80 Reasons You Are Not An 80’s Baby Part 3

Donny Baseball
Again, I don’t hate you guys (70’s Babies) but you’re definitely taking up space. Y’all are like old ladies who lives in dope ass apartments on rent control. Just die already b!t$h so I can move in there!!! The 60’s babies didn’t stand a chance because they left the game poor as hell. You 70’s Babies made more money, so it’s going to take more extreme measures because y’all are comfortable. So I got my war paint on! I’m going to put this fight squarely on my shoulders. 

“Old Bloggers aint nothing but old bloggers
They be like “What Up Sicka?
I don’t even know these bloggers
And they still stuck in the 80’s
Wearing rope chains they lame
The game need some new blood baby!”*

*Contains an interpolation of Hell Rell’s “One Blood Freestyle”

41 thru 50) You care about anything this bitter grandpa Caucasian 60’s Baby blogger is talking about:

welfare in abundance, the explosion of the crack epidemic, the introduction of a deadly new disease by the name of AIDS, effd up polyester suits, the tail end of bad exploitation flix, fug ugly ghetto chicks, no shortage of blowed up tenement buildings in our urban cities, Reaganomics in full effen effizect, Billy Dee Williams, White boys and rock music reigning supreme, effeminate r&b dudes heating up the charts, disco, Son of Sam, shags and jherri curls, NBA niggas rocking nut hugging briefs on court, effed the effed up subway systems, no cable TV, the 77′ NYC Black Out, no West Coast (or Dirty South) dick licking, (shit, no effin West Coast), original NYC gangs like the Jolly Stompers and the Tomahawks, Olde English 800, trey bags, no MTV Cribs just cracker jack ass Life Styles Of The Rich And Famous, Dallas, Dynasty, The A Team, Fantasy Island and Love Boat, no lap tops, no cell phones, raw unprotected sex (yes!!!) , no Rolex, no Bentley’s, no MTV, no corporate Black Cards, no Hip Hop publications, no Hip Hop videos, no Hip Hop radio, no Hip Hop clubs, no Hip Hop blogs, NO EFFIN” HIP HOP !!!! Now, if my memory serves me correct, niggas didn’t waste their time getting their boxers all up in a bunch and cryin about shit and their environment, niggas manned up and evolved.*
 

*Now maybe you can get some real replies. Don’t say I never did anything for you 70’s Babies
 

51) You’ve never been to Speed
 

52) You can name more than 2 Transformers

53) You can do any Scoob and Scrap’s steps

54) You don’t own Trap Or Die
 

55) You’ll be attending the EPMD reunion concert…….I can’t front though, I’ll be there too

56) Your top 5 dead or alive has KRS-One
 

57) You don’t think Belly is a Hip Hop classic

58) You get arrested and your drivers’ license reveals you’re not an 80’s Baby (you disappointed me Dwayne Carter)

59) You don’t think 2 of the 3 best players in the NBA got drafted in 2003

60) You’re signed to Koch

 

  • http://1st K.O.T.S.

    1ST BITCHES…

  • K.O.T.S.

    I SAID…..

    1ST BITCHES

  • BELIZE

    Isnt J.R. Writer a 80′s baby? And D-Block has Jae-Hood-He’s a 80′s baby too (unless he’s pilling a Lil Weezy)

    Good ish-Fuk dem 70′s babies…they still stuck watching M.A.S.H. re-runs

  • BELIZE

    *Pilling=Pulling..again im on that kush so excuse me….(fuk 1st by the way-shits lame now)

  • LOS

    Niggas mad at you. He pulled a Willie Lynch Card and everything. And what about Tricking?! Them niggas love that shit!

  • chills

    lol.sick you madd wild. i feel you on that though, but two of the greatest players of all time was drafting in the 1984 nba draft.

  • LBDII

    Shew I dont think Waye was born in the 70′s.

  • LBDII

    I meant wayne.

