Ameer’s 25th Hour

MySpace is one of the best promotional strategies for an upcoming artist evar, except that it isn’t. As long as it’s been around, the only person I ever heard of who got (somewhat) famous off of being on MySpace was Tila Tequila, and obviously that wasn’t for her singing ability.

[You know Asian people can't sing. Come on.]

To be sure, there’s been any number of bands, rappers and what have you who had a MySpace profile and ended up signed to some sort of label. Even yours truly (413 “friends” and counting) put a profile up a while before I was down with Interscope making Bugs Bunny money.

But you have to wonder how many of these groups wouldn’t be signed at all if it wasn’t for MySpace, let alone whether any of them will go on to successful careers as recording artists.

Because I live to hate on shit (as the doctor told my mother the day I was born), I just take it for granted that any artist with a MySpace profile is not at all worth listening to. Even I artists I liked before there was a such thing as a MySpace I like somewhat less after visiting their page.

That said, my lifestyle, such as it is, does afford me a certain amount of free time. So every once in a while I’ll go check out some kid’s profile (no boutros), on the outside chance that I might discover the next Skyballs or whatever.

I don’t know if Ameer – or any artist, for that matter – considers himself a “MySpace artist,” but he’s certainly on there, and he certainly uses it to promote himself and his music. His new album the 25th Hour was released (to whom?) this Tuesday, as I’ve been informed once or twice now.

Also, the dude’s got an interesting gimmick. The entire album, which I received the other day via Sendspace, is recorded over backwards music. Like, some dude plays instrumental versions of rap songs in reverse and he raps over them.

Admittedly, this is hardly the most novel gimmick for a rap album. Other artists have attempted this sort of thing at least as far as Supreme Clientele (I think), and it didn’t strike me as a particularly brilliant idea back then either.

But it does more or less work. As noted in the promotional material accompanying my copy of the album, “the music is being played backwards… and it all sounds like music!” And Ameer benefits to a certain degree from rappin’ over beats that were already a hit for someone else, which has been the Clipse’ main artistic conceit as of late.

Also, the dude can rap. I’d compare his flow to Cormega, but with less of a speech impediment, and also AZ, with whom he’s recorded a few records. If you’re into that sort of thing, you might want to check this out.

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Speaking of MySpace, it looks like our good friend Rey (er, Rey!) could use a few friends. No Jeff Gannon.

  • http://www.okayplayer.com Spark

    1st

  • john cochran

    Least you didnt do as much hating. You may be improving. I personally am not into the myspace thing. Its kinda corny. Artists do dvd’s, mixtapes, and all other sorts of shit instead of what they should be doing: learning how to make ALBUMS.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Wow. Looks like I got to you, Bol. Well played, sir.

  • BELIZE

    Wow…shyt like this makes me apprecite ur bloggin’ assprirations..haaa..good post..

    how much did ameer pay for this? We know yall xxl mofo’s love payola…

    lol @ rer lookin like droopy..haaa

  • http://www.okayplayer.com Spark

    I coulnt even finish,it waz so fuckin borring Ameer? who really gives a shit?

  • BELIZE

    rey*

  • dumdum

    tsrif!!!!!!!!

  • LOS

    DAMN, WHY YOU HAVE TO DO THAT MAN LIKE THAT?!
    FUCKED UP

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    I mean Damm. I better quit fucking with you before I end up making your Pimp C, Lupe Fiasco, and Clyde Smith list. Be gentle, people.

  • Nikka

    AHAHAHAHAHA @ Rey

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Whatcha think, Beli? Am I famous, infamous, or just being asked to leave? Touche,Mr. Crawford. (it’s gonna take a minute for me to get over this one)

  • BELIZE

    lol @ jeff gannon’s fruity asspirations

    Rey-y ur pic looks like u just saw a krispy Kreme donut?

  • BELIZE

    Rey – id say this is bol’s way of expressing his homoerotic nature towards you..so i guess thats a good thing (no yung butplg)

  • e

    Wow a semi positive review from Bol

  • e

    Rey maybe you can be Bol’s new Akuma (no homo)

    Isn’t Skyballa the kid Sicamore signed?

