The 80’s Baby Epidemic Is Spreading

 

KoolMoe 

 

 

 

 

I logged on the allhiphop forums today and saw a “70s Baby vs. 80s baby” thread. A tear almost came to my eye when I saw that the crack baby movement is expanding. It was masterminded by AHH poster “Poisonous Dart” and became a upped thread in no time. I might never have to do the last installment of the “Reasons You’re Not An 80’s Baby” after all. Number 43 is my favorite because you 70’s infants talk about that year like YOU made the millions off of crack. From all the 80’s Babies PD, we salute you. Long live the 8-E’s Babies! 

  

  

My favorite ones are bolded 

    

100 Ways To Know If You’re a 70’s Baby aka I’m Too Old For This Shit! By Poisonous Dart

100. You remember when BET was in Washington, D.C. and Rap City went from 60 minutes to 90 minutes.99. You used to switch back and forth between Yo! MTV Raps and Rap City to see who would play your favorite jam first…or just to wait for Ed Lover to stop actin’ a damn fool…or whenever they played a No Face video.98. You remember the purple and yellow flipping letters on Rap City and you’d recognize Da Mayor Chris Thomas, Prime, Prince Dajour, Big Lez and Joe Clair on a crowded street even to this day.97. You recognize Parliament/Funkadelic, Ohio Players, and Isley Brothers album covers…you used to use them as dustpans.

96. You remember Diddy from back when he was dancin’ his ass off in Fine Young Cannibals, Doug E. Fresh and Heavy D. & The Boyz videos.

95. If you actually considered sending in answers to the questions asked on De La Soul’s “3 Feet High And Rising”.
94. You were a fan of Positive K’s BEFORE “I Got A Man” came out…or you had a dance/routine that you did whenever your Nintendo games didn’t play right away.

93. If you even KNEW who Johnny Gill was before he was in New Edition or if punchlines like “I run trains in my living room like Ricky Stratton” or “my gat make you do back flips like Willis Drummond” actually impress you..

92. If you know all of the dialogue to “Style Wars”,” Wild Style”,” Beat Street”,” rush Groove” and “House Party”.

91. If you even KNOW who Paul C., Mantronix or Ced Gee are/were or the first porno you ever watched actually had a storyline and ill live music being played all throughout it.

90. If you thought that Kool Moe Dee got at LL Cool J with “How Ya Like Me Know”

89. If you thought that LL bodied Kool Moe Dee with “Jack The Ripper”

88. If you thought that Kool Moe Dee bodied LL Cool J with “Let’s Go’

87. If you thought that LL bodied Kool Moe Dee with “To The Break Of Dawn” and “Mama Said Knock You Out”

86. If you even heard or REMEMBER Kool Moe Dee’s response “Death Blow” off of his last album.

85. If you even know who Donovan “The Dirt Biker” or Joe “The Butcher” Niccolo are…or you used to subscribe to “Nintendo Power” and treat the monthly “Top 30” like Source mics.

84. If you can name any of the dancers for Queen Latifah, MC Lyte or Kwame.

83. You ever actually thought Mic Geronimo might be able to give Nas a run for his money.

82. You used to buy and read The Source back when it was ACTUALLY “The Hip Hop Bible” or you used to get heated in lunchtable discussions about Nintendo vs. Sega.

81. You could do the Kid N’ Play kick step (Don’t front, you know they had you open, kid!).

80. You used to have arguments about who was better, Big Daddy Kane, Kool G. Rap or Rakim?

79. You remember back when mainstream America didn’t know who the hell Will Smith was (You mean The Fresh Prince?)…and you remember every contributor to The Source from 1990-1998 (when you stopped reading it).

78. You brag about being an MF Doom fan from back in the days and even still have one of the 100,000 purchased KMD “Mr. Hood” tapes/CD’s.

77. You were checkin’ for The Fugees back when “Boof Bap” dropped off of L Boogie’s verse…if it took you until “Nappy Heads” and “Vocab” you still get credit, though.

76. You know that Mos Def was in a group called Urban Thermo Dynamics before he went solo.

75. You thought that/still believe that Marley Marl is the greatest producer alive.

74. You remember back when Run DMC were the hottest group on the face of the Earth…and you thought you were the shit when you finally beat Legend Of Zelda.

73. The simple utterance of the phrase “Fresh Fest” makes you start smiling uncontrollably.

72. You hear a classic joint from 1986-1989 come on the radio in your car and you turn it up and make a point to tell all the 80’s and 90’s babies in the vehicle that “This is that REAL hip hop!”

71. You go off on a Bill Cosbyesque rant when they call it wack, roll their eyes and say some shit to you like “Rakim’s a’ight, but he ain’t no Lil’ Wayne!”