  • j[p]

    sickamore you fucking suck. what is this bullshit? what the fuck does this have to do with XXL? or rap music? or hip-hop? you been going on about this shit for two weeks or more. Im born in the 80′s and i can tell you a whole fucking bunch of transformers, KRS-one sucks, I could give a fuck less about “trap or die” or owning any shit as a testament to my identity or who i am. and as far as “belly” goes, that movie is classic bunch of crap. what makes that a hip-hop classic, its got DMX in it and shit? its a sorry ass movie, with sorry ass acting and a sorry ass plot. DMX was better in that movie with steven segal, which isn’t saying much. while your at it why dont you call “fresh Prince of BelAire” a hip-hop classic, thats got rappers in it, so does fucking “House Party” Get off your bullshit, the fuck makes you an authority on who’s eighties? stick to what you know, which isn’t the 80′s, you weren’t even in kindergarden when the 80′s got through with, that colors your perspective on what shit is truly 80′s , you can’t recollect this shit bc you weren’t alive for it, or you were too busy learning not to shit your pants, or chew your food good, tie your shoes and shit. how bout you take a break from the blogging and focus on the music

  • slap fire out a blog

    Im getting a little tired of the 70s baby bashing………..

  • e

    Props on the Donny Baseball card Sickamore

  • aa

    its gonna be real funny next week when Jay z stops giving himself headaches trying to figure out how to market tru life and he gets dropped due to the fact that every song he has put out since sickamore new new york tape has and is trash and he actually has to sign to Koch. Or maybe he can “cry” on another street dvd and get another deal.

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=YF7qZUDtGVk&mode=related&search=

  • http://www.xxlmag.com/?cat=29 noz

    man i don’t know if i can still cosign this 80s baby talk now that you brought donnie baseball into it.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    I don’t know what hell you just said, but Transformers was dope, Parrish Smith grew up like 8 blocks from me and went to my high school, I don’t own trap or die cuz crackheads are sad and broken people, I’ve never seen Belly, and last I checked AIDS didn’t give a fuck what decade you were born in. I was born in 1980, yet I’ve still managed to give a shit about things other than…well…anything you’ve ever written about.

  • http://www.trendsettazinc.com DJ Main Event

    from a personal perspective, i dont think 51,52 and 57 are all that fair.

    they still got transformers re-runs.

    havent been to NY in a decade, so the Speed thing is a no-go

    never seen Belly and the feedback off of that joint were “the first half was gangsta, second half was ehhh..”

    as for the 41-50, alot of that shit still happens and has SOME sort of relevance unless youre holding out on an AIDS cure.

    but im speaking for myself.

    now hit ‘em with the final reasons.

  • http://www.piercemattie.com The PR Pryncess

    C’mon, dawg!!!

    You’re mislead about us 70′s folk.

    I argue with dudes on the regular over the fact that Belly is, indeed a classic! The baby oil, Valdes Oil Slick crisis look on actors…man it was the shyt!

    Scoob and Scrap? My freakin heros!

    I gave out flyers at Speed prior to kickin it with my girls and a bottle of Tangeray.

    Transformers? What!!!! I make my son watch the damn thing (on several cable networks and via DVD)You can’t beat Robots in disguise! You’re right, though…I can’t call names (I’m really bad with names)

    You’re a mess…I’m looking forward to more reasons why you think we suck…we don’t. REALLY…we don’t! lol!

  • They Want EFX

    Every post confirms the immaturity, ignorance and lack of history that will keep someone like yourself from making a valuable contribution to hip-hop. You just don’t get it.

  • ayattolu

    i don’t know for yall but shoulda been there last night, that’s all i can say, i’ll say this though ma boy c uba is an 80′s baby word!

  • I Am A Hater

    Damn i was born in the 80′s but from alot of the shit that was on this list and past lists….damn i ain’t no 80′s baby.

    Oh well, the crackbabies might be coming up next, to kick everyone out hahahaha that would be funny. Losing your job to someone from the crackbaby era hahahaha.

    We all are doomed, if the crackbaby era takes over…….

  • Nay Nimley

    LoL @ KRS One. Why must we disrespect niggas that paved the way tho?? Deff coulda switched that with Ice Cube, I only hear old guys throw him in the loop. How about you know your not an 80s baby when you’ve seen a game Bo Jackson played in . . .LIVE.

