Jimmy & Khia: No Soap For You

Whenever a new Jim Jones picture pops up in circulation, I feel the sudden urge to break out my wet wipes and rub my monitor and keyboard down. As I mentioned earlier today, he always looks like he just finished up making dirt angels on the side of the road. He keeps showing up to these Hip-Hop Summit town hall meetings looking like he has been rummaging in Harlem garbage. I don’t know why the good Dr. Ben doesn’t forewarn him.

Capo needs to realize that his gangsta privileges in the hood won’t be revoked if he takes daily showers. Don’t give me that “hustlin’ same clothes for days” shit either. It’s summer time, bitches! Heat and sweaty balls do not mix.

While I’m on the subject of people who look like they haven’t bathed since the late ’90s, Khia has been driving my side of the internet crazy lately. The video for her single “Snatch the Cat Back” plays like a space age PSA about the dangers of sexually transmitted diseases.

After my initial viewing my vulva started to immediately ache something awful.

But it’s not the shitty video that has been producing hot threads on hip-hop message boards; its what she had to say about other female rappers in the August 2006 edition of XXL.

How can you be a queen when you are being pimped by a bunch of niggas? All of ‘em, Foxy and Jay-Z, Lil’ Kim and Biggie, Shawnna and DTP, Mia X and No Limit. Every big female artists that ever came out, came out under a man. How can you claim to hold the crown like that?

Oh really? She also had some less than nice things to say about Miss Miami.

Oh, yes, Trina, uh, uh. I don’t do her. I feel when you look at Trina, you lookin’ at sex. Most of her fans are men that wanna fuck. Every time you see Trina, she half-naked, or in her video she talking about being a female pimp. At her shows, she’s lap dancing and kissing girls. No female fans don’t wanna see that. She’s catering to what men wanna see. She’s just an entertainer. When I look at her, I just see a whore. I don’t want my daughter being nothing like Trina.

Ah shit, the Diamond Princess is going to break out the Crayola crayons and legal pad soon. I smell a possible diss record in the future. She better call Coach Carter first so he can meet her at the studio to help her fill in the blanks.

In Khia’s defense I will say that she did bring up some valid points during her interview. But the pot called the kettle black more than once. Plus it’s fucking Khia we’re talking about. When I look at her I don’t exactly see Mother Theresa.

However, please trust and believe she doesn’t give two shits about what other people think. Check out the ignorance below.

Khia “I’ve Been Called A Bitch”

  • john cochran

    Stop hatin on Jones, when you got money you can do whatever the fuck you want.

  • Jazmyne

    LOL @ Jim dirt angels. He does look dirty as hell. He needs to take some of that money and buy some soap.

  • john cochran

    NAH, I WANNA TAKE THAT BACK. HE NEED TO GET HIS BRIADS DONE.

  • raul

    damn, fresh your post be funny as hell

  • INTERSCOPE JACKSON

    Capo needs to realize that his gangsta privileges in the hood won’t be revoked if he takes daily showers. Don’t give me that “hustlin’ same clothes for days” shit either. It’s summer time, bitches! Heat and sweaty balls do not mix.

    Muhahahahahahahaahahahahaaaaa funny but very true
    Muhaahahahahahahahhahahahaha

  • Meka Soul

    is it me, or is jim jones looking more & more like a homeless hell’s angel reject? you’d think with all that money his dip set “movement” makes, he’d at least can afford a chick who can cornrow his hair more than once every 6 months.

    rick ross + uterus = khia. enough said.

  • http://rockthedub.blogspot.com khal

    khia aint got no ass.

  • Belize

    TELL EM WHY U MAD BABY….

  • http://sofurious.blogspot.com MiamiGreg

    Yeah, Jimmy. The 15 year old velcro braids don’t work. With all the Dipset groupies you have I know one of them bitches can do hair. Take care of that.

    Khia is beyond dirty. That bitch is decomposed. Looks like when she snatched the cat back it brought some mange along with it. Boo.

  • Brown Skinned

    HI-DAMN-LARIOUS. I laughed my a$$ off about Jim Jones. That nigga looks like he smells like a mixture of weed and hot mud. I see this nigga ain’t let money change him.

  • http://myspace.com/doclafamilia doc

    khia’s got a point. even though she isnt the most lyrical in the game…u cant be the queen….following behind no man. khia makes her own moves, and her own money. everyone else is getting nigga pennies.

