Shoes fit for an ’80s baby

Growing up in the kind of area where people don’t self-actualize over a hundred dollar pair of shoes, I was always naturally suspicious of anyone whose shoes always seemed unnaturally clean. Back before the days of rainbow parties, “Me & U,” and whatever else kids these days were into (I so missed out on all of this), this was probably the easiest way to tell if a kid was a homosexual.

In fact, my high school wrestling coach (the secret source of a lot of today’s hottest hip-hop slang) seemed to derive a certain pleasure in declaring that certain types of clothing were for faggots. No Lance Bass. Among his favorite sayings was, If you want to be a faggot, you can go upstairs and join the swim team. Not that he was a homophobe or anything; that was just how he rolled.

One time though his wife bought him a Tommy Hilfiger shirt for Christmas and I guess guilt-tripped him into wearing it to school. It didn’t seem to be an issue though until after school, when one of the dumber kids on the team noticed this and remarked, Hey Coach, I thought you said Tommy Hilfiger shirts are for faggots. To which the coach responded by punching the kid pretty hard in the chest.

I say all of this to give you an idea of where I’m coming from. Unlike some of my fellow hip-hoppers, I would never spend more than $50 on a pair of shoes even if I thought I could get some sex out of it (okay, maybe I would). Of course, given that I was unfortunate enough to be born during the Blue Card Era, it’s not like I could afford to anyway. (Man, I’d be swimmin’ in pussy!)

I can only imagine what it’s like for kids who come from areas where real value is placed on the price of your tennis shoes. Contrary to what you’d hear on your average trap-hop record, I doubt very many people are doing that well in the dope game. Could this be the reason why we’re seeing so many kids making songs about plain white t-shirts, $30 skateboard shoes and what have you?

On the one hand, you can’t help but appreciate anything that would convince people to stop spending their money on Nikes. But on the other hand, it’s still rather difficult to view this as a positive development: It’s one thing when you can afford nice shoes, and you opt to wear Vans so that people don’t view you as a homosexual. It’s a whole other thing entirely when you’ve been systematically excluded from being able to afford anything else.

It was announced recently that MTV is refusing to play the video for the Pack’s “Vans,” a sort of hyphy meets snap-hop (I know), tribute to, you guessed it, Vans skateboarding shoes. Which struck me as ironic, considering they run shows like Cribs and My Super Sweet 16, where no-talent wealth addicts guide you around their mini-Xanadus, showing off their Sub Zero refrigerators and other high-ticket name brand bullshit. Gotdamn MTV.

  • G Off

    Personally I respect MTV for not playing that video, which is obviously an ad for Vans. They should stick to more reputable videos like Nelly’s “Air Force Ones”

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    1- I fucking hate my super sweet 16 and I would pay good money to see Jim “Dirt Angel” Jones smack the holy living shit out of those spoiled little fucks.

    2- “Cribs” aka “Dis how I went broke, ya’ll.”

    3- Fucking Vans? Are you serious? Fuck Vans, and fuck those little skateboard shitheads. Those little Shawn White lookin’ crackers with their fucked up long hair. Those fuckin’ assholes are trying to bring back the 80s even tho’ they were born at the end of ‘em. Listen up, skater fucks: The 90s sole purpose was to get people to forget the fashion & like 90% of the music from the 80s (except for Purple Rain, of course–no sickamore). Fuckin’ morons.

    Sheeit, I like Nikes, dammit. I’ve never placed that much importance (past 9th grade anyway) on what’s on my feet.

    UNO!

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Also, congrats on the McEther you slapped on Transi.

  • slap fire out a blog

    This is why I stick to my limited edition, quick strike dunks. Hold on what was this blog about again?

  • Belize

    GREAT POST!

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    u a faggit ass nigga bol (no swim team)

    ima just gon go over 2 yn’s breakaday post 2 call him a rat faced faggit den i’ll be back 2 call rey a fuckkin homo

    like UNO until den d00dz !!!!!

  • YES

    my bio teacher rocks those vans like theres no tommorrow.

  • pop a poppa

    Reebok classics – $50 playboi!

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    You forgot to ask me if I wanted fries with that, McTransi.

  • slap fire out a blog

    “Reebok classics – $50 playboi”

    they still make those?

  • the dough

    I have to admit, that was pretty funny Bol. My Super Sweet 16 makes me want to polish my retinas with steel wool.

  • Belize

    Its funny cuz i grew up in a 3rd world country (HENCE THE NAME)..and materialism is based off of what we saw americans rockin on tv…i wanted the jordans, the logo athletics (there hats that had the wave) and shit like that so a lot of cats had to either robbed u for it or resort to flippin them thangs just to impress folks.

