Jigga’s Monogamy Kick, Banner’s Bad Influence and Weezy’s Splitting Headache

Like all relationships you’re going to have your disagreements and bad moments. As much as we love to put our favorite celebrities on a special pedestal they are still regular people. Beyonce and Jay supposedly got into a lover’s spat in Miami a couple of weeks ago which left Beyonce to hang out in a pool alone. Oh wow, let’s act like Cam’ron and hold a fucking press conference about it. Maybe Jay just had to put her ass on time out.

You have to give it to some gossip sites. They’ll come up with anything to generate hits and attention when they are having a slow day. I’ve been at this long enough to know how to separate fact from bullshit. And this my friend is Grade A fuckery.

The latest round of fiction involving Bey-Z is a good one though. At a recent Nets game Beyonce allegedly stormed off after Jay held a 15 minute phone conversation with Rihanna. There are also reports circulating that while Beyonce was away filming “Dream Girls” the two enjoyed each other’s company by dining at Cipriani’s and the 40/40 Club.

Every time Jigga has his picture snapped with another female gossip immediately surfaces that he is out cheating on B. It never fails. The list of women who have been linked to him include Mya, T.Error Mari, Christina Milian, Free (who supposedly had his “baby”), and Def Jam Exec. Tracey Waples. Black Brad Pitt? Not any more. He’s lucky if he can get out of his purse holding duties for Beyonce to have a drink with Ty Ty.

David Banner has a certain quality to him that some women find irresistible. His lips may be a little ashy sometimes but I’m willing to overlook that. Banner looks like he would give it to you “Belly” style (my ladies already know) if you asked for it.

So when I heard that his girlfriend is acting up it makes me want to punch her in the jaw. Apparently David’s lady has been changing his personality and turning off the people who have been close with him for years. Having met Mr. Mississippi before I can say that he is sweet as pie. This chick better get some act right in her system quick.

All of these relationship woes can leave anybody with a throbbing headache. Lil’ Wayne has been suffering from migraines so intense lately that he’s been missing tour dates and making frequent trips to the doctor.

While the source of his migraines remains a mystery I blame Trina. Anyone who has heard “The Glamorest Life” would agree that its enough to put the healthiest man in ICU. I hope that Weezy F. feels well enough to perform next Thursday at a show in Jacksonville, Florida. I purchased my ticket yesterday and I would hate for my $40 to go to waste. I was saving up for a nice pair of chancletas.

  • INTERSCOPE JACKSON

    RIHANNA, IS FUCKIN’ HOT I AINT MAD AT YA HOV, I ‘D HIT THAT TOO IF I WAS I JAY’S POSITION.
    SORRY BEYONCE BUT RIHANNA IS FRESH MEAT LOL

  • Black LONDON

    1st……….

    T. Error Mari……..Ha HA HA AH

  • Black LONDON

    Damn I Wasnt 1st……..

    Im now gonna jump off London Bridge.

    RIHANNA is Bangin…….

    Jay better not turn into a
    R.Kelly-fool-around-with-young-girls-Like-Aaliyah type fella.

    Sh!t and if he does all his Stans, mainly from Marcy Projects (Ha HA) wont believe it.

  • Danja29

    LMAO @ “T.Error Mari”

  • Belize

    fuk riahna i want fresh…AYE!!!!

  • http://xxlmag.com exo

    Seems as if I need to get up on this “Belly” action. Standard.

  • allnice

    The homey Jay-Z is a pimp man, sorry but there is no way he is sticking with B with all the new, young tail he can get that looks just as good if not better than her. This is star world we are talkin about, not real life (which is scandolous enough in its own right…)

    Your homey David Banner might be a nice guy for real, and that is why his girl is tripping on him. He is supposed to be a pimp, but if he can’t control his own chick, then he is far from that at all. He is just a southern gentlemen getting walked over because he don’t know how to put shorty in check. If he can’t handle his own shorty, then he can’t handle anything concerning “Belly” style.

    Lil Wayne is wilding dating Trina man, don’t know what homey was thinking with that man. No comment….

  • G4L

    No hate, but Rihanna would be blind if she would date Jay-Z he about 19 years older than her… i still wish good luck to both Jigga and Beyonce they re nice couple…. G

  • Lupe Fiasco

    Tiara Mari is FINE

  • mathew

    Rihanna n Milian are so freakin HOT!! i feel sorry for Jay, that temptation must be sick….but we all know Jay. theyll soon break up with B.

  • http://xxlmag erererer

    rihanna ,teara(lol at t.error)christina milian and co are all hot girls .but cmon why would jay want those babies ?they are all his artists .but heck if he was hitting it i cant be mad at that either.that nigga pimping.but i hope all is well with bey-z .them two need to get married asap.hip hop needs this .no couple has ever been more deserving of each other.

