Shoulda Been Fined For Fuckin’ The Earth’s Surface

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Okay. Let’s make believe I wrote something here. Some of you liked it but declined to comment, many of you hated it and fruitflied me, and a select few of you future leaders of the so-called free world missed the point entirely, saying that I don’t like whyte people, XXL is owned by G-Unit and 1st and 15th!

Then, I ended with a question that only made sense to me(a).

Can everyone just amuse me for the time being?

I promise to be back to befuddle you soon enough.

P.S. — If you’re good, I may share my experiences with zee pigs as they blasted and sang along to “Ridin’ Dirty” (a song which they apparently love more than the Cops theme), tell you how many stashboxes Rick Ross popped open in one of his vehicles for my amusement and divulge my latest findings from my ongoing quest to find what’s really “killing hip-hop.” (Or one out of the three.)

Or go left. I may go left.

PS2 — Don’t be mad, UPS is hiring(b).

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(a) Can’t forget the footnotes.

(b) Can’t forget the subliminals, either.

  • lone1

    What in the fuck?

  • I Am A Hater

    >>Don’t be mad, UPS is hiring

    For real? I’m about to go apply for a job then. Good lookin out homie.

  • I Am A Hater

    Oh and i can’t wait to here some more of your stories, i like how they make people mad.

  • http://yourallwelcome.blogspot.com/ 911

    They’ll get it when its to late but at least you told them so.1

  • http://rockthedub.blogspot.com khal

    I miss your blogs, kris. I guess that means you’re out interviewing Rick Ross? I hope all is well.

    look at me, talking like i know you. i’m just a fruitfly, but I feel your shit. keep it gwan.

  • D Money

    Real fuckin talk,Kris!Half these clowns who like to destructively critique your shit,are merely to blind to see that our culture is currently in need of enlightment.Bring it back to the blogs.One hunid…

  • Mikey Ess AKA SukedowN

    You met up with Rick Rock?

    My bad, you said Rick “Two Rhyming Words per Eight Bars” Ross. Did you ask him if he ever rows his beard?

    (Sips on the latest flavor of HatorAid)

    Rough subliminal, considering half the people that read these columns couldn’t even land an interview with UPS.

  • lee

    Stop biting BIG. Jay Z does that enough already. the line is from flavor in ya ear remix

  • Meka Soul

    lee you dumb fuck, you’re doing exactly what kris ex was talking about. there’s more important shit goin on in the world to think about than what a fuckin blogger says [hences the "diamons" pic]. eveybody knows the line came from big, no need to point that shit out. *weeps for this generation*

  • rec

    what is satire?

  • MAN LISTEN

    This nigga LEE is a dumb mothafucka… go read the funnypapers you DUMB FUCK

  • MAN LISTEN

    Satire: A literary work in which human vice or folly is attacked through irony, derision, or wit.

  • MAN LISTEN

    Shit… I still dont know what it means……..

  • stack-a-million ent

    damn that shit is tru….kats now a days is so worried bout how bright they ice is glowin…they don’t even take tha tyme out to think a where it come from an who dig fo it.

    big uppz to kris…this nigga obviously thinks inside an outside tha box…thas coo bro…stay up homie

    ohh yea….an FUCK DA HATAZ!!

  • da_realting

    blood diamonds is more serious then americans could ever know and realize