70. You only listen to certain radio stations and only at certain times because “The radio makes you sad/sick to your stomach”…and you wonder what ever happened to Sean J. Period.

69. You are an active poster on Okayplayer.com…and you still spell “jiggy” Zhigge.

68. You are a lurker on AllHipHop.com…until someone disses The Beatnuts production..then you log in with the quickness and put the verbal smackdown on those fools!

67. You read the XXL blogs and post these long ass angry responses to them, not realizing that the authors don’t care what you wrote and no one else bothered to read it anyways.

66. You ever own/ed any of the following: A Rawkus T shirt, Rawkus slipmats or a Rawkus vinyl bag and you answer hip hop questions in a stickied thread on AllHipHop.com’s Ill Community.

65. You know every 12” (complete with catalog numbers!) released by the following indie labels: Rawkus, Fondle Em, Dolo, and Hydra…and you been a Jeru The Damaja fan since “I’m The Man”.

64. You knew about Jean Grae back when she was called What? What? and she was down with Natural Resource.

63. You have Bobitto Garcia as a MySpace friend…and the first time you heard B.I.G. was as a guest on a Heavy D track..

62. If you have ever uttered the phrase “Ain’t NOBODY seeing Pharoahe Monch on the mic, son!”

61. If you were wearing a 2 Black Guys Gear jersey, a Carhartt skully with Carhartt overalls and Hi-Teks on when you said it…and you don’t hesitate to correct people that misspell his name (I do that myself).

60. If you know how many (and which) Inspectah Deck verses got him the Hip Hop Quotable in The Source….

59. You own a copy of Akinyele’s “Vagina Diner” and you think “Cool V’s Tribute To Scratching” is an underrated instrumental.

58. If you go online to buy re-issued Just-Ice, JVC Force and T La Rock CD’s and you know what Chubb Rock’s publishing company was called (Schematics Publishing).

57. You can name all 3 of EPMD’s DJ’s…and you actually KNOW who Mr. Bozack is. (Who?)

56. If you make the dude at the record store take a mini hip hop quiz to properly test his knowledge before even asking him a goddamn question.

55. You used to watch the “Around The Way Girl” video just for the white girl to make sure she didn’t miss a step…if she did, you didn’t want her no more (or so you told yourself).

54. If you ever worn a pair of Cross Colours, Kik Wear, Walker Wear or Karl Kani jeans.

53. You will argue with every fiber of your being that Heavy D’s best album was “Blue Funk”.

52. You know who Trouble T. Roy was and you actually remember MC Trouble (R.I.P.).

51. You know that there were two different Spinderellas…but you only wanted to smash (or be like) ONE of them.

50. You’re still waiting on a new Rakim and Slick Rick album…and you considered Cappadonna to be a beast on the mic at one point in time.

49. You bought Del’s “I Wish My Brother George Was Here” and you’ve been a Hieroglyphics Crew fan ever since.

48. You’ve known of Jay-Z since “Hawaiian Sophie” and ”The Originators”…and your favorite Jay-Z album is STILL Reasonable Doubt.

47. You used to DANCE to Brand Nubian, Public Enemy and Poor Righteous Teachers songs.

46. You remember back when Jive was an underground hip hop label…and you can name all of D Nice’s singles.

45. You thought that Lisa Turtle from “Saved By The Bell” (Lark Voorhies) was the baddest chick around…until you saw Tisha Campbell on “Rags To Riches”..and when you were a kid it was Jayne Kennedy .

44. You thought EPMD would really body somebody if it came down to it…and you used to have to adjust the antennae on your TV so you could get a picture…you used to use the horizontal and vertical hold buttons as LAST RESORTS.

43. You REMEMBER 1988! And you mantain that Jalil from Whodini rhymed off beat on purpose.

42. You used to watch Speed Racer, Star Blazers, Force Five, Captain Harlock, Robotech, Transformers, G.I. Joe, Thundercats, Silverhawks, M.A.S.K., Jem and Voltron….and cartoons didn’t even come on past 6 PM…unless it was a holiday.41. You own Sadat X solo projects…and you can play them straight through without skipping tracks.40. You thought that there was something VERY WRONG with LL Cool J’s dome (Why else does he rock those hats?)40. You thought that there was something VERY WRONG with LL Cool J’s dome (Why else does he rock those hats?)39. At one point you thought that the Fat Boys and Whodini were THE SHIT!

40. You thought that there was something VERY WRONG with LL Cool J’s dome (Why else does he rock those hats?)39. At one point you thought that the Fat Boys and Whodini were THE SHIT!38. If you know that Jermaine Dupri produced Sylk Tymes Leather and Javier & The Str8jackets BEFORE Kriss Kross….and you make sure to point him out to any 80’s and 90’s babies in the “Freaks Come Out At Night” video.

