It’s all over but the crying

So, the numbers are in for both the first weekend’s box office as well as the first week’s album sales for OutKast’s Idlewild. How did they do? Horribly. The album managed to get beat in first week’s sales by P Diddy’s new girl group, Danity Kane, while the film barely managed to crack the top 10.

Let’s start with the album, since the film was always destined to be a life-altering shit sandwich anyway. (A rap movie set in the 1930s? Pfft!) Ironically, the album has grown on me quite a bit in the past couple of weeks. I ragged on it pretty hard in my review, but since then I’ve come to enjoy it about as much as I’ve enjoyed any rap album this year, which is “kinda.”

Not that I’m necessarily apologizing for comparing it to cancer in the first place. Here’s the thing: the last six tracks on this bitch really are that bad. And since they come right at the end of the album, you can’t help but be left with a pretty bad taste in your mouth. No Wilson Cruz from “My So-Called Life.” But the 19 tracks that come before that really aren’t half that bad.

Andre 3000 must have some sort of clause in his contract where he’s allowed to do whatever the fuck he wants a la Neil Young circa Everybody’s Rockin’. Since ‘Kast have still got one album left on their deal with Jive, I wouldn’t be surprised if that was rescinded. Lil’ Jon might even be brought in to write their next album, like they did with fellow old niggas in the club E-40 and Too Short.

I can only imagine how many people are going to be out of a job once this shit fails to go platinum. Jive was probably counting on Idlewild to be this year’s The Massacre. Speakerboxx/The Love Below, after all, sold 10 million copies. T.I.’s King, another southern rap album released concurrently with a major motion picture, did way better its first week out.

You have to assume that the thing that killed Idlewild more so than anything else was the lack of a hit single. In the weeks leading up to its release, Jive began furiously leaking tracks to the Internets trying to find something that stuck. Beyond just failing to connect with a buying public, the singles from Idlewild may very well have turned people off of both the album and the film.

In retrospect, they may have been better off holding the album under lock and key until its release date. This technique has already proven to work well for Hollywood studios, who sneak shit sandwich horror films on a Friday afternoon before the likes of Pete Vonder Haar at Film Threat can rip them a new one.

Speaking of which, the word on the film is that it also sucks balls, which, like I said doesn’t surprise me in the least bit. That said, it’s commercial failure might even be a bit more breathtaking than its soundtrack. I’ve never heard of hardly any of the eight movies that beat it in last weekend’s box office.

Granted, it had a higher per screen average than the rest of those films, but so does any film that’s only playing in a few theaters. It looks like the TI’s at the film studio may have realized a while ago that no one would be interested and decided to bury this bitch right away, Mallrats-style.

  • Big Jake

    1st

  • http://Yahoo.com Ed Lover

    Fuck i was almost 1st

  • http://idleatwork.com A-Wood

    “It looks like the TI’s at the film studio may have realized a while ago that no one would be interested and decided to bury this bitch right away, Mallrats-style.”

    I’d agree except they went all-out with the premiere in New York. It’s actually kind of fascinating how poorly-conceived this whole thing is.

  • daesonesb

    well fuck.
    Bit torrent here i comess.

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    u a faggit ass nigga bol

    but da my so called life reference gets props

    i never heard “idlewild” in full..da only shit i actually got in “hollywood divorce”

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    …all that from a man who actually did re-caps of The Real World & it’s various bastard offspring.

    I think I’m getting burned all this negativity. You can’t like anything without being called a “Stan”, if you do like something that sells you’re branded some kind of brain-washed idiot, if you like something that doesn’t sell you’re branded some kind of loser.

    Shit is getting fuckin’ ridiculous.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    I hope all you people choke to death on your own brand of detached, apathetic “cool”.

    Fuck you, Transi.

    UNO!

  • DJ N-Credible

    They need to quit lying to themselves and part ways the days of good outkast music are behind us the ATLien starship stopped in Egypt and headed out beyond the milkyway

  • http://xxlmag.com Bol

    The first 9 seasons of the Real World > OutKast

  • 5 STAR X-E-Q-SHUN

    Sumthin is definitely wrong when 1 of hip hop’s greatest groups gets beat out by a female band made from a reality tv show 4 top album sales.

  • moore

    the thing is this album is goona get some momentum and keep selling…the singles are finally catching on. i guarantee it will be #1 next week.

  • Meka Soul

    hmmm…

    the start of the end. if the “south’s saviors” can’t even sell records, does that mean there’s no hope @ all?

    they got beat by fucking danity kane. wtf is a “danity kane?”

  • marlon

    yawn

  • Meka Soul

    >The first 9 seasons of the Real World > OutKast>

    ouch. but the one in las vegas was slick.

  • K.O.T.S

    DAMN!!! My only question is. HOW IN THE HELL DID D.K. sell all those records without radio-play or video-play. Did Diddy buy all those albums? I remember when I went to Circuit City on Tuesday there was a line of people (about 50-70) and everyone that went in there was buying two things. Either Madden 07 and/or Outkast. I was one of the few who actually got to buy both. Alot of people left empty handed. I went back that same day in the night and C.C. was sold out of OUTKAST albums but had a shitload of D.K. Since I live in FLORIDA I’m starting to think that we need a “re-count” on this sells. (Just like the 00 ELECTION)

    One..

  • http://xxlmag.com Bol

    >the singles are finally catching on. i guarantee it will be #1 next week.

    Oh, really?

  • champlain

    Mallrats is a classic…..

  • Mr.Me

    Bol ya grandma got her Ipod connected to her hearin aid

    /notices how Bol got WAY more hits than Sickamore the other day (Thats some Jeb Bush shit right there). Naw Bol you the man (no DannyBoy), but I bet ya threatened by the young nigga because he’s ya only real comp on here. lol. You should do a review on Best Thang Smokin an get off Outkasts dillz like there aint no other groups in hiphop.

  • Spark

    Idlewild is a shit sandwich if u compare it to they 1st 3 releases

  • Enlightened

    Have any of these people on the internet ever considered that the album has low sales because of the fact that Outkast has been getting weirder and wacker with every album. That Speakerboxx shit was not a classic. Bullshit, in fact. I don’t care what anybody says. Different does not equal genius. Their last tight album was Aquemini. Real Talk. It has less to do with Idlewild in my opinion and more with Outkast as a whole. They were headed for this.

    After every huge pop success (that the groups original fans didn’t like) there comes a huge fall. Remember back when Boyz II Men’s second album “II” sold 10 million and they were being mentioned as maybe the greatest R&B group ever? The next album went zinc and then they were forced to go from stadiums to rooms (not even clubs – I mean ROOMS nigga!)

    I just bumped Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik and Aquemini back to back 2 days ago. It’s sad, it’s like having an uncle that was the coolest nigga in the city that got all the pussy and he turns into a dopefiend.

  • K.O.T.S

    YOUNG DRO will outsell D.K. watch..the south aint going NO WHERE!!!

    YounG Dro will outsell D.K., Meth and the Roots…

    take it to the bank and cash it…

    REAL ROAD MIAMI was the best though…

  • loosenut

    I dunno Bol…The album has grown on me as well. But the Movie made the album sound a little more relevant to me. The movie is hot…It’s funny too…Can you see anything or are those glasses too high on your nose…And you know damn well…If anything this album showcased Big Boi’s new hunger. He know Dre can’t carry him and he stepped his flow up…Big might have a new lease on rap…Dre…Hmmm…Him and Cee-lo (the other sang rappin ass nigga) should form a group…I mean since they once thought about puttin Cee-lo in Outkast when they first formed…Wouldn’t that be something…Cee-lo Green and Benjamin Andre’…And just throw Big Boi in with Goodie Mob…Organized Noize ressurrected…

  • Meka Soul

    u know who to put the blame on? erykah badu.

    if it wasn’t for her mad [badu]izm, andre wouldn’t be running around looking like a safari hunter singing, “watch out for rooster, he’ll shoot ya!”