  • the dough

    Hahaha Transi, no swim team, fire.

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    i prolly make mo loot den u, rey

    i be ballin’, nigga

  • the dough

    Rhymefest says it is cool to work a McDonalds.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    I know, Transi.

    This week you wash the floor, next week it’s the fries.

    Louie Anderson Transient McMotherfucker.

  • Belize

    Nigga be ballin as a chuckycheese manager

  • Belize

    the only time i saw that super 16 shyt was cee-lo’s daughter..she was one spoiled lil bitch, he needed to show her the Power on the Switch!

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    i cant even go in mcdonalds it so depressin for a g like me

    all da employyes either frail yts with bad skin or dirty fat bol lookin niggaz who’ll still be dere in 10 years time

    either way i aint eatin anytin dey cooked

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Um.. to break character for a second.. What’s a “yts”?

    *back into character*

    The only thing that’s “G” about you is the fact that you’re Gay.

    (that was corny, but I couldn’t come up with anything else)

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    yts = whiteys

  • Meka Soul

    mtv sure makes a lot of sense. banning “vans” [which the company i work for produced the music video. i'm rich biatch!] when they had no problem firing off nelly’s “air force ones” as much as possible.

    dipshits.

    no carson daly.

  • Danja29

    “Reebok Classics”???

    If only this was ’92.

    And hey Rey… the 80s were a crazy ass time where everybody had fun and didn’t give a fuck (which explains some of the trends). The 90s were good too (I grew up in ‘em)- but it took people almost half the damn decade to stop takin’ everything so serious. Which then indirectly led to the current “we REALLY don’t give a fuck decade” with trends that come and go every three months.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Right, right. Whiteys. Gotcha.

    MTV is f’n retarded. (no “life goes on”)

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Danja– Fuck. Well, these crackers still need haircuts.

  • TheinfamousR

    Bol didn’t mention T.I. today. Praise the lord. But you still have a mancrush.

  • Belize

    i hated reebok classics

  • Meka Soul

    and no, i’m not too fond of the “vans” song. it just so happens that it pays my bills andkeeps me out my moms’ house.

    no “hangin’ with mr. cooper.”

  • I Fux

    3- Fucking Vans? Are you serious? Fuck Vans, and fuck those little skateboard shitheads. Those little Shawn White lookin’ crackers with their fucked up long hair. Those fuckin’ assholes are trying to bring back the 80s even tho’ they were born at the end of ‘em. Listen up, skater fucks: The 90s sole purpose was to get people to forget the fashion & like 90% of the music from the 80s (except for Purple Rain, of course–no sickamore). Fuckin’ morons.

    ^

    Hey Vans over hear in SoCal are definitely hood certified anyone can wear them not just some Crackas

  • Belize

    didnt a vans-wearing skateboarder KO Sticky fingaz? i remember before that evr’body though Sticky was ill. Fukin posers (no cellphone plan)

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    I Fux– Okay, I’ll give you that, but I’m here in NY, and they’re still strictly skater shoes over here, same thing as the converse all stars.

    I just really, really hate those obnoxious skater fucks..

  • e

    Your wrestling coach sounds like he influenced you a lot (no A.C Slater) with his hip hop slang, punching of children, and hilarious statements. On a seperate note has anyone noticed that about 99% of the guys on my super sweet 16 are fags (again no Screech)

  • mr agee

    air force ones all day. do you believe that moes a sneaker store in queens is selling vision street wear. and to think i wore a pair me those in my 80s days. them shits look ugly.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    My Super Sweet 16 is like 22 minutes of “SexyBack” (no shawn white)

  • gees dat dude

    its like every time bol has me on his team he goes and fucks it up. what the fuck is gay about having on clean shoes? thats probably why you dont and didnt get no pussy. the first thing the bitches in hood look at is a nigga kicks then they look at a nigga hands to see what kind of car keys he holdin. if you got one of the two on lock you usually in there like booty hair. if you got both jackpot nigga step ya shoe game up and you wont be relagated to corny ass Canadian bitches like Tara henley.

  • Belize

    ^true..true..he aint never heard of a toothbrush; hence bad breath, bad shoes=no pumpum

  • http://WWW.MYSPACE.COM/LARRYBRITE Larry_Brite

    i wear my Dc’s in a size 14, wearing balck shirts – cops know the white Tee

  • Belize

    But i still luv titi-ara

  • the dough

    Did anyone see Just For Kicks? Ill documentary.