37. You think that Doug E. Fresh’s “Summertime” was better than Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince’s and you still cop Boot Camp Click albums the Tuesday they drop.

36. You HATE the fact that people didn’t know that Snap! jacked “The Power” from Chill Rob G…but you’ll tell anyone who’ll listen the exact second somebody starts jammin’ to it that doesn’ t know any better!

35. You can name EVERY member of the Flavor Unit and you have EVERY Roots album…even “Organix”!

34. You know all of the words to “Roxanne, Roxanne” by UTFO…and you remember the Roxanne battles like they were yesterday.

33. You tend to get heated when people neglect to mention Full Force when they list all time greatest production teams.

32. You can call out what Prince/Prince produced song Pharrell and Timberland jacked a certain part/sound from.

31. It pisses you off that people slept on De La Soul’s “The Grind Date” and Masta Ace’s “A Long Hot Summer”.

30. You will defend the Ultramagnetic MC’s weird ass songs and lyrics to the death….and you prefer the Boondocks comic strip to the cartoon because it’s “more serious” and Caesar is in it (and you refuse to write the phrase “no homo” after statements like the one I just typed) .

29. If you ever did the “East Coast Stomp” or know all of the words to every Das Efx song.

28. If Ice Cube was the man up until he released “Lethal Injection”…then he fell the fuck off in your opinion.

27. You used to watch BET back when it had “Video Soul”, “Video LP”, “Screen Scene”, “Video Vibrations”,”BET News” and “Teen Summit”…and a gang of infomercials.

26. You saw Juice and New Jack City in the theatre…and you remember when Eddie Murphy was considered funny.

25. You saw “Hollywood Shuffle” and “I’m Gonna Get You Sucka” back when the 70’s jokes were actually still relevent.

24. You remember back when KRS One was “The Teacher” and people actually BOUGHT his albums.

23. If you REALLY, TRULY do believe in your heart of hearts that record sales don’t matter.

22. You have a tough time putting Nas and Jay-Z ahead of Rakim, KRS One, Kool G Rap or Big Daddy Kane on your Top 5 List.

21. You remember back when you first heard Lords Of The Underground’s “Psycho” on the radio and you thought they were bitin’ Das Efx…and you own an original copy of “Self Destruction” or “We’re All In The Same Gang” on vinyl.

20. You are actually aware that Jeru The Damaja and The Fugees and Treach and YZ had beef at one point in time and you can explain the chronology of it all in detail.

19. You fix your favorite rappers from back in the days Wikipedia entries due to the fact that “they left too much important stuff out”.

18. Your favorite all time Dr. Dre beats are Whirlwind Pyramid and Dayz Of Wayback.

17. You have EVERY Slum Village release whether it be official or unofficial…and you’re waiting intently on the new D’Angelo and Maxwell to drop…anytime now…Anybody seen Bilal?

16. You remember back when you used to have trouble telling Tony Dofat and Pete Rock’s beats apart.

15. You remember back when mixtapes were actually TAPES..Kid Capri, DJ S&S, DJ Ron G, Doo Wop and Tony Touch were KILLIN’ THE GAME…until DJ Clue showed up…Stop talkin’ over the tracks!

14. You copped “Enter The 36 Chambers”, “Enta Da Stage” and “Illmatic” and let the tape rock until the tapes popped!

13. You search for your favorite old videos and YouTube and add them to your favorites…you’re pushing 250 already after 5 days of searching.

12. You first heard the name Faith Newman WAY BEFORE Nas’ “Driven” aired on VH1.

11. You actually know who Jarobi is…and you can explain his role in A Tribe Called Quest in detail.

10. You’re favorite 2Pac albums are “2Pacalypse Now” and “Strictly For My N.I.G.G.A.Z”….and of course the Makaveli one!

9. You had a NES, SNES, Sega Master System, Genesis or Turbo Grafx 16 growing up.

8. If you have those same emulators on your computer NOW and play Tecmo Bowl on your laptop for mad long rather than cop an Xbox 360.

7. Pete Rock & CL Smooth are your G.O.A.T. hip hop duo…and DJ Quik and Battlecat are WAY underrated as producers.

6. You often get into online arguments about Lord Finesse, Large Professor and DJ Premier’s place in hip hop history.

5. You play old SWV and En Vogue songs because girl groups suck now…and you think Cassie’s video ain’t shit but the wack version of ”The Pleasure Principle”.

