Every year Diddy throws a huge star studded party in the Hamptons celebrating the end of the summer. This year he decided to switch up the game plan a little and moved the festivities to Saint Tropez.

Hours before the party kicked off, his royal Diddyness managed to squeeze in enough time to impress his uppity friends with his trampoline skills. Ah yes, turning tricks for whitey. We’ve all been there before, haven’t we?

Puff made up for showing to up to the bash five hours late by partying into the wee hours of the morning. All play and no work is definitely not this mogul’s motto. The next morning Diddy made sure to moisturize his situation from the night before and preserved his sexy for the cameras.

He may be turning on the charm for girlfriend Kim Porter since there are rumors circulating that he is not only cheating on her (wow) but has fathered another child with a mystery woman.