  • Belize

    Thats that bobbito flick right?

  • Meka Soul

    i would really like to slap the shine off a skater.

  • I Fux

    I bagged my girl and the first thing she said she looked at was how clean my shoes were and then my face word….. Also the first thing I look at on a chick is her ass and then her kicks and then her face ….. Clean shoes usually means clean pussy ….. I own 36 pairs of shoes and call me gay all day but this fag gets hella pussy

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Fuck it. I rock payless shoes to work, and a pair of Nikes my dog tried chewing when he was a puppy.

    My shoe game is like Transi’s Chick game: Nonexistent.

  • dj madwax

    ” Personally I respect MTV for not playing that video, which is obviously an ad for Vans. They should stick to more reputable videos like Nelly’s “Air Force Ones” ”

    LOLz

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    I got it! We’ll turn Bow Wow into a skater, and then just slap the fuck outta him.

  • Belize

    Fux-Naw homie u gotta go the boomerang route..check there toes nucca!

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    “you wont be relagated to corny ass Canadian bitches like Tara henley.”

    i think its safe 2 say tara is slightly outta bol league

  • the dough

    Then you would have to slap Lupe and Pharrell too.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    There are a lot of hot canadian chicks out there.

  • Belize

    Canada got baddddd bitches..i got a cuzin in T-Dot, mayne at the carabana there so many bad island women that even transi would go str8

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    “My shoe game is like Transi’s Chick game: Nonexistent.”

    please tell me da dude who got dumped by his bitch on his birfday isnt tryna step 2 da pussy wrecker right hea when it cums 2 hoes

  • RANDOMNAME

    I’m with Bol, walking around and cleaning you kicks every 5 minutes is something I don’t remember anyone around my way doing until the late 90′s when I was coming out of HS. Even then it was only the Ballerific/ Pretty thug type cats that did it. Prior to that there too much gangbangin goin on for the average hood cat to stay that crispy.

    lol, though I can can remember a couple fights in school that broke out over someone’s white on white 1′s getting scuffed. I used to just watch like, “Is it that serious ?”

  • Mikey Ess AKA SukedowN

    Big Up to the $15 Starbury’s…

  • Belize

    ^ a nigga moment..damn i luv boondocks

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    I’d pay good money to slap Pharrell.

    As for Lupe, I got no problem with him. I’m really only talking about the shaggy headed caucasian 7-11 dwelling obnoxious family guy buttoned adult swim “bro” fuckin’ honkey ass crackers.

    Those little bitches are rude as fuck, and they bite hip-hop culture one second and then diss it the next. Fuckin’ vultures.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    “da pussy wrecker”

    If there were an Olympics for complete and utter ignorance, you’d be Jesse Owens.

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    i wud make sweet luh to tara doe

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    You know Tara’s a girl’s name, right Transi? Wouldn’t that be a whole new world for you?

  • Belize

    I thought ud pay good money to slap ibbs b4 pharell rey

  • Belize

    I thought ud pay good money to slap ibbs b4 pharell rey

  • e

    Bow wow was in a music video that also had skateboarding in it that justifies a beat down

  • slap fire out a blog

    yeah fuck Bow Wow (no Freddie Jackson) but the Skate board Nike De La Soul Dunks are still hot

  • http://xxlmag.com Bol

    Fuck Bow Wow.

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    dem de la dunks wus gayer than rey

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  • the dough

    Rey you would pay to slap Pharrell? Doesn’t that deserve a no San Francisco?

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt
  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    lol..Bol surfaces to say “Fuck Bow Wow.”

    Transi, you haven’t seen pussy since the day you were born.

  • Meka Soul

    lupe gets a pass. on a good day, pharrell gets the pass also [no "suddenly susan"].

    i’d really like the slap the steam off jibbs, however.

  • DJ N-Credible

    THE MOST I EVERE SPENT ON KICKS WAS ABOUT 160 AND THAT WAS FOR THE AIRMAX 95s RED AND GRAY…A QUALITY SHOE MIGHT I ADD…PROBABLY ONE OF THE FEW SHOES THAT ARE ACTUALLY WORTH THE PRICE TAG…NEVER OWNED A PAIR OF JORDANS IN MY LIFE…NEVER WILL UNLESS I BECOME A MILLION AIR AND BUY EVERY PAIR OF Js THAT CAME OUT…JUST BECAUSE…BUT BESIDES ALL THAT…IF YOU ARE GOING TO SELL SOME TENNIS FOR 100 PLUS DOLLARS MAKE SURE THEY COULD LAST A LEAST A YEAR…AND MAKE THEM EASIER TO CLEAN

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Dough– Yeah, my bad.

