KISS MY LIGHT SKIN ASS

Well that aint really the topic of my blog but I just had to put that out there. See, I've learned that slight feather rustling works on this blog shit!

For whoevers wondering or just concerned for some reasons (mostly because of my usage of the word nigguh), DJ Drama (Tyree Cinque Simmons) is mixed. Popz is black, Momz is white. Obviously I missed the melanin bus, but maybe that's why my voice came out so deep and my swagger so funky!! Haaa!

And for those with the comments (I'm talkin to you-like the song), I'm not the enemy. Please go take your energy elsewhere......I got your back when u find em homie.

Now, I'm an advid internet user (at least twice a day) but I never really read the blogs or the bulletin boards on different websites. Recently, since XXL was so kind as to grant me one, I've been kind of interested in what goes on in various website bulletin boards.

Maaan, that shit is a whole nuther world!!! I've read the words of oh so many mixtape dj geeks who have lil verbal wars with each other over the dumbest shit possible. I've found out some interesting things about what people on the internet think about me. The funniest shit I could have ever read came from the okayplayer.com boards in The Lesson. (Good lookin Phonte!) The title was "I Want DJ Drama To Host My Wedding" LOL!! The board went on for 75 comments with my voice in capitols, gangsta grizllz, cannon, and silencer drops included! Hilarious! If u are a fan of my mixtapes or if my hollerin on my mixtapes annoys the shit out of you, you must go read that shit.....

And of course, on these very pages of XXL columns in the last week who could have missed the war of words between bol and bun b. The shit started showin up on other website bulletin boards! I'm hoping homie basically just wanted to raise his stock on his blog, so he made what he knew would spark up dialogue. U kno I rep the south all day every day, so do I even need to comment on my opinion? Exactly. NO COMMENT.

But after missing THE SOPRANOS (twice-east coast and west coast!) last night cuz I was too caught up in how many times I could find somebody talking about me on a damn board, I stand before u ready to attest that "I swear I will not get sucked into the deep other side of hiphop niggas with too much time on their hands" (or I guess for some, a day job where that's their highlight)

Big shout out to Mike Love (Chi-Town) who actually spoke some real talk on a blog that I will make sure to stand up too. Thanx big homie. Gangsta Grillz on me......

So now my only goal, is to have as many comments on my blog as all those other damn ones I've been reading. Its a race to the most comments and views and I'm far behind!!!!

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DJ "The Fuck" Drama
Those who kno me can call me by my middle name..