version of Russell Simmons’ Def Comedy Jam.

Kid Capri is back in the DJ booth, Russell Simmons is back “blessing” people at the end of the show, and even the set looks more or less like the old set from the mid ’90s. They also went and rounded up a bunch of comics who appeared on the series back in the day and haven’t exactly set the world on fire in the interim.

The results? Still kinda shitty. While I suppose it’s nice that HBO is providing an outlet for these people that doesn’t involve an EBT “debit” card, you really wish they would come up with a better representation of “hip-hop comedy.” Whatever that’s supposed to be.

  • THEREALWAYNO

    1st

  • http://www.thursdayplantation.blogspot.com lar

    just saw that wackass shit- and i hate mike epps.

  • SONNY CHEEBA

    3rd…

  • TOM

    1st

  • Spark

    And ur point is?

  • SONNY CHEEBA

    House Party 1-3… now THAT’S hip-hop comedy!

  • e

    Stand up comedy is in a way more screwed up state than any art form including rap and rock.

  • http://aramhiphopetc.blogspot.com/2006_09_01_aramhiphopetc_archive.html I Fux

    Yo I still watch, hoping someone is as funny as me( I am a pimp in my own mind- Word to Ray Cash) but the show sux, woman comediennes are never funny(maybe Wanda Sykes) everyone else gets the didick, but there is the occasional EarthQuake who is always on point and is about as polished and perfect a comedian can be in my estimation. Mike Epps is occasionally amusing as a negroe

  • SKRILLA

    I hate Mike Epps too, he needs to leave that stuff alone. His HBO Special was horrid. Kat Williams is takin over, fuk that

  • http://aramhiphopetc.blogspot.com/2006_09_01_aramhiphopetc_archive.html I Fux

    Sonny Cheeba
    ^ When I was like 12 and my moms would take me to Blockbuster(remember video stores, damn that when the way of Ruckus records) I would always rent Menace 2 Society and House Party or Coming to America, My Mom never got the idea of why I always wanted to watch the same movie over and over

  • e

    EarthQuake, Mike Epps, Sarah Silverman, and Eddie Griffin are all funny but none of them are on a Richard Pryor level where there stand up shows become events.

  • The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    Comicview is the funniest shit out there…the only thing with def in front of it that I like is Def Poetry…does that still come on…i dont know since i no longer have HBO…but comic view is hilarious especially late at nite with a buzz…the funniest people are average everyday people…the hood has countless comedians in it there just to entertain their circle

  • e

    there=their
    sorry about the grammar

  • Spark

    Comming to america- fucking classic ima have to watch that again soon just 2 see if it stillz

  • http://aramhiphopetc.blogspot.com/2006_09_01_aramhiphopetc_archive.html I Fux

    Sexual Chocolate Damn( the dude poses dropping the mic, waiting for a round of applause) f’ing genius, or “Martin Luther King punched me in the chest”

  • Spark

    Live On Sunset Strip- Richard Prior. Now that is comedy sets his ballz on fire!!!!

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    “The original series gradually sort of died out in the mid ’90s once people realized that “black people are like this, but white people are like this” humor is the least funny shit evar.”—-LOL.. So true. *cough*comicview*cough*

    Yeah, D.C.J. had it’s moments, but it wasn’t really that funny. Still tho’: Def Comedy Jam > Dane Cook

    I like Carlos Mencia, dammit. You probably don’t like him cuz I’m sure people draw similarites between you two. His “beaners” is your “jigs”. Still tho’, he hates Kanye, so you’d at least have something to talk about.

    UNO!

  • e

    I just watch comic view to see the amusing outfits the people in the crowd wear(no cam’s gay friend). Your guaranted to see at least 5 colorful pimp suits and 10-20 bad weaves.

  • http://aramhiphopetc.blogspot.com/2006_09_01_aramhiphopetc_archive.html I Fux

    I come on stage and say this “the other day I was peeing in a uranul and guess who pees right next to me,Condaleeza Rice she has a big ass dick(no homo)” that would definetly kill

  • Spark

    soul glow

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Richard Pryor is the fucking King of stand up.

  • Danja29

    Def Jam was great… I haven’t seen this new joint yet, but nothin’ tops those first couple seasons (the ones Martin hosted and that first one Torry hosted). After that (round ’95) is where shit fell off.

