Mr. Jackson Pulls a DMX
50 Cent was arrested earlier today on the corner of 35th and 8th in Manhattan. He was removed from his silver Lamborghini and handcuffed right in front of the lunch rush crowd. Sweet! Apparently the rap patrol was following him in an unmarked vehicle and decided to pull his silver Lambo over after it was spotted making unsafe lane changes.
After being told to step out of the car he instead made a phone from his cell phone. D-I-V-A. Officers then removed him from the vehicle, cuffed him, and place his ass under arrest.
A spokesperson for the NYPD reports that he was cited for making unsafe lane change, driving with an expired permit, and driving without both insurance and vehicle registration.
To quote an anonymous commenter on my own site, he probably was just about to scale the Empire State Building on 34th Street and swat at planes. But that’s just one theory of possible events.
We’ll keep you posted.