  • yes

    yep, they are pretty damn dirty

  • MiamiGreg

    Yeah, Jimmy. The 15 year old velcro braids don’t work. With all the Dipset groupies you have I know one of them bitches can do hair. Take care of that.

    Khia is beyond dirty. That bitch is decomposed. Looks like when she snatched the cat back it brought some mange along with it. Boo.

  • bkhustla

    that bitch looks so fuckin diiirrrtttyyy!

  • bkhustla

    god dam! what nigga was so fuckin desperate for some ass he had to skeet skeet in that?

  • jenali

    This really made my day lol. I laughed so hard reading it. Jim Jones could easily pass for a homeless man if he removed the jewelry. Why he doesn’t get someone to rebraid his hair is beyond me. And Khia….lol is a hot mess.

  • The Business

    LOL!!!!!! Fresh, yousa foo!! Keep it up, girl!

  • THAT_BOY_NOAH

    YO I ALWAYS THOUGHT THE SAME SHIT TOO! HAHA!!!!! DAMN THIS DUDE PUT HIM ON BLAST!!

  • Endora Black

    Now that was an entertaining read. I’m really not feeling Jim’s fuzzy braids it looks like he has a head full of sock lint. Khia looks like her breath smells like boiled baby poo. I’ve never seen a person who’s aura gives off the stink, stank, stunk vibe….I kinda like what she’s saying in her song in reference to not giving a damn about anyone who’s not supporting her financially.

  • big rizz

    How the fuck you hatin on a nigga doing bigger things than you? Why do you even care that a nigga bathes? This nigga probably bathes in diamonds retarded ass haters!I aint a hater on a nigga doing his thing and getting money, showing hood niggas theres other ways out the hood. But of course ya’ll got hate in ya blood, but wouldnt say none of that shit to the niggas face.

  • Tha muhfuckin Rapture

    Ya man look like he reeks of sour socks, month-old heiniken, an buss-off. Khia? wow. Troglodyte. Google it , niggas. That bitch look like her pussy gives standing ovations. Also, Google “the clap”. Soon you’ll understand.

  • DocZeus

    Good lord, Khia just looks….eww.

  • nessa

    “…he always looks like he just finished up making dirt angels on the side of the road”

    so fuckin funny i can’t deal.

  • http://www.mikenice.com/ Mike Nice

    “Whenever a new Jim Jones picture pops up in circulation, I feel the sudden urge to break out my wet wipes and rub my monitor and keyboard down. As I mentioned earlier today, he always looks like he just finished up making dirt angels on the side of the road.”

    That’s hilarious! Please someone, start a blog that posts nothing but pictures of Jim Jones looking grimey. That would attract tons of traffic.

  • http://www.myspace.com/kracktheking KR

    By far your blogs are always the most entertaining. Your colleagues should definitely contemplate stepping their game up.

  • TARA

    Fresh, you are too funny.

  • I Am A Hater

    Word though, Jim does need to invest in a shower though. Or atleast take a dip in the ocean or something.

  • pop a poppa

    fresh you a fool
    dirt angels? lol
    for real though jim jones is like a couple days of not showerin’ away from lookin’ like the bloated d’angelo
    dip, dip, dipset your feet in some water homie
    lol its all luv tho jj
    i rock dipset all day
    khia is crazy if she think she ain’t doin’ the same fuckin’ thing trina doin’

  • kasen poh pistols

    how true is it? heard KHIA got aids or sum

  • Ogeezy

    Yall gotta understand, Jim gotta to try to look tough everywhere he goes since he got dropped at the Rucker(one hitter quitter), and Khia is the revenge of the crackbabies.

  • Killer

    All y’all niiggaz posts hate on the Dips. I ain’t a fan of theirs, but get a life. Y’all niggaz is faggots.

  • man

    khia look like road kill

  • ralo .badlands

    when ur wrist wear in finger wear is up like one eye willies who gives a fuck with u got on that speaks 4 every thing but i guess yall is to stupid to dig it !!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • H-man

    Why’s Jim Jones holdin a roll of ass wipe???? lolol

  • dirtysout’mixtapebumpa

    Khia right about trina but she sayin dat cuz she ugly as hell wit no ass. if u took the watch and ice,bling,w/e u call it jim looks like a bum in dat pic, imagin dat nigga washin yo window, but i’m not a bitch/gay so i don’t care how anotha nigga look, as long as they dressd.