  • The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    majority of the jokes on comicview require you being black to get and find funny…sorry white wanna be(s)….the funniest nig on there is your boy who be jumping around and be all over the stage…i cant think of his name

  • Spark

    i fux- u lost me with the rice thing not 2 funny!!!

  • e

    George Lopez > Carlos Mencia

    Although both guys sort of swagger jack Paul Rodriguez and others

  • http://aramhiphopetc.blogspot.com/2006_09_01_aramhiphopetc_archive.html I Fux

    I would then proceed to drop the mic yell a random “Sexual Chocolate” and exit stage right after exactly one joke, leave the people asking for more like

    Seinfeld

  • Spark

    Richard Prior’s Brewster million Good movie!!!

  • http://aramhiphopetc.blogspot.com/2006_09_01_aramhiphopetc_archive.html I Fux

    Seinfeld

  • The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    dude jokes be so funny he have to laugh at his own shit…im suprised he aint hit the big screen as funny as he is

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    The worst part about ComicView is that the white comedians come on and basically talk about how lame they are. There was this fat white dude who was definitely Transient-Caliber queer on there and all he did was talk about how he couldn’t dance, drove sitting up in the car, and would run towards the danger instead of away from it.

    Or, white dudes’ll come on and do bits about how they can’t get away with half the shit black guys do when it comes to everyday speech, women, etc, and they’re the funniest ones!

    Fuck it. I’d take Gilbert Gottfried over Shucky Ducky any day of the week. (no sinbad)

  • http://aramhiphopetc.blogspot.com/2006_09_01_aramhiphopetc_archive.html I Fux

    Seinfeld Sux

  • The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    The count down has begun til rey belize and fernando come on and account for 90% of the comments…

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    u a faggit ass nigga bol

    i neva watched def comedy jam and i hate stand-up comedy

    u got jokes, nigga, then write a sitcom or some shit

  • http://aramhiphopetc.blogspot.com/2006_09_01_aramhiphopetc_archive.html I Fux

    Cheech Marin, George Carlin, Paul Rodriguez, George Lopez, Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, The King Richard Pryor, oh Mitch Fatel is funny, Mitch Hedberg or whatever the dude that overdosed on cocaina

    ^ my funny list

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Black humor is essentially poor humor. I’m a broke motherfucker and I still don’t think that shit is funny.

    However, DL Hughley, Cedric, & Steve Harvey > Rednecks of Comedy (cable guy, foxworthy, and the other guy)

    Ron White makes me laugh.

    Richard Pryor > Eddie Murphy > Chris Rock > Dave Chappelle

  • The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    rey where is your butt buddies

  • D.I.

    That “UNO!” is the gayest shit evar (no butterflies and lollipops).

  • e

    Rey your forgetting about the white dude who go on the show and want you to belive they are black. It looks so unnatural to see a white guy speaking ebonics and wearing du rags.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    N-Cred, you comment just as much as we do. We just have higher “sunt” thresholds than you do, you vomitous mass.

  • http://aramhiphopetc.blogspot.com/2006_09_01_aramhiphopetc_archive.html I Fux

    I have a script Idea in the works but I dont know any1, so my genius will stay at the local comedy club where I do my thing 2x a month

  • Spark

    Richard Prior-Eddie Murphy-Andrew Dice Clay(thats right i said it)-Chris Rock

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    E–I can’t do more than 10 minutes of comicview a month.

  • e

    Red neck comics are probably the lowest common denominator.

    u got jokes, nigga, then write a sitcom or some shit
    ^^^^^
    Lmao

  • Looms

    Hip hop doesn’t need comedians to make fun of itself. Rappers are doing a fine job on their own.

  • The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    5 comments vs 35 comments

  • http://aramhiphopetc.blogspot.com/2006_09_01_aramhiphopetc_archive.html I Fux

    Dice Clay sux this Massive Pinga, Artie Lange kills- no homo-

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Dice was funny.

    Steven Wright is hilarious. Mitch Hedberg basically stole his shit from him. Twas a swagger jack of Lil’ Zane proportions.