  • Mean Jay Green

    Anybody who takes this serious has bigger problems than how they feel about a weblog (yeah I pulled the government name out)…

    I’m an 80′s baby but like most intelligent 80′s babies that I know care about more things than pop culture references that define our generation.

    Intelligent 80′s babies have a sense of history and understand that like works in cycles and it’s better to understand and learn from your history than to disrespect it.

  • Mean Jay Green

    I think Cube is Top 5 dead or alive

    and I saw Bo play live plenty of times….shit I saw the game that ended his career.

    When did it become cool to not remember anything from our past that made us who we are?

  • sassy

    hahahaha…u r a mess, but u right
    steph

  • DIYAH

    I’VE ONLY BEEN TO SPEED MAYBE 4 TIMES.

    MEGATRON, SOUNDWAVE, OPTIMUS PRIME, RED ALERT, GALVATRON, EVAC, RUNAMUCK, SIDEWAYS, AND THUNDERBLAST TO NAME A FEW TRANSFORMERS.

    I LOVE SCOOBY DOO.

    I DON’T OWN TRAP OR DIE.

    I’M NOT SURE IF BELLY IS A HIP-HOP CLASSIC, BUT IT’S AN ILL A$$ MOVIE.

    OH MY… DOES THIS MAKE ME A PARTIAL 70′S BABY…OH WELL THAT’S LIFE, I WANT TO DO MY THING AND GET BREAD LIKE THOSE 70′S BABIES THOUGH.

    ANYWAY LET’S MOVE ON TO A NEW CHAPTER AND MEND WHAT IS BROKEN.
    ONE LOVE DIYAH

    I REALLY DON’T KNOW MUCH AT ALL ABOUT BASKETBALL.

    BUT HONESTLY I THINK YOU MIGHT WANT TO LAY OFF THE 70′S BABIES, BECAUSE THEY MADE IT EASIER FOR US 80′S BABIES TO GET IN THE INDUSTRY, THEY OPENED SO MAY DOORS AND UTILIZED THEIR OPPORTUNITIES. AND I CAN ONLY PAY RESPECT TO THEM AND HOMAGE FOR THEIR INFLUENCE IN THE GAME. I THINK WE NEED TO STOP FOCUSING ON SO MAY PETY THINGS AND LETS MAKE THESE HITS.

  • http://www.sickamore.com Sickamore

    Y’all are buggin with Cube…he’s super relevant to 80′s Babies…KRS is just the angriest old schooler ever….thats why he doesnt get the love from the newer generations (70′s & 80′s Babies) like Rakim, Slick Rick, G Rap and Kane

    I love Donnie Baseball Noz…but those double plays in ’95 vs Seattle killed us! I never forgave him….truth be told tho ’94 was our year…freakin strike!

  • pop a poppa

    don’t EPMD have a “reunion” like
    every 5 years?

    so does the Transformer thing mean
    that Hot Rod from G-Unit ain’t an
    ’80s baby?

    yea that ’94 strike sucked… but it
    hurt anybody as bad as it did the
    Montreal Expos.

  • eauhellzgnaw

    “Belly” is a horrible movie. It’s about as classic as “Breakin 2.” You don’t have to be young to praise it; you just have to have bad taste.

    (You can do any Scoob and Scrap’s steps)

    “DIYAH Says:
    August 21st, 2006 at 12:34 am

    I LOVE SCOOBY DOO.”

    ^^^^^^^^

    Wow. Can’t blame the youngsters for not knowing this one, I guess.

  • Thor

    Aren’t 80ies babies mostly crack-babies…????

  • Thor

    and btw which fuckin truth will u gonna tell which children since u are an 80ies “baby” , too?

