Me and my girlfriend

It’s long been considered a smart career move in Hollywood to hook up with someone whose career is doing a bit better than your own: find a fruit like Tom Cruise, marry him, pretend to have his baby, and the next thing you know, you’re in the new Batman movie! I wonder if something similar isn’t beginning to happen in the world of hip-hop.

Take for example Jay-Z. Not to suggest that his relationship with Beyonce isn’t 100% genuine, but it does seem rather convenient to have a girlfriend with a career, since he hasn’t had an album out in like three years now. He can drop a half-assed verse on her singles and have it played on the radio ad nauseum, and people will be like, Aww, how cute!

And if they go out anywhere together, it’s an easy way to get his ugly mug in the paper. Given that he’s currently over in Africa somewhere attempting to fix the water situation by rappin’, I’d say the man has pretty much mastered the art of getting your name in the paper. Expect a wedding and/or well-publicized breakup conveniently timed to coincide with Jay’s next album.

I’ve long suspected that Lil’ Wayne mainly decided to date Trina as part of his post-the Carter policy of mimicking Jay-Z. The issues there are obviously myriad, but here’s two: a) Trina is a disgusting beast of a woman, and b) Birdman, whom he considers his father, already ran up in that, which is just wrong. If anything, being seen with her might be damaging to his career.

That said, I wouldn’t be surprised if Trina was the best he could do. I mean, I’m sure he could ride through any ghetto and find five bitches at random who are in better shape than Trina, but the trick only works if your girlfriend is somewhat of a celebrity [1]. And let’s face it: female rappers are a notoriously homely-looking, if not actually lesbian bunch.

Unless a rapper has gotten his life together – kicking it with Kofi Annan and Bill Gates – I imagine most R&B singers would be rather reticent to put themselves out there like that. They already saw what happened to Jennifer Lopez when she was with P Diddy. If you’ve already got a little money of your own, why even take the risk.

Meanwhile, if there’s one group of women who could always appreciate a black man’s dangerous nature, it’s cracka-ass crackas. But rarely, if ever do you see a prominent rapper in well-publicized relationship with a cracka-ass cracka. As many jigs you see these days, especially bros with a little money, walking around with a white chick, this would seem less than likely.

Here’s my theory: Rappers are afraid that they’ll be seen as less real if they date a cracka-ass cracka. Black women, who are notoriously racist, will no longer buy their albums. Why go through all the trouble of recording your “song for the bitches” if none of them will buy your album? But I suspect that most prominent rappers are getting a lotta cracka-ass cracka tail on the low.

Or am I just making this all up?

[1] It should be noted though that Trina has taken the intiative to strike back at Gillie the Kid on Lil’ Wayne’s behalf, which is just rich.

  • goldfromthe49

    hold on Bol what about Ice-T

  • K.O.T.S

    Im from MIAMI…and I like all type of females…BLACKS (my favorite), Hispanics, White, ASians, I dont discriminate…unless they wight more than me..lol..

  • K.O.T.S

    Like Lil Wayne…said “I SEE SOME THICK BITCHES…I LOVE ME SOME THICK BITCHES…THEY WILDIN’ IN MIAMI…THEY FOLLOW ME 2 MANSION…BUT I DONT MEAN THE CLUB”…HA HA HA..

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    This is the stupidest column ever, Bol. Now you’re trying too hard to impress The Transient. UNO!

  • icon

    Bol..are you saying Trina wouldn’t get it?

  • SY Young

    i guess im not the only one that doesnt find trina attractive.. i though it was funny soon as they got “together” they were at the bet awards posing together on the red carpet.. seems normal but neither one of them were nominated,performing or presenting awards so why were they there.. and dating someone that your dad has ran through is really sad and weird if u ask me.

  • haaaaa ya’lll

    oooooh yeah, you betcha, most of these rap niggaz is closet cracka-ass cracka lovers, I seen it. They sure do love their white meat……lol, does this mean that Kanye’s closet fag ass loves cracka-ass cracka dudes (no john legend), god knows.

  • ran-sack

    isn’t mos def married to a yt?

  • I Fux

    Great Post, Trina is like any other Black teenage girl from my hood, they top out at 16 looking really good and mature.Then after they hit 20 its all down hill, all that KFC and Church’s starts going to their gunt and ass

  • Meka Soul

    can this be any more truer?