4. You STILL miss Jodeci and maintain to this day that NO R&B groups can fuck with them.

3. The Jungle Brothers will FOREVER hold a special place in your heart.

2. You are waiting on the Vinia Mojica solo album to this day!

1. The most obvious way to know that you’re a 70’s baby: You read all of this shit, had your memory joggged/reminisced and laughed several times while doing it.

Big shout to Mr. I’ll Make You Famous aka Sick The Kid A & R, Sickamore for inspiring this blog in the first place. Keep on grindin’ fam! The 90’s babies will have YOU spazzin’ out on ‘em in about 8-10 years…Trust me!

One. PD.

  • http://Aol Jazz

    1st

  • http://Aol Jazz

    This shit is stupid has hell who wastes their time doing dumb shit like this ’91 baby

  • http://www.skibeatz.com DJ Main Event

    too. much. funny.

    sick, im starting to think that we’ll hear about who you signed around the same time Dre drops Detox…

  • chills

    i feel you on that sick.

  • chills

    sick. that list just shows how much you know your hip hop and its roots. i understood everyone of them.

  • TIM

    Sick is a biter. He didn’t put in much work on this one.

  • BELIZE

    Crack babies Unite!!!!!!!! haaaaaa

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Fuck You. Ignorant ass shit slinger.

  • king douche

    wow i was born in 78 and barely know any of the shit on the list. i guess the kid who posted the thread is more a 70′s than i am.

  • slap fire out a blog

    Im a 70s baby and fucking proud all of this shit is so true except

    22. You have a tough time putting Nas and Jay-Z ahead of Rakim, KRS One, Kool G Rap or Big Daddy Kane on your Top 5 List.

    Long live Hip hop, good post Sick even though it was straight jacked

  • http://www.myspace.com/poisonousdarthfc Poisonous Dart

    Good lookin’ out, Sick! On behalf of the 70′s babies I apologize for doin’ shit like saying Young Jeezy is wack even though I never even heard any of his joints except the singles and for the only Gangsta Grillz mixtape I actually own is Little Brother’s “Separate But Equal”. One.

  • Danja29

    Props to Dart for the list and Sick for the acknowledgement.

    And that #22 is about the realest shit anyone ever wrote. And the craziest thing is that every REALISTIC 70s/early 80s baby had to eventually do it, even though it pained them to.

  • Danja29

    oh, and if I can add a reason:

    *you actually know the songs these new artists are quoting when they do their little swagger-jack lines.

  • thoreauly77

    sickamore, sickamore. this isnt even yours. at least ignorant white boys posing like theyre black are more prolific than you. a question posed being, when are some of these bums going to be done here? the answer, when some dumbasses like myself negate response and begin ignoring. i start now.

  • http://www.myspace.com/perla_negra Pearl

    i just agree that the The 80’s Baby Epidemic Is Spreading..

    I feel part of it..

    BP

  • I Am A Hater

    90′s babies smh….

  • e

    Your slippin Sickamore where’s the baseball refrences and your Yanks are gonna get swept

  • Profit

    I’m still stuck in the “Keep It Real” era. (Half 70′s/Half 80′s baby)

  • http://www.myspace.com.com/donnygoines Donny Goines

    You know something, even tho I’m 26 Im defintly not a 80′s baby.

    I did’nt start listen to rap till I heard Biggie’s “Juicy”

    I never heard a album before that

    I am ALL about technology and the late 90′s was when I started doing things

    And finally I like being on my own shit. If not being a 80′s baby is uncool or whatever then so be it. I’m got my own swag lol and if you can really remember the 80′s then maybe your a little too old for this game hahaha.

    Much love to ALL you babies out there but I’m a grown man. Peace

  • LO

    The Lords of the Underground did bite off Das Efx, and that was a terrible time in HipHop!

  • Hollywood_Nigga

    i thought the article had sum interesting points. then again i wasnt even born in the 70′s

  • Jay W

    This is some nerd ass shit.

  • LBDII

    Im a 90′s baby fuckers.

  • RJ

    Yo I’m a 91 baby!! Haha but this shit was hella funny. Keep on it Sick!!

  • DG

    I’ve been reading all these 80′s baby blogs and I have to say that i agree with most of the shit. I’m 26 years old so I am literally an 80′s baby. I would say poisonous dart is on the money with 90-95 of his 100 reasons but he is baseing some of it on the fact that no one bought him shit when he was a kid or maybe he wasnt up on the five finger discount. Alot of 80′s babies had NES, Sega Genesis, and SNES. Same thing with clothes well as far as Cross Colours and Karl Kani Jeans (btw whats up with no reference to Starter jackets and jerseys).