    I’d pay good money to slap Pharrell. (no ashton valderrama)

    There ya go.

  • DJ N-Credible

    TENNIS ARE LIKE CARS THESE DAYS…A HORRIBLE INVESTMENT

  • Meka Soul

    i just copped a pair of memphis negro league dunks for $50 in new york.

    cali is definitely slipping in the gear game.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Back in middle school & high school I used to pay on average about $75-$100 per pair, twice a year.

    At 26 I haven’t bought sneakers in like 3 years.

    As a die-hard Knicks fan (i know, i know), I refuse to ever wear Jordans.

  • slap fire out a blog

    You mean there are other types of shoes than Dunks?

    and Meka its more like no “Versace” on that one…………

  • Meka Soul

    i’d pay good money to slap the fire out of fonzworth bentley. damn jigaboo. embarrasses the shit outta me when i see him [no andy dick].

  • slap fire out a blog

    brilliant investment, just check out ebay and buy my pigeon dunks

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    …never owned Dunks or Ones either.

    I had black Charles Oakleys in ’95. Those were awesome.

  • Belize

    Fuck the knicks…its all about Dem BULLS!!! we got it this year

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    fuck dis “your comment is awaiting moderation” shit when i post my response to bol pic yesterday

    u a sneaky ass nigga bol

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    I really, really wanna slap Will.I.Am or whoever the fuck wrote “London Bridge”. That shit is gayer than any gay analogy ever, not to mention the stupidest fucking song I’ve heard…well…since Jibbs.

    No Homo. (old school)

  • Belize

    will.i.am probably woop ur ass..seen him on punk’d?

  • e

    Will.I.Am is responsible for possibly every gay song that has been written lately (no Ryan Reynolds)

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt
  • gees dat dude

    you goof ass niggas is gay only lame ass niggas walked around school wit the same pair kicks on all year and shit and if you dont give a fuck about the way you look that says alot about you. the bitches you fuck probably dont give a fuck about the way they look either.

  • gees dat dude

    ^^^(no kanyes cousin)

  • Meka Soul

    i just started buying nikes literally a year ago when i got out of college. before that, it was soft toe reeboks, fubu jerseys & sweatpants.

    i wanna slap the body heat [no michael j fox] out of rev. run’s bratty ass kids.

    except the chicks. i’d ether them in front of him & his fat ass wife [no jason priestly].

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    1- Van Wilder was awesome.

    2- What other horseshit is Willy responsible for?

  • Meka Soul

    gees dat dude:

    well, when you focus more on not becoming the stereotypical “black high school dropout male dead,” simple things like clothes aren’t on a priority list.

    and yes, i still got ass in my fubus.

    no queen latifah.

  • Belize

    lol @ transi weak comeback

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Michael J Fox was Marty McFly, homey. Can’t agree with you there.

    God would give me the strength to whoop the hell outta Will.I.Am

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    LMAO @ Transi. That was some funny shit.

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    dat anorexic spic faggit with da long horse face is da one from black eyed peas who need a beatdown da most

  • Belize

    id pay my life savings to woop diddy

  • Meka Soul

    ouch. transient got him.

  • Meka Soul

    you know who else should get the holy hand of fire? macy gray.

    i can’t stand her idlewild barbaro lookin’ ass.

  • Belize

    Anybody heard that new jaemillz cut “my swag”..shyt sounds like his 1st real single

  • Belize

    Fuck macy gray

  • slap fire out a blog

    Ok I do own a pair of Marc Jacob inspired vans and I rock the fuck out of them

    no Condoleeza

  • Danja29

    co-sign Rey on crackers needin’ haircuts. And stop wearin’ all that thrift-shop bullshit.

    When i was growin’ up, you dressed like an orphan because you couldn’t afford better- not because you could but would rather look like you’re broke as fuck.

  • Belize

    u need to slap the fire outta urself

  • slap fire out a blog

    wow Transi

    sounds like someone kicked some sand up in the ol’ mangina

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Meka Soul Says:

    August 17th, 2006 at 3:30 pm
    “you know who else should get the holy hand of fire? macy gray.

    i can’t stand her idlewild barbaro lookin’ ass.”

    LMAO. That was the best shit ever.

    Danja– That’s the thing. These spoiled fucks go to the mall and pay $60 to look like they go to Thrift Shops. My white friends that were into rock and junk *actuall* went to the damm thrift stores. They were gully, dammit. Not like these neo-crackers.