  • The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    where are your butt buddies rey

  • Spark

    fux-Clay waz Hardcore when his first 2 vhs came out come on dawg

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    enuff of dis shit..on2 important matters

    my troll spy niggas on hea (mentioning no name..g code, yo!) tell me rey been myspace mackin’ tara and sent me a link

    lmao..yo pudgy ass look like da lovechild of droopy, dj khaled and elmer fudd, rey

  • Spark

    Dj whateva lookin 4 love?

  • http://aramhiphopetc.blogspot.com/2006_09_01_aramhiphopetc_archive.html I Fux

    Spark you want another

    I ran into Cam’ron the other day mentioned

    me ” Hey Cam I saw that pic of you and that thing-NO homo-”

    Cam “I fux,thats just my new artist, you are looking cute in that pink Polo”

    Me ” yo its not I Fux anymore, its officially the No-Homo Smacker , Smak bitch ”

    Give me that chain….. Dip set

  • Meka Soul

    the steve harvey show > + the kings of comedy x def comedy jam = taking a shit on a razorwire-covered toilet bowl.

    no ed hardy shirts.

  • http://aramhiphopetc.blogspot.com/2006_09_01_aramhiphopetc_archive.html I Fux

    Spark, I will be honest I am 25 so just mayb I missed Dice’s MTV host 15 minutes of being the Comedian of that particular period of time,

  • e

    yo pudgy ass look like da lovechild of droopy, dj khaled and elmer fudd,
    ^^^^^
    Porky Pig?

  • Fernando

    Dj-n-credibly-hypocritical is BACK!!!

    I thought you caught hurt feelings yesterday after everyone’s punk fest at your expense.

    BET comic view is the worst display of comedy EVER. Ever since Cedric left, that show is shittier than N-Credibles comments. Redneck comedy hour is the next worst, & Mencia is pretty poor as well. Every Chappelle show was funny, Bol is a faggit for saying “sometimes brilliant”

    The Def comedy Jam DVD collection is where to go. Those joints provide classic material. Good Shit. Nothing could be worse than Comic View….NOTHING

  • e

    wayans brothers > steve harvey show

  • yaboy

    YO ANYONE GONNA SEE THAT MOVIE BORAT?? THAT SHIT LOOKS FUNNY AS FUCKING HELL.

  • Meka Soul

    comic view hasn’t been funny since katrina drowned them out of n’awlins, and even then it was subpar at best. i’d rather watch bojangles entertainment television to get a quick fix from those girls gone wild: special victims unit commercials.

    no miss cleo.

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    porky pig meets dj green lantern maybe

    godamn..u a dumb lookin’, hangdog eyed mothafucka, rey

  • Spark

    Borat Looks fukin Gay and annoying as hell

  • http://aramhiphopetc.blogspot.com/2006_09_01_aramhiphopetc_archive.html I Fux

    Yo Ali G , Borat or whatever is funny as sh!t

  • Fernando

    Wayans Brothers Show > Jamie Fox Show > Steve Harvey > Anything D.L Hughley has done..EVER

  • http://aramhiphopetc.blogspot.com/2006_09_01_aramhiphopetc_archive.html I Fux

    Put the Ipod on to George Lopez- Right Now Right Now

  • http://aramhiphopetc.blogspot.com/2006_09_01_aramhiphopetc_archive.html I Fux

    DL Hughley I am sorry for this but not funny anymore and I dont know if he or the Kings ever were, well Bernie Mac is underrated in the big picture of things

  • Fernando

    Dj-N-credibly-dumb professed his admiriation of comic view above. He really must be a 12 or 13 yr. old bitch. He on here talkin about intelligence and enlightenment, yet he enjoys the most juvenile, retarded, uncreative, Jig humor ever put on T.V

  • Belize

    Decent post but the last show was funny as fuk..that last nigga had me rollin’; but give it a chance gordo, it might be gettin better.

    Great way to shyt on sumthing before it develops…

    *tsk tsk..need a blunt*

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    married with children >>> any of these gay stand up comedy shows

    i do like dem eddie raw + delirious stand ups but gimme coming 2 america and dat best of eddie on SNL anyday

  • Spark

    Bernie Mac’s Funny as hell on my list

  • Fernando

    DL Hughley has done something really amazing though. He turned the “black people are like this & white people are like this” joke into a 15 yr. career.

