Maybe it’s just ‘cause I’m in DVD mode coming off that Game shit, but I can’t get enough of this Jim Jones A Day in The Fast Life. I knew when we he shined on ego trip’s Race-o-Rama series that the Capo belonged in front of and not behind the camera. When is BET gonna holla at our boy? In the meantime, in-between time, here are my favorite quotes from this must see DVD.
“Some say I’m livin’ like James Dean.”
—Jim Jones lets us know the madness is about to begin.
“He about to catch one. And I just want to be around to help him. I’ma say ‘Go homeboy.’”
—Kevin Liles biggin’ up his young exec.
“My stats are not good enough over there?”
—Jim Jones passionately pleading his case for a cover to XXL’s own Vanesssa Satten.
“A dice game might break out and you need five stacks at least to play with us.”
—Jim playing big bank take little bank with DJ Kay Slay and some Asylum execs.
“You got ten thousand in your pocket right now to show me? I bet I got ten in my pocket to show you.”
—Jim tries in vein to get his godson Lil Norm to walk the straight and narrow.
“Who gave you them hats?… If you say you got them from Cam. You got them from the right person nigga.”
—Jim makes sure a Harlem clothing store’s Dipset caps are official.
“Whatever dudes is doing that they ain’t got no business doing, I’ma make sure that ain’t what they ain’t gonna be doing.”
—One of Jim’s goonies’ Black A Don lets you know that you ain’t want no problems.
“Ain’t no homo shit over here. I’m just happy I met you.”
—A convenience store Stan allows Jim and his crew to pillage his place.
“Guess you could call us something like Bonnie and Clyde. If you want.”
—Jim shows off his significant other, Chrissy.
“Juice it up, nigga… I’m on some Tiananmen Square shit out here.”
—Jim Jones upset about not being let inside a club.
“I’ma give you a wedgie. You fat muthafucka… I knew you was a fagott. Sticking your tongue out at men.”
—Jim goes loco bananas on hip-hop cop Derrick Parker who’s working as club security.
“This is what it looks like when I’m pissed off. Pretty much, no one can do anything about it. I want in. Seriously.”
—Tired of door politics, Jim and his crew bumrush the club on another night.
“Even gangstas like to have fun. So you know, took the whole office out—plus the goons. Dipset in the building. And we tore up the bowling alleys.”
—Jim’s a horrible bowler but he knows how to have a good time.
“Don’t tell nobody you seen me crying.”
—Conscious Jones lets his guard down in front of a group of kids.
“You put lotion on my feet.”
—Dipset exec Big Joe terrorizing video hoes.
“Bitch had me cryin’ and shit boss man. On some Frankie Lymon shit.”
—After an all-nighter in Miami, Dipset singer Max B vents about some domestic problems back home.
“We refuse to be prisoners of our own fame.”
—Hey paparazzi, let my nigga breathe when you see him.