  • S.C. NaybaVille

    hey i’m offended with the switchin KRS wit Ice Cube, for the simple fact 6 year olds know who Cube in other words great success or impact on the music game, big screen etc.. pretty much speaks for itself. as far as transformers and all that if u still watchin those reruns that is sad, its way more shhh to do!! lol

    and Belly is a hiphop classic!! its in the archives wit Paid N Full, u already know what it iz!!

    and from what i saw growing up most crack babies were 70′s & 80′s babies, thats part of the reason gangbanging, drug selling, and the jail population was way out of control. That crack shit is sad…

    but another note Sick real relate to real.. do u!!

  • DJ Lucky Luke

    Damn, this blog got a nigga sleepy. I’m a take a nap on this bitch. Somebody wake me up after he gets to 80. G’Night!

  • http://www.myspace.com/writeonpointmagazine janice

    Sic, Belly was absolute s**t! how was that a Hip Hop classic??????

  • http://www.urbanology101.com The Critic

    Hey Can’t front on the EPMD comment. Belly was a classic for all the wrong reasons, and the last time I checked 2 out of 3 best WING players are from the 2003 draft, not players. Tim Duncan still plays. If Krs is not top five please do us all a favor and give us your top 5. T.I., Jeezy or Wayne should not be on that list. Oh and I do own Trap or Die.

  • http://myspace.com/cirespot Bowser da Boss

    I Dont know about this one sick. (81′ holla) first off, I’ve never been to NY so I dont know speed, the transformers was the shit. What the hell are you talking about. You should get your 80s baby pass revoked for that right there, and how the hell are you gonna get on scooby doo? Trap or Die is whatever, I’m tired of Jeezies lame bars and catchy ad libs, and I still havent heared it. You seem to be alienating a lot of the 80s kids that were in agreeance with you before on this blog. How you gon Shit on Donny Mat doggie? Respect the old school sick, we would’nt be here with out it. And dont act like you wont see the transformer movie when it drops next summer….. 07.04.07

  • http://www.sickamore.com Sickamore

    Bowser da Boss Says:
    August 21st, 2006 at 9:49 am

    I Dont know about this one sick. (81′ holla) first off, I’ve never been to NY so I dont know speed, the transformers was the shit. What the hell are you talking about. You should get your 80s baby pass revoked for that right there, and how the hell are you gonna get on scooby doo?

    Scoob and Scrap are the background dancers for Big Daddy Kane…You’re officially an 80′s Baby with that comment

    Damn, I’m starting to feel old now

  • DIYAH

    First of all BELLY,IN MY OPINION was a good movie, like I said I don’t know about it being a hip-hop classic, but it was a gazillion times better than Killa Season(80′s baby movie), and I am not a crackbaby and neither are my brother 83′ or sister 86′. In fact all the old stuff is coming back out, except my girl PUNKY BREWSTER(some real 80′s baby $hit), HELLO KITTY, STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE, THUNDERCATS, SUPERMAN, SPIDERMAN, FANTASTIC FOUR, AND THAT IS JUST TO NAME A FEW 80′S BABY THINGS THAT ARE BACK AND HAVE BEEN BACK FOR SOME TIME NOW. NOW THEY GOT WELCOME BACK KOTTER ON, THE JEFFERSONS, WHICH REALLY NEVER WENT OFF, THEY ALWAYS HAD MARATHONS, OR AIRED IT ON CABLE. LONG STORY SHORT, WHAT I THINK PEOPLE MEAN ABOUT BEING AN 80′S BABY, IS THAT THEY WERE ONLY TEENS IN THE 8O’S, WHICH IS USUALLY THE BEST YEARS OF PEOPLES LIVES, SO THEY FEEL LIKE THEY GREW UP IN OUR ERA AS WELL, WE WERE JUST BORN WHEN THEY STARTED PARYTING.
    AND AS FOR SCOOBY DOO HE’S STILL ON TOO, I’M AN ADULT THAT LIKES CARTOONS FROM TIME TO TIME, AND THAT IS NOT NO YOUNG PEOPLE THING, I KNOW PLENTY ADULTS,60′S BABIES THAT LIKE TO WATCH CARTOONS OFTEN.