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    lol.. This is definitely The Takeover. Unfortunately, I’m not internet savvy enough to ether him back. To anyone who’s gonna send me some shit, please respect the 4th wall. This internet blog shit is not that serious, and It’d be beyond the boundaries of getting sonned to fuck with my personal life. Have your fun, but let it go. That being said, I checked your profile Beli, and you look like half the dude’s I went to high school with. No Bol’s Homoerotic Nature. Also, that’s the ‘sending the picture to a girl’ pose. Bol’s pic up there is the GIMME MY DONUT pic.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    I dunno, E. Maybe Bol just got upset that Tara added me. Ah well. Transi’s gonna have a field day with this one.

  • e

    How did Transi find Rey on Myspace, this adds to the theory that he is some sort of hacker.

  • BELIZE

    Naw Bol just looks like he got just got raped…..1/2 of the guys u went to school with..hmm..thats cool at least I smell educated..lol

  • BELIZE

    Yeah Transi is a white girl

  • http://aramhiphopetc.blogspot.com/2006_09_01_aramhiphopetc_archive.html I Fux

    Yo rey, I dont have a myspace page cuz I always thought thats a way to get caught up in some shit, but if I did I would add you to my peops

  • http://aramhiphopetc.blogspot.com/2006_09_01_aramhiphopetc_archive.html I Fux

    ReytheJedi- that deserves a no homo, word to Tara

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    He probably checked Tara’s myspace til he saw my name. Not exactly detective work. Still though, he was at least cool enough not to post my url. Call me a bitchmade something or other, but that wasn’t cool.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Thanks, Fux. Na, Jedi’s are cool. If it woulda said reythekanyestan, THAT would deserve a no homo. Hey, maybe Cthulhu will add me. She’s cute.

  • BELIZE

    well i got fresh on my page so i think i deserve a hug

  • Fernando

    Rey & Bol are gonna be on Oprah in about a month, at which time Oprah will ask…”So how did you two gents meet?”

    Rey: Well, I stalked, pleaded, and hounded Bol’s message board in a jealous rage after he gave more love to Transient. It didnt work, so I finally posted my Myspace link on the blog & …….well……

    Bol: IT WAS MAGIC!! Everything I ever wanted to get out of blogging, I have found in Rey!! We can eat taco bell & drink malt liquor at my moms house for days, just staring at the rolls of fat under our necks.
    *crowd with a collective AWWWWWWWW*

    (Homo greatly implied in that post)

  • NCM

    Man, REY looks like a fag.

  • e

    Lmao at Fernando

  • Fernando

    yall need to check out the Mistah F.A.B blog, good shit on Mac Dre.

  • BELIZE

    lol @ nando…ahhahaha

  • BELIZE

    Yo rey…u sounding a lil sad mayne..wtf? U gettin thin skinned now?

  • Fernando

    Let me get this straight….

    Bol’s music scorecard-

    Weak Shit = The roots, Lupe, & anything Hyphy

    Best shit ever = Some no-name myspace geek who raps over backwards music & sounds like AZ???

    Bol…you truly are a faggit ass nigga

  • http://aramhiphopetc.blogspot.com/2006_09_01_aramhiphopetc_archive.html I Fux

    Belize so you look like a thin brother with a ceaser hair cut and a long white tee and vans on oh dont forget the stunner shades…… I went to go pick up my sister the other day at school and I could have sworn they have a uniform policy the way everybody was wearing the same damn thing

  • e

    I think Bol dosen’t necessarily hate lupe or the roots but shits on them because he knows it pisses them off. Which is why he only gives props to the Gin Blossoms and some AZ rip off.

    Although I think Bol does hate Kanye.

  • e

    IFux Don’t forget about the oversized caps that leave the kids looking like charlie brown.

  • Fernando

    Rey,

    Turn off “everybody hurts” and get back to the blog buddy. Dont T.O yourself…

  • e

    them=people who read his blog

  • Fernando

    Bol needs you now more than ever.