  • http://xxlmag.com Bol

    >Bol..are you saying Trina wouldn’t get it?

    Not with Bea Arthur’s dick.

    No Boutros.

  • K.O.T.S

    WELL…What bout GAME he is dating that chick (the lawyers daughter)… wait is GAME even a PROMINENT rapper after one C.D…WAIT…Was “THE DOCUMENTARY” a GAME C.D. or a 50/GAME DUET album…If 50 Wrote most of the lyrics is he the rapper that is “NAME DROPPINg everyone and they moms” on every song…hmm..

  • Meka Soul

    trina = splinter with ass.

  • icon

    lol @ “not with Bea Arthur’s dick”…how the fuck are all them Golden Girls broads still alive anyways? (no John Legend)

  • K.O.T.S

    YEA…i think the only time TRINA could had gotten from ME…would be when she was scrippin at CLUB ROLEXX..(Bol if you come to MIAMI check it out..that and TOOTSIE’s)

  • Fernando

    I dont think Trina is that Beastly looking…..BUT….I know the magic of make-up and there is a good chance of a wilda-beast lurking underneath the mascara and lip-liner. There is no faking that ASS though..GODDAMN!

    Shouts out to Brian Williams, Steve Johnson, Maurice Lucas, Larry Steele, Adam Keefe, Mark Eaton

  • K.O.T.S

    BOL, what bout rappers who are dating/married to light skin sisters (known as RED BONES) dont they count as dating “WHITE WOMEN”…are we talking bout full whiteness or half whiteness half anything?

  • 5 STAR X-E-Q-SHUN

    damn, this is boring

  • Fernando

    Ugliest Female Rapper….Babs from Da Band? Remy Ma? Lady of Rage? Bahamadia? Lil Kim? (Trust me..that bitch is NASTY underneath the make-up)Heather B.?

  • Meka Soul

    ^^^ no borat.

  • e

    But would it benefit say a Scarlet Johansen to date a rapper like Papoose I doubt that would get her better movie roles

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    u a faggit ass nigga bol

    rey would marry bol if bein’ bol lover would finally get rey da xxl blog he so craves from yello nigga splinter wilson

    trina look like a mongoloid gremlin wit a wig..my nigga weezy need 2 holla at cassie

  • e

    shouts out to bobby simmons, kareem rush, rueben patterson

  • Meka Soul

    ugliest female rapper…. does pitbull count? [no larry nance]

    christian laetner, john saxson, “big country” bryant reeves, mario elie, shawn elliott, jayson williams [the jig who shot his bodyguard while twirling a 12-gage around his finger], dee brown, tom tolbert.

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    dis is bol best blog of da week by da way

    lets not forget foxy on da ugliest female rapper list..da bitch look like predator with hair straightners

  • K.O.T.S

    Bol, you said that “Rappers are afraid that they’ll be seen as less real if they date a cracka-ass crackas” and “do you see a prominent rapper in well-publicized relationship with a cracka-ass cracka”..are you discounting EMINEM as a RAPPER or as PROMINENT RAPPER…just wondering…is this blog only for “BLACK RAPPERS”…cuz EMINEM have been seen with a “CRACKA-ASS CRACKAS” and rumor were going nuts bout him banging FREE….just wondering…

  • e

    shouts out to avery johnson, malik rose, and the other guys in the fab 5 not named Chris Webber, Juwan Howard and Jalen Rose

  • http://xxlmag.com Bol

    >BOL, what bout rappers who are dating/married to light skin sisters (known as RED BONES) dont they count as dating “WHITE WOMEN”…are we talking bout full whiteness or half whiteness half anything?

    Obviously that doesn’t count.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-drop_rule

  • Queen Lulu

    uhmmm..stop hating on trina she is the baddest…the realest…and its her pussy so she bangs who the hell she wants to…ya just mad cause ya’ll aint hitting that…i represent 305 to the upmost and everybody thats from here get a life

  • e

    Can Brandy be nominated for ugliest female rapper even though she doesn’t rap?

  • Young A. Simmons

    It is a known fact that 90% of black females are ugly. About the same percentage of ‘em have HIV as well.
    I only date white girls and Asians, they are far more beautiful than most blacks (chickenheads) and hispanics (sluts)

    Real talk. Don’t get me wrong plenty of sexy black girls out there but they in the minority.

    how long till the mini hitlers who run this site delete this comment?