  • Fernando

    The film looks terrible. The only “good” leaked song was Hollywood Divorce, and even that had an out-of-tune Andre bellowing on the chorus. Idlewild the album isnt gonna do good because it is a soundtrack and is inspired by 1930′s slave music and big-band beats. DAMNIT KAST!! GET BACK TO THE DUNGEON FAMILY SLUMPERS!! ENOUGH WITH THE EXPERIMENTATION!

  • K.O.T.S

    gotta also give love to

    REAL WORLD HAWAII…freakin Ruthie OverDosing…gotta be on YouTube by now…if its not it should be…

  • K.O.T.S

    Loosenut said:

    “Cee-lo Green and Benjamin Andre’…And just throw Big Boi in with Goodie Mob…Organized Noize ressurrected…”

    I second that…DUNGEON FAMILY bring HOPE BACK…

  • http://xxlmag.com Bol

    A while back I searched for the infamous slap heard ’round the world on YouTube and couldn’t find it.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Grown Ass Men watching The Real World is way fuckin’ gayer than anything I’ve ever said. Ever.

    I saw “Idlewild” last nite, and it was pretty good.

    Fuckers.

  • loosenut

    Everyone mistook Danity Kane for Daddy Kane…Thought B.D.K made a comeback…Outkast will sell…Doesn’t everyone know that by now? The same 11 million people that bought TweeterBoxx/couchieburner will buy this…Well except the 9/11 and Katrina casualties…(is that uncalled for?)So let’s say 5 Million…Them white folks gonna eat this up…

  • Fernando

    Greg Ostertag, Anthony Mason, John Starks.

    Real World is a shitty-diaper of a show. Its only upside is that sometimes the finest bitch in the house will slut it out with a fellow cast member.

    I will see Idlewild though. Only because movies suck so bad these days that there are no other options.

    Dennis Scott

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Doink The Clown, The Fake Undertaker, Jake “The Snake” Roberts.

    Tree Rollins, Roy Tarpley, Detlef Schrempf.

  • Fernando

    Some slime ball camera-man needs to auction off all the grimey drunk-sex footage from the show. THAT WOULD BE THE REAL WORLD.
    Idlewild will not sell 5 million. Bet on that. After tweakerbox/muff-below, hard core fans have learned their lesson and will just download the “good” songs. Has Andre (top 5 MC) really become a liability??? HE USED TO BE SOOOOOO DOPE.

    Harold Miner

  • Spark

    Andre 3000 lost his fucking mind!!!

  • Spark

    Andre 3000 lost his fucking mind!!!

  • Fernando

    Andre lost his REP. I didnt care if he dressed like a space alien on LSD as long as he still spit. Now he dresses like a 1940′s stockbroker and sings about cupid over techno beats. FUCK

    Richard Dumas

  • K.O.T.S

    Tatanka, Kamala, Typhoon…

    DAMN!!! I remember that…”the slap heard round the world”. When I first saw it I was like “HOLY SHIT A BLACK MAN SLAPPED A WHITE TRASH BITCH”…”They are going to eat him alive”…But nothing ever happen so I was happy…BITCH shouldn’t mess with someone’s SEXUALITY…

    Manute Bol, Glen Robinson, Gran Hill (never the same since he went to Disney Land)

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Akeem the African Dream, The Big Boss Man, The Fabulous Rougeau Brothers, Doug Christie, Kendall Gill, & Mark Price.

  • Meka Soul

    adam bomb, aldo montoya, billy & chuck, fake diesel & razor ramon, g.i. bro.

    what the hell is the slap heard around the world?

    ronny turiaf, penny hardaway when shaq left him, howard eisley, shanden anderson.

  • Fernando

    That season sucked balls…..UNTIL THE SLAP. Her voice was soooo godamn annoying I would have been slapping her just about every day. That faggit would have got slapped too just for being a limp wristed bitch. Fuck that whole cast. (I cant remember the rest)

    Cedric Ceballos

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    The last good real world was probably N’Awlins.

    That’s some cracka ass cracka shit with the real world. Apparently, there are no hispanics in “the real world”.

    Fuck that.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Pedro Zamora doesn’t count. They wouldn’t have let him on if he didn’t have AIDS. (rip)

  • K.O.T.S

    harold miner, dee brown, Will Perdue, Charles Smith, Greg Anthony, Larry Johnson, Charlie Ward, Cris Childs, Craig Hodges

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    The Berserker, Bill Cartwright, PJ Brown, Sting (the wrestler)

  • K.O.T.S

    rey..correction in the RR Miami edition there was 2 Latinas..on RR Philly there was 1 hispanic and on RR Key West there was another hispanic…

  • Fernando

    Hot Rod Williams, Craig Ehlo

    Real World Las Vegas would have been the SHIT. Those bitches were drugged up drunken sluts and not half bad looking either. btw…last weekend I lost $1000. Fucking Vegas

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    Rey = xxlmag.com’s Puck

    Who’s the Kevin Powell ass nigga around hea then?

    Bol is like a cross between Frank (RW Vegas) and Steven (RW Seattle)

  • K.O.T.S

    THE FAKE STING

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    Fernando is Matt (RW New Orleans)

  • K.O.T.S

    SYXX, “the million dollar man”, buff “the suff” bagwell, ultimate warrior,

  • Meka Soul

    beaver clevage, bastion booger, the repo man, stevue ray, chainsaw charlie, farooq asad, el gigante.

    whenever andre does step off his unicorn [no david arquette, wcw champion] to start rhyming, it’s spectacular. sometimes i think he may be faking the funk with the singing.

    then again, when he dresses like a mexican luchadore, i also question his sanity.

    still top 5 from the south, however.

    mario elie, shawn elliott, maurice taylor, arvydas sabonis, tom tolbert, dan majerlie.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Thank you, KOTS. I still hate TRW tho’.

    Transi–If I’m Puck, you’re David from R.W. LA, rapist-ass nigga.

  • AV_Yung OG

    I don’t fuc wit Outcast no more. Until they get back to that southernplayastic type shit they gets no play from me. I hate i bought that Speakerboxx shit and won’t buy shit else from them till they calm all that weird shit down.

    Don’t know what yall talkin bout, but: The Bushwackers, Papa Shango, John Paxon, Minute Bol

  • Fernando

    Randolpoh Keys….Darnell Valentine(Thats a playa name if I ever heard one) I assume when he wanted to get a girl up to his hotel room things went something like this….”They call me Valentine…Darnell Valentine. I play in the NBA.” Done Deal.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Kurrgan the Interrogater, Droz, D-Lo, Arn Anderson, Jeff Jarrett, The Honky Tonk Bol, er, Man..

    Avery Johnson, Muggsy Bogues, Scott Brooks..

    Transi = Gay Dan from RW Miami

  • K.O.T.S

    lex luger, owen hart (r.i.p), british bulldog…

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    Rey – u a Norman Smiley ass nigga

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    lol @ Nando..

    3000 should get back to rapping and use Koch for his freaky side stuff.

  • Fernando

    I dont know if I should be insulted about being Matt from the Real World N’orleans. As long as he wasnt the token faggit its koo. David-the -rapist is funny as hell. His standup cracked me up. Tami is a gold-diggin beyotch. She married Kenny Anderson, I used to see her nasty ass in Portland when he played for the blazers.\\\

    B.J Armstrong

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Transi, you a Johnny B Badd type nigga.