  • Enlightened

    Damn that’s kind of crazy posting the link to dude’s myspace. That makes you never look at dude the same again now that you seen his pic, huh?
    SPEAKING OF PICS…
    Bol come on now, man. You done had that pic up there at the top a little too long. Stop playing and put something else up there. You look like you punching your fist into the palm of your hand, like one of those fake ass The Game tough guy poses.

    But anyway, Myspace is definitely revolutionary in the way it’s brought people in one place. But that shit WILL NOT take the place of real promotions. Some myspace rappers will become successful but not BECAUSE of it.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    lol @ Fern. That shit was funny. Not thinskinned, just caught me by surprise. I’ll get over it. 3 friend requests so far. Maybe Splinter Nigga will friend request me.

  • BELIZE

    Ifux-
    I dont rock long white tees…thats that georgia shyt, i juts rock XXL reg. whites (no foot locker)….and i dont fuk with van cuz my feet stank and the odor would probably lead to me losin my job..as far as stunner shades, naww….im too skinny…ill look like a dumb bumblebee (no Blind Melon)

  • Mikey Ess AKA SukedowN

    That right there (among many other reasons), fellow c-boys, is why I don’t have a myspace page.

    Though I must ask you, Rey!, does that kewl blue bowling shirt attract all the ladies or what? No George Alan O’Dowd.

  • BELIZE

    DONT GO THE T.O. ROUTE!!! haaa

  • Young A. Simmons

    lmao at Bols ethnicity ‘Latino / Hispanic’

    I agree that the exclaimation mark (Rey!) is teh ghey.

    Checking out kids profiles on myspace, don’t they have laws against that sort of thing?

  • Fernando

    Not just Georgia pal,

    These little schmucks are everywhere. I live in Portland, OR and I see packs of 20+ kids ALL wearing 5XL white tees, those little nike backpacks with the string straps, SUPER saggy jeans, & sneaker du jour

  • e

    Checking out kids profiles on myspace, don’t they have laws against that sort of thing?

    ^^^^
    NO thats why Bol and Sickamore have myspace pages

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Those glasses are retarded.

  • The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

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  • The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

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  • e

    5xl white tees are everywhere

  • BELIZE

    ^uhhh last time i checked that was BET’s influence

  • http://UGRS.com Tyler

    BOl, since U speakin on it, U should be on your grind and peepin’ all the shit on myspace cause yea’ U never know and there is way more tight shit on there than this backwards ass bullshit U just took the time and space up 2 tell us hard grindin’ real niggas about.

    It’s mad dudes doin’ it real big which the industry is fuck’d up and people are sayin’ hip hop is dead cause it’s people like U up in the labels doin’ nothing not keepin your ear 2 the street which is what U all get paid 4. U don’t know what what U are missing unless U give it a peak.

    Do something for that paper U getting U fat fuck and peep the new street heat at: http://www.myspace.com/marcmaysrockandrollthug
    http://www.myspace.com/marcusorealiusmusic

  • Fernando

    That might be the smartest thing Dj-puss-n-boots has ever posted.

  • BELIZE

    uhh great Dj fukaway is back

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    For what it’s worth, it’s a rocawear shirt.

  • BELIZE

    Rey- u should be happy..this is like ur tribute page

    ITS A CELEBRATION BITCHES!

  • SONNY CHEEBA

    Damn that’s kind of crazy posting the link to dude’s myspace. That makes you never look at dude the same again now that you seen his pic, huh?

    ^^^LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO
    that picture is CRAZYYYYYY Rey…

    That has to be one of the GAYEST myspace pictures everrrrr!

    Transi’s gonna have ur head on a platter whenever he surfaces from the spider hole he’s been hiding in…

    This is a Classic!

    LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

  • Fernando

    Rey,

    You really need to see Treal T.V 2. There are some of the most ridiculous stunner shades EVER on that video….Glorious. Especially Hadji Springer. That little arab is extra hyphy

  • e

    I’m waiting on Transi to post something you know he’s gonna go off (no dj envangelical)

  • SONNY CHEEBA

    Rey- u should be happy..this is like ur tribute page

    ^^^no it’s PERMANENT ether rights for life! all he had was his anonimity, now it’s a wrap!

    LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

  • Fernando

    I cant bring myself to look at the picture. It just wouldnt be the same.

  • http://aramhiphopetc.blogspot.com/2006_09_01_aramhiphopetc_archive.html I Fux

    Rey is secretly chiken noodle souping in his cubicle, Shuck an jive, Shuck an Jive Rey

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Thank God N-Cred is here. I’m like the beatles compared to him. Anyway, I’m hanging with my nephew now so I’m outtie. Son away, boys. There’s more to life than this. UNO!

  • SONNY CHEEBA

    @ Rey, whassup w/the the goatee w/mno mustache???

    u look like a child molester!

    LMAO

    “Rey the Child Molester”

    PS. what’s up w/the wetback hairstyle???

    LMAO LMAO LMAO

  • BELIZE

    Rey- all i want you to do is the Truffle Shuffle..dont lie homie…u know u cant do it!

  • BELIZE

    lol @ Rey tryin to Ja Rule himself from the luv

  • SONNY CHEEBA

    Fernando Says:

    September 28th, 2006 at 4:21 pm
    I cant bring myself to look at the picture. It just wouldnt be the same.

    ^^^No look, it’s hilarious!

    LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

  • Mikey Ess AKA SukedowN

    Sorry Rey!, but after this post it was a pre-requisite to throw a cheap shot at you in a comment after today’s post. Nothing personal.

    Hey, at least I didn’t mention the typical Latino SuperCuts fade…

    Nor did I mention the fact that you could be morbidly obese…

    Relating to Sonny’s comment…Now that your anomininity is gone, its gotta feel different to you as well.

  • http://UGRS.com Chillin

    There was a guy stuck in a prison camp for a hot minute. . . The general of the camp came 2 him one night sayin’ that the dude was suppose 2 died the next morning but the dude had 2 pick which way he wanted 2 die. . . .
    He could die by firing squad or he could take this green door in the camp which behind the door the general said laid unknown horrors. The general said that he had over night 2 think about his situation and 2 decided which way he wanted 2 go.
    So dude tossed and turn and didn’t sleep all night tryin’ 2 make up his mind. .firing squad or the door 2 unknown horrors.
    Finally, the morning came and the dude told the general that he wanted 2 die by firing squad. . So they put him up against the wall gave him a blindfold and a smoke and filled him full of hot ones. . . so now he was dead.

    One of the soldiers asked the general what was behind the door 2 unknown horrors. . . And the general told that soldiers that the door was the door. . . . 2 his freedom. . .

    “The Truth is out There”

  • SONNY CHEEBA

    @ Belize, stop trying to console this nigga… He got served at his own expense…

    That picture is SUPER GAY and he knows it… That’s why he’s light on the comments!

    i would pay CASH to hear(read) Transi’s response to Rey’s picture…

    LMAO LMAO LMAO

    Bol’ TRULY outdone himself w/this one!

  • SONNY CHEEBA

    I can’t get enough of this picture, it’s the funniest thing EVER!

    i DEFINITELY didn’t picture Rey looking like that!

    Every hip-hop blogging nigga’s gonna see his Dungeon & Dragons ass in ALL it’s glory…

    I still fux w/u Rey, i just gotta get these laughs out my system…

    LMAO LMAO LMAO

  • Fernando

    RUN FOR THE HILLS REY!! RUUUNNNN!!!

    Pack your inhaler, taco bell left-overs, and your picture of Bol and RUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN

  • SONNY CHEEBA

    @ Rey, i got a question 4 u…

    when u were w/ur ex-broad, who licked who’s titties???

    LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

  • SONNY CHEEBA

    RUN FOR THE HILLS REY!! RUUUNNNN!!!

    Pack your inhaler, taco bell left-overs, and your picture of Bol and RUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN

    ^^^OH I’MA BRING THIS ONE UP FOR THE NEXT MONTH, AT LEAST!

