Because:
1. It’s his birthday.
2. Some other shiite that ain’t none of your business(a).
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P.S. — I have less than 72 hours to become politically correct and cure multiple sclerosis(b).
There’s gonna be a whole lot of medicinal marijuana popping off this weekend, children.
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(a) Maybe five years from now. Maybe.
(b) Soon you’ll understand.








