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Okay. Let's make believe I wrote something here. Some of you liked it but declined to comment, many of you hated it and fruitflied me, and a select few of you future leaders of the so-called free world missed the point entirely, saying that I don't like whyte people, XXL is owned by G-Unit and 1st and 15th!

Then, I ended with a question that only made sense to me(a).

Can everyone just amuse me for the time being?

I promise to be back to befuddle you soon enough.

P.S. -- If you're good, I may share my experiences with zee pigs as they blasted and sang along to "Ridin' Dirty" (a song which they apparently love more than the Cops theme), tell you how many stashboxes Rick Ross popped open in one of his vehicles for my amusement and divulge my latest findings from my ongoing quest to find what's really "killing hip-hop." (Or one out of the three.)

Or go left. I may go left.

PS2 -- Don't be mad, UPS is hiring(b).

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(a) Can't forget the footnotes.

(b) Can't forget the subliminals, either.

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