  • Meka Soul

    lest we forget, p.a.w.gs are the new maybachs.

    bill hanzlik, allan houston, wally walker, harold miner, latrell spreewell, eddie house, rick smits.

  • Fernando

    Shouts out to…….
    Vinny “the microwave” Johnson, Alex English, Kenny Walker, Brad Doughrty, Buck Williams.

    Foxy is definitely one fugly rapper. I guess the mongloids from Floetry dont count

  • http://xxlmag.com Bol

    >just wondering…is this blog only for “BLACK RAPPERS”

    Mostly, yeah.

  • K.O.T.S

    wait wait…i thought LIL KIM was white with her (weave) blond hair and her (contacts) blue eyes….lol…damn she fooled me…

  • e

    lest we forget, p.a.w.gs are the new maybachs.

    ^^^^^
    LOl

  • Meka Soul

    foxy has gynourmous milk makers. she gets a pass.

    udonis haslem, jamal magliore, mike dunleavy, rick mahorn, victor page, bonzi wells, damon stodemire.

  • e

    eddy curry

  • DJ N-Credible

    Stupid topic who gives a shit about rappers’ girlfriends…i dont like it and i didnt even read the gossip…save this topic for a section in Oprah’s Mag ” O “…

  • e

    shouts out to brian cook, keith bogans, etan thomas,

  • Fernando

    Bobby Hurley, Tyus Edny.

    Why isnt there any 300+ lb. female rappers. You would think they would have some deep voices with good delivery. I enjoy the way fat rappers sound like they have a chicken wing stuck in their throat. It makes their voice sound better over beats (B.I.G, 8-Ball, Big Pun, Big Moe, and any other guy with “Big” in front of his name)

    Eldridge Ricassner

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    So Transi, does Lil’ Wayne make you swallow or do you just do that cuz you love him? Big ups to Chris Dudley, Greg Ostertag, Will Perdue, & Michael Doleac. (had to go with Transi’s favorite players) Da Brat is definitely a fugly rapper.

  • thoreauly77

    milk makers is funny. also, black women being “notoriously racist” is pretty fucking good. thats it today folks.

  • ran-sack

    mos def’s wifey is a yt, no?

  • e

    I enjoy the way fat rappers sound like they have a chicken wing stuck in their throat. It makes their voice sound better over beats (B.I.G, 8-Ball, Big Pun, Big Moe, and any other guy with “Big” in front of his name)
    ^^^^
    Co-sign

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Big shout to Walter McCarty and J.R. Reid.

  • Fernando

    Who the Fuk is Victor Page????

    Mark Aguire

    Foxy Gets no pass round here. She looks like the Ghoulie who is coming out of the toilet on the movie cover. She is definitely not the worst though. Bahamadia looks like a burn victim

  • blackman

    Obviously people use each other every day when dating. Jay-z and bee are a good couple because they both have been successfull. Little wayne and trina is some dumb shit half the rappers that wanted to fuck her could. Nelly is even dating ashanti which you forgot.A nigga should be at least dating a Christina Millian like Nick cannon was.

  • Projectnrm

    Interesting post, despite the fact that I have a few issues with it.

    First off, I’m a firm believer that Beyonce needs Hov more than he needs her. He’s the president of Def Jam for God’s sake! If he wants to drop a guest verse, he has an entire roster of artists to collaborate with. Beyonce is the one who gets the benefit of having one of the greatest of all time giving her 16s, instead of Chamillionaire or Paul Wall.

    I mostly agree with the whole Wayne/Trina dynamic, but I wouldn’t be suprised if those two break it up soon (for the betterment of his career). Considering the fact that he’s at the height of his popularity and every hipster in America has “Shooter” on their iPod, the whole Trina thing seems kind of, how can I say this without sounding rude, BELOW HIM (That still came off rude, didn’t it?).

    And there’s one reason why rappers don’t have nearly as many white spouses: They don’t care for white women. These cats are from the ghetto, where they were raised by black women, went to school with black women, and interacted ONLY with black women. Furthermore, they aren’t in an industry where in order to move up, you have to start cavorting with people of the fairer race (like Hollywood).

  • K.O.T.S

    shout out to GEORGE “MY GIANT” MURESSMA (dont remember his last name)…

  • Meka Soul

    the last thing we need is a 400 lb female rapper talking about what satisfies her middle: frakenberries.

    pig miller, joe dumars, bill lambier, spud webb, brad miller, the original members of the toronto raptors during their 1st season, the current players on the charlotte bobcats.