  • TakeOva

    YO
    I dunno what tha fuck iz goin on!
    LMAO
    ’87, muhfuckas

  • SR

    crazy propz on the post. i’m an 80s baby, and EVEN I remember some of this stuff up here on the list. oh yeah, u forgot one thing…

    ***You had (or wanted badly) a Starter jacket, and remembered how bad people used to get jacked for em.

  • che

    i was born in ’88 and i have no idea what the fuck all this shit means..

  • che

    Lark Voorhies – who/what?

  • http://saywordatl.com Jo Van Gogh

    Not for nothing, but this whole 80′s baby vs. 70′s baby really just seems to be hip hop’s, and the black community’s, lack of repsect for the past.

    I know rap is competitive and a young man’s game, and that’s cool, but this whole movement is creating division amongst real heads everywhere.

    This shit has it’s entertainment value, and as an 80′s baby, I love to read some of the shit from my childhood, etc.

    But I also grew up on a lot of shit that older heads love.

    We all know that there are dumb ass kids on the net who get their hip hop history lessons from message boards and mtv rather than old heads and big brothers and this just seems like adding fuel to an already ragin fire of ignorance amongst these kids.

    Keep on keepin’ on Sick’ but I would love to see some unity in hip hop between regions, coasts, boroughs, crews, and even generations.

    You know what really makes you an 80′s baby ?

    You’re grown.

    Time to act like it homie.

  • tru 70′s baby (79 – 2 b xact)

    NOW!….I SAY NOW!……THATS WHAT I CALL HIP HOP BABY…….recognise……..if you ever had a problem with the crap out today, cop this 50 baby, and believe me, all your questions WILL be answered. That goes for R&B too….todays SHIT ain’t got nu’in on yesterdays………Those were the days yo. Up with the those dayz ….. down with these.
    sick, thanx for makin the case solid
    ……..WORD

  • Ortega

    Sickamore is right on target with that 80 baby shit, keep goin son.

  • begs no friends

    You’re really running this shit into the ground…you dont have anything else to talk about?

  • H-man

    roflao

  • H-man

    begs no friends Says:

    You’re really running this shit into the ground…you dont have anything else to talk about?

    Ill run your ass in the ground next asshole, try like 6 feet deep…muhahahahahahaha

  • thecritic

    Big Deal.

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  • http://www.lexx9eleven.com Marz

    Check out tha website. Lexx 9eleven is tha reason for this 80′s baby talk going on if u don’t kno call up hot97 and request his new single 80′s baby or I’m Hott everybody that’s ah 80′s baby show some luv my nig is on fire. Ask Cocoa Chanel if my nig is fire yo sickamore Addicted To Money inc is tha label. Money Mafia is tha team Lexx9eleven

  • Real

    I’m a 80s baby, and speakin of that, my brotha Lexx9eleven got the single (80s baby) and that shit is crack. Its gettin spins on hot 97, he’s constantly tearin shows down so yall be on the look out for my brotha
    http://www.Lexx9eleven.com
    http://www.myspace.com/lexx9eleven

  • http://www.myspace.com/jaydakid1718 Jay Booker

    Wats good XXL. I see that yall doing a topic about the 80′s Baby so i decided to tell yall about a rapper named LEXX9ELEVEN. He is from southside, Jamaica Queens and he has a single called “80′ Baby” and the song is CRAZY. He is getting radio spins from different states. He performs in different states and shuts the clubs down wherever he performs at. Yall need to remember his name and look out for his very soon. If you would like to hear the single “80′s Baby” check out his official page or check out his myspace page
    http://WWW.LEXX9ELEVEN.COM
    http://WWW.MYPSACE.COM/LEXX9ELEVEN

  • S-Tyme

    Yo! the single 80s baby by my nigga Lexx 9eleven is fire and its shutting shit down in clubs, getting mad spins on Hot97. everybody need to check it out for their selves by using these links below:
    http://WWW.LEXX9ELEVEN.COM
    http://WWW.MYSPACE.COM/LEXX9ELEVEN
    Its HOTT!

  • Awb

    I was born in 1980 and I know the majority of the list. Word to Chris Thomas, the original mayor of Rap City.

  • Eman

    I walked into the party store last night and some old ass 70′s movie was on and the 2 dude were watching it and they were like hey do u know this actor and Im like naw man Im an 80′ baby

  • http://www.thursdayplantation.blogspot.com lar

    so the defining characteristic of an 80′s Baby is pride in the things you don’t know? sounds about right.

  • FL. BOI

    I saw some cats on here sayin’ they were 90′s babies??!!… That shit is hilarious!!!! I know I’m in the wrong blog if I’m sharing space wit a buncha no responsibilty having, ain’t seen the inside of a strip club, can’t buy a drink, just bought his first pack of cigs ass kids.