  • Spark

    Married wit childrens waz still very funny cmon now

  • http://aramhiphopetc.blogspot.com/2006_09_01_aramhiphopetc_archive.html I Fux

    Coming to America greatest movie ever, I will watch that in a jail cell for ever and still laugh

  • Spark

    c2 america GREATEST movie eva??? i wouldnt go that far !!!!!

  • Fernando

    Bernie Mac killed it on the old Def Comedy Jam. He had his face spray painted on his extra-faded jeans….good stuff.; “I AINT SCARED OF YOU MOTHAFUCKAS” lol

    PS – Cant believe XXL gave Fabby Davis the guest spot of the week. I guess since nobody in G-unit can read or write they had to go another route.

  • e

    Dl Hugely > Arsenio Hall

  • http://aramhiphopetc.blogspot.com/2006_09_01_aramhiphopetc_archive.html I Fux

    ^
    True ‘Nando on the Dl comment

  • Fernando

    Golden Girls > Steve Harvey Show

    Coming To America is easily one of the most Re-Watchable Movies ever. I still laugh at all the Jheri Curl scens.

    Harlem Nights is right up there too.

  • http://aramhiphopetc.blogspot.com/2006_09_01_aramhiphopetc_archive.html I Fux

    LIFE also a funny movie I used to Love Eddie Murphy- but the money can change your comedy I believe- no longer the same

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    eddie must be da most bitchmade comedian/actor eva these days tho..that nigga shook

    beverly hills cop 4 will prolly suck..but we will get 2 finally see judge reinhold in a movie again!

  • Spark

    LIFE waz tha shit!!!! very funny better the second time u watch it

  • Spark

    Where the fuck is Rey @ ? u slipping G

  • Fernando

    YouTube the Eddie Murphy “Whatsupwityou” video. Thats pretty much when I banned him. All his old maaterial is still acceptable though. He was funnier (for longer) than Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, and Arsenio Hall COMBINED

  • Spark

    “beverly hills cop 4 will prolly suck..but we will get 2 finally see judge reinhold in a movie again!” Transient that waz so gay

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    rey ran away cuz i saw his picture on myspace and made fun of him fo being a dopey lookin’ fat faggit

  • e

    Eddie Murphy used to be cutting edge now he just does doctor dolitle type movies.

  • Spark

    lol-transi on the rey pic.!!!

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    judge reinhold is da fuckin’ man..fuck u, nigga

    i dont think my nigga judge been in a movie since fuckin 1990 tho

  • Spark

    i thought judge’s partner waz funnier

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    I might check out Borat. My buddy is the manager at a movie theater so I get in for free. Free makes a lot of okay movies good, and bad movies not-so-bad. (soul plane)

    Transi– Congrats. Only 111,000,000 people can see that very same picture on the myspace. In my defense tho’, I never claimed to be a looker.

    “yo pudgy ass look like da lovechild of droopy, dj khaled and elmer fudd, rey”–I don’t mind that one, but the Porky Pig one isn’t as accurate.

    Your troll ass g nigga detectives should try and at least respect the 4th wall, homey.

  • Fernando

    Judge Reinhold is a G. I dont give a fuk what nobody say.

    He also is a great example of what can happen when you name your child after a designation.

    My childrens first Names are gonna be Doctor, Professor, General, or something else like that.

  • The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    Bol you need to get rid of “the mightyducks” cuz your shit is spiraling to a state of decadence…notice how there are only a handful a people frequenting your blog…

    “In the absence of truth, ignorance will prevail”

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    lol @ Judge Reinhold.

  • http://aramhiphopetc.blogspot.com/2006_09_01_aramhiphopetc_archive.html I Fux

    Eddie probably would give Richard Pryor a run for the king in my mind, Eddie Murphy started doing it for the money, dumb movies i.e., Showtime, Pluto Nash, Dolittle’s, The Haunted house movie

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    lol @ Fern.

  • Fernando

    Rey….making pictures of yourself available is a ballsy move, especially if your a fat hedgehog lookin mothafucka. Has Transi requested to be your friend yet???

  • The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    One question before i check out how many of you are black or lead respectable lives? I think I have a good idea.

  • Spark

    The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE Shut the fuck up mane go eat a shit sandwich wit transi u fucko!!!!