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    man, nobody wants wardrobe breakdowns frum u faggits

  • http://xxlmag.com Bol

    >the bitches you fuck probably dont give a fuck about the way they look either.

    Oh, they care alright. They just can’t do anything about it.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    I like Diddy, but whichever horse lookin’ black eyed pea that was could definitely get a face full of slap. (no apl.de.ap)

    Fuck the Bulls, btw.

  • Belize

    thank God for tj maxx, marshalls and ross..they are strickly 4 ballers on a budget

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Bol just tells ‘em he’s Michael Clarke Duncan.

  • http://thursdayplantation.blogspot.com lar

    i’m surprised you didn’t mention Marbury’s $15 shoes. You’re onto something.

  • Belize

    Rey-thanks for the #1 picks..this year and next..hope u love ballin with our throwaways (crawford, curry)

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Fuck that. I shop at marshalls. I’m fat AND on a budget. Shit’s a lifesaver.

  • Belize

    Are They really $15?

  • slap fire out a blog

    “neo-crackers”

    I love it!!! (no slim cut jeans)

  • Belize

    i miss LA, when i lived there swapmeets was the shyt…i can bargain with them chino’s all day

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Hey, I know we suck right now. I love rap and that sucks right now too. (no random “no homo” term)

    Yeah, they’re $15. They’re not that bad actually. (no, i don’t have a pair)

  • Meka Soul

    starbury has $15 shoes?

    what are they made of, wheat & hummice?

    [no lil romeo]

  • Belize

    Hmm..wher u get em at cuz i need some new b-ball shoes

  • Belize

    I think starbury are only in the east coast cuz i aint seen em here in the west yet

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Na, there was an article on ‘em yesterday. They’re made outta the same stuff all the other shoes are, he just isn’t charging Jordan Money for ‘em. ‘Bout time he gave back something other than the ball.

  • Belize

    drop a link on that site rey (no zelda)

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    damn..rey a fat, dumped, cheap ass raggedy clothes and skippies wearin’ faggit

    yo nigga kanye wud be ashamed of u, dawg

  • Belize

    haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • gees dat dude

    ok meka soul first of i have an undergraduate degree in political science. So i was able to be fly, fuck bitches and not become a sterotypical black male. All the while yo fubu jersey wearin ass was fuckin all the 6s in your highschool and i was fuckin the bitches you had wet dreams about.(Pussy)

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey
  • Belize

    u cant do shyt wit dat degree except be a popo…tell fiddy what up 4 me

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    “damn..rey a fat, dumped, cheap ass raggedy clothes and skippies wearin’ faggit

    yo nigga kanye wud be ashamed of u, dawg”

    I’m not gay, and my clothes aren’t raggedy. Everything else was pretty accurate. Was that supposed to hurt my feelings?

    Transi = Trying too hard.

  • Meka Soul

    actually, my fubu & sweats wearin’ ass probably got as much ass [if not more than] as you, & quite possibly more frequently.

    but this is all becoming one big “who’s e-fucked more bitches” post [read: no john salley] so i’ll leave it there.

    fuck the bulls.

    and especially john salley’s non-tryin but got rings 4 no reason havin’ ass [no dicky simpkins].

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    …because we all know that money & women are the only things that truly matter…

    Gees = Sensitive thug. (hug ‘im, transi)

    *prepares for retaliation from both*

  • Belize

    John Salley is the weed carrier of the nba….Fuck the Lakers

  • gees dat dude

    fuckin idiot what kinda degree do you have? wait you one of dem i dont need a degree to have money manager at the video store mafuckas. or naw better yet u a producer, or own a record label or some shit like that right. come on lets lie and say we make 50k a year wit out a high school diploma mafuckas.

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    lol..rey gettin’ salty at niggas

    i aint tryna say rey a tk maxx digger
    but he be dressin’ like a broke nigga

  • STEP_CHILD

    MTV ======NO more music only shows talking about how much money they have or how much money they spend.
    cribs my super sweat 16 pimp my ride all that other bullshit

    why not play a video were vans shoes show off they product
    when you think about it everybody from jay z to 50 cent wnats a little commercial in there video from g unit clothing to roca wear

    why not wtih vans its all the same
    its only a question on money and who nose who fuck it i personally think its bullshit

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    *yawn*

    Okay, let’s just all measure dicks and get it over with. This is f’n juvenile.

    (no “grown men arguing over clothes”)

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Git down, trans, go ‘head git down..

  • Meka Soul

    i have a bachelor’s in mass communications, with a minor in marketing. i currently work in the editing room for a top 5 [dead or alive] entertainment production company [ie most of the commercials, tv shows videos u see on tv we've had a hand in].

    anybody else feel like calling me out?

