If You Don’t Know About Me


Either I’m:

A) Still shellshocked from the fallout of Etherfest ’06(a).

B) Part hispter and/or anglophile.

c) Steadfastly unimpressed with you Yanks.

At any rate, I’m finding Plan B(b) more exciting than whomever you’ve got playing Anakin in your poorman’s Joseph Campbell rip-off this week(c); have yet to hear a more entertaining album than A Breath of Fresh Attire in 2006; can’t even find joy in telling Zomba to partake in asexual reproduction.

I would expound, but Barney says something in the good book about throwing pearls before swine and you children—in an effort to stave off Global Warming or some such—obviously turn your brains off when you wake up(d).

Feel free to confirm your ignorance in the comments section. Or not. My caring less is quite the mathematical impossiblity at this point.

P.S.— Is it too late to superimpose Port of Miami‘s beats onto Obie Trice’s album?


(a) As if.

(b) The MP3′s not uploading correctly and, honestly, I can’t be bothered to troubleshoot.

(c) Papoose? Lupe? Saigon?

(d) Don’t let your ego trick your ass. It’s better to let me think you a fool than to press “enter” and prove me right.

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  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    You lost me at “…either I’m…”

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  • wtf

    You are lame…sounds like you got your feelings hurt

  • Belize

    WTF???? Exo..are u smoking crack? IF so, stop! At least fuk with glass homie..crack is sooo fukin 80′s…haaa…4 real thogh, what was the point of this? Fuck even Bol’s shit is better than this…STEP UR BLOG-GAME UP EXO!!!!!

  • the dough

    If you want some more good British shit check out Dizzee Rascal.

  • Belize

    Yo a faggot ass nigga exxo…y u take my comments off…homo!

  • http://www.myspace.com/lone_Nigerian lone Nigerian

    I can’t be the only one who read this and yawned almost instantly.

    God bless and peace

  • http://www.thursdayplantation.blogspot.com lar

    ‘liverpool supporter since the age of…the beginning’

  • Ogeezy

    WTF is wrong with this addict?

  • http://xxlmag.com exo

    Lar: Just ’cause you wear a red shirt doesn’t mean you’re a Liverpool fan.

  • Global Macro

    try harder

  • Dante Severe

    lazy post.

  • http://riogood.blogspot.com/ rio rocket

    keep it geezer