    Rey = Stone Cold Steve Austin of xxlmag.com

  • loosenut

    Before The WWF and NWA start posting it’s hall of fame members…What is yall negroes on…We talkinKast…Real talk you talking Ted Dibiase…

    Everyone mistook Danity Kane for Daddy Kane…Thought B.D.K made a comeback…Outkast will sell…Doesn’t everyone know that by now? The same 11 million people that bought TweeterBoxx/couchieburner will buy this…Well except the 9/11 and Katrina casualties…(is that uncalled for?)So let’s say 5 Million…Them white folks gonna eat this up…

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Dwayne Szhintzus (ya’ll know who I mean)

  • K.O.T.S

    ….”They call me Valentine…Darnell Valentine. I play in the NBA.” Done Deal.

    best qoute of the day….

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    yo..what wus da name of da blond eurotrash fag from wcw who used 2 come out dancing 2 techno who later became a goth vampire type nigga?

    if ever a wrester wus rey it was him

  • Meka Soul

    AV_Yung OG: we’re naming weed carriers in both the nba & wrestling. how this happens, i don’t know. but you’re welcome to chime in.

    kimchee & kamala, dink the clown,dino bravo, barry horowitz, the body donnas, irs, chuckie brown, mookie blaylock, pooh richardson, blue edwards, stromile swift, billy owen, len bias.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Anthony Bonner..

    ..OutKast not selling is representative of young ass kids not knowing or caring about good ass music. Danity Kane had an MTV show on for like 2 years, that’s why they sold. Fucking Ashley Simpson sold 3 mil off her shit, and she’s wacker than Transi & Bol on speed-dating nite.

  • AV_Yung OG

    Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka, Jake the Snake, Zeus

  • Fernando

    RUN T.M.C YAY AREAAAA

    Bol has to be that Faggit Diddy brought in the whip the girls into shape in last years M.T.B

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    “..OutKast not selling is representative of young ass kids not knowing or caring about good ass music.”

    nah..outkast not selling is representative of them alienating people who listen to rap by now making gay ass weak ragtime prince music and not having a big hit single this time to get kids to buy the cd

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    LMAO at Meka.. Barry horowitz & dino bravo? Classic. (RIP, Dino Bravo)

    All RIP Wrestling team: Mr. Perfect, Ravishing Rick Rude, The Big Boss Man, Eddy Guerrero, Owen Hart, The British Bulldog, & Brian Pillman.

    Transi is thinking of Alex Wright, but he wasn’t Gangrel. He was Alex Wright.

    Transi = WCW’s Disco Inferno.

    Big Country, Marcus Camby, Scott Williams, Clarence Weatherspoon, Vashon Lenard

  • Fernando

    Anthony Bonner hurts…..a deep pain in my soul. Meka – Step your game up. Dig deep in the vaults of NBA weed-carriers. There are sooo many. I suggest 1989 rosters for the Hawks, Bucks, Nuggets, Celtics, Pacers, Bullets, Heat.

  • Meka Soul

    yo..what wus da name of da blond eurotrash fag from wcw who used 2 come out dancing 2 techno who later became a goth vampire type nigga?>

    alex wright. aka “das wunderkid.” y i remember that, i have no fucking clue.

    kenny “sky” walker, yinka dare [shout out to rey for that one: i used that when my friends pulled this "game" out & shut the shit down], jean pierre lafitt, mike awesome, katie vick, darrell armstrong.

  • K.O.T.S

    Milicic, Darko… “My name is Darko Milicic I play for the NBA..dont believe me look thats me next to Lebron, Dwyane, Carmelo and Cris. As a matter of fact I got drafter after Lebron.”

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    I’ll concede that point to whichever one of Transi’s big brothers or big sisters wrote that for him.

    Good point.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    LOL @ Katie Vick..

    Yo, stephanie mcmahon coulda gotten it. Like, seriously.

    The Fabulous Moolah, Mae Young, Marlena aka Terri Runnells, and Sensational Queen “Scary” Sherri.

    Vin Baker

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    enuff about outkast anyway..it was bad enuff havin’ noz and exo cryin’ about how “idlewild” was shitty and was gonna flop like bol man tits like a month ago

  • Fernando

    Is there a hutch in Diane kane (or whatever the fuck they called) that you wouldnt fuck??? A couple of them are definitely busted……..But not THAT busted. They would all get it

    Terry Catledge

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Idlewild (the movie–haven’t heard the whole album) was good, dammit.

    Aubrey could get it.. Damm white women are my kryptonite..

    lol @ Transi

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    dat faggit alex wright did become a goth vampire nigga

    he had a black mohawk and wore all leather and had fake fangs and shit

  • LONZO

    WHO THE FUK WAS GIVIN PROPS TO YOUNG DRO? That’s just another jibbs, young joc, shitsandwich spittin mathafucka.

    Cactus jack, the macho man, yokozuma.

  • K.O.T.S

    rex chapman, tim perry, danny manning, chris morris, hersey hawkins, rony seikaly, rick berry, rod strickland, brian shaw, eric leckner, gary grant, harvey grant, dan majerle, willie anderson

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Word, Zo.. “shoulder lean” gave me irritable bowel syndrome.

  • Fernando

    You know Young Joc is havin those yamps huff coke off his dick. The making of the video is hella funny when the black bitch is tryin to act like she is koo with Joc and he could CARE LESS

  • Meka Soul

    lol at “zeus.”

    how’s this fernando: tree rollins, craig ehlo, nick anderson, mateen cleaves, marcus fizer, brad lohaus, bill wennington, bill cartwright.

    tiger ali singh, muhammed hassan, dabari, rico, manataur, meat [no homo... sorry... laughing too hard 2 think of a good one], rick “the model” martel.

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    i’m glad rey has taken time out of his hectic schedule of watchin’ da european version of friends and playing air guitar 2 fall out boy 2 bless us with his knowledge of wrestlin 2day

  • http://xxlmag.com Bol

    Bol = Syrus from RW Boston

  • Fernando

    Damn K.O.T.S…….Dont break out the big guns all at once. Chris Morris & Hersey Hawkins?? Nice.

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    i.r.s wus my nigga

  • Meka Soul

    tim legler, the o’bannon brothers, cameron dollar, speedy claxton, leif cassidy, luna vachon,brian pillman, kerry von erich.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Anytime, Transi.

    Bol = Viscera

    Mark Henry, the Headbangerz, Chris Morris (NJ Nets), Skinner (wwf/wwe), Repo Man, Rolando Blackman, The Powers of Pain, Maven, Doc Rivers, Buck Williams

  • K.O.T.S

    adrina dantley, mark aguirre, rick mahorn, malik rose, michael cage, J.R. Reid, danny, ferry, stacey king, anthony cook, vlade divac, nick anderson

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Transi’s favorite was The American Dream Dusty Rhodes.. All those yellow polka dots turned him on.

  • Meka Soul

    bol = cyrus from “con air.”

    i kid i kid.

    steven [william] regal, jessee jammes, jeff jarrett, samoa joe, the red rooster.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Dale Davis, Antonio Davis, Mark Jackson, Reggie Miller, Rik Smits (I fucking hated the pacers)

  • thoreauly77

    fucking hiphop is depressing right now. and co-sign bol about the last 6 songs (and a few before that); i was on the toilet for hours after hearing that audio ex-lax.

  • LONZO

    young joc? That nigga got the lyrical skills of baby from cashmoney………

    Xpac, the whole nwo, old dx, and red nwo.

  • http://rockthedub.blogspot.com khal

    “Lil’ Jon might even be brought in to write their next album, like they did with fellow old niggas in the club E-40 and Too Short.”

    LMAO @ “old niggas in the club”

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    Bol = Viscera

    haha..i wus tryna think of dat dude name..

    bol = rikishi

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    d-X, the 4 horseman, U.P.Y.O.R.S. (let’s see who remembers that), nWo wolfpac & hollywood, and the Latino World Order.

  • K.O.T.S

    thanks fernando…

    tyrone hill, terry mills, christian laettner, derrick coleman, dennis scott, jimmy jackson, jayson williams, elden campbell, laphonso ellis, walt williams, tracy murray, oliver miller, anthony peeler

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    lol @ transi..