  • Belize

    Geeeezzzzz u needzzzz to go get a beta degreeeeeee…lol…actually i got homeboys that got a h.s. degree and makes more than 50K a year, its just he works like mule..degrees just help u get a more comfy job…fuk it though thats why i went back to school

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    “bol’s xxl blog comment section is like the 8th level of hell with various mid 20 something lowlifes killing their downtime at work by hurling the most crass, juvenile and puerile insults at each other in broken english all day long”

  • Belize

    rey so u edit gay porn?

  • STEP_CHILD

    by the way FUCK YOU REY

    you dumb son of a bitch who the fuck you think you dealin wit talking like a gangsta
    skateboarding and hip hop is the same

    its a mind frame who cares what they look like or whats they were

    what would you say if somebody would judge you on what you wear or what you look like!!

    hip hop is going down because of people like you get a life you stupid fuck

  • Belize

    ^put dat nigga on suicde watch ASAP..he goin tru h.s. flashbacks

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    fuk datt nigga dat aint true ill fuck dat nigga up wit ma gat mayne

    dipset all day booger headz.

  • Belize

    Well i aint mid 20 till january..so i guess im good, rite? haaaa

  • slap fire out a blog

    Ihate to say this because I actually have a masters degree (thanks for the money mom and dad) but I a convinced that the sole basis of the whole collegiate system is to prove that you a merely capable of learning on a higher level. Which means absolutely nothing in the long run because when you go into the work force they retrain you to know what the “white collar co.” needs you to know.

    Or I could just be venting….

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Belize– For the last time, No, and I wouldn’t know how you’d audition either.

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    lmao @ rey gettin sunt by sum greasy skateboarding teenage faggit

  • slap fire out a blog

    oh and my dick is the biggest (no Ellen)

  • Meka Soul

    belize, i take it you’re going after me instead of rey, so to that i say:

    yeah, i edited your mom’s videos. we just got finished choppin’ up her latest endeavor, “donkey does dallas.”

    i’m done with this “who’s better than who” shit.

    no wayans bros.

  • Meka Soul

    slap fire: co-sign. college is a fuckin’ waste of time. i wanted to become a journalist, how the fuck i end up in editing?

  • gees dat dude

    i agree meka but its better than sellin crack all day.

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    sickamore gon be mad dat bol gettin’ 100 + replies every blog he post now

  • Meka Soul

    ^^^ co-sign.

  • Belize

    Damn..i really wanted to see u and transi’s new film- Gayman returns

  • Arcane

    ITS All about hip hop

    not teenage shit

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Step_Child

    Listen shithead.. Ya know what? I’m not even gonna say anything.

    I didn’t diss skateboarding “culture”, I dissed some obnoxious fuckin’ crackers that act like obnoxious fuckin’ crackers around my way. If they didn’t act like some snotty ass, rude, disrespectful little Future Victims, I wouldn’t say it.

    Change your tampon, you fuckin’ whiny little bitch.

    Fuck outta here with that.

  • Belize

    Meka- i was talkin to rey, but glad to know that ur in the gay porn business..homo

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    lol @ Transi.. Dude doesn’t give a fuck about his record for being ethered.

  • http://UG-RS.com Tyler

    BOL! Let me get this straight. .
    U use to get in a tight ass body suit and lay on the floor wit’ another nigga for minutes at a time?
    I think what kind of shoes U were wearing was the least of your problems cuz. . .
    That’s fuck’d up what MTV is pullin’ with the Vans jump off cause it just proves they will only pump the things ‘dat play into the whole “black man sterotype” bullshit to try and make us look bad or bring us down on mind control us into buy into the negative images as fact, so FUCK MTV, who is really watchin’ that whiteass station anyway? And when do they play videos, anyway?
    Peep the heat at: http://www.myspace.com/marcusorealiusmusic
    http://www.myspace.com/marcmaysrockandrollthug

  • Meka Soul

    apologies belize. the jig in me sometimes comes out & say stupid shit.

    no bill cartwright.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Also, Step_Asshole, I don’t “talk like a gangsta”. I talk like someone who’s mad at these spoiled ass crackers and their “time-out” parents. It’s little bitches like them that are killin’ everything. Buncha myspacing fuckin’ assholes.

    Go watch Aqua Teen and wait for mom to make you more pizza rolls.

    Whole generation of kids need to get they asses whooped.

  • the dough

    Slap Fire Out A Blog how much are those pigeons going for? Did you actually get those the day of the release?