  • Fernando

    Blackness is very important to our resident community college valadictorian. He has obviously shown how much he knows about African culture and religeous history from his arguments yesterday that got SHOT THE FUCK DOWN.

  • e

    Dj n-crdible is probably some white kid with dreads who wears shirts with pictures of africa on them

  • The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    As this blog clearly shows…freedom of speech has its pros and cons

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Fernando–It wasn’t hard for Transi to find me. Dude, I get ethered (nullus) on here everyday anyway. They might as well have a face to go along with it.

    I’m sure Transi will eventually get around to sending me a message calling me a fat something or other faggit ass nigga.

    Besides, I’m guessing there are alot of ugly motherfuckers on this site besides me. Altho’ I’m sure nobody will ‘fess up to it.

  • The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    Whats your girl name that was under aftermath…i think it was “Truth Hurts”…”he breaks me down…”

  • Spark

    respect- 2 dj n… for his last comment

  • Fernando

    Pros – Dj-N-Credibly-homo gets sunned on a regular basis

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    N-Cred, you probably got your ass whooped in whatever HS you went to. Like, everyday too.

  • Spark

    Rey man Keep ur hands up hand keep punching ,thats what my coach alwayz sayz “keep ur hands up”"fight”

  • e

    I doubt Transi will send you a message Rey because than you would insult his looks like he does to you

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Spark– Thanks Mickey. I’ll be alright tho’. THESE DEGENERATE HOOLIGANS WON’T BRING ME DOWN! (that was for you, DJ Go Away!)

  • Fernando

    Im a decent looking human. Im in shape, I have no disfigurations, and no wierd odors (unlike the bum hosting this blog). But my woman is way out of my league. The lesson here is that MOUTHPIECE goes a long way….Talk shit and swallow spit gentlemen.

    Dj-N is probably some emaciated, un-nourished starving Dj who lives in a burnt down hovel in New Orleans. Still grasping to black pride as his only salvation from the black hole that is his life….poor bastard

  • Spark

    “Cut me,Mick” lol

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    E– It’s all good. Transient is a character, but even he knows what’s okay to do and what’s not okay, even with how often we go back and forth. (no dirt angel)

  • Meka Soul

    >married with children >>> any of these gay stand up comedy shows>

    co-sign.

    no disrespect, but it’s a highly questionable act for anybody that goes on myspace to look for guys to “son.”

    no will & grace.

  • Spark

    MTL anybody???

  • Fernando

    Start selling crack Rey. Then move your way up & buy a big car. Next thing you know, you will be in the club with all the spanish mame’s wanting to jump your “portly” ass.

    Drugs = Bitches

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Hmm, I’m just fat. Only real knock against me as far as I can tell, questionable taste in Emo Rock aside.

    Whatever tho’, that’s 4th wall stuff. People don’t need to take it there, and I think that’s a sentiment echoed by all of us. Fux got real personal on here yesterday and that took balls. (nullus)

    I prefer to exist in the realm of xxlmag.com as the fat dumped kanye stan that listens to fall out boy and occasionally ethers the fuck outta someone.

  • Fernando

    Yeah, I tend to feel wierd if I hit up this blog away from work

  • Spark

    Rey just sit on them motherhaterz!!!!

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    MTL? I’m not up on all my interweb abbreviations.

    Anyway, it’s quittin’ time in NY. Be good, gentleman.

    UNO!

  • Fernando

    Husky might be a good decription. Im loosing hair though, but it doesnt matter cause I shave it anyways.

    I propose you guys kill this shit before it turns into a male support group. Its already getting very close…..you could almost say that Bol is your Oprah

  • e

    Drugs = Bitches
    ^^^
    It worked for Jeezy

  • Fernando

    Damn, Im on the west coast, I dont get off for three hours. Im out

  • Spark

    Montreal = MTL

  • e

    Bol is your Oprah
    ^^^
    Bol is also unmarried, fat, and possibly a homosexual like Oprah

    Too bad Bol is broke unlike Oprah
    (no dr. phil)

  • Belize

    Eddie Murohy Raw
    Eddie Griffin Dyfunctional Family
    and Dave’s killin em softly are the shyt