    Fuck, ‘Zo beat me to the nWo..

    OutKast >>>>>>>>>> anything Lil’ Jon will ever do

  • Meka Soul

    bobby phills, malik sealy, drazen petrovic [yeah i know].

    “adorable” adrian adonis, ludvig borga, dean douglas, fatu, the sultan, the nation of domination.

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    betta 2 be dusty rhodes den golddust, rey, u homo ass nigga

    actually..golddust is mo like sickamore

    rey is mo’ like konnan in a tight ringer tee, girls jeans and dem checkered vans

  • K.O.T.S

    one word for everyone…

    CLARENCE WEATHERSPOON…

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    da nation of domination !

    when dx did da nation of domination spoof after the rock joined dem

  • K.O.T.S

    donyell marshall, brian grant, khalid reeves, carlos rogers, eric montross, dickey simpkins, wesley person, monty williams, shareef abdur-rahim, loerenzen wright, kerry kittles, john wallace, jerome williams, tony delk

  • LONZO

    Rey, there was a fukin latino wo???? Wtf??? Who was in it?

  • Meka Soul

    if yung joc is top 5, then i’m from the planet boonars.

    chucky atkins, travis knight, brevin knight, jerome kersey, the godwinns, flash funk, too cold scorpio, stevie richards, koko b. ware, salvatore sincere.

  • K.O.T.S

    michael olowokandi, raef lafrentz, robert traylor, brian skinner, tyronn lue, felipe lopez, nazr mohammed, michael doleac, jonathan bender, wally szczerbiak, trajan langdon, william avery,

  • K.O.T.S

    eddie guerrero and his homies were in the LWO…LOL…

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Beat you to C. Weatherspoon up there, KOTS.

    All the luchadores (mexicans in masks) joined up with Eddy Guerrero in ’99 and formed the Latino World Order.

    Konnan was cool, dammit. He was also Max Moon.

    DX as The Nation was hilarious.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Yung Joc wouldn’t be in the top 5 of rappers named Yung Joc.

  • K.O.T.S

    It was called LATINO WORLD ORDER but it only had MEXICANS maybe except for Connan I dont know if he was cuban or mexican…ha ha ha

  • K.O.T.S

    rey ok how bout this name…

    OLDEN POLYNICE…(player who the BULLS drafted to get SCOTTIE PIPPEN)

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Heh, that’s all yours, KOTS.

    Mike Sweetney, Frederic Weis, Trevor Ariza

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    wrath & mortis

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Stacy Patton

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Test & Albert

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    tony schiavone wus da worst commentator ever

    whut a faggit ass cracka..he didnt deserve to grace an announcers table wit da god bobby “da brain” heenan

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    The Red Rooster, Hercules, Don Nelson, & Tex Winters (runnin’ low on players)

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Hell about to freeze over..

    ..

    ..Cosign Transi.

  • I Fux

    Fernando ^ I love Anthony Mason his son plays for St.Johns………. I just got some free Movie Tickets from work and I will probably watch Idlewild cuz I dont any other movie out right now

  • Big Jake

    3 words…mean jean okerland

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Gorilla Monsoon, Lord Alfred Hayes, Rowdy Roddy Piper, The Fabulous Freebirds, Lenny Wilkens, Rudy T, & PJ Carlissimo

  • Meka Soul

    hugh morris, hugh g rection., friar ferguson, kwang the ninja, men on a mission, outback jack, danny ferry, “long range” danny ainge, xavier mcdaniel, john starks, craig hodges.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    “BeerFest” was funny.

  • Big Jake

    did somebody say ricky “the dragon” steamboat yet?…get on my level hoes

  • BELIZE

    METHOD MAN ALBUM IN STORES NOW!!!!
    Best Line:
    “I need to have a new spot to live, a few props to give, one for every verse for 2pac and Big”

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    i think belize may be meth wife or sumthin

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Stevie Ray, Scott Steiner, Kurt Angle, Gerald Wilkins, Jimmy Jackson, Stacey Augmon, & Dude Love

  • K.O.T.S

    stromile swift, chris mihm, dermarr johnson, speedy claxton, mamdou n’diaye, morris peterson, jamaal magloire, erick barkley

  • I Fux

    Super Fly Jimmy Snuka, Jake the Snake, Dana Barros, Earl Boykins, Gheorge Muresan, Kurt Rambis, The Rockers

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    The Dragon.. Good shit.

    Mef’s wheezing & coughing (literally) > Yung Joc

  • Meka Soul

    rockabilly, when jay leno & kevin eubanks wrestled, barry windham, tugboat, the world bodybuilding federation, the xfl, he hate me, jeff george, jeff hostetler, tom marinovich, issac yankem, dds.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Greg “The Hammer” Valentine, Rugged Ronnie Garvin– If ya’ll know him, Holla at me.

    Kevin Duckworth

  • K.O.T.S

    RANDY MACHO MAN SAVAGE…is that on your “level” bihg jake

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    LMAO @ Meka.. Damm..

  • K.O.T.S

    RANDY MACHO MAN SAVAGE…is that on your “level” big jake

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Tito Santana

  • Big Jake

    erbody knows about the maco man tho, thats like saying andre the giant

  • Big Jake

    dare i say brett hart? arn anderson?

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Ki Jana Carter, Kyle Brady, The Mountie, Kenny Smith, Chucky Atkins

  • Big Jake

    i got the end all right here…brutus “the barber” beefcake

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    The Heart Break Kid Shawn Michaels

  • I Fux

    A couple of dudes that go to my GYM 24 hour fitness here in San Diego, Rey Mysterio, Conan, Antonio Gates, AC Slater, and the Doritos Chick used to come here…… I think I will go watch Beerfest

  • BELIZE

    In the weeks leading up to its release, Jive began furiously leaking tracks to the Internets trying to find something that stuck

    ^They should have shot a video for Hollywood Divorce…whoever job it is to pick single suck..check it out:

    T.I. King-should have used Fresh from The leak album-dope beat, freah lyrics (think a doper my swag from jae mills)

    Busta- Big bang: should have used the stevie wonder song since ….ding ding ding…he’s alive and a idol to all races

    Method Man: should have listend to Hova and shot a video for Say..

    Ghostface Killa: shakey dog-fuk what else

    Lil Wayne – should have just used his footage from Shotters live on jay leno (you tube it!)

    and there’s alot more but fuk it

  • New York Nigga

    A-Wood Says:

    August 30th, 2006 at 1:15 pm
    “It looks like the TI’s at the film studio may have realized a while ago that no one would be interested and decided to bury this bitch right away, Mallrats-style.”

    I’d agree

    shut up fagot nobody cares wat u think bitch
    FUCK OUTKAST AND ATLANTA BRING BAC HIP HOP AHAHA!

  • BELIZE

    Bol and Transi= The bushwackers

  • Meka Soul

    abdullah the butcher, new jack, balls mahoney, jim cornette, “mouth of the south” jimmy hart, juventud guererra, kronik.

  • BELIZE

    Bol and Transi = the dudley brothers

  • I Fux

    Yokozuna and that nigga Earthquake came out the stands word that shit was dope

  • ESL representa

    I been sayin it Belize is wayne brady gay. Hes also a weed smoking cyber-wanksta marine.now that bein “worldy” .

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    “hollywod divorce” is da next single

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    belize = jim cornette

  • Big Jake

    this is the last one…BAM BAM BIGELOW. i can hear yall grasping for straws now lol

  • BELIZE

    Bol= coco b’ ware
    Transi= anvil hart( owen hart and bret’s lonely lil attention gettin fag of a brother)

  • ESL representa

    Belize and Shyne = Two Dumb fucks from Belize

  • BELIZE

    ESL reprensta isnt that a speaking class for wet-backs? i can see ur pic throwing up crooked ass westside signs tryin to be cool

  • Meka Soul

    lol at kevin duckworth. sounds like a character on “duck tales.”

    big jake, step it up.

    glacier, prince iaukea, kevin “big daddy cool” nash, the patriot, mr. america, kidman, van hammer, vader, the yeti, one man gang, damien demento, el matador, pattrerson & brisco.

