Gettin’ some head from Cassie

UPDATE: Cassie’s M & U blow job rumor.

A while ago, I brought you the story of how P. Diddy is quietly plotting a comeback. In fact, you could say the dude’s already back. Two singles by Bad Boy artists – albeit, artists signed to vanity Bad Boy subsidiaries – remain in the top five of Billboard’s Hot 100 singles chart. I read somewhere that Diddy was claiming to have two number one singles at once, but only if you count some obscure charts that don’t mean jack shit.

Still, this is a better year than he’s had in a while. Will this current momentum carry over into his new album Press Play, which is supposed to be out October 3rd? I’m tempted to say no, but who knows. The lead single “Come to Me,” featuring Nicole from PCD a/k/a the Pussycat Dolls has been getting spins on shitty pop radio. It’s not any good, but I’ve certainly heard worse from the guy. And that broad from PCD is hot enough that I’d be interesting in peeping its video.

Speaking of hot, I think I mentioned here before that P. Diddy’s new pop skank Cassie is fucking smokin’, but it bears repeating: This broad is pretty dang hot, though admittedly fairly talentless. Before I wasn’t sure about her ethnic background (which is important to me), but in “reasearching” for this piece I’ve discovered that she claims to be mixed with black and Philipino – though to date she’s yet to explain exactly how much black she has in her other than P. Diddy’s joint.

In the comments of my post the other day about P. Diddy, someone mentioned the lyrics of Cassie’s hit single “Me & U” are all about giving a guy a blow job. I didn’t think anything of it at the time, just because you read all kinds of crazy shit on the Internets. I had never heard the song before myself because I’m no fan of shitty R&B music, but it just so happened to come on the radio yesterday while I was on my way to get a sandwich from Mr. Goodcents.

Come to find out, the lyrics to Cassie’s “Me & U” really are about slobbing some guy’s knob. No Big Tigger. Perhaps this is common knowledge in certain circles; I don’t get to hang around with 15-year-old girls nearly as often as I’d like (don’t front). But if not, I’d certainly be more than happy to take credit for this discovery. Fuck whoever it was who mentioned it in the comments the other day. They were just speculating. I’m the first person who found out for sure.

Stream this mess at Cassie’s MySpace if you haven’t already heard it.

In a separate post on my own site, I think I’m going to go through the song’s lyrics and show how they’re really about oral sex (Note: See UPDATE above), similar to the way Elliott “Yellow Magic Orchestra” Wilson has done with the new Game single.

  • Epitome

    This track is fire.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    At the risk of giving the Transient more material:

    lol.. Bol… Seriously.. You need a woman.

    (no homo juelz santana the transient ashton kutcher)

  • http://thewaltreport.blogspot.com Big Walt

    Maybe it’s because I live in the Redneck Ghetto, but 15? Eh.

    17 is usually the minimum age for me.

  • pop a poppa

    why are you writing this blog bol?
    shouldn’t you be catching up on your dvd sets of the o.c. or dawson’s creek?
    bol is gonna be one of those old pops you see handin’ out pixie stix to the freshly minted freshman ladies lol
    i think one of the reason’s diddy has some singles at the top of the charts is cuz he isn’t on his hovercraft all over the background in the damn videos…
    i can’t believe bol said he was “doin’ research” lol
    damn i KNOW your keyboard is all sticky patna

  • http://www.hi-flitones.com BRICK Man

    i feel

  • Penneez

    HELL NAW!!! LOL

  • Danja29

    ever since i found this out, i’ve looked at her lips everytime that video came on…

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt

    godamn

    u a faggit ass nigga bol

    u probably sit outside yo local school in you mom station wagon masturbatin to pre-teens u dirty fat marmot lookin’ fukk

  • tHe tRaNsIeNt
  • http://xxlmag.com fresh

    Yeah, thats what I heard too Bol. She doesn’t remind you of Melissa from the New Orleans season of “The Real World” though?

  • dirtysoutmixtapebumpa

    Damn i thought she was jus talkin bout fuckin.

  • yaboy

    ^^”marmot lookin fuk”

    hahahahhha

  • Dr. Colossus

    The song still sucks. And if you like it you’re a faggot! A Faggot!

  • http://xxlmag.com Bol

    >Yeah, thats what I heard too Bol. She doesn’t remind you of Melissa from the New Orleans season of “The Real World” though?

    I can’t remember. Did she claim to be part black?