  • Mr.Me

    Sick you made him mad cuz dude was sayin he wanted to scrap wit you..lol..Sick you probably to scared an pretty (no Bapes hoodies) to shoot the fair 1 wit that white dude. We got you though. Atleast this gimmicky “divide & conquer” thing you got goin aint regional.

  • icon

    Boooooooooo…you’s a cornball, Trickasswhore

  • SY Young

    51) You’ve never been to Speed.
    nope dont live in NY.

    52) You can name more than 2 Transformers.
    hot rod optimus prime and that dude that folded up into a mixtape dont know his name tho.

    53) You can do any Scoob and Scrap’s steps. yup can do the whole aint no half stepping routine with my cuz.

    54) You don’t own Trap Or Die.
    i downloaded it.. but i dont know how many people hold onto mixtape for a long period of time.

    55) You’ll be attending the EPMD reunion concert…….I can’t front though, I’ll be there too.ill be there with my fisherman hat on.

    56) Your top 5 dead or alive has KRS-One.
    umm big, rakim krs-one. yup.. and just because hes angry doesnt have anything to do with the fact that he could still till this day lyrically castrate any 80s baby..

    57) You don’t think Belly is a Hip Hop classic. belly was a classic for its unintentional humor and terrible acting. t-boz-” sincere you want to go to africa, africa is far!” no shit.

    nas-”kiesh what u want me to do quite and sit around starving *all while sounding like hes taking a shit*” dude had 3 lexus in his drive way.. and how come dmx had so much more money than nas, i guess only a dumb 80s baby would belive u could have a manison in long island off of robbing night clubs.. hell theres only like 7 in ny worth robbing so what did they do that every week.

    58) You get arrested and your drivers’ license reveals you’re not an 80’s Baby (you disappointed me Dwayne Carter)
    . nope born in 83 baby.

    59) You don’t think 2 of the 3 best players in the NBA got drafted in 2003.
    no only 1 of them was. i dont mess with d.wade.

    60) You’re signed to Koch.
    nope i chose to go with asylum.

  • icon

    I wonder who cornball’s top five is…Jeezy, TI, Young Joc, Young Dro, Lil Wayne, and Lil Scrappy?

  • icon

    Bitchawhore’s corny comments sound really specific, like they only apply to him and his sister circle. How you gonna deny KRS One? I’ll bet he’s on the ultimate 70s baby (Tupac)’s dick, though

  • http://xxl 2liveanddieinGA

    the 80′s babies are the crack babies

  • http://xxlmag.com Kibwe88

    Sickamore your just a mad dude all true niggas from the 70′s knows belly’s a classic, The teacher KRS One is a living legend… all you 80′s babies is stuck on platinum and donot understand what conscious rap is? or who malcolm X is you all just think its a street name lames. Thats why all you Jayz dick riders are all stuck on the bling rap and do not respect Nas the true king or leader of NYC or all of hip-hop! What!

  • http://myspace.com/djsyncity syncity

    lol @ koch…..so true !

  • eh

    I think the club was spelled “Speeed”

  • Miami Monica

    Belly is a Hip Hop CLASSIC! Nice one Sick! ;-)

  • http://www.xxlmag.com/?cat=29 noz

    “truth be told tho ‘94 was our year…freakin strike!”

    i never recovered. i think the last time i was in yankee stadium was one of the last games before that shit hit and i haven’t really been able to care about that sport since.

    learning at a young age that all your heroes are greedy bastards is a very 80s baby experience, no?

  • ny

    Sick you bodied that nigga man. just giving u some props one 80′s baby to another. (’86 muh fuckas!)

  • 5 STAR X-E-Q-SHUN

    Answer(s) to #52 – Allow me 2 give a list of the original transformers(cant remember ‘em all tho)
    Autobots – optimus prime, omega supreme, red alert, blue streak, smoke screen, bumblebee, jazz, inferno, hoist, jet fire, ironhide, prowl, mirage, hound, wheeljack, top spin, twin twist, beach comber, cosmos, grimlock(dinobot), slag(dinobot), swoop(dinobot), snarl(dinobot), metroplex
    Decepticons – megatron, shockwave, soundwave, starscream, thrust, dirge, thundercracker, mixmaster(constructicon), hook(constructicon), scavenger(constructicon), astrotrain(triplechanger), blitzwing(triplechanger), bombshell(insecticon), rumble(casette),
    unicron
    go to http://www.tranformers.com to get the entire list starting from the original series

  • http://www.honorablemedia.com honorable

    what happened to your boy eskay at nahright.com

    man, you might want to find a new job because Atlantic Records is losing all street cred.