  • BELIZE

    ESL reperesenta = 123 kid (the lamest nigga evr…that be u lil wetty

  • I Fux

    Elizabeth, Ted Diabase the million dollar man

  • Big Jake

    ok the road warriors…hawk and …….FUCK i cant remember the other one

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    belize = spike dudley

  • I Fux

    Ax and Smash, the road warriors

  • I Fux

    The Repo Man

  • ESL representa

    Miss Elizabeth and Bols mom = More Man than bich please…sorry I mean plelize

  • Big Jake

    hawk and animal, i had to look animal up tho, not gonna lie

  • I Fux

    That big Giant Mexican dude that looked like an ape

  • BELIZE

    Dont want to say nuffin but this ESL fag did his homework knowing me…kinda stackerish..but i feel special kuz of that…kinda feel like hugging myself righ now…think I might nut on ur mom dukes if u act right, if not its back to nuttin in ur Cream Of Wheat Breakfas….
    and the whole time u thought it was milk..haaaa

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    elizabeth woulda caught it back in da day..even wit da perm

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Duckworth played for the portland team that god ethered by the 92 Bulls.

    Big Van Vader, Raven, Diamond Dallas Page, Kanyon, Chris Benoit, Stinko Malenko, & Y2J Chris Jericho

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Miss Elizabeth, RIP.

  • Meka Soul

    ahmed johnson, todd pinkston, lance storm, the “kiss my ass” club, shane mcmahon, earthquake [rip], jaqueline, medusa, dawn marie, that jig mungro from the colts, randy brown, dicky simpkins, steve mcmichael, harlem heat.

  • BELIZE

    Transi = Jimmy Hart

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    That big Giant Mexican dude that looked like an ape

    ^^ giant gonzalez (in da wwf anyway)

  • Big Jake

    raven and Y2J is that fiyah lol yall gotta be getting these from somewhere, or really miss your childhood

  • ESL representa

    Im thinkin belize has caught it in the back dont ask dont tell style (no homo)

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    The Hurricane, Rosey & Jamal, Eric Bischoff, Terry Funk

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Ken Shamrock..

    That’s all I did from 97-03, watch wrestling and fuck ESL’s mom.

  • ESL representa

    Belize was violated by the great muta

  • Meka Soul

    lol @ belize. lol @ cliff robinson. loser.

    kevin mchale, arachniman, the highlanders, al wilson, dennis miller on “monday night football,” battlekat, rey mysterio jr.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Off the dome and off to get dome, word up.

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    jimmy hart wus da man…

    belize = luna

  • BELIZE

    I think ESL is really transi’s older brother

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Belize = Jerry “The King” Lawlor (no homo)

  • ESL representa

    Rey in the comments thread your label is that of a raging homo since you came here recently looking e-hugs when your cousin chose her turkey baster ova you now throw dull non-insults we all know who your fuckin and it aint legal

  • BELIZE

    I think transi looks like Paul Bearer

  • Meka Soul

    >yall gotta be getting these from somewhere, or really miss your childhood>

    it’s the latter, before bills & puberty took over.

    dan “the beast” severn, steve blackman, taka michinoku, funaki, scotty too hotty, too sexy brian christopher, kid kash, jamie noble.

  • BELIZE

    ESL is Virgil..that faggit ass nigga from Dibiase

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    ESL = Eat shit, Loser.

  • BELIZE

    Jerry th King is Gangsta..ill be him all day (no fagshit)

  • I Fux

    Via Sakehema, Reggie Roby the black punter, Matilda the dog, Keith Van Horn, Razor Ramon ake Scott Hall

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Yeah, just cuz Beli is the first one to talk about who could get it most days.

    Beli, I’m done with ESL’s mom.. you want me to drop her at your crib or back on the corner?

    ESL = Ejaculate Swallowing Lady

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    belize mo like da kings son brian cristopher

    bol is like a black paul bearer..but with hair

  • I Fux

    Junkyard dog, Hacksaw Jim dugin

  • ESL representa

    Uh…Sure Gay Rey

  • marlon

    Dibiase, Ravishing Rick Rude, Mr. Perfect, Rick the model Martel, and Bad News Brown. But Seriously, one day its 80′s B-Ball players, then cartoon characters and aaron spelling shows, now wrestlers? I just discovered Sickamores thread and Bol really is the shallow end of the xxl blog pool i don’t know why they show his face his blog space is really a gay chat room, if you wanna talk hip hop it’s on sickamore’s thread.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Gay Rey..

    Wow.. That’s the first time I’ve EVER heard that..

    *reaches for kleenex*

  • I Fux

    ESL in SoCal= English Second Language and by that niggas spelling I think it’s true

  • ESL representa

    *reaches for kleenex* and lotion

  • BELIZE

    naw im done with his mom’s her pum pum sticks out like a swole ass lip and her butthole is burnt crisp dry from making her son (ESL) fist it

    On a brighter note…Belize is more hood than ESL ancesters combined ( i bet there mad at u disgrace for an ESL)

  • BELIZE

    ESL=shane mcmane

  • ESL representa

    I fux in E. St. Louis is short for I fux kids and by your comments its obviously true

  • Meka Soul

    when chuckie from “child’s play” ethered scott stiener, rick stiener, perry saturn, moppy [his mascot], the headbangers, simon dean, when the big boss man dragged big show’s father’s casket, the right to censor,the goon, iron sheik, justin hawk bradshaw, bart gunn, bart gunn when he bacame “lefty,” bart gunn when he got knocked the fuck out by butterbean, bam bam bigelow, lawrence taylor when he knocked out bam bam’s teeth.

  • BELIZE

    ESL representa Says:

    August 30th, 2006 at 3:46 pm
    I fux in E. St. Louis is short for I fux kids

    ^Future Kinddie-porn and kiddie rapist…somebody get the feds on this sik fuk

  • Fernando

    Meka apparently wants to take it to the NFL…OK

    Christian Okoye a.k.a the “nigerian nightmare”, Tim Biakabatuka, Morten Anderson.

    Reggie “after-school special” Theus

  • BELIZE

    Transi = dennis rodman with the NWO

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Who the fuck is ESL? The fuckin’ watchdog of xxlmag? Dude, I’m sure there’s a barnyard animal you could be screwing right now. Try your sister.

  • ESL representa

    Belize and his cheerleader = No Limit Soldiers in WCW

  • jon jon–23

    Their lackluster album sales don’t suprise me. They are talented “rappers”, with “rappers” being the operative word. I think they crossed the line of being trendsetters and just plain weird. And re-check your sources Bol, Lil’ John did not write for Too Short or E 40. He produced music for songs they rapped on. They don’t use ghost writers.

  • BELIZE

    To late i just fukked her sister in the earhole so she could hear me cummin’

  • Fernando

    John bagley, Joe Barry Caroll, and……..ROY HINSON.

    I heard lil bow wow got molested by his bodyguard. I knew his ass was disturbed. He probably cried like a bitch after Ciara Man-handled him in the sack.

  • ESL representa

    > Who the fuck is ESL?

    Your Father.

  • jon jon–23

    And I have never heard one song by Puffy’s girl group…Whatever their name is.

  • http://www.soundclick.com/johnthanspeed J dot Speed

    Scottie Pippen is a weedcarrier in his own right, though…

  • Fernando

    Are Yukmouth and Numbskull beefing? I just heard this song “we G’s” where it sounds like Yukmouth is clownin numbskull.