    DJ I-Cant-Figure-Out-A-Name, I bet u ate too much Gak as a kid

  • e

    Anyone hear the new Luda album? its gotten mixed reviews

  • http://aramhiphopetc.blogspot.com/2006_09_01_aramhiphopetc_archive.html I Fux

    Ya I am only on this site when I am at work but I am also on the west coast

    Word To Rey props for showing yourself it doesnt really matter to me what you look like, that would be homo for real

    On another note you can always click my name and scroll down and see me and my ex, I have a date for saturday confirmed one this afternoon, god hoping I get some coochie

  • e

    LOL at I Fux “god hoping I get some coochie”

  • http://aramhiphopetc.blogspot.com/2006_09_01_aramhiphopetc_archive.html I Fux

    Do you think if BOl had a meet and greet in St.Louis anyone would show up like, all his comment croonies

  • Spark

    yo I fux i dig ur ” assclub” godamn !!!!

  • e

    Nah, I read Bol’s stuff for to see the weird shit he comes up with but I don’t care about him to want and meet him.
    (no mad linx)

  • http://aramhiphopetc.blogspot.com/2006_09_01_aramhiphopetc_archive.html I Fux

    Thank you I always say Ass = Class

  • http://aramhiphopetc.blogspot.com/2006_09_01_aramhiphopetc_archive.html I Fux

    Definetly hope this chick I am going out with Saturday is like summer i.e. No class

  • Belize

    lol @ IFux fukin with the hoodrats..nothing make u forget old pussy like new pussy…haaaa

  • Fernando

    I wouldnt want to meet Bol if he was outside my office right now. What would we talk about???? How he is fat, angry, and lives with his mom?? How he hates on The Roots, yet sweats 1990′s emo rock?? Fuck Bol

  • Fernando

    Good luck with the gutter snipe hoodrat bitch. Remember, you cant turn a Hoe into a housewife. Fuck & forget. Peace out bitches

  • Meka Soul

    skip the dinner, go straight to the bedroom and bang her walls out like a tsunami does a straw hut.

  • che

    >He is known around St Louis for his unusual attire, usually composing of open-toed sandals, jeans, collared shirts, and fine silk hats.

    A quote from wikipedia about bol.

    fine silk hats huh? lol, nigga you just lost all your rights to question kanye or anyone else on their degree of homosexuality in correlation with their attire.

  • Belize

    If all else fails knock her out caveman style and drag her to the crib

  • sandino

    Comicview got tired when race jokes against whites became tired.
    So far most of Def Comedy Jam…the sequeal, has been pretty gay(no byron crawford) unlike it’s predecessor which was aiight. The only nigga that cracked me up on there was earthquake.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Good luck, Fux. Bol is probably like every other internet know it all sarcastic fuck: Cripplingly shy with nothing to say unless he’s in front of his computer.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Oh yeah, I’ve never been to Montreal, but I heard the women there are really hot.

  • Spark

    the girlz here are the best

  • Spark

    Canadien de Montreal Hockey baby!!!!

  • Spark

    got 2 go boxing nite and ima get my ass whooped(no homo)

  • FERNANDO

    I AM GAY GOTZ TO GO BACK IN MY MOM’S BASEMENT CAN’T MISS NOAH’S ARC GET LUBE READY LATER SEXY BOYS

  • http://aramhiphopetc.blogspot.com/2006_09_01_aramhiphopetc_archive.html I Fux

    Ya I am going to drink water for the rest of the week nothing else, that usually allows me to perform great, if I dont drink any alcohol for like 2 weeks my stamina in the bed goes up(no homo), but damn I like to have my corona’s

  • http://aramhiphopetc.blogspot.com/2006_09_01_aramhiphopetc_archive.html I Fux

    Alcohol to a chick otherwise is the greatest game

  • http://aramhiphopetc.blogspot.com/2006_09_01_aramhiphopetc_archive.html I Fux

    SanDino
    ^

    Cosign I have been singing EarthQuake praise all along but no one was listening

  • http://aramhiphopetc.blogspot.com/2006_09_01_aramhiphopetc_archive.html I Fux

    what the hell is a “fine silk hat” and come to think of it is any silk not fine isnt that redundant, thats a “Fine silk hat there Bol”

    Bol says “thank you, no homo Juelz Santana”

  • frankwhite45

    it aint nuthin new talent will still emerge from it but if russell loose dough he will shut it down

    myspace.com/ninohnewjack myspace.com/ninohnewjack

  • http://www.xxlmag.com shawn

    another def jam flop

  • Chris Villain

    Eddie griffin is a whole lotta funny i dont kno wat the fuck you ppl is talkin bout

  • http://www.myspace.com/angelsometimes Cthulhu

    Why do people keep saying Sarah Silverman is funny? She is not funny, she’s really lame. She’s one of those reasons people say women can’t do comedy.

