Only The Feds I Fear
1. It's his birthday.
2. Some other shiite that ain't none of your business(a).
P.S. — I have less than 72 hours to become politically correct and cure multiple sclerosis(b).
There's gonna be a whole lot of medicinal marijuana popping off this weekend, children.
(a) Maybe five years from now. Maybe.
(b) Soon you'll understand.