    Jason Kidd’s “big headed” Son

  • BELIZE

    ESL representa Says:

    August 30th, 2006 at 3:53 pm
    Belize and his cheerleader = No Limit Soldiers in WCW

    ^Thanks Ill be Master P, u can be Mia X since u like swangin on my nutz

  • I Fux

    Bow Wow is a midget and he would get served by little Romeo that nigga is like 6’5

  • BELIZE

    Transi = martin Grammatica….what yall knwo bout that?

  • ESL representa

    No ma’am I actually meant super-tough acting black man who get his shit (no homo)handed to him by even gayer white men a la jeff jarret

  • Fernando

    I cant believe Mia-X is listed as an artist representin for Katrina on this website. That bitches pussy-fart is probably what caused the levee’s to break in the first place.

    Charles Shackleford

  • I Fux

    ^ J Kidd’s son’s big head …..

    Damn that shit is huge it must have killed Joumanna Kidd when she birthed it all no she must’ve had a cesection you can birth a bowling ball but you can fist Esl’s mom’s anus

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Fuck Bow Wow.

    Fuck ESL.

  • BELIZE

    J Kidd son got a DOOOOMMMEEEEE

  • long duk dong

    The muthafuckin BROOKLYN BRAWLER

  • Fernando

    Billy “white-shoes” Johnson
    Eric Bienemy

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    lol at J-Kidd’s sons big head.. Kid really looks “special”.

  • BELIZE

    ESL just mad cuz nobody really give a fuk about him…now pardon my back u fuk nigga

  • Meka Soul

    lol @ fernando.

    marques tuiasasopo, ryan leaf, akili smith, tim couch, brian bosworth, courtney brown.

    dammit! i keep forgetting reggie theus.

    lo down, hillbilly jim, charlie minn, zach gowen.

  • long duk dong

    everybody on this site are a bunch of karamos………..loan me 5 dollars.

  • adam

    I love how everyone hates on Outkast for making something different. is it as good as their previous albums? No. But in this day and age where it sells less than some Danity Kane bullshit, maybe the rap world should look at itself in the mirror.

    Y’all would rather keep buying Lil’ Jon’s recycled bullshit and albums by anyone with the prefixs “Young” or “Lil”, one hit wonders who will never make anything else good…than to try and get with the evolution of rap.
    If Andre and Big Boi ever rap again together for a while album, this idiot writing the blog and everyone else will be eating their words..
    Until then, a fraction of Outkast is better than anything else rap has to offer

  • Fernando

    “Jason Kidd’s son is the model for the original bobble-head”
    -Guy Torry

    Jonny Dawkins

  • Meka Soul

    >Scottie Pippen is a weedcarrier in his own right, though…>

    co-sign. from jordan, to rasheed, to now tom tolbert’s co-analyst/cheeba stasher.

    blair thomas, andre ware, heath shuler, stoney case, dwayne johnson [he went from the university of miami to the cfl to the wwe].

  • ESL representa

    Hey Rey Why not fuck belize(both homo)(no homo)your both gayer than john mayer

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Rodney Hampton, Lyle Alzado, Dave Brown, Ken O’Brien

    Big John Studd.

  • BELIZE

    What is a karamos?

  • Fernando

    Mia-X looks like she wipes her ass with steel wool.

    Mark West

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Hey ESL Representa, How about you fuck yourself with a plunger? (sorry amadou)

    Seriously homey, I’m sure you’re some white kid who’s home bored as fuck waiting for your latest donkey show video to download, but I’m pretty sure you could be doing other, more constructive things with your time, like shutting the fuck up.

  • I Fux

    Gino Torreta that nigga Robbed Marshall Faulk … J Kidd’s Son’s dome never gets old damn that shit is like his body is the atlas man holding the world globe on his neck

  • Meka Soul

    cade mcnown, lawrence phillips, korey stringer, the buffalo bills in the super bowl [0 for everything].

  • Fernando

    Look at ESL begging for attention. He is like the Tyrone Corbin of Bol’s blog.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    lol @ Fux.,

    I’ve figured it out.

    ESL is the bastard offspring of DJ N-Credible.

  • ESL representa

    karomo is the fag from real world who has a video on the web with him and rey singin t.i.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Blair Thomas, Kent Graham, Rocket Ismail

  • Fernando

    Bill Musgrave (Vicks QB coach & fellow Duck)

  • Meka Soul

    lol @ lyle alzado [rip]. remember “learning the ropes?”

  • BELIZE

    Yall know the portable neck pillow at airports?

    Can that fit around J Kidd’s son neck..cuz it would balance that big ass noggin he got

  • ESL representa

    look at fernando begging for citizenship. …Fuck up and cut my grass

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    So tell me bambi, after your boyfriend’s done pounding you, does your ass ever recover? Or, ESL, do you just enjoy shitting all at once?

  • Fernando

    Mark Gastineau. Both mother & Daughter would get it…..hard.

    Andrew lang

  • Meka Soul

    lmao at how it went from outkast to nba weed carriers 2 wrestling weed carriers to nfl weed carriers to people beefing.

  • BELIZE

    ^Its like the source awards

  • Fernando

    ESL
    If I was latino and/or making less than $65,000 a year that would have been funny. Sorry Mr. Corbin, continue your “bol’s blog weed-carrier” crusade.

  • I Fux

    Craig”ironhead” Heyward he used to dump on niggas on tecmo bowl

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    lol @ Beli & Meka, the two old muppets.

    Tyrone Wheatley.

  • BELIZE

    Super Contra

  • I Fux

    Clipboard holding Vince Evans look that QB up for the raiders dude played

  • BELIZE

    up, down, up down., left right left right A, B, Start
    YEAHHHHH!!!!

  • ESL representa

    Actually in all realness ima 26 y.o. Black electrician from ESL,Il. I browse both of bol’s sites and I see Rey,Belize, and others on here every day and I think what kind of people sit in front of a computer EVERYDAY and comment/argue with each other I mean really EVERYDAY. Then you throw around gay insults who’s really clubbing smoking drinking or anything when browse all day belize posts in every room on this page you must smoke a lot of weed bruh and rey who the fuck says “my girlfriend left me” on a computer that some john mark karr shit 4 real and for the other 2 lifeless fucks here I didnt call your government so the shoe must fit birches!!!

  • Meka Soul

    deacon jones.

  • Fernando

    The NBA weed-carrier thing never gets old. When your drunk and a buddy pulls out “Kelly Tripuka” or “John Koncak” it kills every time. Local anchor-men in freestyles work too.

  • I Fux

    Double Dragon in the arcade

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Bo Jackson.

  • BELIZE

    Bulls VS Lakers and the 1991 NBA playoffs (only on SEGA-gotta do the intro song)

    What u know about Mitch richmon 3step and Chuck’s Monster dunk

  • I Fux

    That Nigga Deacon Jones got to the league and didnt know how to read True Story

  • Meka Soul

    remember the wishbone play on tecmo bowl? shit was unstoppable.

  • ESL representa

    and fernando 65k aint that much if you live somewhere like NY i make very near that and I just finished my apprenticeship. you can still cut grass and make 65 especially with your 88 cousins and all

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    ESL– That’s really creepy, homey. Really, really Gacy Dahmer creepy.

    Besides, Captain Asshole, nobody takes shit that seriously on here.

    You can leave now. Just hit that little X in the upper right hand corner of the screen.

  • BELIZE

    ESL representa Says:

    August 30th, 2006 at 4:17 pm
    Actually in all realness ima 26 y.o. Black electrician from ESL,Il. I browse both of bol’s sites and I see Rey,Belize, and others on here every day and I think what kind of people sit in front of a computer EVERYDAY and comment/argue with each other I mean really EVERYDAY. Then you throw around gay insults who’s really clubbing smoking drinking or anything when browse all day belize posts in every room on this page you must smoke a lot of weed bruh and rey who the fuck says “my girlfriend left me” on a computer that some john mark karr shit 4 real and for the other 2 lifeless fucks here I didnt call your government so the shoe must fit birches!!!