  • Belize

    Kool meka..send me a clip of rey and transi…fedex…cod..i got u homie!

  • slap fire out a blog

    Bought them about 8 mos ago, wore them once. They are dead stock, in a box 2 sets of laces, guarantee original. 10.5 size. I have a bunch or other pairs as well. Im looking to freshen up the collection. Get at me for pricing before I post them

  • slap fire out a blog

    lets start at about 450 per se……..

  • STEP_CHILD

    Fucking Vans? Are you serious? Fuck Vans, and fuck those little skateboard shitheads. Those little Shawn White lookin’ crackers with their fucked up long hair. Those fuckin’ assholes are trying to bring back the 80s even tho’ they were born at the end of ‘em. Listen up, skater fucks: damn!!!

    you mad homie!!

  • slap fire out a blog

    ^^^ You’re not to bright are you? Dunks my friend, not Vans

  • the dough

    Just give them to me. I don’t have the amount of money you are probably charging for them.

  • Belize

    Im hearin some NY nigga on the radio called Mims…got a song called “thats why im hot”….dunno yet…catchy chorus but, sounds like a grown bowwow

  • Meka Soul

    back to the topic on “fire from face slaptation,” i elect omarion. little muthafucka could get it 2 times [no "you got served"].

  • slap fire out a blog

    how much are you looking ot spend? I have probably 25-30 pair I will be selling, all of them are quick strikes so of course they will be substantially cheaper. Hell Ill probably sell my ID’s for like 30-40 bucks unless there are some idiots out there willing ot pay more

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Step Child, I’m sure there a million other things you could think of to do right now instead of messing with me. I’m also sure all million of those things involve Penis. Fuck you. Beli– Just say you want in next time. I know you don’t wanna be a fluffer forever.

  • Meka Soul

    mims too, just on the strentgh of his cornball moniker [no raz b].

  • slap fire out a blog

    I elect the Cunt king that hosts Rap City now……..

    Does he even know what hip hop is?

  • STEP_CHILD

    I’m also sure all million of those things involve Penis.

    aight you won!!

  • Belize

    fluffer?

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    I don’t have a problem with Omarion. I think we should slap the living piss out of Chris Brown. –no full house

  • Belize

    id slap lance bass, but rey would get mad

  • slap fire out a blog

    I want to slap the shit out of Big Puns dietician

    RIP Pun

    How in the hell can that fat fuck have breath control like that and still be able to clearly enunciate?

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    No way. I Elect the guy that hosts 106 and Park now. That guy is the definition of ‘coon’. SMACK!

  • Belize

    Fuk that if i could go back, id smack half of them 106 battle rappers..talk all that shit but i aint see one of them rappers smack the next nigga on TV…

  • eauhellzgnaw

    I never understood the shoe fixa tionof the males of my generation and this one. Dudes collect shoes like broads, matching them to their wack neon gear, and are scared to get them dirty. Really?

    And women do pay careful attention to a man’s shoes. Broke chicks look for new, clean, “hot” tennis shoes and gators. More well off women have more refined tastes, but they still peep the kicks.

    And I’m surprised Tyler was the 1st to say it: wrestling is the gayest sport on the planet. They teach kids to jam their fingers up their opponents’ baloon knots and grab their packages to gain an advantage. Bol, did you wear a black one piece like King Kong Bundy?

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Belize.. Wouldn’t you slapping Lance Bass be spousal abuse? –RIP, Pun.

  • Belize

    RIP pun

  • Belize

    If you told me to smack ur hubby…well yeah

  • Meka Soul

    i’d really like to dragon punch the clock off flava flav’s crack-influenced bird chest. maybe that would help him regain his drugged-out senses.

  • Belize

    I like flava..he gets dough to fuk bitches, be ina dope crib, get tipsy all day and be on tv at the same time..nucca that pimpin at its finnest (word to kat williams)

  • Belize

    AHHHH im hearin a song called “walk it out” by DJ UNK…i offically want him murked..its like chingy meets mike jones

  • Meka Soul

    damn… that’s the 3rd person people like 2day. i’m fuckin’ up.

    how about that crackety crack jamie kennedy?

  • Belize

    I like how jamie is expossing corporate americas bullshit wit him gettin signed to warner…u know he meant that as a joke to see if something wack can get promoted right?

  • slap fire out a blog

    “AHHHH im hearin a song called “walk it out” by DJ UNK…i offically want him murked..its like chingy meets mike jones”

    Nothing and I mean nothing I can imagine can be that horrid, unless of course funk flex was the Dj of that song……..

