Cannes Knock The Hustle

While fellow rappers Yo Gotti and Jim Jones are busy dodging bullets, 5-0 is probably out somewhere in the French Rivera doing crossword puzzles.  

Cannes is a very prestigious non-public film festival that is held every year in France during the month of May. No “Killa Season” type of movies here folks. During this time movie producers premiere upcoming movies and attempt to pitch their films to different distributors from around the world.

One would easily assume that Fiddy would be out of his element among the over pampered movie crowd, but they would be wrong. True, he may be the only rapper in attendance but he’s far from being another melanin-rich servant.

Fiddy is currently busy promoting the upcoming movie “Home of the Brave” where he plays an soldier trying to adjust to life after a long tour in Iraq. A majority of his critics (myself included) thought that “Get Rich or Die Tryin’” would be the last time we saw him on the big screen but we were wrong. His acting abilities obviously impressed director Irwin Winkler enough to cast him for this project. When the movie is released next year I will probably go and see it though. For whatever reason I just can’t pass up an opportunity watching 50 looking like Ned the Wino from “Good Times”.

But its not all work and no play with Curtis.

Yup, that’s ya boy hanging out with America’s favorite dead eye socialite at a party held for De Grisogono. I’m sure he had lots of fun networking with her. I wouldn’t be surprise if he ends up on her new album. Sexual favors can get you a lot of places in life. Ask Superhead. But the randomness doesn’t stop here.

Now I’m not that nice in photoshop to put these four together. Before you laugh at Tommy Hilfiger you may want to check pump ya breaks. Tommy recently bitch slapped rocker Axl Rose at a nightclub in Manhattan for moving his girlfriend’s drink, nigga. He don’t play that shit. Kimora Lee Simmons is probably out trying to fuck everything moving before she gets back with Russell.

There’s no denying that the top definitely feels better than the bottom for 50 Cent now.

  • a paul d

    tommy hilfiger slapped axl rose for wearing something hilfiger while rockin those braids. and you thought nigo(bape) wuz gangsta?

  • http://xxlmag.com Bol

    Wow. You could hardly find four less-worthy uber rich celebrities.

    That said, I still like Paris Hilton.

  • BELIZE

    “Tommy recently bitch slapped rocker Axl Rose at a nightclub in Manhattan for moving his girlfriend’s drink, nigga.”
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^Haaaa….im bout hilfiga a nigga…now thats GANGSTA!

  • BELIZE
  • http://xxlmag.com fresh

    Ha ha, thats some crazy shit right? I’m not going to even mention Axl’s braids. He looks like the Lion from The Wizard of Oz.

  • Mikey Ess AKA SukedowN

    Man, what happened to fittee’s face?

    1st pic) Looks like he’s wearin some thriller type contact in his left eye.

    2nd pic) His cheecks are all mashed in (perhaps hetero). Did he get a bad botox job? Or is that some long term effect from steroids?

    Belize:
    ‘Yesterday, club owner Noel Ashman pointed the finger at Hilfiger: “Axl was a gentleman and had the good sense not to retaliate, as he would have done some serious damage to Hilfiger.” ‘

    LOL!!!

  • BELIZE

    ^^^haaaaaa, thats what niggas say when they get thier card pulled….haaaa who ever thought tommy was gutta..

  • ronald

    that negro needs a new stylist, real bad…….

  • Black LONDON

    FIRST

  • Black LONDON (With WEST African Blood)

    FIRST JADA WORKS WITH THAT RACIST WHORE THEN 50 HAS HES ARM AROUND HER.

    NOT TO MENTION KIMORA LEE WHO IS HALF BLACK AND HAS CHILDREN BY A BLACK MAN. (I LOVE IT WHEN MIXED RACED BLACK GIRLS COME BACK HOME….)

    WHAT THE HELL IS THIS WORLD COMING TO.

    THESE DAYS WE (NOT ME) BLACK PEOPLE SEEM TO LIKE TO SUCK UP TO WHITE FOLK THAT LIKE TO PISS ON US [1] AS LONG AS THEY’RE FAMOUS AND SH!T.

    [1] Eminem – Hates Black Girls.
    Tommy Hilfiger – doesnt want us to wearhes clothes.
    Paris Hilton – Like to call us Niggas.

    Come on Bol im sure EVEN YOU SPOTTED this?

  • Black LONDON (With WEST African Blood)

    FIRST JADA WORKS WITH THAT RACIST COW THEN 50 HAS HES ARM AROUND HER.

    NOT TO MENTION KIMORA LEE WHO IS HALF BLACK AND HAS CHILDREN BY A BLACK MAN. (I LOVE IT WHEN MIXED RACED BLACK GIRLS COME BACK HOME….)

    WHAT THE HELL IS THIS WORLD COMING TO.

    THESE DAYS WE (NOT ME) BLACK PEOPLE SEEM TO LIKE TO SUCK UP TO WHITE FOLK THAT LIKE TO PISS ON US [1] AS LONG AS THEY’RE FAMOUS AND SH!T.

    [1] Eminem – Hates Black Girls.
    Tommy Hilfiger – doesnt want us to wearhes clothes.
    Paris Hilton – Like to call us Niggas.

    Come on Bol im sure EVEN YOU SPOTTED this?

  • http://rockthedub.blogspot.com khal

    Axl looks like he is trying to be Ice T from that “Surviving The Game” movie…

    how the fuck do you get smacked by a clothes making white dude? that’s not supposed to happen…

  • BELIZE

    Hilfiger: Whats really hood?
    Axl: Tryin to move this drink tommy.
    Hilfiger: ITS MR. HIFLIGER (***smack***) BITCH!!!
    (stands over him)
    DONT FORGET THE NAME!

  • Danja29

    “Tommy Hil is my nigga, and others couldn’t figure…”- Q-Tip, from Mobb’s “Drink Away The Pain”.

    They warned you 11 years ago.

    And fukkit- more power to Fif. Alot of niggas talkin’ bad about it would do the same given the opportunity…

  • GeorgiaP

    HE”S THE BLIND ITEM FRESH!

  • Julia_Claudine_Deveraux

    I’m so sick of Tommy Hilfiger wearing that Little Lord Fauntleroy haircut!!! Nigga you 85 yrs old…quit getting those lil boy haircuts! Axl Rose with microbraids wtf??!!! What happened to him? He looks like shit on a stick! AHHHH, last but not least Fiddy and Paris…2 people I’d like to see disappear into the stratosphere.

  • lone1

    Kimora Lee Simmons is probably out trying to fuck everything moving before she gets back with Russell.

    Ha ha ha…I’d gladly stand in line for a chance at that.

  • dia

    I hear you “Black London”, no one else responded to your comment, but you’re exactly right!I was wondering the same things.Black people are too busy trying to be accepted, so they ignore blatant racism instead of
    addressing it.Apparently money doesn’t bring enlightenment…rich but still ignorant.

  • INTERSCOPE JACKSON

    ” Cannes is a very prestigious non-public film festival that is held every year in France during the month of May. No “Killa Season” type of movies here folks ”

    Hahahahahaha, Priceless