  • Fernando

    Luckily my work bans Myspace, so I cant indulge in the hilarity of Rey’s appearance

  • BELIZE

    No consolin Rey..he just sounds like a depressive-no- self esteem dude and it woudnt sit well on my conscious to turn on CNN (or cnn.com) and see his fat ass tryin to T.O. himself

  • SONNY CHEEBA

    this nigga Rey is on myspace right now!

    that nigga’s scared bee…

    LMAO LMAO LMAO

  • SONNY CHEEBA

    No consolin Rey..he just sounds like a depressive-no- self esteem dude and it woudnt sit well on my conscious to turn on CNN (or cnn.com) and see his fat ass tryin to T.O. himself

    ^^^he should’ve switched his comment name or suttin’…

    now he’s gonna get ethered…

    where’s meka & transi when u need them???

  • Fernando

    Where the hell is Transient or Meka Soul??????? This is like the holy grail of sunning possibilities and they are absent. Its like having Van Gough in your house with no paint to give him.

  • SONNY CHEEBA

    Its like having Van Gough in your house with no paint to give him.

    ^^^well put!

  • Fernando

    You know Rey is hopping on the bus right now, so he can get to his myspace page and DELETE EVERYTHING. That fool is panicking

  • SONNY CHEEBA

    he’s on myspace… his “online” icon is flashing… niggas must be sending him the ILL msgs

    He looks like he like Fall Out Boy…
    …Britney Spears too…

  • Fernando

    Since I haven’t seen the picture, I imagine him looking like that fat mexican comic who giggles alot.

    Am I close???

  • SONNY CHEEBA

    on the money… u HAVE to see his picture, the shit will have u DYING!!!

    i laughed for 10min straight…

    LMAO LMAO LMAO

    he looks like a child molester!

    i still fuck w/him tho LOL

  • BELIZE

    This will be Rey’s crowning accievment..he can put this up to his “TACO BELL EMPLOYYE OF THE WEEK” plaque

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    See how much joy I bring? Sheeit, even I wanna see what Meka and Transi have to say.

  • the one

    Wow, I for once agree with BOL. I FUCKIN HATE MYSPACE AND EVERYONE ON IT. LET ME REPEAT THIS, I FUCKIN HATE MYSPACE AND EVERYONE WITH A MYSPACE PAGE OVER THE AGE OF 15. DUDES WITH MYSPACE PAGES ARE FUCKIN GAY.

  • BELIZE

    Rey kinda looks like the fat guy from “Boy meets world” just more spic-ish

  • Meka Soul

    wow…. perhaps you should start a blog on your myspace page, rey.

  • Fernando

    CHESTER THE MOLESTER! Your back! Just a quickie with your neph??

  • BELIZE

    I fux with myspace cuz i can fux with mypace

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Nephew jokes are off limits, homey. Just for the record, I don’t work at Taco Bell.

  • BELIZE

    and fux off mypace

  • BELIZE

    etctera!

  • SONNY CHEEBA

    this is classic (in a sick xxlmag.com kinda way)

    LMAO LMAO LMAO

    the half a goatee is hilarious!

  • BELIZE

    well then u work at del taco

  • SONNY CHEEBA

    what do u rock rey 4xl???

  • BELIZE

    Rey- leme get a number one with guaq and sour cream…no onions and sweet tea. Apurate Conio!

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Breathe, Sonny. You’re gonna pass out.

  • Meka Soul

    it does look like you were offered a jell-o pudding pop in that picture, rey.

  • Young A. Simmons

    I imagine him looking like that fat mexican comic.

    ^^^shit homie, thats pretty close.

    Notice how Djevangelist too sonned to even post a proper comment. REy should take heed, just keep your head down and hope this incident blows over.

  • SONNY CHEEBA

    the shit was funny Rey, even u know that was a blow
    (no ur gel’d up hair do)

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Sorry Beli, I’m on my break.

  • Young A. Simmons

    That pic with the droopy eyes the most etheral image since Sic with the lip gloss.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    This is funny, I admit it. You guys are hilarious with this. I’m sure some of you are just as ugly. lol @ Meka. Transi, you disappoint me.

  • Meka Soul

    is rapping over a beat backwards creative when your “engineer” has down’s syndrome?