    I know she had an attitude problem…

  • Enlightened

    Bol, you’re a pathetic dude for real. And I visit all the main hip-hop sites that do this blog thing and this is the first day in my little history that I haven’t found ONE – NOT ONE blog that was worth saying anything on.
    The only reason I got on this one is because it is damn near empty and I need to ask WHY THE FUCK IS NO HIP-HOP SITE MENTIONING THE NEW DEAD PREZ/OUTLAWZ COLLABO ALBUM “CANT SELL DOPE FOREVER” THAT DROPPED TODAY?????
    Bol, you always tryin to shit on rap that you consider trash. Those are the realest 2 groups of the past 10 years when it comes to actually having tight lyrics, subject matter, real street shit and NEVER resorting to negative bullshit just for the sake of making a song. And y’all can’t mention one word about it.
    Y’all want to criticize radio and D4L and everybody else WELL FUCK ALL Y’ALL HIP HOP SITES FOR NOT MENTIONING THIS. I’m headed to the CD store my nigga. I’m out.

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    I saw that girl Melissa from The Real World N.O. at this little dive bar I go to. She was chillin’.

  • I Fux

    I am from San Diego, definetly alot of Filipino’s around here and sometimes I find one who is black and filipino, yo the best mix for a chick straight hot

  • New York

    Cassis iz a man jus like Keyshia Cole

  • Randomname

    co/sign on the Black Filipino mix. . A lot of Filipino chick are pretty damn cute. I spent about a year of my college life trying to hook up with one but couldn’t get out of the “friend Zone”

    P.S.
    Melissa from real world N.O. could get it.

  • Belize

    HEY REY, BOL DONT NEED NO WOMAN, HE’S Larry B. Scott
    PEEP HIS PIC:
    http://larrybscott.com/film3.gif

    FUNNY BLOG THOUGH LARRY..KEEP IT UP (NO HOMO) HAAAA

  • http://xxlmag.com Bol

    >WHY THE FUCK IS NO HIP-HOP SITE MENTIONING THE NEW DEAD PREZ/OUTLAWZ COLLABO ALBUM “CANT SELL DOPE FOREVER” THAT DROPPED TODAY?????

    You guys know if there’s one thing I hate to do, it’s ruin someone’s argument.

    That said, here you are:

    http://www.byroncrawford.com/2006/07/dead_prez_and_t.html

  • http://www.allhiphop.com Rey

    Bol = Lamarr, Eh? I don’t think Bol would even make it into Lambda Lambda Lambda..

    Seriously? Larry B Scott kicked ass as “Tasty Taste” in “Fear of a Black Hat”

    …please tell me I’m not the only one up on that movie…

  • http://www.xxlmag.com Chi-Town Representor

    I aint even surprisedabout dis.I been knew cassie wuz talkin about sex/oral sex a while.Matter of fact I dont really care though.All I care is dat Cassie is fine as hell.Dats all I care about.Her singin aight.I had a few of her songs on my Ipod b4 I lost it.But she hot.I wuz surprised when I found out dat she wuz half-black,half-filipino.Dats some shit.She looks mo latin then black though.

  • http://www.xxlmag.com Chi-Town Representor

    o and by tha way,Cassie has a fuckable mouth!!Her lips r lucious!Probraly could suck real good dick wit dat mouth.

  • Enlightened

    I SAID: >WHY THE FUCK IS NO HIP-HOP SITE MENTIONING THE NEW DEAD PREZ/OUTLAWZ COLLABO ALBUM “CANT SELL DOPE FOREVER” THAT DROPPED TODAY?????

    THEN BOL SAID: You guys know if there’s one thing I hate to do, it’s ruin someone’s argument.

    That said, here you are:

    http://www.byroncrawford.com/2006/07/dead_prez_and_t.html

    Damn Bol, you had me about to apologize to you. For real! Then I clicked that link. Come on man! Nigga, that’s from 2 weeks ago and yeah all the hip-hop sites mentioned (briefly)that the album would drop and posted that first single – weeks ago. How about a review somewhere of the WHOLE album now that its out? And since y’all complain about the rap that gets all the airplay. How about an ENDORSEMENT for some real shit for a change – you know, a little reverse propaganda to all this Clear Channel/Pop culture brainwash shit?

  • washington

    THE TRAN(Y)SIENT = Lance Bass

  • Belize

    SAW THE MOVIE..BUT ITS STILL LARRY B SCOTT…STOP B4 U GO INTO BOLHOMO TERRITORY..

  • Belize

    REMEMBER HE GOT FUKED OVER BY HIS BITCH AND CAUGHT HER SLEEPIN WIT ICE COLD…THATS SOOOO BOL…HAAA

  • Che

    You know this song was written by that nigga ryan leslie, right? regardless of cassie singing it, the fact is that the nigga wrote a song about giving another guy head..

    ..no wonder him and puff are tight lol.

  • Meka Soul

    in honor of this “no homo” saying, here’s the latest: no lance bass.

    that said, cassie needs a steak sammich something terrible.

    but she can still get it.

    even though she’s a fetus.

    and her feet got more veins than an uncooked shrimp.

    lol @ “Tasty Taste” in “Fear of a Black Hat.”