    ~~Oh yeah, all ya favorite rappers is 70′s babies!! Nas, Biggie, Jay-Z, Pac.~~

    Where is the 80′s babies top 5?

  • LBDII

    One thing is I really dont care if who is a 80′s baby or 70′s baby I want good music. ACtually 70′s babies made the album of the year. Thats it Folks Outkast Idlewild yall dont agree? tell me what was wrong with this album? I love Jay actually he is my second fav next to pac but I dont even know if even HE could do a better album the Idlewild.

  • Young Crack

    who da fuk cares bout being in a certain time era man it stupid

  • Bang

    ~Oh yeah, all ya favorite rappers is 70’s babies!! Nas, Biggie, Jay-Z, Pac.~~

    yup. and all the “80′s babies” swagger jacked them! pathetic

    and Im an 80′s baby. fuck all yall anyways

  • Bang

    and yo, saigon would smack fire out a faggot for saying his time’s up! you know he’s old too, probalbly like wayne

  • http://www.sickamore.com Sickamore

    Jay-Z is a 60′s Baby

  • Ogeezy

    Enough is Enough

  • BIG TyME

    What’s popping XXL my boy LEXX 9ELEVEN has a song called 80s BABY it’s a club banger it’s on HOT 97 everybody loves it especially girls so if you didn’t hear it call HOT 97 and request it you can hit my dude up at
    http://www.LEXX9ELEVEN.COM
    http://www.MYSPACE.COM/LEXX9ELEVEN
    ya’ll never felt a movement like this A.T.M inc

  • Screw Musik King

    thoreauly77 Says:

    August 26th, 2006 at 10:35 pm
    sickamore, sickamore. this isnt even yours. at least ignorant white boys posing like theyre black are more prolific than you. a question posed being, when are some of these bums going to be done here? the answer, when some dumbasses like myself negate response and begin ignoring. i start now.

    Shut the fuck up, fag. And Sickamore, you’re fag, noone cares what fucking decade you were born.

  • 5 STAR X-E-Q-SHUN

    #10 agree
    #42 bringin bac memories & the characters 4 each cartoon

  • Boner Jams 03

    “You actually know who Jarobi is…and you can explain his role in A Tribe Called Quest in detail.”

    Was i the only one who thought that Jarobi played Monster in Boyz N the Hood???

  • Boner Jams 03

    “2. You are waiting on the Vinia Mojica solo album to this day!”

    So true!! i LOVED her!!

    “With the funky singing by Miss Vinia Mojica” (c) Q-Tip

  • http://www.lexx9eleven.com international preme

    Yo shout out to all the 80s babies…shout out to NME/addicted to money’s own LEXX 9 Eleven…he has the hot single 80s baby being played all over hot 97 and power 105…this nigga is gonna take over really soon…don’t play urself and hate on this nigga…and shout to all the labels that wanna sign this kid…and if ur not one of them then that’s ur lost…HE will BE the next BIG thing…all yall rappers out now with ur little buzz aint sellin shit.LEXX 9 ELEVEN..THA KING OF QUEENS

  • LBDII

    Wow Jay is getting up there in age. But shit he is the best alive. BUT OUTKAST ALBUM WAS BEST OF THE YEAR.

  • Jay

    Yeah, you right, funny thing is…when us 70s babies were the young upstarts the older heads of hip-hop (yeah there are older heads in hip-hop than us) used to shit on us for the same reasons we shit on the kids…y’all do your thing, but us old foots have one thing in our favor: We aint responsible for Young Joc! (I know you see that.) And Cube was the shit up until the ‘Predator’ album grasshopper…then he DID fall the fuck off, but his new album shits all over anything from these new niggas. Keep up the good work, you and Bol have the net weak.

  • Thor

    knowing all this shit about 70ies babies actually requires being one?!

  • I Am A Hater

    Pathetic 90′s babies…..smh

  • http://www.modelminority.blogspot.com obonix

    31. It pisses you off that people slept on De La Soul’s “The Grind Date” and Masta Ace’s “A Long Hot Summer”.
    ———————
    I had to do two yoga breaths after I read that sh*t I got so mad.

  • icon

    I think it’s funny that you got the terms 80s baby and Sicamore from Jigga…you’re a clown, duke.

  • icon

    Why does this shit sound like some ol “You know you ghetto/redneck/whatever/if…”

  • maddhatter

    @ icon, im pretty sure sicamore got his name from big’s verse in your nobody till somebody kills you, and sickamore you just clowned yourself cuz you sound like a 70′s baby, but yo im an 80′s baby and i love old skool hip hop and respect where it came from and fuck 90′s babies eat a fat dick.

  • Tony Smalls
  • Tony Smalls

    dallas penn . com

    blao!

