Playing The Field

I’ve never been good at introductions so I’m going to keep this short and sweet. On these mean internet streets I’m known as Fresh. Of course that isn’t my government but all of the good names were already taken. Besides, when I become a famous mixtape personality I plan on calling myself DJ “The Fuck” Fresh. Until then I blog about the latest in negrotainment news and gossip over at Crunk and Disorderly. But enough about me, let’s get on with it.

Field Mob invited ancient vaginal dryer Kay Slay  (and one of the most influential people in music according to New York Magazine) to a listening session for their upcoming album. Footage of the duo dissin’ East Coast rappers had message boards all around the internet hot. The duo then released a statement saying that they were falsely depicting on the DVD.

If its any consolation to rappers who felt slighted by the disses Shawn Jay’s leg was broken after being ran over by a police car in Jacksonville, Florida. Its not a bullet but at least its something. And Smoke? Well . . .

He should really be careful about who he smokes after. It’s all fun and games with the P$C King until you end up at the clinic.

Let’s face it, Khia is one delusional bitch. I don‘t believe shit that leaves her hot, tainted mouth. It’s bad enough she is running around calling herself the Queen of the South now she’s making claims that don‘t seem to be true. Khia has been reporting on her shitty excuse of a website that she will appear on Janet Jackson’s first single “So Excited.” Now it looks like Janet’s label has snatched that cat back.

What kind of fool does Khia take us for? If Janet herself has yet to name an official single why in the blue hell would I take her word for it? Hoe sit down. And take your tentative album cover with you.

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  • SHAW

    That just a white head that all that is…. a big ass ‘damn it look like herpes’ white head.

  • nOva

    Yo, Khia is begging for attention as usual (as if the cops haven’t given her enough). I haven’t heard anything about her being on Janet’s Kill Bill Deathlist much less a single. She needs to fall back.

    Now, about those bumps….

  • grayse

    Fresh, baby!! Can I just say that Im hype you decided to make this move? :)

    As far as Khia is concerned… next time I see her in the Publix in Dunwoody Ill give her this link. She needs to hear it from the internets!

    *falls out* @ “ancient vaginal dryer”

  • Honey

    Keep doing ya thing girl. Can’t wait to say I knew ya when. LOL @ DJ “The Fuck” Fresh.

  • Ru

    is that a herpe? i dont know to use plural or singular…but it aint cool!
    and im glad you are you can talk some sense into other xxl column-blogger Bol

  • Mimi

    Ah, Fresh on the come-up!

    Somebody need to tell P$C to check the coochie before he let it sit on his face.





  • Quincy

    Fresh I often visit your site and I have to say your shit it tight. I’m happy for you ma but please cut that vagina talk. I don’t want to imagine a dry vagina at all let alone yours. Really ma, I love you but you got to kill the gina talk.

  • calichick

    “He should really be careful about who he smokes after. It’s all fun and games with the P$C King until you end up at the clinic.”

    what yo talkin’ ’bout Fresh? Not THE clinic?! Are we talking about Valtrex? lol!

  • M

    random questions: why are smoke’s lips so black ? and how does a nigga get run over by a police car ? there’s gotta be some video of it somewhere

  • eskay

    *looks around*

    nice digs


    d dj the fuck fresh and dj the fuck drama on one website

  • doc

    congrats girl!

  • Monique

    I feel like a proud Mamma right now !!! (*tear droppin from my eye* )GO FRESH!!

  • CamRan

    T.I. has herpes.

  • liza


    Just don’t stop publishing your crunktastical blog.

  • Jordan

    Fresh…congratulations. This is a good look.

  • patrice

    Congrats on the column, mama! Keep doin’ the damn thing.

  • Ty

    Movin on up like the Jeffersons!

  • Intrigue

    What’s up Fresh. Get ya hustle on. You can tell T.I. is harboring some disease in his body. ewww :? .

  • calichick

    duh…i finally got it. :) Valtrex for everyone!

  • Angel.La

    Hey girl!!

    Congrats on this!! much love

  • T. Okes

    Ru Says:
    May 10th, 2006 at 7:10 pm

    “is that a herpe? i dont know to use plural or singular…but it aint cool!”

    LMFAO!! I’m gonna remember this quote for the rest of my life…Ru you’re too funny for that!

  • Freshalina Lee Simmons

    @ Quincy

    As long as there is a snatch dryer present I will notify the masses. Besides, the same was Khia probably makes your penis soft is the same thing that happens to me when I see Mr. Streetsweeper.

  • dj mirateck

    congrats on your new column fresh!

    now xxl has effectively doubled their traffice (bol responsible for the other half, of course).

  • Reese

    Awesome, Fresh! Congrats on your column.

    PS: I was about to eat breakfast and then I saw that picture warning people of the dangers of herpes.

    Now, I’m not so hungry anymore.

  • JerseyGee

    Go, Fresh!
    Rotflmao at “It’s all fun and games with the P$C King until you end up at the clinic.”

  • DexStarG

    Congrats Fresh!

    —- u know whatsup…. this is def a good look for you.

    Best Week Ever cant be too far away.

  • Dont hate

    Go Fresh!!!

  • khal

    Khia and all those mugshots? what’s really good with that!?

  • Zilla

    First it was “My Neck My Back” then it’s “Scratch the Cat.” Khia is smart like Ludacris: make songs that are essentially lists about what you want people to do or what you do to people. “Roll Out,” “Move Bitch,” “Get Back,” “Stand Up.” Excellent single, KHIA! You are truly the Queen of the South!

  • Ninjagirrl

    *comes in looking for my spot on the couch*

    Look at you Freshness!! *opens a fresh Pabst to toast you with*
    We’re going to get kicked outta here. LOL!!!

  • Ninjagirrl

    and personally, my friend, I want to know of all potential Vag Driers, in order to stay the eff away.

  • Mz Feezy

    I love to see a sista on the “come up”. Don’t forget about the little people who support your blogs.

    BTW, DJ “The Fuck” Fresh is hot.

  • coffie03

    Yeah Freshalina!
    The only downside is that now i’m goin be on this site too, taking up more work time as if C&D didn’t consume my whole work day. At least I used to have one whole hour to work.
    my work schedule:
    8:30-1:00pm go on Crunktastical
    1:00pm-2:00pm go to lunch
    2:00PM-4:00PM BACK TO c&d
    4:00pm-5:00pm work real real hard
    5:00pm go home
    where the hell is this site gonna fit?

  • mealone

    “Moving on up to the east side”

    I am sure this is only the beggining! LOVE IT.

    Ewwww what is on homeboy’s face?

  • mealone

    Oh and my work schedule is kind of like coffie03 except I am union so I work real hard from 5-6pm. Overtime!

  • mymorex09

    Girl you betta be makin moves! Fresh Almighty is on the come-up ya’ll! Next she’ll have a book out called “Fresholosityness: What it is, how to get it, and how to make hoes sit down properly”
    Can I get a signed copy now? lol

  • Lefty 2Gunz

    Good to see a “Fresh” face around this site.

    I’m liking your column. Keep doing you ma.


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