Myspace Freaks

On any given day you can turn to Page Six and see Jay-Z and Beyonce laying poolside with each other in Miami. For understandable reasons the two of them have chosen to keep quiet about their relationship. Unlike most entertainers you will never see either one of them professing their love for one another on Myspace.

A couple of years ago The Roots’ drummer ?uestlove was slightly chubbier and trying to keep the flame of his long distance relationship burning by watching movies simultaneously with his girlfriend at the time. I guess being the co-founder of OkayPlayer doesn’t automatically qualify you for e-groupie love. Now between studio sessions and shows he finds time to log on to Myspace to leave sweet comments for the new lady in his life who likes to refer to herself as ?uestdove.

The Game recently used the website to announce his engagement to Valeishia Butterfield in an unconventional way – - by posting it on his profile. He must be one very charming negro. Not only did he win the beauty over but he apparently has managed to impress her US Congressmen father. Yup, you read that last sentence right. I’m having a hard time believing it myself but seeing is believing. I don’t know how receptive my folks who be to him if he showed up to my door looking like this.

(picture via Concrete Loop)

Before hooking up with Game through the Hip Hop Summit, Valeishia played arm candy for NFL star Julius Peppers. Word has it that after failing at getting Julius to pop the question to her she moved on to Chuck Taylor. All of her ties may not be severed with Peppers since the two of them were allegedly spotted together in Hawaii taking in some sunshine earlier this year. Don’t be surprised if the wedding that is scheduled for March 2007 is called off. Besides, Game doesn’t know if he’s coming or going. All of this shit may just be a phase. Riddle me this Batman, didn’t he say that the butterfly tattoo represented a poem his Pops wrote about his Grandmother? The same man who he supposedly hates because he molested his two sisters? I don’t get it. Put Jayceon in your prayers tonight.

But everything isn’t always grits and gravy once a relationship is put on display for the world to chime in on. Kanye’s ex-girlfriend Brooke Crittenden can attest to that. After the url to her profile was posted on different message boards across the internet she quickly became an easy target. Things got so hot that Brooke later went on the defensive and wrote a rant on her profile before making it private. Its been reported that the couple has since then separated. While nobody knows why the two have split after taking a look at Brooke’s headline which says ” MySpace. Ruining your life, one friendship at a time” you can’t help but wonder what role the website played.

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  • hustlemania

    is this blog about Game or myspace? actually- who really cares either way.
    and who the fukk goes looking for other folks girls and comments they made to them on myspace?

  • Fresh

    I do.

  • Tyler Durden

    Me too.

  • Yung “Cee-Eye” So Fly

    I saw this foto this moring. Why even get the damn butta fly on ya face and come up with a bullshit methaphor for it only to get it covered up later. This nucca is a plum fool.

  • che

    And me.

  • eskay

    You mean there are actually people who don’t go looking for other folks girls and comments they made to them on myspace?

  • Choclate

    So, the fiance(Valeisha) said” they have been best friends since 2001 and met through a mutal friend she dated.I guess this MySpace matrix is a bunch of lies and Gold Diggers !

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  • DJ Main Event

    myspace is great for networking but wreaks hell on relationships. seems the pimp lifestyle is digital these days.

  • mathew

    game really looks like the bitch he truly is in that photo.

  • Fuck ya

    game looks like he’s on crack

  • Rizoh

    Looks like son scooped a hot one.

  • Hashim

    Poor Brooke. First lesson of the web- there is no delete buttoon:

  • hustlemania is a joke

    you a lie, hustlemania. like you don’t look alla that on the myspace pages.

    myspace is the debil.

  • Ninjagirrl

    and The Game, yet another candidate for the Short Bus Society.he just doesn;t look to bright. I am having a hard time dealing with these sensitive thugs and their tats, (Game/Butterfly, Chingy/DadsAngel). Wasn’t it bad enough to deal with the pink t-shirt brigade and the recent phenom of the Kanyankerchiefs?

  • mealone

    Ok that picture of Game is priceless. But he has been lying since day 1 right? He is our very own Vanilla Ice.

  • coffie03

    ohhhh, dad’s a white congressman you know a black congressman would have never went for The Game fucking with his daughter.

  • Julia_Claudine_Deveraux

    Is it true this fool is an ex-stripper? That would really up his gansta-card.