  • icon

    Jay-z got it from Big…lol
    You’re right, though, mad, I be giving jay too much credit sometimes

  • gutta

    shit was stupid

  • icon

    Nigga Sicamore said “Latte and whipped cream”…lol

    http://dallaspenn.com/weblog/?p=1032

  • dj madwax

    holy shit you got sonned son

    http://dallaspenn.com/weblog/?p=1032

  • DJ N-Credible

    To be honest….

    Who

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    Dam

  • Mr.Me

    19. You fix your favorite rappers from back in the days Wikipedia entries due to the fact that “they left too much important stuff out”.

    68. You are a lurker on AllHipHop.com…until someone disses The Beatnuts production..then you log in with the quickness and put the verbal smackdown on those fools!

    ^^^^lol. classic. The homie
    P. Dart deserves a purple heart for this 1.

  • icon

    Hmmm…why does my comment have “your comment is awaiting moderation” on it…guess another one’s about to be deleted, huh, Mr. I-don’t-delete posts?!?

  • SICKAMORE

    SICKMORES NEW MIXTAPE DROPPIN LIKE A HOMOZ DRAWZ YA HEARD !

    “YOUNG GAY & MUTHAF**IN ANUS” IN STORES NOW HOSTED BY RU PAUL

    FEATURING GUEST APREANCES BY QUEER EYES WHOLE CAST , WILL & GRACE

    AND OF COURSE RICHARD SIMMONS DONT MISS IT ITS GON BE A CL-ASS-SICK

    ALSO DONT MISS SICKAMORE IN HIS FIRST TELEVISION DEBUT ON QUEER AS FOLK STARING AS THE GAY RAPPER SHOWING ITS OK TO BE YOUNG GAY AND MUTHA F IN ANUS AS HE LIKES TO CALL IT FOR MORE INFO CONTACT : ARI GOLDS SECRATARY AT MAN2MAN@GAYOL.COM OR Sickamore.com

  • TIGERREDD

    Oh snaps, damn Sic, combat jack tore you a new asshole faggot. How long did you think it would take for a old school kat to put you in your place. Like Pac said “close your mouth when grown folks talk”. Someone from the 70′s needs to place your little punk ass over their knee and spank that ass old skool style, and after your reply to him to squash it with all of those gay things you said, you might enjoy that spanking faggot!

  • http://www.myspace.com/poisonousdarthfc Poisonous Dart

    Daaaaaamn…there’s some salty ass people posting on here. It’s really not that serious, just back away from the computer, grab your iPod and take a nice brisk walk outside. One.

  • Doc Flav

    “GAYOL.COM” LOL!

  • http://www.myspace.com/GULLEYDADDY Jay Booker

    YALL ALL READY SHO NOW IM A 80′s BABY ALDAY LEXX9ELEVEN WATS GOOD ひ KNO WHO IT IS CAPTAIN GULLEY AN WAT IT IS A.T.M ADDICTED TO MONEY MONEY MAFIA TEAM GЯモモ₪ MY NUCCA LEXX GOT A SONG OUT CALL 80′s BABY 回₪ ヤHΣ RADIO SHOUT OUT TO COCOA CHANEL DJ ENVY AN ENUFF WATS GOOD CALL AN REQUEST THAT YA HEARD BROTHA WAT UP ITS ヤHΣ CAPTAIN YO ———————- 12:24 PM ———————- CLICK THA LINK AND LEAVE A COMMENT ONDA BLOG TALKING BOUT ME AND MY SINGLE HOW WE SHUTTING IT DOWN AND HOW ITS GETTING RADIO SPINS AND ALL THAT AND PUT MY WEBSITE AND MYSPACE LINK ON IT TELLING PEOPLE 2 CHECK IT OUT SPREAD THA WORD ALSO http://WWW.LEXX9ELEVEN.COM http://WWW.MYSPACE.COM/LEXX9ELEVEN http://XXLMAG.COM/ONLINE/?P=4149 WE GOT NOW FUCK NEXT YA HEARD HOLL@ @ US IM OUT http://WWW.LEXX9ELEVEN.COM
    http://WWW.MYSPACE.COM/LEXX9ELEVEN

  • http://hgh.lx.ro human growth hormone

    The decreased level of human growth hormone is the primary reason for stunted healing in elderly individuals.