  • Meka Soul

    i’m not talkin about his album. i’m talking about his movie “career.”

    “malibu’s most wanted” + “son of the mask” = 100% rat anus.

    no roseanne barr.

  • Belize

    Worse it had a jibbs beat

  • Belize

    Yeah fuk that nigga then…but malibu had some funnay ass parts

  • http://www.bookwormbrown.com bookworm brown

    just how many pairs of shoes should a respectable emcee own?

  • http://UG-RS.com Tyler

    Yo BOL! What U waiting on to blog about ‘dat nigga Maruice Clariette? U seem 2 be into homothugs and ‘dat dude is going out like a sucker 4 real. Now they bringin’ Suge into ‘dat shit takin’ his gangsta 2 again “another level” cause Suge was the one ‘dat had a nigga scared 2 death & strap’d up like he was going to fuckin’ Iraq or something. . Fuck this shoe talk. . The blog should have been called “BOL, comes out, again & speaks on his lack of shoe game”. .

  • Young L

    Those starbury’s are kinda hot for only 15…

    http://www.starbury.com/

  • NY FINEST

    THOSE FILA SNEAKERS BACK IN THE 90S WUZ THE SHIT.

  • Mean Jay Green

    >>>Personally I respect MTV for not playing that video, which is obviously an ad for Vans. They should stick to more reputable videos like Nelly’s “Air Force Ones”

    Pretty much.

  • e

    What other horseshit is Willy responsible for? “my humps” “i love my chick” any music by the black eyed peas past, present, or future

  • jonjon-23

    Nike is a corporation that thrives off of making it’s products in sweat shops very cheap over seas–then shipping them to America and making an enormous profit off of them….A lot of sales come from dummys who really can’t afford $100 sneakers….

  • Big Jake

    “THOSE FILA SNEAKERS BACK IN THE 90S WUZ THE SHIT”

    i got those, their Grant Hills ($550 in mint condition, rare color, and i aint sellin em). and i have to say that you aint doing shit if you aint get at least 5 pairs of “ok” shoes. i know i got about 7 pairs of jordans, a couple of dunks and a couple of forces. how can you not appreciate a nice looking shoe?

  • Big Jake

    *got

    and a woman can appreciate a man that knows how to dress (no WNBA)

  • http://www.urbanology101.com The Critic

    Two in a row. Good Blog.

  • H-man

    Diddy, Storch, Kanye best dressed fellas in da game…(no Elmer Fudd)

  • H-man

    Az 4 which name 2 endorce??? That depends on which sponcer pays da most?? lololol on da swooshtica…

  • icon

    This 80-s baby shit is tired….

  • Babyboy

    Bol uz a punk, dont u know dat da 1st thing gals look is da shoes dat u wearing??? u dont get much pussy do u??? nice car and snikers= lot of hood rats and bitches, ahahahah

  • icon

    The Marburys are a good look, affordable and not too fucked up looking…I hope they have a fate better than Shaqs…I won’t even let my 6yr old son wear those patent pleather shits

  • jus

    Fuck bol

  • bossman718

    i pretty much think alot of brands just caught up 2 nike.. cuz they relied on jordans and they went independent.. and most of there nike airs force ones r unavalible to the public cuz their on nike-id status.. plus sneakers like vans r apart of the popular prep look that tha kids r wearin these days.. me personaly a tee a pair of jeans and some nike alway did the trick 4 me .. i’m a new york nigga thats all we know
    http://www.myspace.com/thepeoplebaby so nyc hiphop some love

  • jon jon–23

    Over- priced bullshit. Save that little and eventually buy some land–or something of real value that appreciates in value…..Oh, I forgot who I was talkin’ to….Spend it all on the shoes niggas!

  • jon jon–23

    …and don’t forget the Cristal.

  • TEXAS_RUNNIN_DA_GAME

    fuck dat. i rock nike shox. 8 pair exactly. size 14

    chea!!!!!

  • micguevara

    fake jordans from a africna off the street $50 boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  • RJ

    Vans are gay. Too $hort bitched out when he said he doesn’t wear Nike’s anymore coz of Vans. Shiiiiiit, if I had $18000 Vans, I’d sell them shits and get some decent shoes. Can’t go wrong with Air-1′s. And THATS on the real.

  • gioforeal

    This Vans shit will be over before the winter.When I skated,you were a poser if you rocked skate wear but didn’t skate.I wonder how real hoes feel when they see so many other females dressin like them?I had authentic jersey before I had the term “throwback”.Still got em too..

  • Chris Villain

    this new No Lance bass slang cracks me the fuck up(no tommy hilfiger)