  • http://aramhiphopetc.blogspot.com/2006_09_01_aramhiphopetc_archive.html I Fux

    I cant access myspace at work, but I am still rolling over here….. I fux with rey

  • SONNY CHEEBA

    Rey moonlights as the trumpet player in a local mariachi band…

    but i can’t front, at least w/Rey u can find when all the new snacks come out & shit!

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Ok, Young A, i’ll send you an 8×10 glossy. Just stop sending me love notes.

  • Meka Soul

    see why i stay away from e-beef? i may need to make my page private.

  • BELIZE

    lol @ rey and cheeba

  • SONNY CHEEBA

    i’m Definitely better looking than u nigga (no sickamore lip gloss)…

    u took one of those girl pictures at an upward angle & shit…

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    OLE! I’m puerto rican cuban though, not mexican.

  • SONNY CHEEBA

    c’mon, this is a touchdown in bodying a nigga…

    4 what it’s worth i didn’t believe Transi’s attacks were in anyway true, but u blew the lid on it…

  • Meka Soul

    look on the bright side, rey: if you ever foot-raced bol, he may pass out first.

  • BELIZE

    E-Beef? haaa..what u scared cuz sum nigga might leave u comment? Delete it homie

  • Young A. Simmons

    Na man, i give you respect for exposing yourself (no George Lopez)

    Is your right side your good side?
    That latest pic some posing 50 in GQ ish.

  • SONNY CHEEBA

    Rey Says:

    September 28th, 2006 at 5:12 pm
    OLE! I’m puerto rican cuban though, not mexican.

    ^^^u look mexican as FUCK in that flick…

    “…how do i look esay?”

    “…all bueno holmes…”

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    No E Beef, just a good old fashioned sonning. I’m sure you’re quite striking, Sonny. No Rey’s Myspace Picture.

  • Meka Soul

    expect a friend request from me, rey.

    uh, no miss cleo.

  • SONNY CHEEBA

    Is your right side your good side?
    That latest pic some posing 50 in GQ ish.

    ^^^gay…

    this nigga ain’t no model dawgs…

    maybe for “The Louie Andrson Line” of Roc-a-wear

  • Meka Soul

    uh… “rey the jedi?”

    you are no longer to clown on me and my comic books, nigga.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Bol is way uglier than I am. Even his mom would say so.

  • BELIZE

    ^duno its close

  • Mikey Ess AKA SukedowN

    All the clever comments aside, I din’t know everyone was gonna get wet off seeing Rey!’s picture.

    Very disgusting.

  • Meka Soul

    >maybe for “The Louie Andrson Line” of Roc-a-wear>

    i actually cracked up out loud on that one.

    for a puerto rican/cuban, you look an awful lot like the day laborers i drive past when i go to work.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Louie Anderson? Come on now.. Meka–I’m not approving anyone from here. I don’t need the contents of my profile to be used for evil. Star Wars is at the very least just as dorky as Comic Books.

  • BELIZE

    yo mickey, what the fuck is a sukedown?

  • BELIZE

    lol @ rey actin’ all feminine bout his profile…i think ur the only guy who has his shyt on private…aint that only for under 18 females?

  • SONNY CHEEBA

    LMAO LMAO LMAO

    that picture is fruity my nig!

  • Mikey Ess AKA SukedowN

    Belize-

    Everything you wished you could be.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Damm, Now Meka’s killing me. Alright ya’ll, I’m outta here. Happy Ethering.

  • SONNY CHEEBA

    Meka Soul Says:

    September 28th, 2006 at 5:22 pm
    >maybe for “The Louie Andrson Line” of Roc-a-wear>

    i actually cracked up out loud on that one.

    ^^^me too…

    this nigga isn’t approving people, how gay!

    chulupa ass nigga!

    i still fux w/u- but this is a good one!

  • Meka Soul

    you don’t need to worry about me, rey. i think u should focus attention on byron getting his fatal atraction on.

  • SONNY CHEEBA

    don’t run Rey, fight like a man…

    otherwise niggas r gonna be punking u ur whole life…

    especially 2moro!