  • http://www.icedangeldesigns.com Iced Angel | The Joi of Functioning

    this is all japanese to me… i just quit reading at 85…

  • James from 67th & Jeffrey

    Top 10 Signs You Are An 80′s Baby…

    10. Your first HIV/AIDS test was at birth!
    9. Despite the fact that he rhymed “mustard” and “nothin” on “Hey DJ”, you still put Lil Wayne on your Top 5 best rappers!
    8. You think Keishia Cole can sing!
    7. Emmitt Smith’s jersey would be a throwback to you!
    6. Your father owns a pair of Timberlands!
    5. You’ll hit 25 before your grandmother hits 60!
    4. You didn’t know it used to be gay to wear pink!
    3. You, your mother and her mother all have the same last name!
    2. You think “Schoolhouse Rock” is crack sold on a playground!
    1. Your mother’s iPod is bigger than your’s!

  • Yungtrepreneur

    WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ELDERS? I KNOW, YOU WANT TO KEEP THE TORCH INSTEAD OF PASSIN IT ON. ITS COOL. FUCK THE TORCH, WE GOT THE FLAME. 80′S BABYS IN THE BUILDING. WE ARE THE NEW GENERATION AND WE WILL CHANGE THE GAME FOR THE BETTER ESPECIALLY WHEN NIGGAS LIKE SICK IN EXECUTIVE POSITIONS.

    YUNG ENTREPRENEURS BOUT TO SHAPE THE GAME/
    YOU CAN KEEP THE TORCH IMMA TAKE THE FLAME/
    I’M RUNNIN INTO OFFERS LIKE ACCIDENTS, BETTA MAKE THE CLAIM/
    DRUG TRAFFICKIN YEA I TAKE THE BLAME/
    THEY SAY MY FLOE DOPE LIKE CAIN, AND FOR A FLAT FEE/
    U CAN GET A WHIFF OF WHATS BUMPIN OUTTA THE BACK SEAT/
    ONLY 21 AND I FEEL LIKE I GOT IT FIGURED OUT/
    FROM WALL STREET TO YALL STREETS KILLAS KNOW WHAT THIS NIGGA BOUT/
    THEY SAID “ITS MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY-PICK A ROUTE/
    SO IM ON THE HIGHWAY DOING BOUT 90 AND IM DIPPIN OUT/
    MIND STIMULATED YOUNG EINSTEIN IN THE MAKIN/
    LIKE MARK ESSEX WITH THE WEAPONS OF PERSUASION/
    ROOFTOP SHOOTIN SHOTS MESSAGE TO THE AIMETH/
    NIGGAS STOP HATIN ON THE NEW GENERATION!!!!!!!!

  • catt

    Early 70′s Baby- Grow up on early 80 Hip Hop (Kurtis Blow, Run DMC, Slick Rick, The Fat Boys LL Cool J Beastie Boys others)

    Late 70′s Baby-Grow up on Between the early 80′s and late 80′ Hip Hop( LL, Slick Rick Rakim NWA, KRS 1, Big Daddy Kane Others)

    Early 80′s Baby- Grow up on between Late 80′s and Early 90′s Hip Hop (Rakim, Big Daddy Kane, EPMD, ATCQ, BDP, Juice Crew, De la Soul, Public Enemy Ice Cube Dr.Dre NWA, Brand Nubian, Geto Boys Others)

    Late 80′s Baby that was born between 85-87- Grow up on the last part of the golden era 93-96 Hip Hop(Mobb Depp, Nas, Big, Pac, Jay-Z, AZ, BCC, Wu, Snoop, OutKast, Pun Others)

    Late 80′s baby that was born between 88 and Early 90′s- grow up on the Late 90′s Early 00 Hip Hop The Shiny Suit and The South ear.(Diddy, Mase, DMX, Cash Money, No Limt, Ja Rule, 50 Cent, Lil Jon, D4l ,Yin Yang Twins, Snap, The Game, Crunk Others)

    Thats the way i see it

  • http://www.KdotSparks.com Jermaine Vincent/Street Team President

    80′s babies have been holdin it down in Hip Hop for a minute. I’m not sleeping on the 70′s babies, but since I’m an 80′s baby myself I gotta rep for us. The music that came from the 80′s had a good feel, and I just hope Hip Hop can continue to have artist that can carry the torch. My artist “K. Sparks The Future Problem” is an 80′s Baby with more style & Skill than most of these other “babies” wish they could have. If you don’t know now…you’ll know soon. http://WWW.KDOTSPARKS.COM or http://WWW.MYSPACE.COM/KDOTSPARKS

    80′s Baby siging off

  • Reflect Eternally

    I don’t think this should be taken too seriously (just jokes). I used to think it was a big deal until thsoe guys claimin 68′ were laughin at the 70′s babies sayin the same thing… exactly the same thing happened with guys born in the 50′s (Grandmaster Flash, Kool Herc, Melle Mell, etc) dissed KRS and all the “new Jacks” from the late 60′s….
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    my conclusion?

    It’s all Swings and roundabouts… haha

    Peace to ALL…