  • Mrs.Jones

    SHE’S FUCKIN WACK.I DONT KNO WHY MY HUBBY IS FUCKIN WIT HER THAT BITCH NEEDS TO STOP AND GETTING ON TRINA.HATIN ON HER AINT GONNA GET U ANY ATTENTION…YUP U IZ A BITCH AND U SAY U AINT A HOE YEA U IZ!

    bZ UP DIPSET EASTSIDE….BYRDGANG!

  • http://www.facebook.com bama

    I NO HER PUSSY STANK AND HER TEETH ARE RIOTING

  • LUCY

    Jim Jones iz sexy az hell but…..n dat pic he does look durty!
    on the otha hand Khia is a nasty, durty bitch & don’t nobody want to suck her stinkkin’ azz pussy durty bitch, she wack, and she can never sell like miss Trina so eye don’t no y she dissed her like she hot or somethin’ and F.Y.I. Khia everyone calls yo azz a hoe BITCH!!!!!!!

  • SMARTASS

    ROFLMAO! YALL WAS STRAIGHT OUT FUNNY! THAT NIGGA DOES LOOK LIKE A FUCKIN BUM RIGHT NOW!

  • Who

    dis shit is wack as fuck!!!!!!!!!!

  • Da trillest

    lol but i do like khias song tho

  • http://NETZERO MSMIXEDPHILLY

    CRACKHEAD*WACK BITCH = KHIA
    HOL UP IS KHIA FUCKIN W/ JIM JONES?

  • Kim

    khia is not on Tina’s level..Khia had q song.. My neck, my back and we have not heard anything from her sense..She claims to be the Queen of The South,she has not put in any work to deserve to be called the queen of the south…She need publicity to get her name out there so why not aim at Lil’Kim, Trina and the rest of the females rap artist.. Not to mention she look nasty, where does she shop…She looks dirty…I listen to her song hit’em up sounds like she has a thing for Baby…Khia’s nothing she want last..Trina don’t need to waster her time with her…Trina may be hood but she is doing her thing…

  • lil mama

    jim jones need to stop smoking its geting to him cant yall tell and khia need to sit down i would be ashame to reappear after that neck and my back song.

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  • Terresa

    Khia is a dirty foot don’t let the money fool ya. She rep the hood cuz she don’t have a choice in the matter everything that she saying about Trina can be said about her only worse. Straight form Tampa now tell that. She look worse in the projects. What was Trick think Trina or Khia?
    TRINA!!! look at the difference

  • Itneededtobesaid

    Khia know T-Town cant stand her dirty ass. She raps about what she has done and put it in her lyrics and really she is talking about her self. That y she was rep’n the ATL. She don’t want her hoe hop’n stories to get out. Hollywood couldn’t help her ulgy azz!!! And that body… I c y she wear sheets I would to if my body was made wrong

  • Miss Thang

    Khia is a dirty foot don’t let the money fool ya. She rep the hood cuz she don’t have a choice in the matter everything that she saying about Trina can be said about her only worse. Straight form Tampa now tell that. She look worse in the projects. What was Trick think Trina or Khia?
    TRINA!!! look at the difference

  • REDGURL

    JIM JONES IS A DIRTY AZZ BITCH

  • Crazy J

    Stop hatin on Jones, when you got money you can do whatever the fuck you want.
    ______________________________________
    Well tell that nigga to use some money and take a fucking bath !!!

  • Trae Bizzo

    He look like he stay in one of those burnt buildings in harlem.dirty ass dude man.

  • Trae Bizzo

    I wonder what his girls look like.
    Scratch that, no i don’t

  • http://WWW.YOUTUBE.COM mannyworld33

    go to youtube and type in dipset the movie, it’s funny as hell and it also touches on this very topic, lmao!

  • http://myspace.com/spikeyq Q

    dang!! Khia song should have been named: I have been dirtier than a bitch

  • moosie

    bitch jim jones worried bout that cake he can get his hair did anytime. so migreg and mikasoul get up

  • 93 Misery

    Ayo More Or LEss.. Khia is Uuuuhg..anyway… My Son Jim wake up N go to the store n buy outfits…like he keep it gully… the stuff he be wearin kost way more than what some of u n ikkas be wearin… like he get his swagg on.. Dont Be mad Man.. Harlem Is Trend In Its Own…always has been.. think bout the 1920′s…. No squares allowed… do a full 360 cirlce u bish ass nikkas.. ya dig… 4 and better homie

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