  • Meka Soul

    george muhresan, to be exact.

  • Mikey Ess AKA SukedowN

    Meka – You’re getting a little too commercial with guys like Spree & Laitner…

    Mark Eaton, Bill Curley, Jerome “Junkyard Dog” Williams, Vinnie “The Microwave” Johnson,

    And Special Mention goes to:

    Bill “The Owl Without a Vowel” Mlkvy

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    I don’t think Foxy is that bad.

  • Fernando

    I always wonder what those bitches on Down South rap albums look like. Especially the ones who used to rap wtih Facemob, SuaveHouse (“my homeboys girlfriend” broad sounds SUPER manly), Psycho Drama, etc. They all rap better than the ones who get major deals so they must be REALLY hard on the eyes. I would have no problem supporting a fugly female rapper if she could spit.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Kiki Vandeweghe, Ya’ll!

  • Fernando

    Bill “The Owl Without a Vowel” Mlkvy is impressive. I already got Mark Eaton and Vinny Johnson though. Junkyard Dog was nice too. Im starting to run out, this is all off the top of the head(no ESPN)

  • john cochran

    “Black women, who are notoriously racist, will no longer buy their albums”
    That shit is true as hell, a sister will knock you for having some one outside the race but its okay for them and shit.

  • Fernando

    Otis Thorpe

  • Meka Soul

    victor page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victor_Page

    “commercial” doesn’t necessarily mean “good ball player.”

    la chat looks like she’s a human cock fighter [no james toney].

    glen rice, lucky glauber [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucky_Glauber].

  • Meka Soul

    victor page: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victor_Page

    “commercial” doesn’t necessarily mean “good ball player.”

    la chat looks like she’s a human cock fighter [no james toney].

    glen rice.

  • Fernando

    Ricky Pierce, Chuck “the rifleman” Person.

  • Fernando

    50+ point game automatically exlcudes from the list (rules in yesterdays blog) Glen Rice did this feat numerous times.

  • Fernando

    DOLPH SCHAYES!!!

  • Meka Soul

    foxy can definitely get it. she may look like the female gremlin sometimes, & may come off sounding as jigga’s sloppy seconds, but she can get ethered any day of the week.

    mia x, however, looks like she wrestles polar bears in the ukraine.

    todd marinovich, the entire national basketball league.

  • Meka Soul

    manute bol.

  • Fernando

    I cant believe I forgot about Michael Adams (Washington Bullets / Denver Nuggets) That little fucker averaged like 26 ppg for years on end, and nobody ever talked about him. He looked like a pigme Blue Edwards

  • K.O.T.S

    KHIA cna get it from a HORSE anyday…wait she did that bitch is UGLY…no wait thats degrading the word ugly..KHIA is just horrendous, I wouldnt spit at that chick if she was on fire because she will burn and I would be doing her a favor…

    Ugliest chick in the game

    1. KHIA
    2. BABS
    3. TRINA
    4. AMIL
    5. DA BRAT..

    *honoree mention*

    JERMAINE “J.D.” DUPREE

  • Fernando

    MIA X!!!!! WE HAVE A WINNER!!! La Chat is in the same boat floating down the “Colon-Faced River”

  • Incilin

    Hov might not have had an album in three years but he’s been with B for like 5. They were already dating by the time Blue 2 came out and they still together on Black. And at that time Beyonce hadnt gone solo and Jay was arguably the bigger star. Doesn’t that make it the other way around.

  • RANDOMNAME

    A post Breakdown Lauryn Hill has to make the list for most Unimporved. If you go back from Sister act 2 – Miseducation she could get all of it.

    BET awards/Dave Chappell Block Party Lauryn, looks like this crack ho I pass on the way to work most mornings.

  • e

    @Projectnrm
    Except all of Jays verses have been wack lately and being President of Def Jam doesn’t mean what it used to, there good artists don’t sell and the ones that do sell suck. At this point Beyonce being with Luda or TI would be a better carrer move

    shouts out to Erick Dampier

  • Fernando

    La Chat looks like she opens beer bottles with the rolls on her neck just after swallowing Juicy J’s urine!

    Kurt Rambis (obvioius), Dell Curry

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Heh.