  • BELIZE

    Yo! Anybody heard that DJ Drama and Jim Jones mixtape or that new Alchemist mixtape? I needs to know if its copable…holla!

  • BELIZE

    Mikey- uhhhh..ok?!? Sorry I have no ambitions of being a transexual blogger

  • Mikey Ess AKA SukedowN

    Rey is gonna have to give Bol some extra love tonight to make Bol post some info about somebody else…or the attention is going to be on him for a looooooong time.

    No Jason & Randy Sklar.

  • Mikey Ess AKA SukedowN

    Belize – You said it yourself.

  • BELIZE

    ?!?

  • http://yomom Yo

    LOL DAT NIGGA LOOK GAY AS FUCK

  • Rip Van winkle

    This nigga looks like a puerto rican version of the comic book guy off the Simpsons!

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Na, Not running. I just gotta be out. I’ll approve some of you cats a little later. Peace!

  • sandino

    Well done Mr. Crawford, You managed to upset your major dickrider(no byron crawford’s down lo daddy). I give you a standing ovation.

  • Meka Soul

    just when i thought things were getting dry in here…

  • sandino

    Damn Rey, you do Kinda look like a mexican. YO also look like byron crawford’s opposite which is a latino jon benet ramsey molester(no rey the jedi on this hole post)
    Sorry big gay al, but that is SUPERGAY.
    Message to you kids, that’s why you don’t post myspace

  • BELIZE

    yeah this did liven up bol’s recent wack posts

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Sandino–

    The Rey Sonning party is about over, but there might be some chips lying around.

  • Prophet

    Some of you are so closed minded as hell to new things… I congratulate Ameer and his movement..I have been watchin this kid move for a minute now and he’s aligning himself to be in a good position in the music industry… So while you guys waste your time with the ignorance and hatred you should at least Google “Ameer” and see who is number 1 on the biggest search engine in the world.

    Byron, one thing I can say for you is you call it like it is and Real respect Real….thats why I see your recognition of Ameer and The 25th Hour. I cant wait to purchase it, myself.

    for those of you who dont know:
    http://www.myspace.com/ameerasoulsupreme
    http://www.myspace.com/ameerunitedkingdom

  • Mikey Ess AKA SukedowN

    ^^It is over.

    Rest assured, Belize & Sonny have planned an after party.

    Make sure to bring your leather chaps. They won’t let you in without them.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Mikey–

    You send me a friend request? Mike D something or other?

  • Enlightened

    Damn, y’all killin dude! Rey, I’m glad your page is private homie. Niggas would probably really be killin you if they could see the rest of your pics. Hold ya head tho.

  • Enlightened

    Damn I just looked at it again!!!
    Man, that’s funny as hell.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    K, guess not.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Once again, That was a pic I sent to a girl. Not that it matters.

    This was fun. Bol got his revenge, and their was some levity on this site. Hopefully this’ll be the end of that.

    Gotta love private profiles.

  • Mikey Ess AKA SukedowN

    Nah, I don’t really use MySpace. I’m still kinda creeped out by this whole having your image/likeness available to anyone. I am sure you can now relate.

    >>Bol got his revenge.

    Explain?

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Yeah, this was fun, but It coulda been worse. The guys on here are cool tho’. They seem to know where the “line” is.

    I must’ve done something to piss him off. He usually saves this kinda stuff for rappers or other bloggers. I’m a lowly C-Boy, but maybe going at him yesterday annoyed him. Dude has to have a thick skin by now, but I’m sure there are reasons for something like this other than him just being a dick.

  • UnFaded Disciple

    Just damn…@rey.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    And there you have it.

  • The Dza

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Rey’s all like “why?”

    GAME OVER!!!!!!!

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    HOW CAN I EVEN ADD TO THIS???

    I CAN’T!!! IT’S CURTAINS!!!!

    REY GOT COOKED, ATE, SHAT AND FLUSHED WITH LESS THAN 2 LINES!!!!!!

  • The Dza

    REY THE JEDI!!!!!!!!!

    lllllloooolllllllllllllllllll

    “random xxlmag.com stalker”

    lllloooooooooollllllllllllll

    REY GOT 9/11ed BY BOL.

