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Sauce Eats Dame & Biggs, Murder Goes to Church

Since I know the rest of the internet is still buzzing about Jay-Z’s concert last night I won’t bore you with details. But I will pose a question.

What in the hell happened to Sauce Money? I know its been a while since we’ve last seen him but shit. One could easily mistake him for Eightball. I’m sure this nigga had a gravy IV set up somewhere backstage.

Ma$e will be trading in his Timbs and jeans for a pair of Ferragamos and dress slacks next month. He is slated to appear as a guest pastor at Creflo Dollar’s mega-church in Atlanta. If you needed any more proof that this negro has some serious identity issues then there you have it. Somebody please give the man a map and a mirror so he can find himself. Tech nines or Bible hymns, what would Jesus do?

I would’ve loved to have been at the church service when they announced that Pastor Mason would make an appearance in the pulpit once again. I see that Creflo is really trying to attract young parishioners to his sanctuary. First he appears in the video for “Welcome To Atlanta,” now this. If you’re anything like me, you are probably wondering if he and 5-0 have a deal between each other.

While we’re on the subject of the good pastor, former friend turned foe Loon is back and has Ma$e in his crosshairs. Here’s the new track:

Loon “What Happened to Pastor?”

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