  • Meka Soul

    >You know this song was written by that nigga ryan leslie, right? regardless of cassie singing it, the fact is that the nigga wrote a song about giving another guy head..

    ..no wonder him and puff are tight lol.>

    post of the day. lol

  • Prince of the South

    Sex sells.

  • Belize

    Damn a Nigga wrote that shit…was it you bol?

  • Prince of the South

    Sex sells and Diddy signed her b/c she cute. She can’t sing and without the raunchy lyrics people wouldn’t be talking about her. She sucks and Bad Boy is going down.

  • Belize

    CHECK OUT OUR BOY LANCE BASS:
    http://www.allhiphop.com/rumors/?ID=1066

  • http://www.myspace.com/therapistmusic Therapist

    >>But if not, I’d certainly be more than happy to take credit for this discovery. Fuck whoever it was who mentioned it in the comments the other day.

    fuck you too

  • UnFaded Disciple

    OMFG…I was the first person to say Cassie was giving head on that comment section. I knew b4 you did Bol no joke, you better put my name somewhere in ya next post mayne!!!

    UnFaded Disciple Says:

    July 12th, 2006 at 7:11 am
    ahhaha Have yall seen that one unrelease video with Cassie? She actually sings about giving dudes head…

    LINK: http://www.xxlmag.com/?p=2865

    YOU A THEFT WHERE MY CREDIT AT NIGGA!

  • UnFaded Disciple

    OMFG…I was the first person to say Cassie was giving head on that comment section. I knew b4 you did Bol no joke, you better put my name somewhere in ya next post mayne!!!

    UnFaded Disciple Says:

    July 12th, 2006 at 7:11 am
    ahhaha Have yall seen that one unrelease video with Cassie? She actually sings about giving dudes head…

    LINK: http://www.xxlmag.com/?p=2865

    YOU A THEFT WHERE MY CREDIT AT NIGGA!

  • Belize

    ^^^ EVERY BODY SAY HELLO 2 MR. ME TOO

  • Mrs.Jones

    Bad Boy has been wack since B.I.G. dies (R.I.P. 2 Him) Anyway Diddy just wants to get some $ cuz his ass is wack….tru story. All she is is looks she cant dance,sing or nothing and she dont need to be making nasty lyrics like that but thats the only way she’ll get attention. She wack straigt up!!! I aint even hatin on her cuz its that truth!!!

  • Che

    >Damn a Nigga wrote that shit…was it you bol?

    I only speak the truth, check it:

    http://www.myspace.com/ryanleslie

  • Hoodsavior

    well if u go to youtube.com and search the video at the end shes singin to a dudes pelvic area…no lie

  • http://UG-RS.com Tyler

    I don’t know why U would be braggin’ bout findin’ out ‘dat this song was about getting Skull cause the song was written by the producer of the track which is a guy U shitheads. And ‘dat chic got 0 ass man . . peep the video real close when she bending over and shit on top of whateva the hell she puts her little skinny ass on. Song is tight & she can still get it even without the ass but cause the song was writtenit was written by a dude this whole post is on some gayshit like Lance Bass. Peep the heat at: http://www.myspace.com/marcmaysrockandrollthug
    http://www.myspace.com/marcusorealiusmusic

  • no i.d.

    Shes a hot younger version of the chic from real world, and shes taller and hotter BUT Melissa is a cutie too..

    “Baby, I’ll love you all the way down
    Get cha right where you like it, I promise you’ll like it (I swear) ”

    It could be about head..who cares. IF a dude wrote it then its probally defiantely about gettin some head but Cassie probally niave and didnt even think about it til everyone else told her what it MIGHT be about, then again its a nice little hit so Im sure she could care less.

  • Sweet James Jones

    By this time next year, the bitch will be no where to be found…

  • \sjios\deio\shnd

    15, Bol we all know you and r kelly meet up and pee on 15 yr old girls at his house.

    Diddy’s single is shit i agree. Anyway i havent really paid attention to this shit cassie girl but i may listen see if ur right.