    ^ NIGGA U JUST DID THE SAME SHIT…idiot’s in the world

    LOL at him, he be the broke eletrician from MARTIN

    I do smoke…maybe u need to too

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    And, not for nothing, this shit helps pass the time at work or when I’m bored. xxlmag isn’t life or death for anyone.

    u a faggit ass nigga, ESL.

  • Fernando

    Well ESL thats great…..WHO GIVES A FUCK. Wire my house bitch or else Im gonna sick Dave Megget on you

  • BELIZE

    ESL=Elroy The Mechanic

  • Meka Soul

    turtes in time, the simpsons arcade, street fighter 1, bad dudes.

  • I Fux

    Yo I am at work not doing anything and just turned 25 and a gemini Esl no homo…… this shit makes my day go faster

  • I Fux

    the ultimate NBA towel waver that nigga Jack Haley …… YO what about this it always kills ….. Johnny Kilroy

  • ESL representa

    tommorrow it wont be me it will bol,transi,or some other non-stalker web surfer you fucks are idjits dumb stupid idjits So “pass the time at work” or whatever you made yourself belive. To think people argue over the reason blacks are fucked. It must be life or death rey. cuz I can see yalls forehead vein. Haaaaa! SAD

  • K.O.T.S.

    BROCK LESNAR

  • Fernando

    ESL
    65K goes aways in Portland, OR nucca. Rent for a phat ass Condo on the river is only $1000. You can get plastered at the bar for under $100. And the car is paid for. And Im only 24..and OUT OF COLLEGE. Not some podunk electrical school in butt-fuck illinois.
    My Life = Dominique Wilkins
    ESL’s Life = Gerald Wilkins

  • BELIZE

    Bad dudes was my shitttt!!!!!

    Xmen for Sega genesis
    best game ever! (well contra was my ish)

    I think Elroy The Mechanic needs a hug

  • ESL representa

    And Belize I dont Comment EVERYDAY Loser. Thats The point EVERYDAY. Try to at least pretend to have a Life

  • Meka Soul

    seriously though, who takes e-beef seriously? i laugh whenever i see someone tellin’ someone else to “holla at me in the streets.”

    anyways, it’s up up down down left right left right b a b a start belize :).

    mike tyson punch out = best boxing game ever.

  • Fernando

    Scratch Gerald Wilkins…ESL is Tom Tupa

  • I Fux

    65k barely gets me by I made 60 last year and my wife 45 and we only have 1 kid and cant get out of this poverty; word, San Diego is ridiculous mortgage be 2800 a month for a modest 3bed2bath home fuck this shit I am going to Belize and live off a dollar a day like the kids with flys on their face just chilling not even blinking once like the fly doesnt make him itch

  • ESL representa

    Isnt dominique still playing broke overseas somewhere?

  • Fernando

    up, down, left, L, Y, B, Start (Street Fighter II)

  • K.O.T.S.

    FAKE GOLDBERG???

  • Meka Soul

    arch rivals. remember tyrone?

  • ESL representa

    they have black people in Oregon?

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Final Fight, Mortal Kombat, Pit Fighter..

    ESL = Extremely Shitty ‘Lectrician.

    “suck my fuckin’ dick, you faggot. You happy now?”

    I’m out like Desmond Howard against the Pats!

  • Fernando

    Dominique is Fucking Models in Monte Carlo and dunking all over bitch made cats like YOU. NOW WHAT…..AND HES A JUDGE ON ESPN STREET BALL DUNK FEST…..Dat cat is REAL

  • I Fux

    ^ select start…… YO anyone ever play Zombies ate my Neighbors for genesis or snes … I used to get blazed and play for hours

  • Fernando

    In Portland.

  • ESL representa

    Fernando is ray carruth

    Renegade,rad racer,double dribble

  • K.O.T.S.

    SCOOTY 2 HOTTY….what was that group call 2 COOL?

  • BELIZE

    Meka- they had 2 codes mine was for levels ur was for the extra shit like the bonus stage…i think

    BomberMAn..how can u forget that

  • Fernando

    You seen the trailblazers ESL?

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    PS- Blood Kode for Mortal Kombat 1 on Genesis: ABACABB.

    PEACE!

  • Meka Soul

    shaq fu, michael jordan’s chaos in the windy city, shut up & jam!, bubsy, earthworm jim, streets of rage 2.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    PSS- (dammit) The fake goldberg was Gill-berg.

  • ESL representa

    All NBA players are black. I think its like a rule or sum shit.

    Sarcasm people

  • BELIZE

    I Fux Says:

    August 30th, 2006 at 4:29 pm
    …. fuck this shit I am going to Belize and live off a dollar a day like the kids with flys on their face just chilling not even blinking once like the fly doesnt make him itch

    ^LMAO…yah we got sum OG flies…but ayo move to AZ, its cheaper out there more than 1/2 compared to cali..or NC (south period) is pretty cheap too

  • Meka Soul

    lol at double dribble.

    joe montana’s play action football, spy hunter, donkey kong country.

  • Fernando

    I gotta get outa here. The convo has gone to genesis / snes codes.

    I bet ESL looks like Tyrone Hill(without the money) NO BITCHES FOR YOU!

    John Battle

  • ESL representa

    I just bought a Nes for $20 and it has 8 games

  • BELIZE

    Streets of rage 2 was gangsta!

    Rampage

  • ESL representa

    Fernando my yard really needs to be cut you mexicans work wonders with mowers

  • Meka Soul

    bubble bobble, adventure island, bonk’s adventure, bionic commando, 1941, altered beast, outrun.

  • ESL representa

    Rampage?

  • Meka Soul

    tony battie.

  • ESL representa

    i wasnt good at the genesis platfrom

  • BELIZE

    KILLER (FUKIN) INSTINCT

  • Meka Soul

    fuck a xbox 360, i wanna put an atari jaguar in my whip.

  • I Fux

    ^ Belize I know we been thinking about the PHX but its a pro’s and con’s thing, eventually a nigga’s got to jump and make that change

    The hockey game where you could pick all Fat guys and straight murder it was on NES, yo what about Turbo Grafix 16 and the game Slaughter House shit was ahead of its time

  • ESL representa

    wasnt there a rap based game for Nes or sega?

  • Fernando

    Motherfucker IM NOT MEXICAN, COLUMBIAN, NICARAGUAN, or any other type of brown skinned migrant. Fernando isnt even my name. Its just the alias I use when I hook up with your mom.

  • Meka Soul

    primal rage, super mario kart, bases loaded [remember paste? fuckin hit homers all the time. and he was a pitcher!].

  • I Fux

    Tennis on any platform always kills

  • ESL representa

    Can You still buy a Neo-Geo w/ games?

  • BELIZE

    LOL AT NANDO

    I got the best game ever for sports:
    Arch (im fin to knock ur teeth out) rivals

  • Fernando

    (ESL now desperately trying to be included, yet….no love) Go wire-up your 1987 Chrysler La Barron.

  • I Fux

    That nigga Paste was dope, hey that shit had a season mode where you can save i loved that game

  • ESL representa

    fernando chill ese im joking didnt that one guy say “this isnt life or death” so to take it back to 93 take fuckin chill pill…….then cut my grass

  • Meka Soul

    blades of steel, skate or die, excitebike, track & field, duck hunt, galaga, metroid, castlevania.

  • I Fux

    Final Fantasy the SNES was real

  • Meka Soul

    already said arch rivals. remember tyrone?

  • I Fux

    Cobra Commander ….” Coooobra LALALALALA”

  • ESL representa

    Barrron is only 1 R surely a 65 thousandaire would know that.

