Mr. Dash Needs Some Spice In His Life

If you have been following Dame for the past months you will know that it’s pretty safe to say that he is officially in window licking territory. For those of you who don’t know what I mean by that, I would like to now refer you to a picture of Consequence. I will leave it up to you to figure the rest out.

I can’t continue to ignore the fact that he’s quickly beginning to look like he just finished sitting on a window ledge munching on paint chips. My soul is aching for the old Dame to make his own come back. He once was a man who sprayed video bitch—models with Cristal while performing a miraculous jig at the same time. So amazing. Now the nigga has been reduced to looking like an extra in “I Am Sam”. Damn.

Last week he showed up to the Los Angeles premiere of “Shadowboxer” on crutches. While I’m not sure where his injuries stem from, I would like to imagine that Rachel is the source of his pain. She looks like she is the type to lean on a nigga and push him down a flight of stairs. Well?

I am calling for a national day of prayer. If things don’t start to change soon, this is what we will have to look forward to at the 2025 Source Awards ceremony. And I don’t like it one bit.

  • http://www.myspace.com/charliedafukka Charlie

    Don’t forget Dame Dash found some of today’s greatest rap artists. Kanye, Cam’ron, etc.

  • http://xxlmag.com Bol

    Hilarious shit.

  • beast

    Indeed

  • Meka Soul

    lol at “window licker.” everything i need to know, i learn from xxlmag.com

  • Belize

    HAAAAA…LMFAO FRESH…1,000,000 REASONS WHY I IM GONNA PAY CHILD SUPPORT FOR OUR LITTLE CRAP OF JOY…

  • http://xxlmag.com exo

    great. first “belly style,” now “window licker.”

    i’ll never figure any of this shit out.

  • e

    LOL funny shit

  • john cochran

    YOU A CRAZY BOL YO.

  • Sonny Cheeba

    wow, and i like Dame…

  • http://www.honorablemedia.com/blog Honorable

    HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHA.

    HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH.

    *sigh*

    HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

  • joseph

    Fresh you know you wrong for this 1, who the hell styled him in the 2nd picture? I havent seen anyone under 70 rock eye glasses that big in years.

  • Belize

    YO WHO IZ THAT OLD NIGGA? DAMES’S GRANDPA? INQUIRING MINDS ARE BAFFLED!

  • http://www.myspace.com/e_clectic_soul ~EclecticSoul~

    “I can’t continue to ignore the fact that he’s quickly beginning to look like he just finished sitting on a window ledge munching on paint chips.”

    BAAAAAAAAHHAHHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAA… YOU AINT LYIN!!!

  • Gritz

    He is looking a little we-tar-did!!!!
    He ain’t been right since he and Jigga fell out!! This nigga used to be so beautiful!

  • Corinne

    You know, my mom had the same glasses before she got contacts…that was a very long time ago people.

  • mymorex09

    Fresh, did you say “I Am Sam” extra?

    I.Am.Dead.

    and you posting that “flowers for algernon” looking picture of him helped kill me.

    Phew! This is a breath of fresh (pun intended) air. i hope the stans don’t find out about this site, we won’t be able to get a comment in edgewise……

  • Tha muhfuckin Rapture

    Window licker.

    Deceased.

  • big rizz

    hater. the nigga still caked up beyond belief. Just because you aint in the spotlight doesnt mean he aint doing his thing.Rocawear’s clothing has sucked ass since he left and Rocafell has been an afterthought.

  • INTERSCOPE JACKSON

    mwHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA

  • Danja29

    LMAO @ Mymorex for that “Flowers For Algernon” comment.

  • Prince of the South

    He need to quit crying about getting raped by Jay and get his hustle on. How is he the Ultimate Hustler when he was the one who got hustled?

  • http://www.myspace.com/kracktheking KR

    LMAO

  • Julia_Claudine_Deveraux

    Between the visual of Dame eating paint chips and the Flowers for Algernon reference…I’m fucking wasted! LMAO

    FREE DAME DASH! *pumps fist into the air and walks away*

  • starbucks

    He once was a man who sprayed video bitch—models with Cristal while performing a miraculous jig at the same time. LMAO

  • Fernando

    Was that fool wearing a mouth-guard in that picture link??? WTF is wrong with this cat? He looks like an old math teacher from Sanford & Son. Jay-Z is tappin Beyonce and this fool is lickin windows!!ha ha ha h

  • DocZeus

    I think he’s just depressed. I would be to if I went from running one of the most successful rap labels and fucking Aaliyah in her prime to being blackballed by the industry. Dame needs to get his swagger back.

  • SCORPIO1970

    It is not easy being a self-proclaimed “cake-aholic” when you are no longer associated with the Best Rapper Alive. Dame is a talent-less asshole who is getting what he deserves. People only dealt with him because they had to for accessing Jay. He is still rich so I don’t care about him or his future. Free Beanie! I don’t want him on KOCH with damn Jim Jones.

  • brown

    Fresh needs a life.

  • Sparty

    Fresh is awesome! I can’t believe she finds this shit all the time.

    The comment about Dame looking like an old ass math teacher had me lmao!
    He does look like a fool. All we can do is pray for him. Bless his heart!

  • http://XXL.COM hate you

    XXL SUCKS BENZINO ONE.

  • StreetMathNYC

    that’s fucked up lmao

  • http://www.myspace.com/MikeDaleyBeats Mike D from Chicago

    kanye met jay before dumbass Dame, get ur shit straight before u try to give a wack hasbeen credit for shit he dont deserve. dame wouldnt be shit without jay, jay would still be the best rapper ever without ugly ass dame. what happend with DDMG??? HAHAHAHAHHA whos really the joe camel of the rap business