  • Sha

    Trouble is brewing for hip hop’s hottest couple – Jay Z and Beyonce. And that trouble is being caused by one of Jay Z’s newest artists, Rihanna. Rumors are beginning to circulate that Rihanna is becoming uncomfortably close to her mentor Jay Z. And that closeness reportedly bothers Jay Z’s longtime girlfriend Beyonce. As one entertainment insider tells us, “Rihanna is desperately trying to steal Beyonce’s look, her style, and even her sound … I wouldn’t be surprised if now she’s trying to steal Beyonce’s man.” At a recent NJ Nets game, Beyonce’s frustration boiled over. According to a fan seated near the couple, Beyonce lost her cool when Jay Z received a 15 minute telephone call from Rihanna. Beyonce reportedly yelled out “why do you keep talking to her” and stormed out of the arena before Jay Z had a chance to explain. Insiders are saying that Beyonce may truly have something to worry about. Last month, while Beyonce was in Los Angeles accepting a star on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame, Jay Z was reportedly in New York City wining and dining Rihanna. While the two did attend a series of business meetings, they also had dinner for two at Cipriani’s and later that evening the pair was spotted entering one of the private rooms at Jay Z’s 40/40 club. Our spy tells us that Jay Z and the young singer were all alone in the screened off room for more than four hours. We contacted one of Jay Z’s representatives who admitted that the Jigga Man and Rihanna have been spending a lot of time together. But the rep vehemently denied that anything is going one between the two. According to the rep, “it takes a lot to groom an artist and Jay’s just putting in the work.”

  • Guess Who?

    THANK GOD! Jay-Z finally realised that beyonce is now fat and no longer “bootylicious”! Rihanna is the s**t man!

  • Saucy Black Wench

    Jigga is not really what you call a good looking man. He got a lotta money and a hot chick. Maybe after all this time, the brother got a itch he needs to get scratched. Queen BE might make him sweat a lil long over the summer because of all these young beauties circling around him. I don’t think she can do much with THAT dude.

    As for Weezy, he did good to hook up with Trina. She a lil wild, but she got lotsa fire in her gut, and he probably couldn’t keep it down. He and Trina both gonna be alright. They needed to split up. Trina knew she didn’t wanna wake up looking at that little tit man much longer.

    Exactly HOW does a girlfriend change David Banner’s personality? I really can’t comprehend this at all. Considering Banner is a pussymagnet, why would any woman, who calls herself his woman, want to clown with him? Why she cutting up? What she mad at him for? This is really the first time I have ever HEARD of romance gossip on DB. What the heehaw hell is the world coming to? He usually pretty quiet with how he deals with his women. If he’s letting her run over his friends, I would say she doing it to be hateful, because she probably about to get her some walking papers, and getting ready to hit the door. Give him a a couple of weeks and he’ll calling it open season on all the coochie he fixing to get at this summer.

    Hot summer coming.

  • Ushersqueeze

    Jay-Z would b stupid 2 break up with beyonce. They look 2 cute,and make great music 2gther. Hip Hop needs them 2 b 2gether. Besides u cant compare Jay-Z 2 Nick Cannon(Christina Milian), Sammie(Teairra Mari), and Chris Brown(Rihanna’s crush)

  • Tootsie

    Banner is hot, he is really smart too. He’s like that real thug brotha you can’t get enough of! LUV EM!!!

  • http://aol hot chocolate

    All three of these brothers are set to have a great summer. Jay-Z is old and rich now. Young women who want a career gots to get him. Beyonce might want to start looking around at her somebody on the side, because both of them needs refreshments on the side. DB got so much deep southern , style and sex oozes from his country ass pores, you got to give him credit, he is a hustler and he just smart with his shit. I find him to be incredibly hot. I would love to be the catfish in his damn pond any day. Lil Wayne is just little, and he needs some big tall girl, maybe like Selena Johnson or somebody to bring him up on the game of love. He don’t need no lil woman like him. Trina need her a nice rich white boy and show it that more than Superhead can do well for herself.

  • BARBARA

    Say beyonce is fine as hell and jay-Z knows that. Also b is well on her way and if jay-z is fucking outside of b I hope he was smart because thinking with the bottom half and not the top proves once a dog always a dog. Hov what’s the real deal. Rihanna if you fuck jay you’ll fuck anybody and has no respect for yourself who’s next bitch with a forhead that will catch anything

  • BARBARA

    Hey I love Jay -z and Beyonce together and jay-z is nobody’s fool neither is Beyonce. Write what you may. I believe that they are already maried and Beyonce may even be pregant now, I hope so that’s why she went off . But for all these rumors, Jay-z you be a real man and reply to the real truth. Hold your head up Beyonce because you’ll not stupid, they want you man

  • http://www.facebook.com DEDICATION

    BEYONCE AND JAY-Z SHOULD GET MARRIED THEIR SO CUTE TOGETHER AND RIHANNA IS A BIG FOREHEADED BITCH THAT CAN’T SING!!!!!!!!!!SEL

  • Victor Trammell

    No comment

  • Tahina

    Beyoncé and christina are the most beautiful but rihanna is a little girl i don’t like her duck’s voice she hasn’t style she is a beyoncé’s copy!!!jay is blind if he leaves B! christina is so fine and she was with nick but she deserves better he wasn’t true wit her. I’m french living in Lyon i luv u T.I and 50!!!

  • Shawn

    Let’s get this right, Jay-Z and Beyonce do make a good couple, but Jay Z has always messed around on her. If you’ve listened to her solo albums since they’ve been together you can see the ups and downs they’ve had. Your can even note from B’s “me myself and I song” how Jay’s own friend Mr. Dash tried to tell B what’s up and not too long after Jay and him fell out as best friends. All I can say is B is a Virgo and Jay is Sagitarrius and Sag’s are WHORES. It will continue to happen. The cheating, no matter who it is, will only stop when B gets tired of it and moves on.