God Save The Queen

Queen Pen’s career started and ended while I was still going through puberty.

Since putting her microphone down she has authored a few urban novels. I haven’t had the pleasure of reading any yet but if its anything like her night life I need to add one to my Black Expressions cart tonight.

Shit got crazy at the release party for her latest novel last week. Like most good lesbians [1] rocking the queen moniker she hired a couple of strippers for the celebration.

Before you tingle with delight you should see something:

I pray to God that niggas was sticking Ensure coupons in this chick’s g-string because she looks malnourished as fuck. And I’m going to pretend like those stretch marks aren’t there. My computer just caught the clap from downloading these pictures.

During the party QP and some of her male friends got a little too familiar with some of the girls. They started to manhandle the bitc–ladies which prompted them to complain to security. While being confronted by a bouncer she hauled off and hit the guy in his gangsta grill. Now you would expect that security would be the bigger person but not in this case. The security guard hit her ass back and a big scuffle broke out which ended the party.

Queen Pen may want to chill out with the bitch slaps since she is ducking domestic abuse charges from one of her ladies.

Not only is this some crazy shit but yet another wonderful reason why I am glad to be a heterosexual female. No diss to any of the tri-sexuals out there but if eating fish is going to turn me into a raging bull I’ll pass on the lesbian experience. Matter of fact I think I will go call the Dick Dealer right now.

[1] C’mon now, we all know the truth about Dana Owens. Her birthday party was held at Snatch down in Miami for crying out loud.

(pictures via What’s Poppin)

  • mealone

    Oh boy, I thought that was Monica for a minute?

    Okay not only do the “skrippers” have to worry about white lacrosse teams, but they have to look out for the members of the literary guild as well?

    Latifah seems like she would be a real gentleman with the ladies. LOL! U-N-I-T-Y!

  • Puerto-Black

    “My Computer just caught the clap from downloading these pictures”

    DAMN

  • dominican

    >My computer just caught the clap from downloading these pictures.

    > No diss to any of the tri-sexuals out there but if eating fish is going to turn me into a raging bull I’ll pass on the lesbian experience. Matter of fact I think I will go call the Dick Dealer right now.

    lmaoooooooooo i was laughing so hard at this everyone in the office started to look at me weird

  • http://rockthedub.blogspot.com khal

    damn I heard QP liked to swim with the fishes, but damn have a better selection? She was on a BLACKstreet song for chrissakes!

  • NsaniT

    LMFAO @ Caught the clap from downloading these pictures.. i almost fell off my chair.. your hilarious.. keep up the good work ma

  • DANJA29

    LMAO @ “slippin’ Ensure coupons in her g-string”

  • Lefty 2Gunz

    Damn is that a stripper or Flavor Flav?

  • Ninjagirrl

    I have never in my life seen a stick figure with stretch marks. How does that even work itself out?

    Does Queen Pen have on white stockings with those shorts? She should’ve ditched the stockings and spent that money on a bra.

  • http://www.itsbaltimorebaby.com C Love

    I like Queen..she was the shit! I read her first book…it was alright…supposedly semi autogiographical. The stripper does look hungry and Queen can get gully wit it…LOL! What a day!

  • Julia_Claudine_Deveraux

    I’m more mad that QP is wearing a skripper outfit with white church usher pantyhose. Queen used to be too cute..what happened? and that “entertainer”…damn she’s skinnay..I feel sorry for whoever she gave lap dances to, grinding those bones into folks…ugh!

  • Blaq Thought

    Queen Pen was never cute. She looks like a fat version of Lil Mo (who also resembles a stink bug). Her claim to fame was a verse on No Diggity (which was hot and better than Dr. Dre’s). If she likes girls instead of guys, no big loss.

  • pop a poppa

    man the thing i remember queen pen best for is that skit she did with killa cam on his cd… lol she sound like 1 nasty ass broad
    man queen latifah havin’ a party at snatch?!?!?!? hahahahaha
    man this some funny ass shit

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