    SHIT IS CRAZY SON!!!!!!

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Heh.

    Dza just wet himself.

  • Meka Soul

    the funny thing about it would be if bol was one of rey’s “friends.”

  • Belize

    Naw mikey the after party is is ur granny’s spot..haaaa

  • Mikey Ess AKA SukedowN

    Cmon Belize…

    “Your after party has the shell on it”

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Heh, Na. Bol isn’t on the list.

  • frankwhite45

    A nigga gotta get heard how ever he can myspace.com/ninohnewjack myspace.com/ninohnewjack

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    *sigh*

  • allnice

    Ameer….nah homey, he’s alright. I checked the page and I ain’t hear anything amazing. There’s gotta be some better artists on myspace man……..

  • unknown fan….

    25th Hour is a not a mixtape nor a album…just thought the people needed to know its a ZONE!!! But its a blessing to have your mixtape reviewed by the illest nigga on the net…

  • http://www.myspace.com/shiestbubz Shiest Bubz (yea its me…The Versace Don)

    I dont normally do this….but I see some blatant hate on my boy, Ameer. I got a call and said I should make a comment.. So here I am on my 2way….Piffin’… Ameer is what a lot of niggas need to be doing with they music. He is bringin’ a lot to the game..and he reps that fly nigga shit to the fullest.I respect when I see niggas hustle from the ground up…likewise…my new mixtape is in stores now….cop that..

  • Yo

    Yo

  • Belize

    *Rolls L*

    *Sparks*

    Ahhh….now what the fuk is a sukedown again?

  • LONZO

    Reythejedi????
    That has got to be the funniest shit I have ever read on xxlmag.com. Dam I laughed for bout 10 minutes. BOL ethered rey hands down……..Dam reythejedi. LOL. LMAO. Good laugh niggaz.
    Now I see why you like FallOutBoy, rey.
    LOL.

  • DJ Lucky Luke

    Ouch… Rey just got done-up! I mean, how exactly can you come back from something like this against Bol, who’s absolutely got nothing to lose?

    Oh yeah…

    Post pics of you and Tara together and Bol’ll simultaneously shit and nut himself…that’s how!

  • Mikey Ess AKA SukedowN

    *Rips L out of mouth* (no George Alan O’Dowd)

    “Damnit boy! Didn’t ya momma ever tell you that smokin is only fa grown folks?”

  • Mutumbo

    Bol,

    You are a goddamned racist swine! So redundant on these damn blogs; always hating on everybody yet, you are a professional blogger? On behalf of Asians everywhere, “fuck you, Nazi!!”

  • Belize

    *Blows smoke in your face*

    *Turns to ur momz*

    “Bitch, y let this lil nigga out of the closet for? U betta fix this shyt!”

    *Goes to take a shyt*

  • DJ Lucky Luke (Rey de Los Reyes)

    Damn, I didn’t know my boy Rey is part Cuban. Shit, why didn’t you say so, negro? I always ride to die for mi gente. Les tiraria algunas balas liricas pero no me entenderian. ‘Tonces chinganse pinches mamapalos…

  • SONNY CHEEBA

    i laughed DUMB hard last night at ur picture Rey!

    LMAO LMAO LMAO

  • rec

    What did i miss?

  • 110 street

    busy at work this week i missed the bol rey beef. sounds comical

  • >>>>>>>>>ROC

    lol at rey

  • >>>>>>>>>ROC

    lol at rey…wow…so thats wat u message leaving bitches look like….lol….child molesting petafile niggaz…hahaha..

  • Spark

    I thought Rey Waz Black!!!!

  • Gumer

    this nigga bol talks mad shit…he needs to shut the fuck up and get a life or sumtin

  • http://www.myspace.com/youngmaica who am i?

    check this dude out. i think he’s dope

  • MYNURBYZNEZZ

    IS THE GUY WHO OWNS MYSPACE EVER GOIN TO PAY THE PEOPLE FROM BLACK PLANET?

  • OG>

    LOL REY IZ A
    FUCKIN FAAAGGEEETT

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