  • thoreauly77

    gonna have to disagree cthulhu. sarah silverman is funny to me, really funny and truly original, vagina or not.

  • DJ Lucky Luke

    Yeah, this whole racial comedy shit is getting kinda boring. Chappelle made it stupid enough to laugh to, though…

  • Cam’ron

    Bol you look like a bald-headed Oprah.

  • http://www.xxlmag.com John

    BOL is there anything you do like besides pullin it come on man. everytime i check this site i see bubbles brother sitting there complaining about everything you see prob cuz u gettin none

  • http://www.myspace.com/angelsometimes Cthulhu

    I’ll admit I’ve never seen much of her [Sarah Silverman] comedy. I’ve never seen a stand up special or whatever. But I have seen her do bits for like, the VMAs [that Paris Hilton shit just wasn't funny] and I think some other stuff and I just can’t get with it. However, considering that she gets so much love from dudes who usually wouldn’t take a somewhat cute female comedian seriously…it’s very possible that I just haven’t really seen her at her best. I dunno.
    I think Sommore is really funny, and some of the women on Comicview.

  • http://www.myspace.com/angelsometimes Cthulhu

    Mencia has some funny moments, but he doesn’t fill the void left by Dave Chappelle.
    I think Dave Chappelle is a bitch. He left too soon. One more season would have been appropriate. I still don’t understand why he left, not the real reason anyway. I don’t buy into that shit about race guilt. He had nothing to feel guilty about, he was calling everyone on their bullshit and it was great. I didn’t know he could be such a pussy. Although I guess it does take guts to get up and walk away from a sure thing like that. I just don’t think it was necessary. He’s at his best doing sketch comedy, and I bet he’ll never return to it. That’s a shame.

  • http://aramhiphopetc.blogspot.com/2006_09_01_aramhiphopetc_archive.html I Fux

    Cthulhu
    ^

    What do you look like

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Uh Oh.. Get ‘er, Fux!

    Sarah Silverman is just another shock comic out there. She sprinkles the word “abortion” and cracks Jesus jokes and it’s supposed to be funny. She’s pretty, she’s mildly amusing, but she’s not very talented.

    There aren’t a ton of funny female comics out there, but there are some that are funny. (none that come to mind right now, but I’m sure they’re there)

    D. Chappelle definitely lamed out.

  • http://aramhiphopetc.blogspot.com/2006_09_01_aramhiphopetc_archive.html I Fux
  • http://www.chappelletheory.com/ I Fux

    or click my name, its a link to why chappelle decided to quit

  • UnFaded Disciple

    Def Comedy Jam, does suck balls now.

  • http://aramhiphopetc.blogspot.com/2006_09_01_aramhiphopetc_archive.html I Fux

    Wanda Skykes

  • TheRealest

    Didn’t even read this shit… just wondering why Bol is always looking for somebody to hate on.

    Get some self-esteem nigga!

  • http://aramhiphopetc.blogspot.com/2006_09_01_aramhiphopetc_archive.html I Fux

    I wonder if Bol is a virgin, thats even more Homo then Cam’ron’s friend

  • http://www.myspace.com/angelsometimes Cthulhu

    What do I like? Painkillers, baby seals, theoretical physics, sex, horror movies…

  • Rated_R_Ryder

    Its kinda wack now but watch the last episode, I was at the taping and it featured Dave Chappelle

  • Playa=50=

    dipset

    iz it funny?

  • http://www.okayplayer.com Spark

    Cthulhu is nice!!!

  • http://www.myspace.com/angelsometimes Cthulhu

    Nice?

  • rawr

    didnt’ like charlie murphy or some shit write that chapelle theory website? it’s a big joke

  • MYNURBYZNEZZ

    PRETTY MUCH MOST STAND UP SUCKS NOWADAZE WHITE OR BLACK