  • BELIZE

    Proud owner of the genesis ( i still got it too)

    I fux…id check into it too cuz there’s alot of job’s still out here, but alot of cats is moving out here escpecially with the real estate boom in the last year. Good luck patna..i like it cuz the amount of doe id spend to pay for a apt in CA (were id live in da hood) i could pay out here and live in the burbs…fuk the ghetto, luv it but im too old to be fukin with these lil young niggaz

  • Fernando

    I TAKE THIS SHIT REAL SERIOUS…..I RIDE OR DIE ON SOME BLOG BEEF HOMEY. I DONT FUCK AROUND. ILL KHOP THE $500 PLANE TICKET JUST TO LIGHT UP YOUR HOUSE….AAAHAHAHHAHHA

  • Fernando

    ESL Was stuck with the OG Barbie Game. Now look at him

  • I Fux

    Kid Icarus, Mega Man

  • BELIZE

    Damn..and somebosy said excitbike too…fuk…

    anybody say Ducktales?

  • Fernando

    Terry Teagle…..and IM OUT

  • BELIZE

    Fernando Says:

    August 30th, 2006 at 4:50 pm
    I TAKE THIS SHIT REAL SERIOUS…..I RIDE OR DIE ON SOME BLOG BEEF HOMEY. I DONT FUCK AROUND. ILL KHOP THE $500 PLANE TICKET JUST TO LIGHT UP YOUR HOUSE….AAAHAHAHHAHHA

    ^haaaaa….i got ur back dawg (no homo)

  • I Fux

    YA I looked into Avondale …… true story about the hood though

  • ESL representa

    Well “khop” whatever that means(Im hoping its similar to cop)your ticket E Saint is one hell of a place we will love for you to visit(no homo). no house lighting will be taking place tho that im sure.

    Do we still say ride or die?

    p.s. if you use cheaptickets.com you could save like $300 you cold send the rest back home

  • Meka Soul

    tetris, goldeneye, ghouls n ghosts, ghost & goblins, final fight.

  • Meka Soul

    kung fu, aladdin, john elway’s football.

  • LBDII

    Shit Jive just should of bought 200,000 copies and make Kast look good. That album was good though I love Idlewild I think it will sale a Mil but shit thats 10 million less then your last cut. And didnt Dre once say. YOur only Funky as your last Cut?

  • I Fux

    Gummie Bears word…

  • Fernando

    Maze (for atari. the one with the square moving around & finding the keys)

  • BELIZE

    Avondale is cool but its far from shit but its way more nicer than cheep houses in phx (cuz that shit is nasty)… check Lavenne (bad spelling) there they are gonna build a freeway to the city and its all nice over ther (free tip homie)
    Good Luck

  • BELIZE

    Bubble trouble

  • BELIZE

    Anybody say the original kung-fu yet?

  • I Fux

    YO Metroid bananas

  • Meka Soul

    got it…

  • http://myspace.com/starchild10 $tarchild

    all Kast’s other albums beside Speakerboxx/Love Below debuted at no.2 its no big deal they will sale a mil

  • allnice

    I listened to the album and it had a few tracks on it that reminded why Outkast is a good group like Hollywood Divorce and a few tracks with Big Boi in it (besides Morris Brown). But the rest of the album sucks. Big Boi is officially the best member of the group similar to Havoc getting better than P.

    I don’t why they wanted to do an movie, but they should have put one out when they did Speakerboxx/The Love Below. They would have smashed the box offices with a movie back then. The hip hop market is shrinking now, so they should have known they couldn’t get too weird in 2006…..

  • BIGNAT

    i like the album it’s something different tired of the same shit thats why i buy outkast albums. also i say the movie that joint is a dvd buy for real sleep on it if you want 2.

  • EnglandRepresent

    The best thing about this blog is the banter between rey and the transient. Fuckin comedy.

    ‘Outkast is gonna flop like Bol’s man tits’ – transient that was hilarious, I’m still laughin!

  • e

    Shouts out to Joel Youngblood (mlb weed carrier)

    Lol at Jason Kidd’s big headed son

    Andre 3000 has to lay off the xtc its ruining his rap legacy he went from top 5 to top 30

    and fuck esl

  • http://www.myspace.com/sirjantzversatile Sir Jantz

    I know right! I was surprised to!! Even though the first week was bad, that does not mean that its over. Its not over until the fat lady sings (or takes her ass to bed)!! I am a supporter of Outkast!! They are different! Even if Idlewild didn’t do as good as people think, they still have their music. They still have another album in the works,so, I know they gonna come with that fire. I didn’t see the movie, but Idlewild the album was ok!! Its just the A is the shit right now and everybody is dancing! Nobody wants to hear real music (that’s real talk right there). Outkast is still the best rap duo out right now and I back them 100%. So, hush that fuss!! Everybody move to the back of the bus!!

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Boogerman (genesis), Herb Williams (knicks), Alvin Harper (cowboys), Taka Michinoku (wwf/wwe), Kevin Elster (mets)

  • BOL IS A FAGGOT

    BOL u gay ass prik that sucks little boys cocks u fag mouthfuker.

    Just cause u aint gettin head from outkast u hate on them u gay white lovin hip hop hatin tranvestite prikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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  • Eastside Bread Maker

    Yo I like Outkast and I appreciate their original approach to making music. BUt i must say that I was thoroughly unimpressed with the Idlewild album. Now maybe i need to go back and listen to it a couple more times, but it definitely did not jump out at me like every other Outkast album has. I’m not writing it off yet, but as of this morning (8/31/06) i was not impressed.

  • http://n/a Alphalad

    I like Morris Brown though. Anyone seen Kelis?

  • freeway ricky

    Larceny Gang…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ukXHMWvXX4

    Get ya weight up!

  • Manplease

    Did you even see Idlewild you fat motherfucker? You seem to use the term “suck balls” alot, do you like to suck balls? Get off your fat “40 year old virgin” lookin’ ass and get a real job! And get some pussy while your at it.

  • pop a poppa

    Mallrats is one fine piece of cinema.

    Bol your rants about The Real World renders all of your opinions null and void from here on out. From now on all of your blogs will be taken with a grain of salt… and a Midol since you seem to have the tastes of a 13-year-old tennybopper.

    LOOSENUT Says:
    Dre…Him and Cee-lo (the other sang rappin ass nigga) should form a group…I mean since they once thought about puttin Cee-lo in Outkast when they first formed…Wouldn’t that be something…Cee-lo Green and Benjamin Andre’…And just throw Big Boi in with Goodie Mob…Organized Noize ressurrected…

    damn, thats a good idea.

  • Moon2Jupiter

    BOL IS THE DUMBEST FOOL ON EARTH Y’ALL QUIT REPLYING TO HIS DUMB ASS…HE OBVIOUSLY DIDNT RESEARCH NOTHING BEFORE HE WROTE THIS….

    AND TO THAT DUDE DISSING YUNG DRO…..DRO CAME OUT WITH AN ALBUM BACK IN 2001 SO WHAT THE HECK YOU TALKING BOUT?

  • mike404

    bol is a fat fuck that lives in his moms basement… of course he’s a hater.. he also thinks that lil wayne is better than outkast with all that wobbbley-wobbely drop it like its hot shit. get a job

  • Manplease

    Looks like faggot ass Bol erased my comment….

    Did you even see Idlewild you fat motherfucker? And you seem to use the term “suck balls” alot, do you like to suck balls? Like I said before, get your fat “40 year old virgin” lookin’ ass up and get a real job! And get some pussy while your at it.

  • EL

    Idlewild is different and bizarre. It sucks pretty much. No excuse for that. It should have been released years later as unreleased material. The movie is also lackluster. Dre’, you’re not Prince or Jimmy Hendrix. Big Boi, you’re trash as a solo artist. Nuff said.

    And to video game heads, let us not forget the X-Men 6 player arcade joint. I spent whole mall trips on that one. You had to beat the game before you left. You needed your boys with you though. That shit was impossible to beat alone. And N.A.R.C.?!? That shit was fiya!!!