  • Profit

    No disrespect to the 70′s babies, but it’s your time to go. Hip hop is almost dead (commercially). Move on and deal with it already.

  • Profit

    Real hip hop died with Puffy and Mase.

  • Profit

    You niggas better go underground.

  • Profit

    (by the way, sorry for mentioning “real hip hop” and “Puffy” in the same sentence…)

  • twerkolator

    ^^”The baby oil, Valdes Oil Slick crisis look on actors”

    man that shit made me bust out laughing – at work!

    anyway, about the lil wayne shit: don’t y’all think it’s possible the cops or someone at the Fulton County Jail made a mistake about his birthdate when they booked him? i’m just saying, it is possible. i got a traffic ticket in miami and they wrote down my entire driver’s license number incorrectly (which explains why i still haven’t paid that shit).

    police make mistakes and they aren’t always the sharpest knives in the drawer anyway (maybe that’s why they’re cops). and the clerks at the jail? fuggedaboutit…

  • http://xxxclusiveclothing.com gusbus

    whats poppin sickamore and xxlmag fans….the 80s babies are taking over the game and i always read the 80′s baby topics and all that good ish.

    me being a 80s baby myslef, i just wanted everybody to check out the offcial 80′s baby tees at xxxclusiveclothing.com

    hottest new clothing line to hit the streets. get em’ while they last!

  • >>>>>>>>>>>ROC

    yo sickamore..how the fuck u get time 2 A&R and fukin blog and comment all the time………..don’t fuck up that saigon shit…niggaz really wanna hear that shit…..stop slackin…get on ur grind

  • Mrs Damian Marley

    When did it become cool to not remember anything from our past that made us who we are?

    That’s just it, the “eighties babies” babies mistake ignorance for for coolness, just like they mistake swagger for skill. But watch out because the 90′s babies are even worse. -1977

  • The Chef

    80s babies had less daddies then we did, so chances are anybody born in the 80s learned what they know from a 70s or a 60s baby. Meaning we raised ya’ll niccas! Don’t disrespect the knowledge you emulate/follow like religion. 1976 niccas!

  • gutta

    i wonder how many more artists are lying about there age, i would like to know who..whats good sick? where the inside dirt

  • tone lo

    Man lisiten…..this 80s baby stuff is gettin out of hand…I never heard 1 person talk 80s babies tell my nigga lexx 9eleven spit that crack on his track 80s baby. Now all of a sudden u got every1 talkin about 80s baby this 80s baby that hip hop is getting wack people takin other niggas word tryin to stunt like its there’s…..well its a new day if u really want to know where it came from…well here it is straight out of Queens money mafia the gang ATM the click n that boy lexx 9eleven given yall that crack request 80s baby on hot 97 if you really want to know if u a 80s baby.
    O yea can’t forget the movement Touchdown production & ENT. Ask about us its QU the home of the 80s babies!!!!

  • lashon

    u 80′s babies will never amount to shyt, because u won’t get an education. you dumb ass niggas

  • buggin_out

    I”m posting this on all 4 parts to clear up the confusion:

    “80s baby” is a term whose meaning got misconstrued, sort of like the term “hip-hop”. It originally meant someone who was a preteen or teenager in the 80s and actually experienced and participated in the youth culture of that time. That being said, those that were of age to be an “80s baby” in its original sense were mostly born in the 1970s and late 1960s.

    The term was misappropriated and adopted by those born in the 1980s with their ascension to adulthood. As communication is more about getting your point across than hard and fast rules and semantics and since the new meaning of the term is more prevalent at this point in time, we original 80s babies would do well to concede the term to our younger counterparts.