  • Nemesis

    Butterfield is quite black…go to his website and read his bio. And with a child named Valeshia…come on now! :) Anyway…she’s grown and there’s not much he can do about who she has relations with. *shrug*

  • Princess Tee

    Wow…I just love Fresh and Eskay…ya’ll crack me the hell up…lmaoooo…

  • Solaine

    I saw that Kanye/Brook thing happening. Kanye is not about to let anybody in his camp have more friends then him! Brook better sit her ass down.

  • hustlemania

    hustlemania is a joke Says:
    May 17th, 2006 at 9:51 am
    you a lie, hustlemania. like you don’t look alla that on the myspace pages.

    myspace is the debil.


    actually, i dont. i bought and use my computer for more than stalking myspace. make a long story short- i got better shit to do.

  • Monique

    Lmao @ Soliane!!! Fresh this is tooo funny !

  • Danica

    okay let me get this straight:she was with the football player in feb and angaged to Game in April? i guess beautiful people rule the wolrd.

    LMAO @ chocolate. word!

  • hustlemania is still a joke

    >>>actually, i dont. i bought and use my computer for more than stalking myspace. make a long story short- i got better shit to do.

    riiight, so you do. keep on (re)postin’ here and surfin the internet wit ya busy self. you’re SO much better than everyone else.

    myspace is still the debil.

  • Ru

    you better not write about brooke..that girl already went on lsa AND cakeandice cream and went STR8 chicken head.
    it was kinda sad but like a carwreck you couldnt look away.

  • Ru

    Thats a bad coverup Game. Shame on you. its like his son took a crayon to his face and then they just ironed over it.

  • http://CALIFORNIA Karmel

    Danica, you hit the nail right on the head. This shyt happened out the got damn blue. She was with Julius Peppers at the Pro Bowl in February, 2 mos. later she engaged to The Game. I guess Kanye musta been thinking about dis bitch when he wrote “Gold Digger”. Can’t you just see the dolla signs flashing in her eyes?

  • FlyGirl

    I think there is someone on here pretending to be Hustlemania. The Hustlemania with the myspace page has never posted a comment on this site.

  • Choclate


    Yes, I see it as well. I guess she say: If I can’t get one, I’ll get the other one. $ rules all evil. It’s kind of trashy how she played her cards though. Her A GAME is some SLAW ! Lol !

  • Aliyah

    Sounds like a bunch of ugly bitches hating on a cute, fly bitch. Logic would tell ya’ll if her daddy’s a U.S. Congressman ….she’s been around influential, wealthy her men her entire life. Why would she chose Game? Did it ever occur to you that it benefits Game more than it benefits her?? Duh. Sounds like true love hatin’ azz bitches.

  • Choclate


    Sorry Baby Girl, I just call it how I see it !

  • hustlemania

    FlyGirl Says:
    May 22nd, 2006 at 3:34 am
    I think there is someone on here pretending to be Hustlemania. The Hustlemania with the myspace page has never posted a comment on this site.

    theres also a hip-hop group, a video production company, and a few other hustlemania related entities. i own the domain name.. quick question- are you “the” flygirl from living colour or pretending to be?

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  • Lisa

    Valiesha and the Game have known each other since 2001 and never dated. She said no and he then decided to go for it and purpose. said in an interview in s2s mag

  • Choclate

    He had to propose to get the goodies.
    I’m not buying it.If this is true the Game is weak as water.

  • stretch

    Come on Game, U need to find yourself dude. I fuck with u but all these moves are starting to make me question your authenticity (half brother exposing the truth about that blood shit, getting the LA tat over the buterfly tat (u dont like it no more?too soft?), and getting engaged to a high price hoe)make better decisions if u want your career to last, they gonna take u for an imposter.

  • Truth

    Please he is an imposter. One day he is talking about being hard and gangster. The next we learn about the tongue ring, after that came the butterfly tatoo, and now the white girl. How much more of his antics are we supposed to take. FUCK THE GAME!

  • pop a poppa

    man game is a fake!!! if he was real he woulda kept that butterfly tatoo even if people were givin’ him shit for it… he just do shit that he think other people want him to



  • knowledge

    Well weather he is real are fake he making money and holding his own. Who knows maybe he is just finding himself. Everbody has done something stupid in the name of “love” and alot of people get tattoos in the spur of moment (not fully thinking of the long terms)then gets something else to cover it up.