  • Fernando

    Greg Kite..”Watchu know about that”!!

  • Fernando

    I think the whole Biggie Smalls murder is phony…That nigga aint dead…HE IS MIA X!!!

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Vernon Maxwell, Sam Cassell, and Grandmama Larry Johnson… I can’t front, I loved LJ.. No Ashton. Queen Latifah could get it, fuck you guys. MC Lyte wasn’t bad, neither was Monie Love. I’d also nail Salt, Pepa, and Spinderella.

  • Fernando

    Antoine Carr….Reggie Theus.

    Future Players eligible…..Wang Xieu Xieu, Byron Russell(ankles still breaking), Dale Davis.

    Sedale Threat

  • e

    Scott Padget, Rick Fox, Speedy Claxton

  • Fernando

    I know there is some late 80′s early 90′s rapper that pulled the 4-some with salt n’ pepa. That would be glorious. Salt would get the “attentive love-making”, pepa would get the “shit fucked-outa-her” and Spindarella would be the blowjob at the end!!(I’ve rehearsed this in my mind)

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Rick Mahorn, Harold Miner, Sam Bowie

  • e

    Darko Millicic, Kwame Brown, Jay Williams

  • BELIZE

    How bout ICe-T is with a white woman and he is as street certified as it gets (no vanilla ice

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Word, I’d jump in that Whatta Man video and ether them and en vogue. Sam Perkins, Nick Anderson, Dell Curry, and Eduardo Najera.

  • BELIZE

    I wanna send a Special shout out to mr. slow-fuk…

  • RANDOMNAME

    Shout to forgotten Chicago Bulls 93 Championship team members; Stacy King, Will Purdue, Darrell ‘Sky’ Walker, Jon Paxton

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    and The Transient’s favorite player, Moe Cheeks. (homo greatly implied at transi milonakis)

  • RANDOMNAME

    Is it tru that Mos Def married a white chick ?

    Jo Jo English

  • e

    Darrel Dawkins

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Wow, Jojo English.. WE HAVE A WINNER! Altho now we gotta tip Derek Harper in.

  • BELIZE

    Mario Bennett and Sean Rooks from the 97-98 seasnon

  • K.O.T.S

    JOHN “HE GOT 4 FREAKIN RINGS” SALLEY

  • e

    JOHN “HE GOT 4 FREAKIN RINGS” SALLEY

    ^^^
    Quite possibly the biggest weed carrier ever

  • gutta

    funny comin from bol who probably only dates white woman,thats how they do in the midwest right?….blog was boring though

  • e

    Bol your next post should be on the decline in rappers alias’ here is a list of current rappers: JR Writer, Rhymefest, Murder Mook, Jae Hood, Young (insert name), Lil (insert name), The Game

  • e

    Shouts out to Nene, Chris Wilcox, Nenad Krisic, Kerry Kittles

  • e

    Is it tru that Mos Def married a white chick ?

    ^^^ Yeah and to make it worse she is canadian

  • Meka Soul

    stacey king, stacey augmon, len bias, dennis rodman when he was a part of the nWo, michael olowokandi, danny manning.

  • Meka Soul

    darrell dawkins gets a pass of the strength you didnt wanna be near him when he took it the hole [no ron harper].

    djionna diop [is that how u spell it?].

  • G

    BOL MAN FUCK THEM WHITE STANKING ASS FREAKS IF YOU BLACK DON’T BE A SELL OUT NIGGA JUST FUCK THEM HOES AND STAY IN RELATIONSHIPS WITH THE BLACK BITCHES

  • Fernando

    Better 4-some…..Salnt n’ pepa or TLC?????

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Wow, Jojo English.. WE HAVE A WINNER! Altho now we gotta throw Derek Harper in.

  • Fernando

    lol @ Sean Rooks. The Skybox card for him was mad rare

  • K.O.T.S

    alonzo “I STOLE MONEY FROM THE NETS & I WAS SO SELFFISH TO GO TO TORONTO” MOURNING….

    Aaron McKie, Michael “DR.J’s NUT HUGGER” Cooper, Vin Baker, Shawn Kemp, Earl Boykins, Antonio Davis, Antwan Jamison, Jim Jackson, Brevin Knight, Mike Miller, Olowokandi, Michael….

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Can’t answer that, RIP Left Eye. Brent Barry.

