20 of the Best Lyrics From Ugly God’s ‘The Booty Tape’
Every couple of years, hip-hop goes through a process known as the changing of the guard, where fresher faces begin to replace those that aren't so new anymore, and a new standard of cool gets ushered in. While a segment of fans may not care much for the musical stylings of this new class of upstarts and relative newcomers, reality is that more than a few of them are here to stay, one of them likely being Ugly God, a rapper that is as quirky and nonchalant as they come.
Calling home to Houston and Mississippi, Ugly God began pursuing a career in rap while enrolled at the University of Southern Mississippi, but would ultimately drop out to focus on his craft full-time. Ugly God may have had a lack of industry ties to utilize, but what he did have that would give him a leg up was his single "Water," which quickly went viral after being uploaded to his SoundCloud account in March of 2016. Racking up millions of views, "Water" peaked at No. 80 on the Billboard Hot 100, earning the rising rapper a partnership with Asylum Records.
Continuing his winning streak into 2017, he earned a coveted spot on the 2017 XXL Freshman cover. With momentum on his side, the rapper decided to keep his foot on the gas with the release of his debut project, The Booty Tape, which is a sample serving of the the rapper's oddball musings. The lone feature on the tape coming courtesy of Wiz Khalifa, The Booty Tape is geared more towards getting the public in tune with Ugly God, and prepping them for what is sure to be a succession of drops to strengthen his fan base.
After giving the project a few good spins, XXL has compiled 20 of the more outrageous lyrics from The Booty Tape that piqued our interest. Thanks Ugly God.
"Damn, I am the G.O.A.T, admit it/I fuck on yo' bitch 'cause she with it/These niggas so broke, I don't get it/I need me a milli, let's get it/I always say I need a milli/I probably won't stop ’til I cop me a milli/When I touch a milli, I'll cop me a Bentley/So let me stack up ’cause my pockets look empty"
"You niggas and bitches irrelevant/I need me that check, I pay hella rent/My pockets thicker than a elephant/I do this rap shit for the hell of it/2016, bitch I coulda been President/Bitch I'm the shit, I came up and it's evident/Don't call me brother, no we are not relatives"
"Bitch your house got roaches, I ain't going, bitch I can't/Last time we spoke, I smelled your breath, it made me faint/Bitch I hopped up in your Honda Civic, all I smelled was paint/I waited 30 minutes for a jump so we could crank/You can't smoke no Black & Milds and be a fan of me/That ain't your hair I know its weave, bitch stop playing with me/I heard your mama kicked you out, bitch you ain't staying with me/We coolin' now, but bitch in public you ain't friends with me"
"Heard the whole hood hit you from the back
I heard the hood ran a train on your track/I heard your daughter's only toy was a jump rope/That's the Black bitch, stop flexin' like that's blunt smoke"
"I made yo bitch say, 'Uh'/I put my hand on her butt/She said, 'Boy, I'm on my period'/I said, 'I don't give no fuck!'/All I said was, 'I'm Ugly God'/Now her pussy wet like a duck"
"Ugly God A.K.A. Nigga Too Nasty/Come here baby put your phone number in my gadget/Little Dick Clique, until they lay me in a casket/Young Ugly God toss yo booty like a salad/Same shoes everyday but bitch I'm still swaggin'/Motherfuck yo fashion, I could win a beauty pageant/Ugly God a legend, take notes in yo tablet/I'm ugly as the fuck, but bitch I'm still a coochie magnet"
"If you don't get loose or start freaking then I'm leaving/Girl you know I'm fiending, eat this meat you ain't no vegan/I ain't never begged a bitch for shit but bitch I might need it/I'm tryna fornicate fuck the shit that you believe in/Bitch you better twerk or I'm snitching that you're cheating/Bitch I wanna see a show, throw that neck and show some cleavage"
"3 a.m. bitch I'm motherfucking tired/If we on the same page, I might motherfucking slide/Don't give me the wrong message girl, I'm trying see what's up/I don't mean to burst your bubble bitch but yes, I'm tryna fuck/Baby girl I'm tryna fuck, I'm tryna fuck/I'm tryna tap that ass and bust a nut"
"Fuck Ugly God, Ugly God a hoe/Flexing like you got it, bitch, I know your ass is broke/Your net worth say you got a million, but your ass don't/You a one hit wonder, bitch, your whole career a joke"
"Water this, water that, you finna get exposed/Back in eighth grade, you use to borrow niggas' clothes/You act like a freak, but you ain't never sucked no toes/You still owe your college three bands in student loans"
"Let's go to catch, go to Bootsy's, go to Vegas/Go to work, young Khalifa on your playlist/Go to church, but she still smoke papers/Go to Cannes, go to France, go to Jamaica/Eyes low it might look like I'm Korean/Diamond chain it look like somebody peeing" - Ugly God
"Bass bumpin', bitch I'm lit, say somethin'/Late night, early morning, cake thumbin'/What the fuck? What you mean I ain't stuntin'?/I make cake like a easy bake oven" - Ugly God
"Booty gang pastor, I'm the hash slinging slasher/Pussy Bacon Escobar, plugged in like an adapter/All my music slappin', make you dance just like a Kappa bitch/Boy I'm broke as fuck, 30 bands straight from FAFSA bitch/Hoe give me some space, no I ain't talkin' about no NASA bitch/Gucci head to toe, you wipe me down just like a napkin, bitch"
"I can't trust a bitch, I'm flippin' hoes just like the channels/Young Ugly God play these hoes like a piano/I'm colder than your cooler, deeper than the sewer/All my niggas shooters, piss me off they'll have to do you/I brought her to my room and spread her legs just like a rumor/I fucked her with no condom, but no worries, bitch, I'm neutered"
"Thirty bitches on my right, 17 behind me/I'm Ugly God, I make your main bitch call me Papi/Hoes on my dick, ’cause I look like Bill Cosby/Young Ugly God play your bitch like hockey/I'm a fucking nuisance, but these niggas can't stop me/Your girl see my face, her coochie drip like a tsunami"
"I'm the fucking shit bitch, I'm only being honest/Young Ugly God, I'm a mothafuckin' prophet/Young Pussy Bacon, drink water off the faucet/Booty Gang Captain fold your bitch like a omelette"
"Aye, I make music from my basement/I done came up and got famous/I'm the G.O.A.T. ain't no replacement/35k on my bracelet/Niggas is bitches I don't fuck with niggas, I can't fuck with niggas like racists/Hoes on my dick I put gold on my wrist now my neck really cold like a penguin"
"I spent that check on my wrist and my neck, Ugly God got the sauce you can't handle it/Made half a mil' by myself with no deal, now they mad ’cause I'm cocky and arrogant/Let's get into it, no talking, let's do it, I think that I should've been president/If Ugly God was a candidate watch how the people vote for me unanimous"
"Ugly God wrap your bitch up like some headphones/You say I ain't shit bitch I'm Ugly God I'm well known/I ain't got time for no wife, yeah/Lmfao you kiss bitches I pipe, yeah/Bitch I feel like Yachty just give me one night, yeah/And if she gay I tell her I'm a fucking dyke yeah"
"Yeah, bitch I'm a dyke/Strapped up like a dyke/Man made like a dike/Boosie faded like a dyke/Niggas tryna join the wave/Pussy nigga take a hike/Your bitch my slave/Bitch I'm balling like Mike "