It’s Jimmy!

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Maybe it’s just ‘cause I’m in DVD mode coming off that Game shit, but I can’t get enough of this Jim Jones A Day in The Fast Life. I knew when we he shined on ego trip’s Race-o-Rama series that the Capo belonged in front of and not behind the camera. When is BET gonna holla at our boy? In the meantime, in-between time, here are my favorite quotes from this must see DVD.

“Some say I’m livin’ like James Dean.”
—Jim Jones lets us know the madness is about to begin.

“He about to catch one. And I just want to be around to help him. I’ma say ‘Go homeboy.’”
—Kevin Liles biggin’ up his young exec.

“My stats are not good enough over there?”
—Jim Jones passionately pleading his case for a cover to XXL’s own Vanesssa Satten.

“A dice game might break out and you need five stacks at least to play with us.”
—Jim playing big bank take little bank with DJ Kay Slay and some Asylum execs.

“You got ten thousand in your pocket right now to show me? I bet I got ten in my pocket to show you.”
—Jim tries in vein to get his godson Lil Norm to walk the straight and narrow.

“Who gave you them hats?… If you say you got them from Cam. You got them from the right person nigga.”
—Jim makes sure a Harlem clothing store’s Dipset caps are official.

“Whatever dudes is doing that they ain’t got no business doing, I’ma make sure that ain’t what they ain’t gonna be doing.”
—One of Jim’s goonies’ Black A Don lets you know that you ain’t want no problems.

“Ain’t no homo shit over here. I’m just happy I met you.”
—A convenience store Stan allows Jim and his crew to pillage his place.

“Guess you could call us something like Bonnie and Clyde. If you want.”
—Jim shows off his significant other, Chrissy.

“Juice it up, nigga… I’m on some Tiananmen Square shit out here.”
—Jim Jones upset about not being let inside a club.

“I’ma give you a wedgie. You fat muthafucka… I knew you was a fagott. Sticking your tongue out at men.”
—Jim goes loco bananas on hip-hop cop Derrick Parker who’s working as club security.

“This is what it looks like when I’m pissed off. Pretty much, no one can do anything about it. I want in. Seriously.”
—Tired of door politics, Jim and his crew bumrush the club on another night.

“Even gangstas like to have fun. So you know, took the whole office out—plus the goons. Dipset in the building. And we tore up the bowling alleys.”
—Jim’s a horrible bowler but he knows how to have a good time.

“Don’t tell nobody you seen me crying.”
—Conscious Jones lets his guard down in front of a group of kids.

“You put lotion on my feet.”
—Dipset exec Big Joe terrorizing video hoes.

“Bitch had me cryin’ and shit boss man. On some Frankie Lymon shit.”
—After an all-nighter in Miami, Dipset singer Max B vents about some domestic problems back home.

“We refuse to be prisoners of our own fame.”
—Hey paparazzi, let my nigga breathe when you see him.

  • illpo

    Why cant he rap like that?

  • http://rockthedub.blogspot.com khal

    word illpo… if jim rapped like he spoke, he’d be the man.

  • Sonny Cheeba

    Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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  • http://www.myspace.com/therapistmusic Therapist

    i gotta admit… seeing his dvd gave me a respect for jim jones i would have never thought i could have…

    as a rapper? nigga is a clown, a joke

    as a businessman/person- i can rock wit em’

  • http://UG-RS.com Tyler

    yea’ dude be comin’ off mad hard without a mic in his hand ya’ dig . . so he should stick wit’ ‘dat type of shit cause ain’t nothing wrong wit’ ‘dat. . Ask Puffy ’bout ‘dat. But for the real street shit. .holla at: http://www.myspace.com.marcmaysrockandrollthug
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  • Belize

    If this nigga raped as he spoke he’d be MOP

  • I Am A Hater

    He had some funny quotes. He deserves his own t.v. show, becuz in those interviews he’s one funny mother fucker! Ya dig? Ya smell me? Ya dig?

  • http://www.honorablemedia.com Honorable

    only if his raps were as good as his quotes

  • Lee

    this is the first time i did not like your blog eic.
    it sucks and jim jones can’t rap is not a good exec,
    The former def jam exec’s should not have giving him a job or have let him in the building in the first place.

  • http://www.camronistrash.com vS

    Jim Jones or anyone else affiliated with Dipset is trash, except for maybe J.R. and Juels…everyone else gets the write off. Jim Jones does nothing but say ignorant things all day, he’s a firestarter…talks trash about wanting to see people throwing stuff when he’s got a hundred of his “goonies” around…wack

  • curse58

    the nigga jimmy jones is the truth in front the mic and camera he’s a top five rapper dead or alive so all you others stop hatting

  • ralo .badlands

    stop hating on the buhl yall dick eaters no homo!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Mrs.Jones

    ITS HIS WIFE RIGHT HERE AND THANKS FOR ALL THE SUPPORT AND THA HATERS. AND JIM IS DOING HIS THANG LIKE ALWAYS SO DONT BE HATIN ON HIM.HIS DVD IS HOT AND FUCKIN BET AND MTV BOTH NEED TO HOLLA AT HIM ASAP!!!!!!!!!!…Bz UP DIPSET EASTSIDE..BYRDGANG!

  • Antonio

    can some1 tell me the name of the songs that were played during the movie? like the 1 when they was in the club it goes liek ” max can i roll with you” and the 1 were their in the bowling alley? ive been looking for a while soo some1 please help me out. thanks

  • http://meson hahaaha

    lmao max called him boss man?