  • Meka Soul

    there are a few dime female rappers. jean grey, the aformentioned salt, pepa [who i moved ahead of salt in my "who'd get it 1st btw salt & pepa" after she deep-throated that banana on "the surreal life"] & spindarella, yo-yo & mc lyte for example.

    chris washburn, robert deshaun “tractor” traylor, jonathan bender, bob macadoo.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Tony Campbell, Sucka.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Anyone say Mookie Blaylock yet?

  • BELIZE

    Its bad that i have Chris mihm, aj (i look like lupe fiasco) guyton, bryant (big for nuffin)reeves, arvydas sabonis, vin (cokaloka) baker, cherokee (i suk at b-ball) parks rookie cards…especially my dontae jones gold rookie card

  • gutta

    and i bet the majority of the ppl on this blog would take trina over tara henley(no disrepect tara if happen to read this)

  • RANDOMNAME

    Does anyone have a Pic of Mos Def’s Wifey ??

    Dee “No look slam” Brown,

    I actually remember watching that dunk and jumping up running out the crib. Last time I cared about the Celtics

  • BELIZE

    yeahI was a trading card addict, i blame it on the chewing gums inserts

  • TizzEl-HajjMalikEl-Nasty

    thunder daaaaaaaaaaaaaan marjlie, son.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Wow, Beli.. Dontae Jones? That nigga never left the bench. Jeff Van Gundy wouldn’t even let him use the bathroom.

  • BELIZE

    I know and i was mad cuz i had the dopest rookie card from him in gold and he never let me cash in…fukin new yorkans…haaa..lol

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Lee Nailon.

  • Fernando

    Lets be clear…TLC Wins by a small margin in my book..and this is how it goes.

    1. Only players before year 2000 are permitted. (70′s & 80′s get bonus)

    2. Nobody who EVER averaged over 25 ppg in consecutive years.

    And yes..Mookie was taken by me..YESTERDAY

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Bad rapper names? How about Juelz Santana? Or Crunchy Black? Or Chingy?

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Fuck. My bad Fern. All due respect to Left Eye, in fall 94 I wolve’ve taken TLC over SnP. RIP, Lisa.

  • Mikey Ess AKA SukedowN

    JON SALLEY HAS CARRIED WEED FOR MORE GREAT NBA PLAYERS THAN ANYONE ELSE:

    (Somewhat Chronological)

    Isiah Thomas, Joe Dumars, Shaquille O’Neal(Rookie), Rony Seikaly, Cedric Ceballos

    He then retired in 97.

    He then came out of retirement in 2000 to carry for Kobe, Shaq, & Phil Jackson, en route to another ring.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Haywood Workman, Felton Spencer, Brad Lohaus, Baby, Silkk Da Shocker, and AfroMan.

  • Mikey Ess AKA SukedowN

    2. No one who ever averaged over 20 PPG period.

  • RANDOMNAME

    [Dr. Doom]I drop bombs like Mookie Blaylock, From the outside or the inside, create intense rides [/Dr. Doom]

  • Meka Soul

    chilli > salt. co-sign rey.

    billy owen, trajan “the alaskan assassin” langdon, william bedford.

  • BELIZE

    Naw nigga skee-lo has to be the worst

  • Meka Soul

    erik piatkowski, ike austin.

  • BELIZE

    R.I.P. Left eye, i had the biggest crush on her.
    Im Out. One yall stay eazy..even u slow-fuk transi

  • H-man

    Yo, I like all da flavors…Its important to respect women…U think in this day and age we could look above these racial lines…Im about da muzik…muzik haz nuttin 2 do wit color…and az 4 relationships, that shit isnt any ones bizness…P.S. I changed my mind, lolol Jay-z takes off 2 Africa??? Beyonce breakin up wit J, at the time of his album releasing…maybe Dre droppin DETOX same time as J, kinda like icin on da cake!! I smell pop-tart 10 states away J… J’s worth 325 mill…Im worth 50 cents…U do da Math…Aftermath Yaaaaaaaa Yoooooo

  • Meka Soul

    “long range” danny ainge. i’m out like the red sox in the wild card division.