  • \sjios\deio\shnd
  • \sjios\deio\shnd

    Cassie-
    you’ve been waiting so long
    I’m hear to answer your call
    I know that I shouldn’t have had you waiting at all
    I’ve been so busy, but I’ve been thinking about what I wanna do with you

    Bridge-
    I know them other guys, they been talking bout the way I do what I do
    They heard I was good, they wanna see if it’s true
    They know you’re the one I wanna give it to
    I can see you want me too
    Now, it’s me and you

    Chours-
    It’s me and you, now
    I’ve been waiting (Waiting)
    Think I wanna make that move, now
    Baby, tell me if you like it (Tell me if you like it)
    It’s me and you, now
    I’ve been waiting
    Think I wanna make that move, now
    Baby, tell me how you like it

    Cassie-
    I was waiting for you to tell me you were ready
    I know what to do, if only you would let me
    As long as you’re cool with it, I’ll treat you right
    Here is where you wanna be

    Bridge-
    I know them other guys, they been talking bout the way I do what I do
    They heard I was good, they wanna see if it’s true
    They know you’re the one I wanna give it to
    I can see you want me too
    And now, it’s me and you

    Chours-
    it’s me and you now (Baby, it’s me and you)
    I’ve been waiting
    Think I wanna make that move, now (Thinking bout making that move)
    Baby, tell me if you like it (Tell me if you like it)
    It’s me and you, now (Uh-huh)
    I’ve been waiting (Hey)
    Think I wanna make that move, now (Wanna make a move)
    Baby, tell me how you like it (Yea)

    Cassie-
    Baby, I’ll love you all the way down
    Get cha right where you like it, I promise you’ll like it (I swear)
    Just relax and let me make that move (It’s our secret thang)
    Keep it between me and you

    Chours-
    It’s me and you, now (Oh Yea-a)
    I’ve been waiting
    Think I wanna make that move, now (Move now)
    Baby, tell me if you like (Tell me if you like it)
    It’s me and you, now (Yea)
    I’ve been waiting
    Think I wanna make that move, now (Gonna make a move now)
    Baby, tell me how you like it
    It’s me and you

    Chorus(x2)

  • \sjios\deio\shnd

    wish the guy shes talkin about would just bust in her mouth to shut her up

  • \sjios\deio\shnd

    nott bad article but still toilet bol shit

  • big remo

    gawd damn your a fucking hater on every fucking thing! how do you live?? you prolly hate the air you breath, you ungrateful bastard! yea, diddy aint the hottest rapper/producer, but the nigga still gets more than enough bread to buy a million of those Samuel L. Jackson glasses you rockin’. AND you just happen to be a rapist! I guess you moonlighting as a journalist, huh?

  • \sjios\deio\shnd

    Bol: I’m a journalist for XXL hip hop magazine and we’re short on girls for the eye candy could i take some pictures?

    15 Year Old Girl- Ok, what do i have to do.

    Bol: Strip and touch yourself while i take pictures.

    15 year old girl- ok.

    Bol- O yer, work it baby. This turns me on more than the beastie boys, yerrrr.

    15 year old girl- I’m off to be pissed on by r kelly, bye.

  • BELIZE

    ^^^^HAAAA

  • 5 STAR X-E-Q-SHUN

    Bol, how long did it take U 2 figure this 1 out?!?!?

    Is it tru that U have a crush 4 cassie cuz U seem 2 b all over her 4 some strange reason.

  • H-man

    10 could get me 20. I wonder what 15 could get me??? lolol

  • Sucker Free

    she’s a pretty girl Bol. but where’s the curves? bitch is straight up and down. are you attracted to ironing boards as well?

  • D-Peezy

    I’ll from the Bay. If its one thing we know is Filipinos. I have come to find out that most Filipino girls that hang around black people or date black men often lie about there ethnic background. History shows us that they a people made up of a bunch of different races one of them being African. But usually they don’t even know that…they just want to be black. I love my sistas to death…but Filipino women are fine damm fine.

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  • AgreeWitBol

    Man, I came across this from a sight from another site. I used to read your blog back in the day. Crazy then…crazy now, just getting paid (I hope) for it.

    Anyway, I would like to second that motion. Cassie is definitely singing about head. I never listened to the song nor watched the video. (Although I thought it was different. Is there more than one version?)

    The guy’s hand on Cassie’s head is proof positive. Point blank, plain and simple.

    Damn.

  • http://www.iqentertainment.caom Michael

    Hey if you want the real deal cheack out the uncut vifeo on YouTube, just search cassie uncut, you should find it easily.

  • shyne

    YEA HERES THE ORGINAL VERSION SHES TALKIN BOUT SUCKING BIG ASS BLACK COCK http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7mKlCRLOxU

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  • tbyrdswifey

    I think you’re on to something cause if u watch that first version of the video, it’s very telling.

  • Dtruth

    man seriously, who the fuck cares? girls a young adult teen and if she ain’t experimenting sucking dick then she probably wants to and will someday, hell you fat ass mama did so stop hating…shit let her do her, faggot

  • jamal

    cassie ur beutiful as hell dont worry aboput what they say i am a big fan stay up shortie

  • http://xxlmag tiffany

    cassie is not cute to me some of yall guys is a sucker the reason why u all is saying good things about cassie is because she on tv and she making a lil money if she wasnt a star u all wouldnt b sucking up to the bitch

  • http://xxlmag tiffany

    yeap i said it!

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