  • smileformedaddy

    bol u wrong about that comment on trina lil wayne never said publicly he went with trina other ppl said that which is how we know. Trina never told the public shes with wayne so therefore it wasnt a publicity stunt for him quit hating on rappers jayz said he retired but he gotta come with another album to finish his contract

  • Danja29

    Bol… you been sniffin’ glue this week. And yes, if a prominent rapper had a white girlfriend- she would have to be the baddest bitch on Earth to prevent black girls from hatin’ on her. But then again, so would a rapper’s black girlfriend.

  • Fernando

    My final Post before a glorious weekend in las vegas.

    Bad Rapper Names: White Dawg, Skull Duggery, Pic “tha bitch killa” (from 90′s gangster rap / r&b group DRS. More amusing than bad), Paperboy, Mr. Swirv-on…tony touch.

    lol @ Billy Owens(I should have got that one), ike austin. Good Work

    Im gonna have some HOT FIRE for Monday……Big Ups…Dale Ellis, Quintin Daily, Dana Barros, Thurl Baily, Herb Williams…VERN FLEMMING!

  • Fernando

    lmao @ Haywood Workman & Felton Spencer. Im pretty Sure I would have never thought or heard of them again if not for this blog. (good or bad thing???)

  • natiboy

    yinka dare

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Heh

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    # gutta Says:
    August 25th, 2006 at 4:06 pm

    and i bet the majority of the ppl on this blog would take trina over tara henley(no disrepect tara if happen to read this)

    ^ u have 2 be crazy..tara been sendin’ me emails..

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    she saw my pic where i wus holdin’ my pistol and recognize a real g when she see one

  • e

    she saw my pic where i wus holdin’ my pistol and recognize a real g when she see one

    ^^^
    LOL wtf

  • lamborrcleveohio

    How about all these rappers date mix bithces?

  • Whoa

    a) Trina is a disgusting beast of a woman
    THANK YOU Trina iz ugly as FUCK! only nigga that live in ALBAMA WANTED DRILL THAT SHIT she iz a monster

  • UnFaded Disciple

    [1] Trina is mad ugly

    [2] Da Brat is like close to second runner up, but I don’t listen to much female rappers. so there are probably more ugly ones

    [3] Missy Elliot…that bitch needs to retire soon, please.

  • http://www.byron.com bol

    bam!

  • pop a poppa

    i don’t care what ya’ll say…
    Trina fine as hell.
    that horse could get my straw.
    even if my GRANDPA fucked her first i
    would still hit it.

    Foxy Brown could get it too.
    Da Brat is my all-time best lookin’
    female rapper. i remember a pic she
    had in an old Source magazine where
    she was wearin’ all silver. she’s the
    first rapper i ever wanted to fuck.

    LaSalle “The Tank” Thompson, Rik Smits,
    Pooh Richardson, Wayman Tisdale, and
    Don Buse.

  • http://www.geekbird.blogspot.com geekbird

    rehashing the “No Boutros”

    Beautiful

  • icon

    Worst name for a rapper in the history of rap itself- Rhymefest

  • icon

    He’s not exactly prominent, but doesn’t Jenny Jones have a white girlfriend, goonie?

  • C. Rob

    shout out to Raja Bell (the realest nicca in da league) Cedric Ceballos, Caron Butler, Vernon “Mad Max” Maxwell

  • The Originator

    Trina is alright but i don’t take left over my homeboys left over pussy.

  • icon

    DAMN, C-rob, I’m a DC nigga, so I don’t exactly consider Carron Butler to be an NBA B-lister….

  • jonjon-23

    I never really looked at Trina as being attractive, although she always had the spacious back room she was a french fry away from being disgusting.

  • MR. DICK

    That’s real.

  • http://meek ek

    how is trina the best he could do if he used to go out with lauren london and nicea.

  • http://meek ek

    mistake i mean nivea

  • Petey Cent

    Bowl, you will never get a girlfriend.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CiWhdUB5-w

  • http://fuckyou Huron

    i though it was funny soon as they got “together” they were at the bet awards posing together on the red carpet.. seems normal but neither one of them were nominated,performing or presenting awards so why were they there.. and dating someone that your dad has ran through is really sad and weird if u ask me

    ^^^so your dumbass did not see him perform gimme that, so i guess you have to be nominated to go to award shows keep up the hate dumbass.

  • Boner Jams 03

    I would still fuck trina, foxy, and lil kim…with the same rubber

    Oliver Miller

  • Boner Jams 03

    ^^the other guys in the fab 5 not named Chris Webber, Juwan Howard and Jalen Rose ^^

    Ray Jackson and Jimmy King

  • Chris Villain

    all yall sayin trina is beastly but let her drop dem panties in front of ya…you will run that pussy ragged…yall a bunch of hypocrites….beyonce has a weave and thick thighs with cellulite and she wears a great deal of make up as well, she removed a rib to deepen her curve…..i dont hear yall doggin her

  • jon jon–23

    Beyonce is sexy until I see otherwise…And wasn’t that Adam who got the rib removed…..?

  • BabyGirl

    I SWEAR U GIVE IT TO US TOO REAL BUT HELL YOU HAVE A POINT!!! AND WHOEVER COMMENTED ON ICE-T CHECK HIS LAST ALBUM SALES.(THIS ARTICLE JUST SUMMED THAT NIGGA UP) HE CAN GO ON FOR BEING PIMP OF THE YEAR THE WAY HE PIMP’N THE HELL OUT OF LAW&ORDER SVU, BUT ALBUM WISE ITS NOT EVEN WORTH IT.

  • BWF

    What U know about Tony Campbell, Jack Shrmek, Shea Seals

  • http://reminder psycho babble baby

    Bol, please be careful when you refer to prejudice black women as racist, because racism requires power and institutional structure. Black women might discriminate but certainly do not have the power to oppress.

  • jon jon–23

    Very true.

  • jus

    bol is alwayz talking bout jay-z.
    i think he has a crush on him…

  • DCMadeMan

    I hope one of these rappers catch you XXL columnists in the street so we can hear about it on the news. Yall be asking for ass whippings, real talk.

  • gutta

    tree rollins,sam bowie,chris gatling,vinnie(microwave)johnson,rony seikaly,norn nixon,uwe blab,mark aguirre

  • real1

    ladies, get yourself a white man cause all these niggas talking about 90% of sistas got hiv/aids, it’s because we mess with y’all dirty,down low, fag asses. Get a job and stop being ignorant.

  • jrs-one

    Uwe Blab, Dino Radja, Gundars Vetra, Sarunas Marcilonis, Mahktar N’Daiye, Stojko Vrankovic, Jon Sundvold, Jon Koncak, ‘Fast’ Eddie Johnson (molested a little girl in FL)

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  • jon jon–23

    Real1, stop being a whore and getting ran through for any nigga in a Pinto on Dubs. Having a baby for every nigga that looks at you, then living off the system. I’m tired of paying for your tired asses.

  • babyboy

    uglys bitches top 5-
    1- macy gray(no way)

    2- Foxy Brown

    3-Shawnna (fuck dat shes uglys, she has a big azz face, look like a mother fukin moon man)

    4-Remy ma
    5- Jacki-O
    All of them ugly as fuck but i would still bone, apart from macy gray, shes just 2 ugly,i forgot Missy, i wouldnt fuck her either.

    Now top 8 of beauties-
    1- Da Brat is sweet man(those eyes man, when she dress like a woman shes is fine as hell)

    2- Eve(shes is 2 fine man fuck da face)

    3-Queen latifah(if she wasnt dat chubby, she would probably win)

    4-Vita(shes fine, skinny but fine)

    5- Charli baltimore(too many babies man, but she fine)

    6-Left eye(bcuz shes dead, RIP, otherwise she would b my chick)

    7- mc lyte

    8- Trina( no matter what u guys say, i would fuck her shes is fine , if u wouldn’t fuck dat, show me ur last chick)

    bol gimme urs man, wanna see if u really have taste, cuz u a critic azz nigga man, i would luv 2 see 1 of ur hoes man, if u have 1…

  • jus

    1- Da Brat ???????????

  • BatmanLeo1

    Bol you r lame and sy young you r just ass bad as him saying Trina ain’t fine i mean FINE! Trust me nigga if i was a famous rapper or some top VP or something that has money to make her look my way,my GAME would be tight enough to pull Trina FINE too!

  • http://www.myspace.com/jedi_princess_elan Jedi Princess

    I think that it doesn’t matter what color u are, u can’t stop love (or in some cases, attraction)

  • Ajja

    This is the dumbest shit i have ever read. People date, &HAVE SEX WITH WHOEVER THEY WANT. Trina is a very pretty female. and you haveno fuckin clue qtf your talking about, get a life, & crakka ass ? wtf. nigga fuck yu. and hispansics arent sluts,tTHANK YOU.

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